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Posted by: Myrtannia Jan 9 2007, 03:46 AM

After four years of waiting, and a closely contested hosting bid election (again), the 18th Atlantian Oceania Championship of Association Football is upon us once more. This time, the United Isles came out on top in the hosting bid voting, bringing the region's premiere competition to Myrtannian shores at last. Now, old favorites and new challengers arise as the battle for the AOCAF Cup resumes once more.

Posted by: Bazalonia Jan 9 2007, 04:45 AM

The Bazacubs left Drago flying on a BazAir plane over to Halosen, Myrtannia for the 18th AOCAF tournament. Feeling abit of presure from the success of the adult soccer team by qualifying in the world cup, from the Dribbling Bazalopes success in the AORBC. However what was most on their mind was the dissappearance of the BFSA president James Gaines.

In a press conference the coach of the BazaCubs responded thusly to question about the Bazacubs performance.

"Yes, all of these things will be on the players mind, I can't really see how it won't be. t's just a matter of how the players funnel the energy from it. From my point of view I hope the team will play for Mr Gaines in the lines of thinking it will be a good present when he gets back. We have to think positive, if we do. We'll be a force to be reckoned with."

In the same press conference he was asked about the group and he replied with

"Lamoni, Nedalia, Manhatten Prime and Ereeland. This will be a tough tournament Lamoni and Nedalia are good and unless we are at the top of our game this matchup is going to be extremely hard. As for Manhatten Prime and Ereeland. Well It's going to be even harder for them against the top 2 teams. Though you can never afford the luxury of discounting your opponent, but if I'd have to guess I'd say Ereeland has the biggest job of all, if they can't get theirselve together then I'd have to predict an early exit for them."

Posted by: Lamoni Jan 9 2007, 05:07 AM

Nephi Times
Reporting from AOCAF XVIII host nation Myrtannia
Marvin Godlevsky

Pre-AOCAF XVIII group predictions

Before we begin with these early Pre-AOCAF group predictions, I must first mention that all research done for this article was done by unpaid interns who think that they are getting "Work experience" for this.

First, we start with Group A:

Bettia Ah yes... this is one of the three teams that the Hawks defeated in the knockouts of AOCAF XVII to win the cup. We predict that they will finish second in their group, behind the hosts.

Myrtannia Our good Myrtannian friends have been placed into a group where they will be likely to win. Provided that they manage to defeat the massively attacking Bettia squad, of course. The Myrtannia-Bettia match will likely be a highlight of AOCAF XVIII.

The Lowland Clans This is a team that has not been living up to it's AOCAF potential for some time now. On their best day, TLC is good enough to defeat anyone in this group, but we think that they will make third.

Quakmybush We think that QMB will give Delesa a good show, but ultimately finish dead last in group A.

Delesa Delesa will either contend with QMB for the dubious honor of not finishing bottom, or ending up in third place. It is all up to how well this side perfoms in AOCAF XVIII.

Now for group B:

Starblaydia The Purple Peril will only face a real challenge from allies Hypocria in this group. Expect the Blaydi's to finish atop this one.

Hypocria This team has a history of being a steamroller. We expect that trend to continue, but for the Hypocrians to end up in second place after a loss to Starblaydia.

Milchama Famed for having a horse as a player, this sqaud will likely finish either third or fourth in this group.

Demot This side will contend with Milchama for third place in the group, and has a good shot at making third.

95X Will this side's AOBC success translate into the AOCAF? Probably not. This team will need to pull a rabbit out of it's hat to avoid last place.

Here is our group C:

Lamoni We are now third place in the region. Expect us to top this group, with Nedalia and Bazalonia being the 'serious' opposition.

Nedalia Our Nedalian allies will give us a run for our money in this group, but we expect that they will fall short, and end up in second place.

Bazalonia Could place anywhere from third to last depending on how they play. Though, this side hasn't been doing so well in the last few AOCAF's.

Manhattan Prime This side will place either third or fourth in the group. It all depends on Bazalonia.

Ereeland The new democratic version of SUNA will have a bad time in this group. We actually feel sorry for them. Last place.

Finally, here is group D:

Vilita & Turori We beat them for the cup in AOCAF XVII. Expect them to place either first or second in this group. Their KPB ranking is just a little above ours.

Pacitalia They will give V&T a run for their money, and might even take first if V&T falters. We will be rooting for them.

Aurendia This side will likely end up third or fourth. It all depends on how they play.

Nojika This team is one surprise away from NOT finishing last.

Az-cz This side, Nojika, and Aurendia will all be attempting to NOT finish last. Any of the three could even ascend to third place. These three bear watching.

Posted by: Vilita Jan 9 2007, 11:46 AM

Krytenian Mix Up Mars Group Draw

Representative Kiaula Miabla is expected to be proposing a new legislation to the Atlantian Oceania Regional Council at their next meeting, requesting that a greater level of education be forced upon the people of Krytenia. This reform has spurred from the realization that, without the notice of much of the apathetic community, the Krytenian's were apparently unable to add 1's and 3's during their hosting of the previous AOCAF tournament. As a result, the final published group standings submitted to the AOCAF Ranking Committee in Alikki-Corra, Vilita had gifted Manhattan Prime 3 points for their performance in AOCAF XVII, despite only achieving a single draw, while The Lowland Clans was demoted to just a lone point, despite achieving a win and a draw in the competition.

Naturally assuming that Krytenian's could add 0+1 and 1+3 and achieve logical results, the AOCAF Ranking Committee published the new rankings late last night based off the data originally received from the Krytenians. However, it did not take long for the more educated nations of the region to pick up on the oddity, and the committee promptly published updated and accurate rankings this early this morning. However, the unfortunate circumstance has cost Az-Cz a position as a #4 seed in the cup, as due to the time difference, the group draw in Myrtannia just happened to take place in the period between rankings publishings. It is not known yet whether Az-Cz and Manhattan Prime will swap places in the draw, whether no changes will be made or whether a new draw will take place, but the AOCAF Ranking Committee suggested that the decision was entirely up to the tournament hosts.

Preliminary reports suggest that a bill requiring higher education standards in Krytenia would largely be supported by the Regional Council.

Posted by: Az-cz Jan 9 2007, 12:34 PM

Az-cz Scroll
Az-cz City
Nw-Fys

Gnomes recieve unfair treatment in AOCAF draw

The Az-cz Football Federation just recieved confirmation that they in fact had been placed on a seed line that was out of place with their actual rankings due to an error in the information delivered to the people arranging the rankings. Because Manhattan Prime had been thought to have earned three points last cup, when in fact they only earned one their ranking was miscalculated and they earned the last four seed, a spot that should have belonged to Az-cz.

Az-cz Football Federation president Noz-Tf has declared that he finds the situation to be unfortunate and would like to see it rectified in some way, but understands that it might be to late to do so and won't lodge a formal protest if nothing occurs as the error seems to be accidental rather than malicious.

However the Pink & Green fans are not as forgiving. We spoke with one rabid Slimes fan, Jn-Dr, who felt it was a conspiracy. "This is clearly Myrtannia's way of getting revenge on us for having the nerve to bid against them. The Vilitans are claiming it was accidental but we think the Myrtannians tampered with the data. Look at the group we ended up in, with known powers like Aurendia and Nojika. Wait, those teams are actually not that renowned. But they definitely hosed us by putting us with Starblaydia. No wait, that was the other two cups. But the defending champs are here. Or not. So maybe the draw isn't too difficult, but it's still a conspiracy. Myrtannia just doesn't know what they're doing".

Accident? Conspiracy? Irrelevant? Only time will tell on those accounts.

Posted by: Manhattan Prime Jan 9 2007, 01:57 PM

Manhattan Herald – 9th January 2007

MFA pours oil on troubled waters

The Manhattan Football Association has stated today they are completely unwilling to benefit from recent mistakes made with the AOCAF rankings, which adversely affected seeding for the forthcoming AOCAF 18.

These mistakes in the point totals (erroneously claiming that Manhattan Prime won 3 instead of 1 point in AOCAF 17) resulting in Manhattan Prime being awarded the final 4th seed place above rightful claimants Az-cz

Sources inside the FA say that despite the team's poor showing the last AOCAF, Manhattan Prime would infinitely prefer to play a fair tournament and lose, then gain any advantage from cheating, however accidental.

The MFA have stated that in order to see justice done they are willing to support a re-draw, or the swapping of places with the nation of Az-cz, who suffered most from the decision.

It remains to be seen what action, if any, current hosts Myrtannia will take.

Posted by: Starblaydia Jan 9 2007, 07:54 PM

We All Know The Target
Once more, for the sixth, dear friends

Yet again the AOCAF has come around for another competition and yet again Starblaydia send a squad of youth and experience to compete - this time in Myrtannia. Though the AOCAF roadshow nearly went to Myrtannia four years ago, they narrowly lost the bid to Krytenia. This time they've just shaded it ahead of an Az-Czzer bid and twenty teams will converge on Myrtannia to take part for the ultimate regional football glory.

Starblaydia, of course, have taken that glory more than any other nation, a record five times. They're still looking to extend that record, ever onwards and upwards, and are particularly anxious to win it back now that Lamoni somehow claimed the title in Krytenia. Antonis Kouvas, 46, has been given the chance to lead this team forward for their record-breaking title, and seems to be basing his title drive on youth over experience. Still, he's retained such names as Balin Grimzabar, Tabitha Di Bradini, Matteo Prizzoni and Charles Barron, who are all in their thirties - in Grimzabar's case, forties - to make sure that even the greenest youngsters like Crystallee Galindez and Parkin Riiklik have hands to guide them.

For her seventy caps, Tabitha Di Bradini has been named as the captain for this tournament. The grand-daughter of Starblaydi great Roberto Di Bradini, she is one of the better right-backs Starblaydia have produced in in the last seventy years, and she even has an AOCAF Winner's medal to her name, winning the 14th Cup as a fresh-faced eighteen year-old, a back-up for Francisco Ibanez, who managed just four appearances before the inevitable red card that allowed Tabitha to claim a place in the starting eleven. How apt that she is the Captain of this side, as Tabitha Di Bradini was the woman who won Starblaydia's fifth AOCAF title. In extra time of the final against Lamoni, who else, Tabitha scored the winning goal to make the score 2-1 and to give Starblaydia the best record in the region.

Starblaydia must once again take the Cup from Lamoni if they are to be taken seriously as consistent title-winners in this post-Golden Age in Starblaydi football.

Posted by: Pacitalia Jan 9 2007, 08:36 PM

Let the games begin
Miscue in point tallies by previous hosts mangle group draw and ranking processes

HALOSEN (PSN) -- The eighteenth incarnation of the Atlantian Oceanian Cup of Association Football has commenced, and the tournament itself has once again succeeded in its seemingly entrenched endeavours to start the cup off each time with a major controversy. This time, the Krytenians are involved, and this time, it's a point-fixing scandal that has the Vilitan-Turori football association and the country's government up in arms, alongside numerous other states' football teams who have aired similar complaints.

Kryt-ergate. The next scandal in regional football.

The Federazione di Futaboli Pacitaliana declined comment on the issue at hand, in which the Krytenian hosts from the previous cup reportedly did not give a sufficient amount of points for round-robin efforts to a handful of teams while overcompensating with three points to the Manhattan Prime squad, when that team had failed to secure victory in any of its matches, drawing only once. The missteps by the Krytenian hosts have put somewhat of a stain on what was a great AOCAF17, and managed to mess up the overall AOCAF squad rankings as well as the group draw for AOCAF18.

The host Myrtannians' football association were quick in rectifying the problems, redoing the group draw in tune with updated rankings released today by the AORFA. The reassignments put the Blue Foxes in Group D with 16th champs and 17th runners-up Vilita & Turori.

Here's how we stack up the groups:

Group A
Bettia - The group's top ranker, the Aroras have fallen from glory, but only slightly. Despite winning AOCAF15 in Bazalonia, the roaring 'Roras have dropped from a perennial top three ranking to a less-than-pleasing fourth, for that team at least. It'll be up to Bettia's squad and fans to prove they're a serious contender; though, on paper the team still looks outstanding.
Delesa - Sophomore AOCAF contenders, the Delesa United have improved their squad a bit but still stand timidly in the face of stronger competition in their group, especially from Bettia and Myrtannia, and to a lesser extent, from The Lowland Clans and Quakmybush. This is not to say that Delesa will dwell in the basement for the entire round-robin stage but if they play their matches at any level less than absolutely superb they will find themselves just where we predict they'll be.
The Lowland Clans - Perennial mediocrators, the Stars are bound to, at least, get lucky once in this tournament. Apart from the Blue Foxes, their knockout stage luck is probably the worst in the tournament among veteran competitors. We're rooting for them in the sense that we hope they finally reach the semifinal at the very least. But judging from past competition, the Stars are likely bound to end up nowhere better than middle of the table when all is said and done.
Myrtannia - The most offensively stylish and exciting team in the group, the hosts seem to lack solidity in the back line when compared to their group rivals. Perhaps the talents up front will serve to negate this weakness in the Dryads squad but new manager, former Blue Foxes boss Lindifeu Zentrescu, will be concertedly trying to lead the blue-and-orange to laying the smackdown and claiming the group.
Quakmybush - Quak, quak, quak. That will be the sound emanating from the support base in the stands after yet another disappointing finish at the tournament. With the Stars' now-standard mediocrity in front of them they could very well make a run for a knockout berth but, as said, it's the Lowlanders' time to shine, plus there are two other teams in the group more talented than Quakmybush. Conceivably, all they have to do is be better than Delesa and they're off to the big show.
Group verdict - The interesting thing in this group won't be seeing who wins it. It'll be which of the five teams doesn't earn a knockout berth. Four teams can earn a ticket to the last sixteen, one team will fail. This group will likely be the Group of Surprise, but not the Group of Death.

