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Just what *are* the UN Doing?

Posted: May 6 2005, 06:38 AM

OOC: I'm putting this lil statement in here as its vaguely about the U.N., and the U.N. Forum needs a little more activity anyway.

IC:

As ever, Lord Juan Bruntos - the Starblaydi Minister for Finance, was losing his hair trying to keep the Starblaydi economy as good as ever. The ban on selling weaopns to Lamoni and its subsidiaries would have next-to-no detriment to the economy, as they didn't sell them to people like that anyway.

He picked up the latest report from the bloys in pastel-blue at the United Nations. Highest Police Ratios., he thought. lets see what the U.N. says today.

"Number One, Pedriana, Psychotic Dictatorship." All those Evil Giant Spider Detectives, must be. Maybe we could ship some of those in. He made a mental note to check up on Evil Giant Spiders.

"Number Two, The Lowland Clans. Eff-Kay-Bee." Well, they never tell us anything anyway. Maybe they're mimes themsevles.

"Number Three. Lamoni. Capitalist Paradise." They're a little high on the- he stopped himself, Captialist? Paradise? What the hell?

Lord Bruntos immediately called up the ever-updating reports and checked out the tax rates, exchange rates and all other sorts of information from those ever-dilligent people from Commerce Heights.

"Hundred percent tax, nearly fifteen percent unemployment, no government spending on Commerce, a big trade deficit... Rushana up a smidge, i think. What is going on?"