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An Island Getaway

Posted: Oct 26 2005, 01:07 PM

[OOC: Yup, I'm killing off another Chairman. On a party boat. Good God I'm a git.]

"Oh God, still nothing!"

The Starblaydi lifeguard attempted again. No pulse. Again. Still nothing. Thinking quickly, she got onto the radio to the ship's medical team. She pressed down upon the Chairman's chest again. Still there was nothing. A paramedic appeared on deck. He powered up the defibrillator.

"Clear!"

Nothing. Another attempt.

"Clear!"

The Chairman, by now beginning to turn a decidedly unhealthy shade of blue, remained resolutely without pulse or breathing. The paramedic shook his head, and tried again. Nothing. He rushed the Chairman to the infirmary anyway...if only to be officially pronounced dead.

Krytenia

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Posted: Oct 26 2005, 01:13 PM

The paramedics rushed into the infirmary with the quite-obviously dead Chairman on a stretcher.

"Nurse," the Doctor said, "get me 10ccs of Amathurinamipropomine. Stat!"

"Oh, I'm not a nurse." The woman was embarrased. "I just like the way the outfit hugs my curves."

"Oh." The Doctor was lost for words. Using his trusty stethoscope, he searched for a heartbeat. The 'nurse' was just fine. Andy Hessenthaler, however, was quite dead. The Doctor threw his jacket over the corpse.

"Now, every nurse needs a thorough debreifing after every mortality."

"But I'm not a..."

"Quiet now, the Doctor is speaking."

Starblaydia

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Posted: Oct 26 2005, 01:25 PM

Following on from the death of Andy, Tiberius arrived back on deck.

"Nothing like a death to whip up a party!" He smiled, though wasn't surprised by the odd reaction he recevied. "In ancient times when the Daii ruled Starblaydia, no wedding was complete without a few deaths. In fact, it was considered a bad omen for no-one to die at a celebration."

As the guests dissected this, he turned to his companion.

"Wipe your mouth, Patsy."

"Jackie." She said, wiping her mouth clean.

"Whatever. There's a good girl."

Starblaydia

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Posted: Nov 1 2005, 07:46 AM

With the untimely death of the Krytenian Chairman, the atmosphere naturally calmed a bit, and eventually the remaining leaders were sitting around on deck as the sun sank below the waves, chatting about Andy's successor while keeping copious amounts of lady-flesh within easy reach.

"Would be nice if we knew what the women candidates looked like," Tiberius said, "I want to see pictures, not policies! Would any of them look good in a bikini and sarong combination on this deck for instance?"

"Note," he added swiftly, "that I said deck."

Starblaydia

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Posted: Nov 1 2005, 05:34 PM

(OOC: I don't know if we're still being called the SAAS, but wouldn't an actual election infringe our groups identity concerning the Autocrat part? Just possibly an issue we could talk about)

Abattoir

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Posted: Nov 1 2005, 06:08 PM

OOC: Depending on whether Jonathon Darea wins or not, we can just kick Krytenia out officially but still invite them to piss-ups.

Starblaydia

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Posted: Jan 4 2006, 08:02 AM

[OOC: This has mightly stalled, and as the purpose of this was to expand the alliance and show-off my new bit of territory. As the first of these has been acheived, the second one now needs to be done. Post or don't post in response, it matters not.

Oh, and this is, of course, all before we know that the busty Domenwhatshername has won the Presidency]

IC:

The Sun was low in the Aquilianan sky, and Andy Hessenthaler had been dead for marginally less than 24 hours. The party had, of course, continued, fueled by copious amounts of tits, alcohol and other sorts of fun things that dictators (and presumably democratic hypocrites) love.

The coast was within sight, the Orca itself was weighing anchor in Eagles Bay, just off the former Capital of Nidola. Tiberius had gathered the remaining living members of the Strategic Alliance to the port side of the ship, making sure those still a little worse for wear had a good hold of the railing.

"Gentlemen," he said grandly, "look across that bay and see the former captial of Aquiliana: Nidola. See how tonight the lights are on across the city. Street lighting, cars, shops and, importantly, the police stations. My ever loyal and dedicated Police force have been securing this Island for a while now. As you have glimpsed off the bows in your more lucid moments, a large portion of the Starblaydi Navy has thrown a ring around this Island, and we are free to return law and order to it once more."

A small coast guard cutter was approaching the Orca. 'Starblaydi Police, Harbour Patrol' were clearly marked. As the boat docked with the massive Partyship, some police officers alighted and boarded the Orca. Hopping swiftly up to the deck where the leaders met, the policemen saluted.

"Law and order has been brought to Nidola , my Lord."

"Good work, Captain," Tiberius shook the man's hand, "what of reports of the rest of the island?"

"The other major cities are being brought under control as we speak, my Lord, Though the outlying suburbs and rural areas have not been touched yet. Never mind the mountains."

"Once the cities fall, the country is effectively ours, Captain. We've done this before, it was rather the same in Nemya. Unprotected people cry out for order and the rule of law to be applied to the more 'unruly' members of such a fallen society. We, or rather you, provide that law."

"With utmost dedication, my Lord."

"Carry on, Captain. Excellent work."

The policeman saluted and disembarked, back to Nidola to oversee the rest of the operations.

"So you see, gentlemen," Tiberius said, turning back to his colleagues, "all this is well under control. We even have plans to kick-start a football league in Aquiliana. Liga... Aquilla, was it? Anyway, this land is ours, and shall forever be so."