Group B
95X - One of two rookie participants in this AOCAF, the small nation hopes to show its talents to a broad range of fans in Myrtannia, but it has to deal with the strength of Starblaydia and the fortitude of Hypocria. Not the best group to have your debut, but they can sure try.
Demot - Back for their third AOCAF attempt, Demot is going to make a serious attempt at a knockout berth. And this is the cup to do it; with a rookie team in the group with them, they are likely assured of at least the final knockout berth in Group B.
Hypocria - The Hyppos are still yet to match their AOCAF11 title let alone finish in the top three since then, but they will be counting on the fact that the only team really better than them in the group are their allies, the Starblaydi.
Milchama - When you have a horse as your team, anything goes. Even a knockout berth. There's something rotten in the state of football tonight...
Starblaydia - While the Purple Peril whine about not having their hands on championship title number six, many teams are still out to get even one. Lamoni finally accomplished the task in the last cup, for example. There is no doubt the Starblaydi squad is a contender for the cup this time around, but perhaps this somewhat conceited attitude of entitlement will come back and bite the mauve men in the buttocks in AOCAF18. Expect a very strong finish.
Group verdict - Starblaydia takes it, as usual, in a tough battle with Hypocria. Third place will go to Milchama or Demot with 95X showing up on the regional stage but not putting up much of a fight.

Group C
Bazalonia - The Bazalopes are hoping to realise, at the very least, their first top-three finish in AOCAF competition in the 18th installment. Short travel time might help the team out in the group stage; the hop across the Fauxhan Sea was one of the shortest of any participant nation. But they face a defending champion and a team that happens to have enjoyed an even shorter travel distance -- and it just happens to be the same team, Lamoni. A knockout berth is assured if their play remains solid through all four group matches and they get down low for those gritty victories.
Ereeland - The "other other fresh meat" in AOCAF18, Ereeland rose from the ashes of its predecessor state, the Socialist Union of Neu Amerika. Ereeland will try to prove that political upheaval does not injure their chances, but like 95X they have a hell of a lot to prove and their squad leaves a bit too much to be desired.
Lamoni - The defending champs. Stating their goal in this tournament would probably qualify as some sort of rhetorical statement, so, we'll stop there, except to add that the Hawks are still yet to learn that a great team on paper does not necessarily equate to excellent results on the pitch. They must pray most of all that this does not affect their chances at defending their title.
Manhattan Prime - After being involved, though innocently, in Krytergate, the point-fixing scandal of AOCAF17, they'll surely be out to prove they can rise above such follies and realise their goals. This time, the Manhattanites can consider themselves contenders for a knockout berth, but it's safe to say a first-place finish in a group like this is still years away. However, it doesn't hurt to be optimistic.
Nedalia - The Lions are back, and back in full force. Despite relatively mediocre showings in the knockout stages (save for two runner-up positions in AOCAF13 and AOCAF15), the Lions are still riding comfortably in eighth - though suspicion had been building after the Lions had managed to hold a third-place ranking despite poor showings in AOCAF16 and AOCAF17. But expect them to try to unseat Lamoni and take the group.
Group verdict - With three very solid teams and a fourth up-and-comer, this is as close as we'll get to the Group of Death in AOCAF18. If you thought the battle between Starblaydia and Hypocria for the Group B title will be fierce, do yourself a favour and wait until the Lamoni v Nedalia match before you make a decision.

Group D
Aurendia - Who? Seriously. Though this is not their first time in the regional competition the Aurendians have remained extremely quiet while involved, leaving some to wonder whether or not the team was taking it all seriously. But they've entered once more and their sights are set on a knockout berth.
Az-Cz - A contender for a knockout berth, even if, due to Pacitalian language conventions the country's name is near impossible to pronounce for three-quarters of the Democratic Capitalist Republic's population. Blue Fox fans will get a lot of practice, though - this is their group. Oh, well. Best of luck to the Az-Czers.
Nojika - Like The Lowland Clans, the Nojikan standard issue in AOCAF tournaments is mid-table mediocrity. But also like their Stars counterparts, the Nojikans now have a chance, on the "best-4-of-5-make-it" system, to reach their first knockouts since... well, for a very long time. They'll be trying to finish top three in regional competition, like the Bazalonians, for the first time in club history.
Pacitalia - That's us. No comment. Well... one comment. Statistically speaking, we have to like our chances, but that's all we can say.
Vilita & Turori - The Blue Foxes' strongest opposition and defending runners-up. A sure lock for a post-group-stage berth.
Group verdict - A battle between Kitties and Foxes, and possibly Panthers, for top spot in Group D. Whether Aurendia or Az-Cz claim the four-spot in the group is up to them, really.

Best of luck to all teams this AOCAF!

Posted by: Delesa Jan 9 2007, 10:36 PM

The Delesa National

St.Myhre - To start the competition, many-a-things have changed, even before the presure of the spot lights on the pitch. First, with our very own news paper, the X-Treme Delesa Sports was bought out by the ever growing Delesa West Trading Co. (DWT), and renamed the The Delesa National, and adopted a more professional style, set down by the new editor.

Next would be the new roster. As we all remember, at least those in Delesa, the horrible upset durring United's first game against the horsemen of Milchama, when the riders crushed #2 Joseph-Marie Turpin's leg on a challange of the ball. United lost 2-1 in the end. Well he is out, never to return on the pitch as a player, but says he plans to coach, and earn his way up the ladder to one day coach the national team. Well to take his place, #13 Conor Kelly, a former regular substitute has taken the challenge. So it brings us to the newest member of the United team, #21 Tommy Osgood. He plays for the Riverbend Warriors who hold the Commonwealth Premier League Cup a total of 5 times, 1 of which saw young Osgood score a final penalty kick in shootout. Former Coach Liam O'Rielly notes stated that he was, durring his first tryouts for the team, was going to be selected but durring final minutes in a final practise game, messed up that ended with the other team winning, the goal scorer, #18 Gerard Guillemot taking the final spot. To this day Guillemot has only scored twice, which Osgood should easily pass.

Now to the more pressing issue, at the end of the last AOCAF Head Coach O'Rielly resigned, leaving the position open for the next man even woman to take his place. But even as the new AOCAF cup looms over the young struggling team, general manager Paul Lejeune has not made a choice. But we have here two possible coachs, straight from the manager himself. The two lucky men? Russograd FC's Coach Voncenzo Merlyn and Coach Brooks Roman of Cathibus FC. Paul is going to have to make a choice soon, as the team needs a leader to help and improve the team's rating and respect. Paul has announced that this cup run is all about respect and rating.

This runs group includes Bettia, from last cup a 2-1 loss to United. And the host of this AOCAF XVIII Myrtannia. The The Lowland Clans, not too much on them from Uniteds experiance, and Quakmybush former rugby competition, at the time the Delesa team was in first in the league, then the league was shut down. A good time in Delesian sports history. And in the number five spot? Delesa. Like last time, Delesa was in the 5th position, is this a cursed spot? Or can the team relight the victory torch and leave behind the disapointment from last time? Only time will tell.

As for upcoming games, United will sit out the first round but then the chase for victory takes off.

Commonwealth of Delesa United(CDU) Games;

Day One - CDU off
Day Two: Myrtannia vs. CDU
Day Three: Quakmybush vs. CDU
Day Four: Bettia vs. CDU
Day Five: The Lowland Clans vs. CDU

Let's hear the people scream and cheer for the Red and Black!

Posted by: Myrtannia Jan 9 2007, 10:39 PM

AOCAF XVIII in Myrtannia, New Dryads Ready For Action

HALOSEN - It's that time again, football fans. The time that only comes around every four years, and stirs up emotions on a national scale like few things can in Myrtannia. That's right, the one and only Atlantian Oceania Championship of Association Football. In its eighteenth incarnation, the tournament has finally arrived in Myrtannia for the first time.

After narrowly losing out to Krytenia for AOCAF XVII, Myrtannia defeated Az-cz by one vote to gain the hosting rights to AOCAF XVIII. When the AOCAF authority announced that Myrtannia had won, there was massive celebration and relief in the streets of the United Isles. For a few hours. Then, they got back to work in preparing the nation's stadia for the region's largest sporting competition.

Already there has been some controversy, with the original group draw placing Az-cz in the incorrect seed due to faulty Krytenian calculations. As soon as the MAFC was notified of this, the group draw was mended to reflect the true ranking of the nation in question. The new rankings led to the switch of Az-cz with Manhattan Prime, but the rest of the seedings remained the same.

"We deeply regret the error in our group draw that was led to Az-cz's misplacement as a bottom seed. In accordance with the guidelines of the MAFC's special AOCAF governing board, they have been placed in Group C's fourth slot, with Manhattan Prime claiming their fifth slot in Group D," explained an MAFC official, whose name escapes us for the moment.

Apart from that, things looks promising for the first AOCAF to be held in Myrtannia. Years of planning have gone into the tournament, including the reintroduction of the Round of 16 that was last seen in Lamoni's AOCAF XVI. Meanwhile, Virtual Arts, a major sponsor of AOCAF XVIII, released the first official AOCAF video game, which is the top seller in the United Isles at the moment.

On the real pitch, Myrtannia will look to get through to the knockouts in a high position, most likely second in the group but possibly challenging for first. Helmed by new coach Lindifeu Zentrescu, the Romano-Pacitalian who guided the Blue Foxes to their best-ever AOCAF finish, the Dryads will look to put on a show for the home crowd. Many fans are excited enough about the new coach alone that nothing else enters into it.

However, many of the familiar faces from AOCAFs past are gone now, leaving only a handful of veterans to lead the Dryads into battle. Dania Figary, 36, returns as captain for the final time, hoping to do big things in front of the Dryads Army at home. In the front five, the Dryads are still very gifted, though without the big names like September Rollock and Roz Gabino. The Zora Leckingtons and Hettie Miyagishimas are considered Generation Next for the Dryads.

"They're young, but I think that we can do a lot of good things out there with this team. This team is playing to a home crowd every match, and that should help, but they can't get too full of themselves. It's the little things that win matches," Zentrescu stated, his first official statements since being hired as head coach four years ago, "And we've got to play defense better than this team did four years ago."

With a (mostly) new midfield and defensive unit, the Dryads will have their first match in the nation's capital at Halosen National Stadium. The opponent is to be Quakmybush, a team that Myrtannia defeated eight years ago in Lamoni. Just how the Dryads will fare this time will remain to be seen until the time of the match itself.

And now, the Halosen News-Times presents its traditionally incorrect predictions for the groups:

Group A - "Aroras Roar, Dryads Follow"
1. Bettia
2. Myrtannia
3. The Lowland Clans
4. Delesa
5. Quakmybush

Bettia is obviously the strongest team in the group, ranked up in the top five seemingly every tournament. For the first time, their all-out attacking offense will clash with that of Myrtannia. Coach Zentrescu says that the team has a special surprise for the Aroras when the two teams face, but declined to elaborate. Despite that, the Aroras will draw or beat Myrtannia and win the group, with the Dryads likely following in second place. TLC will display its traditional mediocrity and get through with wins over Delesa and Quakmybush, but that's about it. Delesa, an AOCAF sophomore, will be just good enough to be better than Quakmybush, sending the latter home with a wooden spoon.

Group B - "Starblaydis Dominate... What else is new?"
1. Starblaydia
2. Hypocria
3. Demot
4. Milchama
5. 95X

There's no question that Starblaydia will steamroll three of the teams in this group. Despite a spirited challenge from allies Hypocria, the Purple Peril will walk away with the group's top seed and move on to the knockouts with ease. Hypocria will continue to play strongly, and will beat everyone but Starblaydia, leaving the rest of the group fighting over the final two spots. Milchama used a horse as a player four years ago. Demot, we think, will surprise the Warriors and steal third place, but Milchama beats the new guys and ensures 95X that this stay in Myrtannia is a short one.

Group C - "Close Enough to a Group of Death"
1. Nedalia
2. Lamoni
3. Bazalonia
4. Az-cz
5. Ereeland

Lamoni, the defending champions (phew, we never thought we'd be using that term to describe our closest allies), will make a strong case for defending their title and becoming the first repeat champions since Starblaydia. However, they will stumble a little with a draw against Nedalia, who will also make a strong showing. Nedalia wins the group on goal differential, the champs take second, and an improved Bazacubs side takes third. Az-cz have more experience than Ereeland, and the former reds will go home with nothing more than an oversized wooden spoon.

Group D - "Blue Foxes rise to the challenge"
1. Pacitalia
2. Vilita & Turori
3. Nojika
4. Manhattan Prime
5. Aurendia

Now don't get us wrong. V&T's AOCAF XVI win and AOCAF XVII Finalist status is most impressive, especially to someone who's never won the darn thing. However, another nation that's never made the final - Pacitalia - will rise to the occasion and thrive in this group. We feel that V&T are the only threat to Pacitalia's winning the group - and that Pacitalia will outfox the group's top seed to secure the group for themselves. Nojika, much like TLC, will muddle along and pull off enough surprises to avoid going home early. Manhattan Prime will also improve on its less-than-desirable past performances and beat out the eerily silent Aurendian team.

Posted by: Bazalonia Jan 10 2007, 12:33 AM

Bazalonian's subject of Ridicule - What else is new?

The Bazalonian BazaB's or the Bazalonian Bazacubs never seemed to perform well in any AOCAF and even the Lamonians, Bazalonia's most closest ally does not seem to rate the Bazacubs a chance, however with a third seed this gives the Bazacubs a chance.

In anycase the acting BFSA president, as James Gaines had suddently dissappeared had many things to worry about and one of them was the mixup over the groups.

"It's amazing I can find anything in here." Andrew Coulter commented the acting President (Who also was the Vice president)

The secretary came in and commented, "James always had his own system of organisation, and I have yet to meet anyone that understood it." She put some more papers down, stuff about the WC and decided to hang for a moment.

