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Somewhere in Druid Tribune:
Druidan #1: "What's that?"
Druidan #2: "What's what?"
Druidan #1: "That. Up there! In the sky?"
Druidan #2: "That's called a star."
Druidan #1: "But it wasn't there before."
Druidan #2: "How do you know?"
Druidan #1: "I'm an astrologist."
Druidan #2: "No you're not. You're a shop assistant."
Druidan #1: "Look, for the sake of the RP, I'm an astrologist, OK?"
Druidan #2: "But I know you're not!"
Druidan #1: "Well, just pretend I do a bit in my spare time."
Druidan #2: "Oh. Do you?"
Druidan #1: "Actually, I do from time to time."
Druidan #2: "Oh. Well, I'll go along with it then."
Druidan #1: "Right."
Druidan #2: "So... do you know what it is then?"
Druidan #1: "I just asked you that."
Druidan #2: "You did?"
Druidan #1: "Uhuh."
Druidan #2: "Oh." |
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In Neodzki...
New Europan Druidan #1: "Il krumpe contago!"
New Europan Druidan #2: "Indeed, que?"
New Europan Druidan #1: "Liam Gessemschmitthaagen Po waffle!" *points to the sky*
New Europan Druidans #1 & #2: "Waaaaaaaaaaah!"
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At The Hole, in Mawr, during the All-Druid Basket Weaving Championships...
Basket weaver #1: "What the devil's thaa'?"
Basket weaver #2: "Is what?"
Basket weaver #1: "Look!" *points upwards*
Basket weaver #2: "Bloody broight, in't it?"
Basket weaver #1: "You caan sey thaa' again, matey." |
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(OOC: Are you saying this is an AO RP and those bits shouldnt be counted in your WC22 RP bonus?  Just joking, of course. We all know what that is..... Wait, whats that in the sky!? ) |
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OOC: Is it that obvious? 
IC:
At the President Office, Cefn...
Unnamed helper: "Sir... come over here!"
President Smith: "Why? Has our pizza arrived yet?"
Unnamed helper: "We... er... haven't ordered a pizza, sir."
President Smith: "We haven't?"
Unnamed helper: "No."
President Smith: "Oh. It's not one of those kids playing on the lawns again, is it?"
Unnamed helper: "Sir, just come over here!"
President Smith: "OK, but if it's just for another one of those crazy protesters who think that Margaret really isn't a man's name, I'll... GREAT SCOTT!!! What is it?"
Unnamed helper: "I don't know, sir. Whatever it is, it's going at quite a speed. Westwards, it looks like."
President Smith: "Do you think we could contact it?"
Unnamed helper: "We'd have to contact VOIA in Vilita."
President Smith: "Best not get anyone else involved."
Unnamed helper: "Sir, it's heading in their direction anyway."
President Smith: "Still, best not say anything."
Unnamed helper: "OK, sir. Whatever you say."
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At a coal mine in Coleford
Miner #1: "Damn Kingsfordians, taking all our business away from us. We're not going to have any work left!"
Miner #2: "I know. Sometimes I wish we could have a proper economy like we used to have, then we could be competitive again. I get the feeling President Smith doesn't even realise we have an economy."
Miner #1: "Are you sober?"
Miner #2: "Yeah. Sorry."
Miner #1: "No, no. I just want you to make sure that thing up there is actually... y'know, up there."
Miner #2: "Looks like it to me."
Miner #1: "Blimey." |
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Chemindus Tioxine Plant, Graymouth
Trevor Chem, MD of Chemindus: "Heading this way, you say? And it should be passing overhead tonight, heading out towards Vilita? Right, Mr. President. I'll get back to you when it makes it here."
Two hours later
Trevor Chem: "It's just gone over, took a sharp right turn, it did. Looked
like it was going back up the coast... No, I don't know what it is either.
It's got me stumped." |
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In Llllllllllcwllllllll...
Anwir Cymraeg #1: "Lluc!"
Anwir Cymraeg #2: "Ooooh! Do!"
Anwir Cymraeg #1: "Pa beth ef?
*Anwir Cymraeg #2 sticks his tongue out.*
Anwir Cymraeg #1 & #2: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" |
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"I think the time is right now, don't you?"
"Yup."
"Twelve years is long enough for that guy to mess those people around. He's probably driven them all into becoming alcoholics or something."
"Well, you wouldn't be far wrong..."
"Well we both know what he's like. He won't know what's hit him."
"He doesn't most days anyway."
"So when's the next election?"
"Er... four years time."
"What!?!?!?!"
"We had one last week, he won by a landslide. Again."
"But... how?"
"Don't worry, I've got it all under control."
"We're coming in to land!"
"But... where? People'll see you!"
"There's a few little islands to the north of Nova Roma. The smallest one, the more westerly of the northern two, appears to be uninhabited. Looks like the parfect place."
"Well, good luck with it." |
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