"Oh, finally here it is." he said, around him was an absolute mess papers were all over the floor

"And it looks like you have your own too" she laughed and then walked back out to her desk.

He looked at it and it was a piece of paper from Myrtannia about what happened in regards to Manhatten Prime and Az-cz.

"Hah, with these changes some peoples predicitions are going to be a bit... off."

The gnomes where good and friendly but in soccer you couldn't let friends out. Infact with the new change every single team was at least friendly if not allied with Bazalonia as a nation.

"So what do our whizes at the prediction department have for us?" he said as he picked up another piece of paper. While the BFSA ddoes not have a prediction department. He was really refering to journalist Nev Gould. An expert on everything soccer...

Group A

1. Bettia
2. The Lowland Clans
3. Myrtannia
4. Quakmybush
5. Delesa

The Lowland Clans should just be able to climb a spot otherwise as seeded

Group B
1. Starblaydia
2. Hypocria
3. Milchama
4. Demot
5. 95X

I can't really see any major upsets in this group.

Group C
1. Lamoni
2. Bazalonia
3. Nedalia
4. Az-cz
5. Ereeland

Bazalonia may just have chance to knock up one slot but it is going to hard work which I think the Bazacubs are up for. Ereeland is going to be expecting an ultra hard workout if they want to progress through to the finals.

Group D
1. Vilita & Turori
2. Pacitalia
3. Aurendia
4. Nojika
5. Manhattan Prime

As seeded...

He put the newspaper down and said "Nv's got it wrong." and aand without further ado went and finished other multiplicity of tasks that James had to do

Posted by: Aurendia Jan 10 2007, 12:57 AM

Norumbega News
“Only seven libel lawsuits last year! That’s the lowest yet!”

Third time’s the charm, or so Raptors hope

LAHAR, MYRTANNIA – In AOCAF XVI Aurendia shocked the region by making an appearance in the knock-out round. AOCAF XVII saw the Raptors regress, as a disappointing qualifying campaign resulted in an early exit. As the region heads to Myrtannia for the 18th edition of the tournament, Aurendia’s football authorities hope this version of the Raptors can do better than their predecessors, and maybe even win a knock-out round match this time.

A tough qualifying schedule in Group D will make that a tall order for the Raptors. Among the nations Aurendia finds themselves placed with: Vilita & Turori, who came in second the last AOCAF after winning the one before that; Pacitalia, who will most likely lock up the other top-two spot with V&T; while Nojika and Manhattan Prime will battle it out with the Raptors for the third spot in the group.

As for the Raptors themselves, expect several changes this time. Following a disappointing and injury-plagued World Cup 32 qualifying, several familiar faces will be absent from the team, among them goalie Rick Baxman who will be taking over head coaching duties following his recent retirement as a player. Remaining veterans such as defensive anchor Bart Sheriff and captain Cassandra Campbell can expect reduced playing time as the youngsters are brought in to gain valuable big-game experience and give the squad some fresh legs.

All in all, this should be an exciting tournament for Aurendian fans. Play will open against Vilita & Turori at Lahar’s Locke Field on Matchday 1.

Posted by: Demot Jan 10 2007, 01:17 AM

Demot Daily ~ Growing Pains

With the regional tournament back in the swing of things, the Dynamo look to improve upon their previous successes and make the knock-outs for the second time in three tries. Yet that will be a bit harder said than done, with two regional powerhouses in their group. With both Starblaydia and Hypocria to face, it's likely the orange, red, and black will have to settle for third at best. However, it is not all bad news for the Dynamo and their faithful, as they also have the untested squad of 95x and Milchama as their other groupmates, both very winnable matches.

The Dynamo will face one of their tough battles right off the bat with Hyprocia on the first matchday. The team will have to battle hard for the full ninety, and make good on whatever oppurutunities present themselves. Against squads like Hyprocia, mental toughness will be the key, if they can keep their focus and know that they can play with the talented side, they will have a chance. Masteron and Sans are going to have to keep their troops in line as they did in the World Cup qualifiers, as well as try and slow down the pace of the game. A slowed down game favors the undertalented side, limiting the oppisition of their chances to attack. Get these objectives done, and they will have a very good chance indeed of bringing in the new tournament with a point or three.

Now for group outlooks...

Group A
Bettia
Myrtannia
The Lowland Clans
Quakmybush
Delesa

Bettia and the hosts are the clear favorites to roll through the group, though I have a feeling Quakmybush will have a say in the final positioning of the group.

Group B
Starblaydia
Hypocria
Milchama
Demot
95X

The Dynamo know how tough their group is, and they know that no one is going to take pity on them. So they just have to go out and take the points where they come from, and hope it will be enough to tag along with the Hippos and the Purple Peril.

Group C
Lamoni
Nedalia
Bazalonia
Az-cz
Ereeland

This is the group where I see multiple upsets happening. Lamoni will cruis through, but Bazalonia and Az-Cz will nudge out Nedalia, making the lions terribly frustrated.

Group D
Vilita & Turori
Pacitalia
Aurendia
Nojika
Manhattan Prime

The most predictable group, final standings will be as seeded.

Article by Jasmine Olyvander

Posted by: Starblaydia Jan 10 2007, 01:06 PM

Who's Looking Dangerous?
AOCAF Preview from the Jhanna Chronicle

Group A

CODE

Bettia
Delesa
Myrtannia
Quakmybush
The Lowland Clans

As always, Bettia will be the ones to attack like their lives depend upon it, and any one of their stable of strikers can make the difference, but don't count out the hosts, who will be equally as forward in going... forward. Hettie Miyagishima will likely be their main threat now and in years to come, taking the mantle from the frankly aging Dania Figary. Rosario Zlotnik will need to keep his wits about him in the Dryad goal. Watch out for leading scorer Fernando Kellett of Delesa, as he'll likely chime in with some key goals over the Group Stage, but probably no further.

Group B

CODE

95X
Demot
Hypocria
Milchama
Starblaydia

As ever, keep your eyes on Starblaydia for the tournament championship, Julio Cruz and Charles Barron being their main threats, with starlet-to-be Indigo Liileiko sure to make a statement for the future. Sarah Ysman looks to be the main threat from Demot, the Assegai-based forward likely to make a name for herself. Alex Sousa surely can't do it for Hypocria against Starblaydia again, but Victor Morinas is our top tip for goals here. Finally jockey Zar Johnson is sure to be the difference between a horse in a field and a two-man-one-animal football team that is Milchama.

Group C

CODE

Az-cz
Bazalonia
Ereeland
Lamoni
Nedalia

Bazalope Ricky Yunn is likely to be their main threat to Lamoni's domination of this group, of whom Drugah Farani is the player to watch for sure as they drive for defence of their title. EE-Or or Az-Cz kicks like a donkey and the Gnomes will surely be livened up by rising teenage star Zk-Rv. Ereeland have made sure there are no Marxists in their squad, and Scarlett Gorychka appears to be the main non-leftie threat.

Group D

CODE

Aurendia
Manhattan Prime
Nojika
Pacitalia
Vilita & Turori

Aurendia's triumvirate of Barrett, Steele and Campbell must be their only chance to progress from a tough group, with Michelangelo Mascagnano of Pacitalia likely to be the driving heart of the Blue Foxes' challenge, along with Andreos Charisteas. Many nameless Vilitans and Turorians will drive them to the top of this Group. The walking swear-word of Manhattanite forward Katakana is always good for a laugh, while watch out for their youngster Felix DeSilva. Nojika's best and brightest are now old and faded, coaching the team, so their new talent such as the Greeves Brothers (we presume) need to fill the gap left by players such as Alson and Amoa.

Posted by: Hypocria Jan 10 2007, 04:27 PM

Here We Go Again

The eyes of the nation have turned towards Myrtannia as AOCAF fever hit’s the Autocracy for the tenth time. Despite the heartbreak and disappointments of previous tournaments expectations are as high as ever. Maybe this will be the year. Just like maybe the last tournament was “the year” and the one before that. But a nation can dream. And the men who will be out to ensure those dreams actually come true this time are largely unchanged from four years ago. Although the retirement of record AOCAF scorer Carlo Molinari is a loss Sousa is as good as ever and the coach expects high things of young Vardanyan. And one thing the side does have is an excellent recent record in their group games. Baxter has won six and drawn one of the nine group fixtures he has overseen and his side have hit the back of the net 28 times in those nine matches. Which is something the fans would like to see continue against the other residents of Group B.

First up the Hyppos travel to Mitchell Technologies Field in Blackheart for the opening match against seventeenth ranked Demot. The Dynamos are something of an unknown quantity to the blue and white army but with four teams advancing from the group you can bet serious money that they’ll be in the mix. Past form and current ranking suggests a Hyppos win but it’ll be tricky. Next it’s the group’s whipping boys 95X. Anything short of three points here would be a disgrace. Twelfth placed Milchama are another side we’ve not faced in past AOCAFs. But there is certainly history between the two nations. Many moons ago the Warriors beat the Hyppos in a World Cup qualifying playoff and since then there are few opponents the fans back home relish trouncing more. And don’t even get me started on the horse. Finally, and after a deserved rest day, it’s that seemingly inevitable meeting with those damned Men in Mauve. As the world and his wife surely now knows they’ve won this tournament umpteen times in the past and they are the number one side in the region. But in the head to head the Hyppos have three wins to the Purple Peril’s two in the AOCAF so a victory is not totally unfeasible. But it would be nice to have a whole load of points on the board before this fixture looms into view.

A top two finish should be on the cards.

Posted by: Nojika Jan 10 2007, 09:40 PM

Determined Blues Led By Former Nationals
Alson and Amoa will manage the Panthers for this 18th running of the AOCAF

For the first time in many, many years, the Blues of Nojika have released a formal squad sheet for all to view. Also unlike previous competitions, two former international players will lead the squad from the bench - national heroes Jerrel Alson and Carlos Amoa will serve as the Manager and Assistant Manager for the squad this year, and their ambition and determination is sure to carry over to their players.

"This year is a year of change for Nojika. We will not go out in the group stage. Carlos [Amoa] and I have done a lot of work to find the best of the best in our country and have called up a mixture of young superstars and mature experienced players from home," said national manager Jerrel Alson when releasing the squad sheet today. Perhaps the biggest surprise came in the form of call ups for brothers Rudy and Preston Greeves. "Rudy is tremendous in the League, and I've seen him play along side Preston," said Alson, "When they are together, they achieve great things. They have that sort of bond with one another, and if they can bring that spark to the national team, then they will continue to surprise and surpass their opponents."

Other players that received a call up this year are Coral Cove FC keeper Potempa who has allowed just 17 goals last season, Rozier City captain Robbie Hedeen will captain the national team this year while starting at left back, and in the midfield Billet, Vanes, Samec and Betance will surely dominate possesion in each game and provide that experienced and creative edge the Panthers will need to get out of the group stage this year.

"This year is a year of change for Nojika." - Jerrel Alson

Posted by: Lamoni Jan 11 2007, 01:14 AM

Hawks get ready for AOCAF XVIII

After their amazing title win in AOCAF XVII, you knew that Lamoni would attempt to defend their title. This team in now third in the region, just beneath the team that they destroyed to get the title... Vilita&Turori.

Our major opposition in Group C comes in the form of SDL allies Nedalia and Bazalonia. Mangager Riyall has a plan for these two teams, but it appears that only the team knows what the plan is. We shall get to see the plan against Bazalonia tommorow, as our first match of AOCAF XVIII kicks off. Whatever the plan is, we are certain that the Lamonian players will execute it in traditional Lamonian fashion. That is, diligently.

There have been unconfirmed rumors that Manager Riyall might retire at the end of this AOCAF, leaving the Managerial position open to a foreigner. As we do well know, only Lamonians have Coached the Hawks to date. With the Myrtannian decision to sign a Pacitalian as a Manager, it has left many in the LFA wondering if Lamoni should do the same. Certainly, there are other people in foreign lands to fill the position; but there are also those who say that we shouldn't mess with the Lamonian Managerial traditions, and ONLY have Lamonians as the AOCAF team's Manager. The rumors of a Riyall departure have only suceeded in adding fuel to the fires of this debate about the future of the Lamoni Hawks.

Either way, the team shall be concentrating on AOCAF XVIII first and foremost.

Posted by: Myrtannia Jan 11 2007, 09:11 AM

RP Cutoff for Match Day One

Posted by: Az-cz Jan 11 2007, 10:36 AM

Az-cz Scroll
Myrtannia
Nw-Fys

Gnomes set goals low

After last AOCAF, where the Gnomes failed to record even a single point they have set their sights much lower. Last time, they used their full squad, coming off a successful world cup campaign, but still in havoc after the stabbing of their captain. This time with the AOCAF having returned to a concurrent schedule with the world cup and their main squad away, the Gnomes will be sending a very young squad.

Jo-Bgz has set the sights of the team relatively low. "We know how strong our opponents our", he explained. "We used our best players last cup and they couldn't advance. We know the strength of Atlantian Oceania. We just hope to gain experience and advance past Ereeland."

The players were more confident, but knew the task at hand was tough. "Lamoni are the defending champs and have made the finals in consecutive tournaments, so we know they are going to be incredibly difficult. And Nedalia and Bazalonia we've both faced plenty before. So there's no doubting their ability either. But we're a talented young squad and we can do damage." Those were the words of captain EE-Or, the only player on the squad who competed last AOCAF.

The team certainly has a tough path ahead of it, but they know that they can acchieve some results against the other teams and hopefully make a respectable showing.

Posted by: Az-cz Jan 11 2007, 10:54 AM

Az-cz Scroll
Myrtannia
Nw-Fys

Young players show no fear in upsetting Nedalia

The Gnomes players were given little shot. With a number of their older better players being left behind and the job being left to a quite young squad, little was expected of the team. Even their own coach wasn't putting too much pressure on them to succeed. However the Gnomes young players weren't awed and came out tough.

The gnomes showed none of the jitters that were expected as quickly the came out and turned the pitch into an up and down race. Both teams were making good plays and creating good shots. The first goal was created on a play that has Az-cz fans feeling much more confident about replacing Ml-Dni. La-Yu slipped up the side and crossed a beautiful ball in to EE-Or, which put the Gnomes ahead in the thirty third minute.

The Nedalians increased the pace even more but the Gnomes held firm at the back. Tm-Tm showed the skill that made him a top defender with the Slimes as he repeatedly broke up fruitful looking attacks. The Nedalians couldn't find an equalizer in the first half and continued to press hard at the start of the second.

Despite plenty of good chances the Nedalians couldn't break through. You could see them start to tire against the fresh legs of the young Az-cz players. Late in the match in the 83rd minute the Gnomes put the match away. This time it was the other striker Fe-Do who adjusted to a slightly of pass from Dn-Wl but still adjusted to curl home the goal.

The Gnomes weren't alone in pulling off upsets, as both of the top teams in Atlantian Oceania Starblaydia and Vilita & Turori were knocked off. Coming up the Gnomes have a chance at the defending champs Lamoni. While pundits are mostly expecting a multiple goal thrashing the young Pink & Green have shown they can perform when the pressure is on the other team.

Posted by: Bettia Jan 11 2007, 11:59 AM

Young'Uns Off To A Winning Start

Bettia 2 (A.Busilanta 22, P.Busilanta 75)
The Lowland Clans 1 (******* 87)

Despite the fact that none of the players had ever had any international experience, and despite the fact that the FAB were a day late in submitting their team-sheet, Bettia still managed to win their opening day matchup against The Lowland Clans against all the odds.

It has to be said that the Young'Uns looked decidedly ropey early on as the Clans started off the brighter of the two sides, forcing a succession of early corners that almost led the deadlock being broken as early as the fourth minute, were it not for a desperate goal-line clearance by Said bin Said Ismail. The corner that followed also produced a golden opportunity, with the Young'Uns only kept on level terms by the acrobatics of goalkeeper Akram Dewar.

Slowly but surely though, the Bettians found their way into the game and they soon got into the Takilan swing of things, putting together a string of passes in a number of sweeping attacks. It was thanks to one of these intricate passing plays that Bettia scored the first goal, courtesy of a thirteen-pass manouvre largely orchestrated by the Busilanta brothers and finished off the Andi, the eldest of the three by a mere forty minutes (top work by Mrs Busilanta there, we reckon!).

As the travelling support celebrated, the Young'Uns visibly grew in confidence and they continued their push forward. The Busilanta brothers in particular caused all sorts of havoc, combining well as only triplets could, but despite their best effort Bettia went into halftime with just the one goal.

The second half carried on in the same vein with Bettia's attacking style sometime threatening to overwhelm the opposition defence whilst at the same time looking vulnerable to the counter-attack. As any football fan would agree, this is a recipe for an entertaining match, and so it was with of chances at both ends.

Thankfully for the grene and gold army, Bettia were able to double their lead after half an hour as Jon Deverill's inswinging free-kick found the head of Peri Busilanta, who buried the ball into the top corner with his bonce with great aplomb to make it two-nil.

Game over? Not on your nelly dear reader as Bettia still found time to allow The Lowland Clans to grab a late consolation to st up a tense final few minutes, but thankfully they were able to hold on to gain all three points.

Next stop - the National Stadium in Halosen, where Bettia will face a Quakmybush side smarting from an equally thrilling defeat at the hands of our host Myrtannia. If both sides can continue their goalscoring (and conceding) exploits, viewers in the ground and around the world can be sure of a cracker!

Posted by: Bazalonia Jan 11 2007, 05:30 PM

"So, Lamoni Hawks, eh? How much did we lose" said Andrew Coulter, the Acting President of the BFSA, asking a hypothetical question.

"You know people will start to think you're crazy." said the secretary as she poked her head inside his office for a brief second before continueing what she does.

Andrew picked up the match report.... his eyes skimmed the page looking for the final score, you'd think the coach would actually make it easy to find. Ah there it is, Final score was 1-4.... The matchup was Lamoni - Bazalonia .. which meant!

A Bazalonian Win!... 3 goals of Lamoni. Andrew was ecstatic.... And then he started to read the report properly

"11:23 [0-1] -- Kellin Schmidt received the ball well into our half good midfield play set up a golden opportunity for him to strike at the goal. Which he did, Joshua Kanga managed to get his fingertips to it but he could not save it."

"Hmm... I don't remember a Kellin Schmidt on the team... And Kanga, that name seams familiar" Andrew thought as he continued on. reading the report

"17:48 [0-1] - Thomas Yunn injured, seems like he won't be able to play for the rest of the tournament. Harold Bishop to replace."

"21:09 [1-1] - GOAL! Ricky Yunn scored the first Bazalonian goal, seems in response to his brothers injury."

It was now that Andrew's mood changed as he realised..... that they had lost quite dramatically to the Lamoni Hawks. He ferreted around for the group tables... Here we go the official document from Halosen.... Yep and there Bazalonia is. On the bottom of the table. "Aww. Man" he said perhaps a bit to loudly

"I wondered why you where happy. Misread the report?" the secretary once again piped in as she passed the door once again.

"Yeah" said Andrew obviously disappointed and somewhat embarrased. "Don't worry. Each coach has their own idiosyncracies... you just have to learn them."

Andrew just now wondered what other idiosyncracies the Bazacubs coach had... and one other thing he wondered.... Why could he not find the coaches name on any paperwork.

Posted by: Myrtannia Jan 11 2007, 11:29 PM

Upsets Abound On Day One, Dryads Narrowly Avoid Own Shocker

HALOSEN - It was the day so many people in the United Isles have dreamt of for going on eight years. AOCAF finally being held in Myrtannia; the longest standing sporting competition in the region had at last come to our stadiums. The notoriously loud and rowdy Dryads Army fans would finally have their chance to be the official home team. No more watching the broadcasts on AIR 4 - the matches can be seen live now.

The lavish opening ceremony at Halosen National Stadium two days ago was of the sort not seen in Myrtannia since the first AORBC. To a capacity crowd, representatives of the participant nations entered Halosen National to a generally welcoming crowd. Of course, the biggest ovation was given for the Myrtannian national side, but that should go without saying.

After the pomp and circumstance of Tuesday's opening affairs, which included a speech by the new MAFC chairman and the Myrtannian national anthem performed by the National Symphony and Choir of Halosen, it would have been easy for the Dryads to be overconfident going into their first match. After all, they were the home team, and ranked in the top ten - though somehow still ninth despite making their second semi-finals appearance ever four years ago. Their opponent was, as defenseman Lenny Ditucci said, "A no-name team from the lower half of the top twenty-five."

They certainly seemed full of confidence as they marched out onto the pitch for Day One's matchup against Quakmybush, encouraged by the deafening roar of the crowd. The Dryads Army was in fuller force than ever, reportedly claiming up to 80% of the seats at Halosen National for the match. It became even louder when the motley assembly of fans in orange and blue belted out 'Stand Strong, United Isles', then added an impromptu round of 'The Dryads Keep Rolling Along' - the rallying song for the Dryads from AOCAF XVI.

However, the confidence of the Dryads was broken in the first half, as Quakmybush took advantage of bad plays by inexperienced defenders to force shots on goal. Rosario Zlotnik landed akwardly after an acrobatic stop that sent the ball flying out of bounds, and had to be escorted off the field by assistant coach Orpha Mega. With Zlotnik down, the Dryads turned to untested Janey Lokan to try and keep the goal free of Quakmybush goals.

Unfortunately, she fell victim to the overconfidence too and made a bad lunge that allowed Quakmybush to put it in at the 11 minute mark. After that, things continued going downhill, despite repeated shoutings from the sideline by coach Lindifeu Zentrescu. Amado Ugaitafa tripped over Ditucci, and Lokan had a deer in the headlights look on her face as the same Quakmybush striker booted one into the net. Just 25 minutes in, it was the 'Bush up 2-0 against the hosts.

Myrtannia showed signs of life ten minutes later, when they broke free from a stingy Quakmybush defense and stormed into the opponents' back third. Zora Leckington took possession, then crossed it to Jettie Cassetty, whose diving header was deflected by the keeper. Veteran Dania Figary happened to be in the neighborhood too, and hammered it into the net with her signature scissor kick.

To a massive roar, the Dryads had clawed back within 1-2, but again the 'Bush wouldn't let up on the attack. A bit distracted by their goal, despite warnings from Figary and coach Zentrescu, the Dryads allowed another incursion into their back third. This time the defense played better, but the Quak-ers scored on a beautiful strike that seemed improbable even after watching the replay.

Myrtannia went into the lockers accompanied by boos from the crowd, down 1-3 to a distrubingly spirited Quakmybush side. Other nations had pulled off upsets earlier in the evening, and the 'Bush may well have been fired up by seeing such developments. In other groups, the Men in Muave fell to the Men on Horses, Vilita & Turori got upended by Aurendia, and Az-cz shut out Nedalia. Would Quakmybush add the Dryads to that list of upset victims?

"We didn't play well in the first half at all. The way we played then, we deserved to be behind like that," said midfielder Marti Gabeline, "Coach Z let us know he wasn't pleased at halftime, and challenged us to prove we really wanted this thing. That guy really knows how to get a team fired up."

Zentrescu reportedly made a fiery speech about how the Dryads' lacklustre first half perfomance wasn't near good enough, that he and the millions of fans watching across Myrtannia expected much more. He compared the performance to that of the infamous AOCAF XIII side that his Blue Foxes had trounced 5-0 in Krytenia in Myrtannia's first tournament. Then he challenged them to prove that comparison wrong.

Fired up by this, the Dryads looked like a completely different team in the second half. Storming out of the gate, they had one mission: destroy anything in their path. It didn't take long for the full-on blitz of the Myrtannian offense to break through a Quakmybush defense that was caught off guard. Ten minutes into the half, Figary took the ball from a Quakmybush midfielder, and led the charge. She passed it off to Cassetty, who found Hettie Miyagishima had broken through the last line of defenders.

One well placed pass later, Hettie faked out the keeper and booted it into the upper left corner of the net. Myrtannia had cut the lead to 2-3. Rather than celebrate the goal, the Dryads jogged back to their half of the field and awaited the next kickoff. Once again, Quakmybush lost possession, as Gabeline intercepted a pass meant for an opposing striker. Gabeline passed it to Sarita Longknife, who in turn found Sheron Caffoso open near the back of the penalty box. Caffoso got the pass and curled it in after some fancy footwork to get around the opposing defender. Suddenly it was all even, 3-3.

"We felt good at that moment, but we knew it wasn't enough - we needed to win this one. Only three points would be satisfying," stated team captain Dania Figary.

After the Caffosso goal, the Dryads continued to pour it on, taking several shots on goal. None went in for the next twenty minutes, but close calls had the fans ooing and awing the whole time. Finally, a Figary shot was just barely tapped out of bounds by the Quakmybush keeper, setting up a corner. Sarita Longknife took the corner, and couldn't have aimed it better. Amidst a cluster of Quakmybush jerseys, she found one orange one - Miyagishima.

The corner put into play, Miyagishima leapt over the defenders and headed it past the opposing kicker. Finally, the Dryads had their lead - 4-3. Miyagishima finally did celebrate with her teammates, as they felt a weight lifted off their shoulders after the uninspiring start of the match. By Zentrescu's order, they spent the rest of the match alternating between conservative ball control play and spurts of offensive attacking to keep the Quak-ers off balance.

It worked, as the energy Quakmybush had displayed in the first half was all but gone. With their opponents running on empty, the Dryads felt that confidence coming back. Presented with such an unexpected challenge, they'd managed to claw their way back into contention, and built a lead out of a two goal defecit. As the final gun sounded, the Dryads Army went into a frenzy. With countless Sun Burst upon Sun Burst waving, slightly off-key renditions of Myrtannia football songs rang out from the various sections of Halosen National. The national anthem and 'Dryads Rolling Along' were more common, though the 'Dryads Fight Song' was heard here and there.

"We knew we had to perform better in the second half, and we came out and did that. It's a good first win for the tournament, but we can't be satisfied with just this. Every three points is three points closer to a high seed in the Round of 16," coach Zentrescu commented after the match.

Myrtannia's victory put them just barely atop Group A, ranking above Bettia due to goals scored. The Aroras defeated the Stars of TLC in a 2-1 match, despite posting their roster list late and a decent showing by the Clans. When asked about his plans for the Bettia match, Zentrescu would say nothing other than, "We'll have a surprise for them."

For now, the Dryads will be focusing on Delesa, their Day Two opponent who had a bye on Day One. In their second AOCAF, Delesa will be looking to build on their limited expereince in a bid to make the knockouts for the first time. Like in AOCAF XVII, the Dryads' practices are being held as closed-door events, though in a more focused method than under former coach Rachell Gabino. Insiders say Zentrescu is getting more out of the Dryads' players than Gabino would have, which is heartening for Myrtannia fans.

In other news, rumors are abound about the future of Lamoni skipper Riyall, who may be retiring after this tournament. Lamonian sources indicate that the Hawks may look overseas for the next manager of their national team. Already tied to the rumors of potential replacements are two Myrtannians. MAFC legend and former Dryads coach America McNany has been mentioned, as well as current team captain Dania Figary. Figary figures to reitre after this AOCAF, and might well be a leading candidate for a coaching job if she does. More details when they become available.

The final from Halosen National:

Myrtannia 4 - 3 Quakmybush
(Figary 35', Miyagishima 55' & 79', Caffoso 59') (****A 11' & 25', *****B 40')

Posted by: Vilita Jan 11 2007, 11:44 PM

Horrible kits take defeat blame

Vilita & Turori moved up to second in the AO Regional Rankings after two consecutive final appearances, and were looking to start off on the right foot towards being the first team since the Starblaydians 10 cups prior to make three consecutive finals appearances. However, what should have been a relatively easy match against Aurendia turned out to be anything but as Vilita & Turori were downed by a 2-1 scoreline.

Regional hero Kristofer Kilpter netted early for the Vilitans on a moment of individual brilliance, but the team looked jumbled the entire match, and two shoddy passes in the second half allowed the Aurendians to snatch three points.

It did not look like a typical Empire of Vilita team, and perhaps one clue was revealed in the post match press conference. Speaking to the media, a midfielder who's name currently escapes me was quoted as saying "I couldn't tell who the hell anyone was out there! These kits are a menace. I think they wanted to do some kind of combination crap of our historical kits, but the pattern they've got on them is an eyesore. Anytime i opened my eyes I felt as though a dragon was piercing me. My eyes were constantly distracted by the kits, I don't know how the Aurendians managed. I suppose the two goals they scored they only had to look at the keeper who, luckily for him, only has to wear a solid orange kit."

The kits, shown above, have been criticized by players and fans alike, however, the Football Association insists that they will be worn, at least throughout the qualifying stage.

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"We'll keep wearing them, the players are professionals and should be able to accomodate them in their vision. If there are still problems after the qualifying stage is over, perhaps we will consider a change in kit then."

Posted by: Lamoni Jan 12 2007, 12:34 AM

Lamoni starts things off right

In what has been rumored to be Manager Riyall's last AOCAF, his team managed to start things off right by flogging our Bazalonian allies 4-1. Lamonian forward Kellin Schmidt scored the first goal of the match on a backspin at 11 minutes, 23 seconds in. Bazalonian Ricky Yunn scored the next goal of the match, at 21 minutes, 9 seconds in. This would prove to be the last Bazalonian goal of the match; Schmidt scoring again at 30 minutes in. Lamonian Captain Drugah Farani would score the other two goals of the match, at 45 minutes, 42 seconds; and 74 minutes, 22 seconds. These goals would be more than enough to propel the Hawks to first place in Group C.

Their next matchup is against Az-Cz, who defeated Nedalia today; setting up a good chance for Lamoni to retain first place in Group C. All Lamoni will have to do is keep winning. You can bet that the Hawks are up to this kind of task.

Accordingly, the Hawks have kept up what has worked in the last AOCAF, and are holding a closed door training session designed to stop what looks to be a good team of youngsters from Az-Cz. It is also known that President Stinson has dispatched an offer to the leaders of Az-Cz and Milchama for an embassy and cultural exchange in hopes of increasing relations between the nations.

In other AOCAF news, Starblaydia lost to Milchama 2-3, and the V&T team with horrid eyesore kits lost to Aurendia. We congratulate both Milchama and Aurendia in their wins against the two best nations in the region. We also anticipate that the Starblaydi reaction (if any) will be massive, and severe. Just like how they do anything else.

In reaction to the rumors of Lamoni looking overseas for it's next AOCAF manager, the Lamonian Footballing Association (LFA) has received two applications from Myrtannia. One is from the Myrtannian legend America McNany, and another one is from current Dryad team captain Dania Figary. In response, the LFA has released a statement, part of which states that whichever AO or other citizen that wishes to apply for the job should do so. While this would seem to indicate that the retirement rumors surrounding Manager Riyall are true, we shall wait and see what happens.

Lamoni - 4 Kellin Schmidt (11:23, 30:00) , Drugah Farani (45:42, 74:22)

Bazalonia - 1 Ricky Yunn (21:09)

Posted by: Demot Jan 12 2007, 01:33 AM

Demot Daily ~ Upsetting Non-upset

In a matchday that saw severly upsets, the Dynamo were hoping to create one of their own against Hyprocia. Unfortunately for the orange,red, and black, it was not a fortune meant to be, as they fell victim to the expierenced Hyprocia squad a close one to nil. The squad showed the becomings of a power, and were just unable to get the lucky bounce to get the goals in this match, and will likely have another tough go of things in the next fixture against the Purple Peril of Starbladyia, who were upset victims of Milchama.

The game got underway well for the squad, stealing the opening kick, and dribbiling downfield, setting up shop in front of the keeper, and manufacturing a good attempt on net. However, the shot rattled the upright and went out for a goalkick. Thrilled about how easy it was to create such a easy oppurtunity, the squad pushed the attack hard once more, with Ysman breaking past Teale and Drago on a through ball. She was adjusting it to her strong foot when Lomaia flew out of nowhere and snatched the ball from her feet.

As both teams began to settle into the play about half an hour in, the Hyprocia side mounted a substantial attack. Lucas pressed Sousa when he recieved a cross from Vardanyan, but she slipped as he turned, and allowed him a free lane to the net. Taking a single stride, he then deftly put one over the shoulder of Orien and into back of the netting to give the "home" side the one goal advantage thrity minutes in.

The half ended in a blur of Dynamo attacks, of which only two resulted on shots on net thanks to the suberb tackling and blocking of the Hyprocia backline. Discouraged by the lack of good scoring chances, Dogood put in Edmund Vorca in place of Argonot at the start of the half to try and stimulate the offence. The youngster did help it create more pressure on the oppisition's backline, but they refused to crack. This was no more evident in the waning minutes, when the Dynamo pushed everybody forward in hopes of the equaliser. Sans dishing off to Masteron. He took it, and for a moment, saw a opening in the defence and charged at it, but it was soon replaced by Drago, and he whipped the ball away from the captain, clearing it as the ref whistle the end of the match.

The squad has no time to let this dissapoint wiegh on their minds, for the hardened squad of Starblaydia will be looking to dish out punishment on the Dynamo after their loss at the hands of the horses from dirty Milchama. The squad's offence will really have to undergo a terrific change if they hope to defeat the Purple Peril, and give the the oppurtunity to control their own destinies.

Hypocria - 1
Sousa (30)

Demot - 0

Posted by: Pacitalia Jan 12 2007, 09:38 PM

Foxes and Panthers draw to start tournament
Mascagnano equalises to salvage a point; Pacitalia surprised to find V&T below them in the table

SALAHADIN CITY, MYRTANNIA (PSN) -- Charles Dickens had it right, but in the wrong order. For the Blue Foxes' match against the Nojikan Panthers, really, it was the worst of times followed by the best of times after midfielder Michelangelo Mascagnano equalised to save Pacitalia from an opening-round loss to the underdog felines.

Preston Greeves put the Panthers ahead 37 minutes into the match on a superb free-kick from 29-year-old midfielder Jarrett Betance. Betance's ball curved flawlessly into the box, cutting through the Blue Foxes' defence like a diamond and deflecting off the foot of a stretching Greeves for the advantage goal.

Michelangelo Mascagnano put the Blue Foxes back in the match with just over half an hour remaining off an Andolfabio Vunghiasso corner. The man expected to fill the shoes of Veranace d'Amantano upon his departure from international football sometime next year or in 2009 performed admirably in the Pacitalians' first match of the tournament, and his goal was an outstanding chip past a scurrying Monte Potempa to equalise. And despite his best efforts, with two great chances late in the match, the Blue Foxes could not edge ahead for victory.

Mascagnano's goal was his 17th in international competition and came after a particularly nasty trademark rant, during the halftime team-talk, from interim Blue Foxes manager Sergei "The Bear" Saganyarov. A slightly greater emphasis on attacking first, defending second did not seem to change the Foxes' ways too much in this match, and Saganyarov was, of course, flirting dangerously with lividity after the Pacitalian squad hit the dressing room at halftime down by a goal.

"It was a gritty match from start to finish and I think it was less about either team winning and more about getting a feel for the pace and the atmosphere of the tournament, and about getting warmed up for other matches. We were just getting some of the pre-tournament jitters out of the way. A draw is fine by most of the players on the squad," captain Veranace d'Amantano said. The 35-year-old symbol of Pacitalian football added, "Sure, we would have liked three points, but if we can emerge from the round-robin stage with at least two wins I think we'll be on the right track to inflict some serious damage in the knockout phase."

d'Amantano made the comments before being informed that Vilita & Turori, the group's top seed ahead of the Blue Foxes, Panthers, Chippers and Raptors, had been upset by the Aurendians 2:1 in their opening match, leaving Pacitalia with a better shot of taking the group over the favoured Jungle Cats. Of course, that doesn't excuse the fact that the Blue Foxes still have to face the 'Cats in the round-robin stage. And it doesn't excuse the fact that critics are already saying the Foxes aren't trying hard enough.

"We're ready for each and every match, whatever the critics say," d'Amantano added. "You win some, you lose some. You just have to go out there with the mentality that you can win every match, and if you don't, the other team was better. It's as simple as that."

The Pacitalians now head to Lahar to face the rested Chippers from Manhattan Prime in their second match group.

From Salahadin City, Myrtannia:
Pacitalia 1 : 1 Nojika
PAC: Mascagnano 69'
NOJ: Greeves 37'

NEXT UP: PAC (0-1-0) v MPR (0-0-0), NOJ (0-1-0) v VNT (0-0-1)

Posted by: Delesa Jan 12 2007, 10:42 PM

The Delesa National Newspaper

St. Myhre - Today, a new coach what brought to the attention of the United's Team Board. A coach from one of Delesa's closest allies, The United Kingdom of Oceania. All that has been released at this time is that the man was the coach of a top league team from Port Royal in Oceania. So that makes the race for the job all that much harder for the two local boys. The unknown coach is being flown in to meet the board and discuss future plans for the team if he were selected, and a contract. All part of the standard procedure for the board before picking the final choice. Now on the coach's information we do have, here's some small career bios on the possible coaches.

Coach Voncenzo Merlyn
Current Club: Russograd FC
Age:51
Russograd FC has a total of 7 cup wins since the teams introduction in 1895, 1 which Voncenzo was head coach, 1 which he was a player. He also was head coach of Danilona Trojans when they won 1 of their 3 cup wins.
He plans for the club are strength on the forwards and the goal keeper. Putting more money on personal training, which requires the players to play less for their club teams, but for the benifit of the national team. He plans to play a constant attack strategy.

Coach Brooks Roman
Current Club: Cathibus FC
Age:46
Cathibus FC has a total of 8 cup wins since the teams introduction in 1897, 2 which Brooks was head coach. The team is second only to the St. Myhre Saints. He also was asst. coach for Liverpool Raiders for 1 of their 7 cup wins. He played for Auglium United for 1 cup win. Was asst. coach for Coach Voncenzo Merlyn with Danilona Trojans cup win.
He plans for the club are fitness and more strength on defence, and planning for more of an attack then defend strategy. Using his defence as aggresive attackers.

Now what about former Coach Liam O'Rielly?
Current Club: St. Myhre Saints
Age: 58
St. Myhre Saints has a total 10 cup wins, the most of any team in the league. 3 Which saw Liam as head coach. He was also head coach of the Liverpool Raiders for 2 cup wins, which includes one with Brooks Roman. He was the first coach for the Delesa United, starting with a average record, almost making qualifing round for their first world cup. Made to quarter finals in the BoF.
He had planned for a well rounded team. One that did not focus more on attack then defence. He personally recruited Fernando Kellett and Jason Clare.

So the new coaches have room for improvement. Now we have the updated records from the last AOCAF;

GD1 vs. Milchama (2-1 L)
#18 Gerard Guillemot replaced injuried Joseph-Marie Turpin
#18 Gerard Guillemot Goal

GD2 vs. Bettia (2-1 L)
#11 Fernando Kellet Goal
#10 Dustin Lupton Red Card

GD3 vs. Pacitalia (4-1 L)
#4 Michael McShane Goal
#8 Patrick Keogh Yellow Card

GD4 vs. Demot (3-2 W)
#4 Michael McShane 2 Goals
#8 Patrick Keogh Goal

Hopes for the new AOCAF anyone?

Well we didn't see the United star played #4 Michael McShane turn on his game until the 3rd game, which was little to late. But after McShane showed the way out of an almost 4-Nil loss, the team gained spirit and beat Demot the next day. We hope to see a faster start from McShane, or the team should start to look up to a rising star like Fernando Kellet, although the stress from being a leader but prove too much for the little hero. But we hope to see more action from him. Also Patrick Keogh repaid for the goal caused from a yellow card in game #3 by scoring in the 4th day. Also a player not on the score board from last time, which was a let down was sweeper Jason Clare. We expect more from him, after being denied a goal in the first AOCAF for the team. Also Conor Kelly, a on and off player, that played in the BoF scoring two goals in the competition. We hope to see him more on then off, now that he has been placed as the offical replacement for Joseph-Marie Turpin, although a good question is why did they take off Gerard Guillemot? Guess Coach Liam will take it to his grave. But who knows, the new coach might just put Gerard Guillemot back in the game.

Until the next game, we'll be waiting in the stands for our team.

Posted by: Az-cz Jan 12 2007, 11:17 PM

Az-cz Scroll
Rl-Nws

AOCAF has effects on Az-cz population both good and bad

For Az-cz people there have been strong effects on the population outside of the people who have interest in the sport itself. One effect will be good for the country and another was a national tragedy.

The good news situation is that Lamoni has finally decided to explore further friendly relations with Az-cz. While we have long had a Lamonian embassy in Az-cz, it seems as if the Lamonians are finally interested in returning the favor and creating an Az-czid embassy in Lamoni. As the Az-cz national policy is that friendly relations with all nations is for the best the government is very happy about this. Robber captain Ug-Mt reiterated that their nation will retain friend of all status and that being friends with nations opposed to each other, such as Lamoni and Starblaydia, is quite possible and the plan Az-cz intends to take.

As for the tragic news, the Vilitan & Turori kits have been determined to be responsible for the sudden death of 88 Az-czzers. Apparently the sight of the kits caused shock in many Az-czzers which lead to 88 deaths and many more hospitalizations. According to fashion expert Dk-Ny the kits are "the most horrific piece of football equipment I've seen." She further explains "while the Casari tiger kits are in many ways uglier, they at least our more acceptable to the Az-cz eye, as they are based on real world things. The new Vilita & Turori kits are just a travesty." Az-cz ambassador to Vilita, Mo-Prn is set to trave to Vilita to discuss whether reparations should be paid for the deaths of the Az-czzers.

As a precaution the Az-cz government has developed similarly ugly kits with similar color patterns that Az-czid citizens can view safely as a vaccine against the Vilita & Turori kits. All gnomish citizens are encouraged to view these before attempting to watch soccer highlights from other nations. All regular Az-cz broadcasts will show Turori highlights using special filters. The same broadcasts will be shown on a special channel with regular pictures, for those who are interested.

Posted by: Ereeland Jan 13 2007, 12:42 AM

Errish Vanguard - Sporting Section/AO CAF Special

It's been a long while since anyone from our territories went to an AO CAF. The Socialist Union's only team in the tournament made the knockout round of sixteen last time, only to fall to more experienced competition. Now, our young Republic is sending its first team to attempt to make an impact upon the tournament.

This time will not be so easy, as Ereeland is one of only two new nations in AO CAF. Ereeland's group draw isn't so nice either, as our lads in green and white will be facing defending champion Lamoni as well as another top tier side in Nedalia. Our national team contrasts with all the group's teams as having only one truly tested player.

Scarlett Gorychka, at 22 years of age now, participated in the SUNA's Under 21 side, and proved to be an offensive force. Today she's the only girl on the Errish national team, and the only player on the team with ties to the Socialist Union. Joining her up front will be a popular young FA Ereeland striker, Tim Organ. Much attention will be focused on Groychka, who is expected to provide some form of leadership for the team.

Midfielder Wes Klausner has been named the team captain, and his performance in the FAE Cup title match was at least admirable. Whether any of this can contribute to a cohesive national side is uncertain.

Ereeland's first test will be the mighty Nedalia Lions. After a shocking 0-2 defeat to Az-cz, the Lions will likely be looking for someone to maul. We seem to fit the bill nicely in that department. However, if Nedalia is still staggering from the loss, Ereeland plays a perfect match, and a few Lions are blinded by looking at a Vilita and Turori kit, Ereeland might have a very slim chance of success.

Posted by: Aurendia Jan 13 2007, 02:47 AM

Etoka Journal-Tribune
“Now with larger print for those hung-over mornings”

New Vilita & Turori uniforms great for stoners, even better for Raptors

LAHAR, MYRTANNIA – Aurendia’s AOCAF 18 campaign opened up against Vilita & Turori, a side whose new jerseys are already being called the best thing to happen for Aurendian cannabis consumers since “Free Taco Fridays.” Although one local critic went as far as to declare the new kits to be a sign of the Apocalypse, others have had a far more positive opinion, particularly praising the color patterns. While the viewing public may have been more entranced by this match than usual, the new jerseys’ greatest effect was felt at Locke Field. Confused by their new uniform design, a sloppy V&T side made several mistakes, which the Raptors took advantage of to pull off a 2-1 upset.

Following an opening ten minutes marked by unsteady play from both squads, Vilita’s Kristofer Kilpter put the Jungle Eel/ Cat/ Chimera-things up 1-0. More V&T miscues combined with improved defensive play from the Raptors held the 1-0 score line until the half. As the second half began, Raptor coach Rick Baxman used all his subs, putting in veterans on the offensive end. This move paid off in the 63rd, when midfielder Tara Pellegri easily intercepted a pass and found Ashley Campbell to tie it up. The Raptors took the lead 10 minutes later, as Cassandra Campbell intercepted another V&T pass and found Denise Little for the game-winner.

The Raptors will have a bye on match day 2. Replica Vilita & Turori kits are expected to go on sale at all Stoner’s Pot Palace stores by the end of the week.

Scoring:
1. V&T (K. Kilpter) 10th Unassisted
2. A (A. Campbell 1) 63rd (T. Pellegri)
3. A (D. Little 1) 73rd (C. Campbell)

Posted by: 95X-Scottfire Jan 13 2007, 11:53 AM

from the Pacific City Courier
95X Finally Arrives at AOCAF 18
Team's amphibious bus makes wrong turn
Myrtannia - With the media from almost every nation in the region assembled to watch the opening ceremony , the big question that night was not about which player was better, or what team would go all the way.

Instead, it was, "where the heck is 95X?!"

As the announcement was made that 95X was still on the way, televison cameras zoomed in on an entire section of the stadium, reserved for 95X players and coaches, sitting empty; while TV and radio commentators told public transit jokes to their viewers and listeners back home.

Meanwhile, the team's amphibious bus, en route from Pacific City, made a wrong turn and ended up in in a small, poor, undeveloped nation just outside of Atlantian Oceania.

The driver, Otto Mason, who also transported the Atlantian Oceania Basketball Championship teams to and from Myrtannia, immediately knew something was wrong, and not that the nation had been blown into the past.

"I told the entire team to get back on the bus so we could get outta here by nightfall," says Mason. "For all we know, we could've been sacrificed to the name of some strange being we've never heard of."

The team was fine and arrived last night. They will play Hypocria as scheduled later today, at Mari City Park.

As the team officially checked in, officials we're having a tough time doing a head count, then realized the team has a pair joined twins on the bench.

"Another nation's squad includes a horse," argued 95X coach Chris Crossman, "and these two have as much talent and heart in them as anyone else, with the same number of amrs and legs. Please let them play."

"We get this everywhere we go," said Michelle Mitchell, one of the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polycephaly twins. "Even at home, and we (95X) claim to have more joined twins than other nations."

Although they might not get much playing time on the bench, they hope to make some sort of contribution to the team's performance.

Any contribution from anyone would be helpful - 95X is projected to finish dead last in AOCAF 18.

Posted by: Hypocria Jan 13 2007, 12:41 PM

Are Two Heads Better Than One?

It would seem that the AOCAF tournament is rapidly turning into something of a circus. And this edition of the tournament is shaping up to be even more unusual than previous incarnations. Group 2, in which the Hyppos find themselves, is a case in point. “First we have opponents with four legs and now two heads”, an FHA spokesman said. The two headed opponent in question is listed as the number 50 on the roster of tournament debutants 95X and is actually dicephalic conjoined twins Melissa & Michelle Mitchell. An inclusion that leads us into something of a grey area.

“How exactly will this work?”, the spokesman continued. They have a single squad number but the fact that Melissa and Michelle are twins implies that they are two individuals. So if they are brought on during play does that mean two players will come off? If not won’t 95X then have twelve players on the pitch?”

The 95X roster may have raised questions the Milchama roster has created nothing short of disgust. “A horse? They’re just taking the p*** now”, an unnamed insider in the Hyppos’ training camp revealed. “It just shows a huge lack of respect for every other nation in this tournament. We’ve put up with a lot in past matches, gnomes, dwarves, giant zucchinis, women, but this is just absurd.”

With 95X and Milchama scheduled to be the nation’s next two opponents the men in blue and white had better learn to adjust to the more surreal aspects of AOCAF XVIII or there could well be a certain amount of embarrassment.

Posted by: Nojika Jan 13 2007, 07:56 PM

Nojika Draws Against Pacitalia on Matchday One
Preston Greeves' 37th minute goal equalized by Mascagnano in the 69th

SALAHADIN CITY, MYTRTANNIA -- Preston Greeves celebrated his first international goal on his debut for Nojika as Jerrel Alson led Nojika to a 1-1 draw with Pacitalia. The 23 year old Coral Cove striker earned the Man of the Match award after he and his younger brother were a constant threat in the Pacitalia defensive third.

Panther winger Antoine Billet was also presented with chances throughout the match thanks to some shocking defending by the Pacitalia back line in the second half.

From the start, Nojiak did as expected and maintained possession in the midfield and Rudy Greeves nearly put the Panthers up in the 3rd minute after a through ball from Dylan Vanes put him past the Pacitalia defense and with only keeper Cristianu Raduvani to beat.

A 21st minute scare put Pacitalia with three attackers against defender and captain Robbie Hedeen and keeper Potempa. But a dodgy, mistimed pass put Giurimano offside.

The Panthers took the lead in the 37th minute after a frustrated Francesco Manzanotti earned himself a yellow card, the only booking of the match. A perfectly taken free kick by Jarrett Betance was finished off by Preston Greeves who half volleyed a shot past the Pacitalian keeper.

Unfortunately, Nojika would be unable to hold their lead to a side that out ranked them regionally and internationally, and in the 69th minute, Michelangelo Mascagnano would bring Pacitalia back into the game after taking advantage of a corner kick from Andolfabio Vunghiasso.

"Today's match meant a lot to all of us. It was the first time Nojika has arrived ready to compete in a long time. I'm very pleased to see that every player played an important role in the game and am pleased to say that this is only the beginning of a long and winning tradition," said Jerrel Alson, manager of the Nojikan Panthers.

"It felt great to get out there and get the feel for this type of competition. At home for Coral Cove, we expect a certain style to be played every match, and out here, it's quite different and none of us were really sure what to expect -- but now that we've put this match behind us, we are all going to focus on our next match and doing well throughout the remaining competition," said Preston Greeves after the match.

Next for this determined Nojikan squad will be Vilita & Turori, who also out rank the Panthers, at Al-Zataar Olympic Field in Salahadin City.

Pacitalia: 1 - 1 :Nojika
(Mascagnano 69') - (P. Greeves 37')

Posted by: Myrtannia Jan 13 2007, 08:17 PM

RP Cutoff for Matchday Two

Posted by: Myrtannia Jan 13 2007, 09:07 PM

Dryads Drop Delesa United

VANHAANEN - After the scare on matchday one against a spirited yet nameless Quakmybush side, Myrtannia wasn't about to let themselves get off to a slow start again on day two. The Dryads went into the match today at Vanhaanen Sporting Complex looking to show that they meant business against a hopeful Delesa side. With all the upsets and near-misses on day one, who was to say that Delesa United couldn't pull off one against the hosts?

"I told the team that we had one objective today: beat Delesa," coach Zentrescu said in a press conference after the match.

In their first of two group stage matches away from Halosen National, the Dryads took the field at the VSC to another big ovation from the stands. Once again, the faithful Dryads Army was in full force, including the official Dryads Army band. In a domed stadium, it was actually louder than Halosen National was on day one.

Keeping their objective in mind, the Dryads wasted no time in pressing the attack after kickoff. Seemingly before the Delesa United side could get its bearings, the Dryad blitz surged forward. With veteran Dania Figary controlling the ball, the orange-shirted Dryads forced their way into the back third of the pitch. Eyes on the goal, Figary passed it to Zora Leckington, who took a long shot that the United keeper slapped away from the goal.

Unofortunately for United, the ball went straight to Sheron Caffoso, who leapt above the Delesa defender to head it in. Still getting back to his feet after the deflection, the keeper could only watch as the ball soared into the back of the goal. The 'thick headed wonder' had put Myrtannia up 1-0, the Dryads' first opening half lead this AOCAF.

Their coach's command fresh in their minds, the Dryads wouldn't be happy with just one goal, either. Throughout the first half, Myrtannia consistantly pushed the United players backward. Many shots on goal were taken, though many went wide or over the goal, or were deflected. Something had to give, and the Delesans gave up the second goal near the end of the first half.

This time, it was Caffoso who set the play up, intercepting a United pass and crossing the ball to the right side of the box. Miyagishima was there to land a scissor kick Dania Figary seemed impressed by, and the shot went in. At the half, Myrtannia led 2-0, comfortably in front against their second opponent of the tournament.

"We executed much better in the first 45 minutes this time, and I think the score line reflects that," said assistant coach Khat.

With the start of the second half, things didn't change much. Myrtannia came out pressing the attack once again, and United still didn't have an answer for the blitz. They were starting to wake up, and had some decent stops here and there, but ultimately not enough to prevent a third goal. Sarita Longknife recorded a take-away on a Delesa throw-in, then passed it through the legs of a United defender to Dania Figary. The veteran striker plowed forward three steps, then booted the bal at the goal, striking the crossbar.. and then it went in. To a momentous roar from the crowd, it was now 3-0 Myrtannia.

The rest of the match was back to the alternating offense/defense that coach Zentrescu has tried to teach the Dryads to play more consistantly. Delesa finally recovered enough to get some shots off, but Rosario Zlotnik (back from a minor injury suffered against Quakmybush) was effective enough to keep them out. As the minutes wound down, United finally got a breakthrough in Myrtannia's back third. Jason Clare scored his first AOCAF goal by faking out Lenny Ditucci, then shooting it past Zlotnik.

But it was too little, too late for United. Myrtannia played keep-away for the remaining minutes, and the Dryads triumphed again. The final gun set off a stadium-wide celebration for the Dryads Army fans, while the Dryads themselves shook hands with the Delesa United players.

"They've got talent, and it was only their first match. I think they can do some special things if they can play consistantly for longer stretches," noted Dania Figary.

Speaking of Figary, the Dryads team captain has emphatically denied submitting an application to be the next Lamoni Hawks coach, "I am fully committed to the Myrtannian national team and the MAFC. End of story."

Myrtannia legend America McNany, however, has confirmed her interest in the position, and may well be the leading candidate to replace Kevin Riyall after this AOCAF. As for the defending champions themselves, the Hawks drew with an improved Az-cz side, 4-4 today.

The third match for Myrtannia will be their biggest test yet: the Lowland Clans, ranked tenth in the region, and possibly more of a challenge for the Zentrescu-coached Dryads. Myrtannia usually plays well against TLC, including a group stage win over the Stars eight years ago in Lamoni. Whatever happens, the action will be live on AIR 4, to be sure.

And now, the Halosen News-Times Upset of the Day: Demot 1, Starblaydia 0. The Men in Mauve have long been a nightmare for others to lock horns with. Did their loss in the semi-finals to Lamoni - their first ever loss to a Lamonian side - do something to the Starblaydis? They've been Purple Peril-less in their first two matches, a 2-3 loss to Milchama, and now a 0-1 loss to upstart Demot. What's going on? No one's quite sure. Where V&T and Nedalia recovered nicely from Day One upsets, Starblaydia is now 0-0-2, and in danger of failing to reach the Round of 16.

Our final from the VSC:

Myrtannia 3 - 1 Delesa
(Caffoso 8', Miyagishima 44', Figary 60') (Clare 87')

Posted by: Nojika Jan 13 2007, 09:13 PM

Nojika Fall Hard to Vilita & Turori
The Panthers come away feeling hard done by Mytrtannia Officials

SALAHADIN CITY, MYTRTANNIA -- The Panthers were stunned and felt as though they were left to hang by Myrtrannia officials and a completely unknown Vilita & Turori squad after a 7-2 result. The misery Nojika felt after the match was furthered when Mytrtannia officials could not produce answers to numerous questions posed by players, fans and the press.

The Panthers and their fans have blamed the main Mytrtannia official for shocking and certainly debatable decisions throughout the match, including allowing numerous goals for the Vilitan squad, who failed to present a proper squad sheet prior to the match, and still somehow manage to come away with results like todays.

Somebody from Vilita & Turori managed to put four goals past Nojikan keeper Monte Potempa, while three other unknown members of the Vilita & Turori squad scored a goal each.

The misfortune for the Panthers started early and after just six minutes they went behind after a questionable decision by the assistant referee. The Panthers quickly responded with a goal from winger Antoine Billet who blasted a thirty yard shot into the back of the net in the 13th minute.

The 13th minute strike from Billet was the final positive point in the match for the Panthers until the final minute of the game. Vilita and Turori managed to score six goals between the 23rd and 75th minute. "I am outraged by the decisions from the officials. They allowed play to continue when fouls were clearly committed and players clearly offside. The officials ruined this match for us," said an unhappy Jerrel Alson at a post match conference.

Nojika's second goal would come from an amazing string of 26 passes starting from central defender Chase Gasbarro and ending at the foot of 19 year old striker Rudy Greeves who easily placed the ball low and past the Vilita & Turori keeper in the 83rd minute.

"I don't think any of us really know what happened. There were definitely some things that should have been called but weren't at that really hurt us and brought us down. We really should have won this game," said Rudy Greeves who scored his first international goal today. "If this is the match that keeps us from moving on to the next round, I will most definitely never come to play in Mytrtannia again."

Next up, the Panthers will go up against pointless Manhattan Prime at Al-Zataar Olympic Field in Salahadin City while Pacitalia will face Aurendia and the nobodies from Vilita and Turori will have the day off.

Vilita & Turori: 7 - 2 :Nojika
(? 6', 24', 45', 75', ? 34', ? 51', ? 67') - (Billet 13', R. Greeves 83')

Posted by: 95X-Scottfire Jan 13 2007, 09:17 PM

(OOC: If you haven't noticed, 95X bucks the rest of the world and calls it "soccer.")

From Channel 5 (TV) News, Pacific City
(last story ends)

(male anchor): Time now to shift to a lighter subject, 95X's participation in the Atlantian Oceania Soccer Tournament. (cut to file footage of the team) The team, already putting up with crude transit jokes like 'why was the bus late? - because it stopped to pick up another passenger,' now has another issue on their hands - international outcry over bench players Melissa and Michelle Mitchell (simultaneous cut to file footage of them at practice).

(cut to video of Coach Chris Crossman, from a pre-game interview): I don't get it - combined, they have two arms, two legs and one body like the rest of us, just two heads. (cut back to footage of the twins) They'd come off the bench anyway, I don't know what the deal is.

(back to the anchor): 95X's first opponents, Hypocria, objected, tournament officials continue to check rule books, and there's a very good chance the twins will never see a minute of action.

(female anchor): We should also mention we've just received word the game between 95X and Hypocria just ended, and I think we have some footage (footage of Hypocria's goals appear), yes - there it is, (momentary cut of the disappointed-looking Mitchells on the sideline) the twins did not play, (back to field action highlights) and six goals from five Hypocrian players sunk 95X six to one.

(back to shot of both anchors, as male anchor starts talking): Can't have it all, I guess. Time now for weather, (cut to weather anchor in front of picture of Pacific City skyline and current weather conditions in the background), and Josh Cumulus

(Josh): I dunno, Ken, does this mean we have to pay double to run software on a dual-core processor computer? (laughter in background from anchors) Anyway, outside it's... (newscast continues)

Hypocria 6 - 95X 1
(Morinas 15: & 73:, Bassano 23:, Sousa 38:, Vardanyan 55:, Razin 65:) - (Holgate 83:)

Posted by: Lamoni Jan 14 2007, 03:23 AM

Lamoni staves off Az-Cz press gang, draws

This will certainly go down as one of the most exciting games in Lamonian AOCAF history. The Hawks had never faced Az-Cz before, but they had watched film of the Az-Cz victory over Nedalia. They also practiced against the moves made in that match, and what to do about them. It was this preperation that would save Lamoni against determined Press Gang attacks from the Az-Czzid team; and allow them to fight back all through the match.

The first goal of the match went to Az-Cz Team Captain EE-Or, at 15 minutes in. He unintentionally headed a wildly deflected shot, and got lucky, as the Lamonian goalkeeper was going the wrong way. The Hawks would then answer back; Reserve Forward Zan Quest scoring a minute later on a bicycle kick. And on it went; with both sides testing each other out, and scoring goals until the game was over. The final score? Lamoni 4-4 Az-Cz. Both teams had fought, scratched, and bloodied the other to reach this result. Lamonian Team Captain Drugah Farani stated that this was "One of the best football matches that i've ever played. On the field, it was a madhouse on both sides, but when the match ended, both teams shook hands, and Manager Riyall even invited the entire Az-Cz team over for dinner in our hotel. I think that this will become a rivalry, but a pretty friendly one, at that."

The 4-4 draw allows both teams to move forward, with Lamoni still first in the group due to goal difference. The Hawks will be busy during their off day; practicing, but then rooting for Az-Cz from the stands in their next match. Then, it's off to a Myrtannian theatre that has agreed to show the Lamonian players the LBC 2 movie about the Lamonian AOCAF XVII cup winning team. Titled "The Quest: How Lamoni won the AOCAF cup," it is an inspiring movie, and Manager Riyall seems to think that the entire team should be reminded of what the goal is for AOCAF XVIII.

In other news, Lamonian President Stinson has continued his diplomatic charm offensive; this time proposing a non-aggression pact and free trade agreement to the Pacitalian Prime Minister via video conference. Part of his statement reads, "The Free Republic has no quarrel with Pacitalia. I feel that both nations would become stronger if my proposals were accepted; and I hope that my counterpart in Pacitalia agrees. With the AOWar on, it would be too dangerous for me to travel to Pacitalia myself, but our ambassador to Pacitalia (OOC: Paci, you still have yet to name your ambassador to Lamoni; and you are free to accept or reject the diplomatic proposals as you see fit), Richard Collins is more than competent to carry out any negotiations that the Pacitalians might deem important for both parties."

Lamoni - 4 Zan Quest (16), Drugah Farani (20, 26:37), Draze Aruru (60)

Az-Cz - 4 EE-Or (15, 23:45), Fe-Do (39:17, 62:34)

Posted by: Bettia Jan 14 2007, 06:47 AM

A Win At The Death

Bettia 2 (Bandasera 78, B.Busilanta 90+1)
Quakmybush 1 (******* 7)

When asked to sum up his players' performance in the post-match interview, Bettia's under-21 coach James Watson was lost for words... and who can blame him? There are certainly many words than could be used to describe this game - bewildering is one to use if your allegience just happens to be with the green and gold, perhaps nerve-wracking, or even exasperating. Either way, Bettia's Young'Uns are doing just enough to get the prescious wins they need to progress... JUST.

One thing the gaffer wouldn't have been happy with is the team's woeful attempt to play defensively, as they were stunned as early as the seventh minute when Quakmybush cruelly exploited what could be laughingly referred to as an 'offside trap'. With no defenders within tackling distance and just the keeper to beat, the 'Bush centre-forward gleefully rounded Dewar and sidefooted the ball into an empty net to gave Quakmybush a deserved lead.

And it was a lead they never looked like giving up as they bossed large periods of the game, although clear goalscoring chances were few and far between as Bettia's back two somehow managed to restrict their opponents to scraps and half-chances.

However, the tide turned when boss Watson, desperate to make an impression on the game, made what turned out to be an inspired double-substitution after 75 minutes, taking off wingers Deverill and Morgan for strikers Sinclair and Abramson to give the Young'Uns a top heavy 2-3-5 formation - a formation played to great effect by the more experience senior squad, but never really tried by these young freshers. This desperation move paid dividends almost immediately as 16-year-old midfield star in the making Adi Bandasera fired home from just inside the penalty area to claw Bettia back on level terms.

This remarkable change in fortune stung the Young'Uns into Takilan Overdrive, and they poured forward in an effort to overwhelm the Quakmybush back line, but despite the many chances they created, the game seemed destined to end in a draw. Luckily for the green and gold, Budi Busilanta was on hand to save the day. As seems to be the case with the Perumnasih trio, the link-up play leading up to the goal was a sight to behold, a perfectly crafted sequence of passes threaded between the despairing and tired-looking tackles flying in from the Quakmybush defenders before the middle triplet slotted in the injury time winner.

Bettia take a well-deserved day off before taking on Delesa on Matchday Four. Although their performances have been far from convincing so far in this tournament, Bettia's two wins already see them six point clear of the rest of the group along with host Myrtannia, who top the group with a far superior goal difference. It's fair to say the Matchday Five clash between the Young'Uns and the Dryads is already looking to be a mouthwatering prospect... but first, they must deal with Delesa.

Posted by: Az-cz Jan 14 2007, 07:39 AM

Az-cz Scroll
Myrtannia
Nw-Fys

Gnomes make friends and earn respect

Coming into the match against the defending champions there was little to lose and lots to gain. A loss, even a relatively big one, could be expected for such a young team against the power from Lamoni. However a draw or a win against the Hawks would be a great boost to these young players.

The game started off with the Gnomes pressing like mad and trying to run the Hawks down. Although their coaches were trying to make sure they were prepared the Hawks still seemed to be looking past the Gnomes. The Gnomes came out quickly and took control in the opening stages. The opening goal was an incredible play by Ho-Lee Chung and EE-Or. Ho-Lee Chung made a very clever looking fake pass and slipped the ball over to EE-Or when everyone thought it was going in another direction. They also didn't realize that EE-Or was moving over and EE-Or headed home the ball.

However the Hawks bounced back up quickly and almost immediately equalized from there Lamoni took the lead but every time they did the Gnomes immediately answered. In fact the longest period of time either team lead was Lamoni ahead for 12 and a half minutes at 3-2.

All four goals were scored by Gnomes starting strikers, with Fedo scoring the final goal in the 63rd minute. From then on both teams attacks really started to slow down and there wasn't much offense in the last 25 minutes of the game. Still the result was a very fair one for both sides that sets up both teams well.

After the match the Lamonians shared dinner with the Az-czid team. A great time was had by all. There were many fun things but one interesting thing from the evening was a great pitch from the Az-czid players to try to convince Lamonians to sign up for the Atlantian Oceania Kleptochase competition, which is still not underway due to a lack of competitors.

Posted by: Hypocria Jan 14 2007, 10:16 AM

Good Enough

Brian Cahill reporting from Blackheart, Myrtannia.

There is always an element of nerves ahead of the first game in a tournament as prestigious as this. And there’s always a bit of anxiety ahead of matches against sides that are something of an unknown quantity. These twin factors could go someway to explain the notably tentative start to the opening Group B fixture against an impressive and well organised side from Demot.

Notably tentative is probably an understatement as the Dynamos fully lived up to their moniker and nearly took the lead with only a handful of seconds on the clock, a shot cracking off the upright and going wide. Demot spurned another glorious chance a little later as Lomaia defied his veteran status to race out of goal to dive at the feet of Ysman after the striker had caught the Hyppos’ defence napping. It was a chance that provoked angry words at the heart of the defence and a shake of the head from the coach in his technical area.

After half an hour however the Dynamos were made to rue their missed opportunities. Debutant Vardanyan found Sousa who took advantage of a slip in the Demot defence to drive forward and place a right footed shot past Orien. The goal was wholly undeserved and spurred the opposition into a flurry of attacks that kept the Hyppos defence on their collective toes. But the Dynamos couldn’t break through.

The end of the first half seemed to set the pattern for the second as Demot piled forward in search of an equaliser but found an Hypocrian backline in an uncompromising mood. The game was typified by a wonderful challenge by man-of-the-match Drago as Masteron looked for all the world like he’d break through and grab a late leveller. But the tackle was inch perfect and the men in blue and white held on for a hard fought three points.

Hypocria 1 - 0 Demot
Sousa

The Hyppos were joined on three points by the despicable pony lovers from Milchama who defied all logic and beat Starblaydia 3 - 2. Normally it would be nice to see your biggest group rivals beaten but not so when they’re beaten by Milchama.

Debutants Demolished

Brian Cahill reporting from Mari City, Myrtannia.

The Hyppos may have started off uncertainly against Demot but in the second group game against AOCAF new boys (and girls) 95X there only looked like being one winner. In fact the only real talking point (as the conjoined twins stayed firmly on the bench) was that it took the lads from the Autocracy nearly sixteen minutes to break the deadlock. It was Morinas who started the rout with a header from Sousa’s corner and after that the goals kept coming. The captain Bassano doubled the lead and Sousa made it three with his second of the competition. Halftime came and went before Vardanyan broke his international duck ten minutes into the second half. Razin added insult to injury with a fifth and Morinas ended what he had started with number six, an unstoppable twenty yard drive. The handful of 95X supporters in Mari City Park did have something to cheer when Holgate curled a freekick past Lomaia but it was a mere footnote. The final whistle blew and Marcus Baxter’s boys had secured a record AOCAF win for the nation.

Hypocria 6 - 1 95X
Morinas (2)
Bassano
Sousa
Vardanyan
Razin

It was clearly a day for big scores with another seven in the game between Pacitalia and Manhattan Prime and eight shared between Lamoni and Az-cz. But it was Vilita/Turori and Nojika who won the entertainment plaudits with an astonishing nine goals in their Group D fixture.

Elsewhere in Group B there was another shock result. Four years ago the Purple Peril flirted, albeit unsuccessfully, with an embarrassing exit in the group stages. And they’re at it again after a 1 - 0 defeat to Demot, leaving the former AOCAF juggernauts floundering with 95X at the bottom of the group table.

Next up for the Hyppos is a grudge match against Milchama. Ever since that world cup qualifying playoff defeat many years ago the fans back home have viewed the Warriors with little more than contempt. Now with them fielding a bloody horse the hatred has gone up another notch. So nothing other than a win should even be contemplated by anyone involved with the national side. And should the Hyppos’ manage another three points they can prepare for the Starblaydia match from the unusual position of being a massive nine points ahead of the top seeded Men in Mauve. It is indeed a funny old game.

Posted by: Starblaydia Jan 14 2007, 03:48 PM

A dark and stormy night.

So often in literature the portent of fell deeds afoot, but in this case the weather, for once in a long time, matched the foul machinations that were brewing in the United Isles of Myrtannia. On the small island of Sayiid sat the training camp, base and headquarters of the Starblaydi national team sent to participate in the world's greatest regional football championships - the Atlantian Oceania Cup of Association Football.

The enormous, corruption-ridden governing body of football in Starblaydia, the Starblaydi Football Association, had sent a team to every AOCAF bar the first, in Krytenia. Since then, Starblaydi teams had proved to be the best in the entire region: Atlantian Oceania was the greatest footballing region of the age and Starblaydia was foremost among the great sporting nations competing for, as Starblaydia's national motto decreed, honour, glory and blood. Five times they had won through, in sixteen attempts five glorious victories, bedecked in honour and earned with blood. The most-successful nation in Atlantian Oceania, one of the greatest footballing nations there had ever been, or would ever be.

And it was in the United Isles of Myrtannia, on their small, almost insignificant, island, that the stuff of nightmares would be conceived and enacted.

In any society, multi-faith or otherwise, murder is condemned amongst the highest of all crimes against humanity. Whatever the motive, perceived justification, righteous indignation or simply a sudden snap from reality and degradation to the most bestial forms of behaviour; murder is never acceptable.

Only in the mind of the murderer, if only for the split-second it requires to perform the foul act, is it ever seen as acceptable, viable even. Can the needs of the many, however, outweigh the rights of the one?

Posted by: Pacitalia Jan 14 2007, 04:12 PM

Blue Foxes play their way into first in group, downing Chippers
Big win over Manhattan Prime catapults Pacitalia ahead in its quest to claim Group D

LAHAR, MYRTANNIA (PSN) -- After a warm-up draw against Nojika, it was now up to the Blue Foxes to get into a winning mindset, a winning state of mind that would hopefully carry through the squad's second, third and final group stage matches. The next opponent was Manhattan Prime, and our newly-minted (officially) allies were ready to put on a show to try and gain some ground in their third AOCAF entrance, to try and gain some ground where favoured Vilita & Turori had fallen two days previously.

But the Jungle Cats inflicted massive blows on its opponent on the second match-day, and now Manhattan Prime must restore the balance in their next match against Nojika, following their own, albeit respectable, 5-2 loss to the Pacitalians.

Just four minutes in, heir to the captaincy throne Michelangelo Mascagnano broke through a screen of Chips defence with the magician himself, Ambrosino Giurimano at his side. Mascagnano passed to Giurimano but as keeper Clive Hilton committed to the speedy, 35-goal-scorer right-forward he flicked the ball under Hilton's falling right arm to a wide-open Mascagnano. He tapped the ivory sphere into the centre of the net to give the Blue Foxes a 1-0 lead.

It was not looking good for the Chippers early. Even worse, exactly twenty minutes and three opportunities later, Pacitalia caught Manhattan Prime on a poor formation change and Mascagnano was this time alone with only the keeper to beat. But the London Tigers' centre-back John Clarke caught up enough to try and knock the ball away from the feet of Mascagnano, and he almost did succeed, but timed it incorrectly and ended up tripping the Pacitalian midfielder just barely inside the box, earning a caution and drawing a penalty. Mascagnano converted for his third of the tournament and second of the match to put the Foxes up 2-0.

But six minutes later, it was the Chippers' turn to get on the scoresheet. Vykk Dreygo, the 18-year-old rookie sensation from the Manhattan Phantoms, received a stub pass from captain Yosh¡to Katakana and forced the ball past Francesco Manzanotti, sweeping around into the box and driving a rocket past Cristianu Raduvani to halve the Blue Foxes' lead at 2-1. Both teams went into the dressing room at halftime relatively confident and happy with their position, but Pacitalian manager Sergei Saganyarov had some choice words for Manzanotti's play, and decided to substitute Sergio San' Cristobal, the standout defender in AOCAF16, on for the second half.

In the second half the defence became noticeably tighter, with San' Cristobal personally stuffing three consecutive corners by the Manhattanites and drawing the ball across to midfielder Andolfabio Vunghiasso, who began his streak up the pitch on a surprise counter-attack. With the Chippers' defence running back to form a wall Vunghiasso flicked to the captain, Veranace d'Amantano, who stayed just onside and then began outrunning John Clarke to the goal. As he approached, he flicked back to Mascagnano, who pocketed a superb hat-trick with a rocket to the top-right corner. Fans applauded and screamed in delight as the Blue Foxes went up 3-1 on Michelangelo's first career hat-trick.

With such a big lead, you'd think the Pacitalians would sit back and begin defending, but they were far from finished their offensive onslaught. But the offensive mind would cost them as, in the 59th minute, the Manhattanites returned the favour from Mascagnano's goal, surprising the Blue Foxes with an instant counter-attack that mimed the Pacitalian effort and brought Katakana forward to pocket a goal past Raduvani, bringing the score to 3-2. Foxes' fans were noticeably not as "chipper" after that goal, and were now sitting on the edges of their seats, holding their collective breath and praying that their side would at least hold onto a gritty, hard-fought victory. Saganyarov yelled at Raduvani from the manager's box, telling the star Pacitalian keeper to "smarten up".

Thankfully, that feeling of dread that the Blue Foxes might, in fact, be upset on this day (it wouldn't have been a surprise considering that the Purple Peril had fallen to a shocking 0-0-2 and the group's highest seed had already endured an upset) only lasted nine minutes, as Giurimano took a superb cross from Vunghiasso and pulsed a wide-angle shot just between the corner of the upright and crossbar and the fingertips of Hilton to put the Blue Foxes back up by a double, 4-2. And Giurimano sealed victory with eleven minutes remaining in regular time, putting another goal low to the left past the Chippers' keeper, as the fans sighed in relief.

"Yes, this is a loss, and no, we're not happy to lose by that much," Chippers captain Yosh¡to Katakana said. "But it's the first match - we have three more opportunities to win, and we'll use them."

He added: "I feel we played well out there, and we showed some very good touches. The team were looking sharp today, and although we were outplayed by a very strong Pacitalian team, we are looking to pick up some points in our next few fixtures."

"We're pleased with this," Katakana's Pacitalian counterpart, Veranace d'Amantano, remarked. "I would have preferred to be more involved in our offensive output today but it's not to take away from Michelangelo and Ambrosino - they won the game for us. There's no doubt about it. I'm really happy to see us putting up the big scores when it counts and scoring our goals with expert touch. Our opponents were a solid match, too. It was fun."

The Jungle Cats get the day off on the third match group while the Blue Foxes play the Raptors here in Lahar. The Panthers and Chippers both try to rebound from big defeats (Nojika lost a questionable one to V&T, 7-2, on MD2) in Salahadin City.

From Lahar, Myrtannia:
Pacitalia 5 : 2 Manhattan Prime
PAC: Mascagnano 4', 24' (p), 52' / Giurimano 68', 79'
MPR: Dreygo 30', Katakana 59'

NEXT UP: PAC (1-1-0) vs AUR (1-0-0); MPR (0-0-1) vs NOJ (0-1-1)

Posted by: Demot Jan 15 2007, 01:14 AM

Demot Daily ~ Seeing Stars

The Purple Peril, the feared squad from Starblaydia that is one of the regions best, are not looking that dangerous thus far in the tournament. The Dynamo were able to topple the five time champions of the AOCAF in stunning display of football that shutdown the Starblaydi attack, and broke their backline at ease. It would prove that the royal havoc were more feaful than perilous.

As the match got underway, the Starblaydi side showed some life with Cruz, Janizak, and Prizzoni combining some expert passes to break through Dynamo lines with Cruz creating the Purple's lone offensive oppurtunity the whole game with a dangerous low cross to Barron who never got the ball due to Orien diving just in time to intercept it. After surrendering that threatening chance in the first few minutes, the Dynamo seemed to calm down, and take the fight to the Peril.

Ysman had a clear oppurtunity to put the orange up in the fourteenth minute, as Ruiz and Castello collided with each other going for a lob that the lass was able to take down with her chest. After spinning past the collapsed forms, and was able to get a good low shot off before Bradini came sliding from the left, however the veteran Grimzabar caught the shot with relative ease before giving a smug smile and clearing it away.

It was looking to be another repeat of the Hypocria first half in the 44th minute when the ref signaled that only a minute of injury time was to be played before the half. It was seconds after that Ysman got a nice through ball from Sans and was bearing down on goal. As Grimzabar came out to contest the shot, she did the unthinkable and lofted it to the left and Black came out of nowhere to volley it in as it decended and went straight into the back of the net, stunning the exuberant crowd.

The Dynamo would keep up the attack in the second half, and just completely dominate every aspect of the match, but were unable to knock a few more goals in, mostly due to a handful of miraculous saves by Grimzabar. Masteron was awarded man of the match, with him having 2 of the 9 Dynamo shots, and had many set ups that the forwards were unable to convert into goals. With the win, the Dynamo are letting out a sigh of relief, and will be going into the next match against the debutant of 95x with confidence, and their destiny in their own hands, with a win securing them a place in the knockouts.

Article by Jasmine Olyvander

Posted by: Myrtannia Jan 15 2007, 01:04 PM

RP Cutoff for Matchday Three

Posted by: Manhattan Prime Jan 15 2007, 01:05 PM

Manhattan Herald – 14th January 2007
Latest report from AOCAF 18

Against Blue Foxes, Manhattan Prime have had their Chips

Group D – Manhattan Prime 2:5 Pacitalia

Manhattan Prime: Dreygo 30mins, Katakana 59mins
Pacitalia : Mascagnano 4, 24 (pen), 52mins / Giurimano 68, 79mins

In an match eagerly anticipated by fans of both teams, Manhattan Prime kicked off AOCAF 18 in the city of Lahar, Myrtannia with their first ever fixture against close allies Pacitalia.

The match had special significance for young Manhattanite striker Vykk Dreygo, who earned his first cap today. Dreygo, the son of prominent Senator Artemis Dreygo, even capped the performance with a debut goal.

The game took place in an air of general friendliness, with no trouble being reported from either sets of supporters, and reports of Pacitalian fans and Manhattanite fans (known affectionately as Chippers in Pacitalia for our famous British cuisine, including mouth-watering fish and chips) meeting up before and after the game for friendly drinks. Many new friends were made for both sides, and it just proves once more that sport can unite people of different cultures as well as divide them. Thus far this AOCAF has been very peaceful in nature, and incidents like this are by now means isolated – the similar camaraderie at the Lamoni – Az-Cz game immediately springs to mind. We’ve even heard the sections of the Manhattanite support have adopted the title as an unofficial nickname, and several ‘Chippers’ banners were seen at the game.

Manhattan Prime started brightly, with manager Ian Pierce played his strongest side against the highly rated Blue Foxes, who come fresh from a draw with the Nojikan team.
With upsets aplenty in this AOCAF-gone-mad that has seen the Starblaydi’s defeated twice and both Nedalia and Vilita & Turori lose their opening fixtures, it seemed anything could happen, and both team and fans were full of confidence.

Both sides quickly got stuck in to what proved to a very fast-paced and skillful game – with first blood going to the Pacitalians, as 28 year old midfielder Michelangelo Mascagnano burst through a tight packed Chips defense in the 4th minute, exchanging a quick 1-2 pass with CF Mandragora teammate Giurimano before flicking the ball under Clive Hilton in the Manhattanite goal.

Stung early, Manhattan Prime tried to sit back more, and build their attacks slowly. The Chippers backline keep a wave of Pacitalian attacks away until Mascagnano again broke through and was prevented from rounding the keeper by an ill-timed tackle by center back John Clarke. There seemed to be no malicious intent in the tackle, but it was clear Clarke had taken the ball and not the man, and so found himself booked, and having given away a penalty, which the skillful Mascagnano lashed into the corner of the net for his second goal of the game.

Already 2-0 down in the early stages of the game, Manhattan Prime didn’t give up and showed more of the gritty determination we’re used to seeing from them, coupled with fast-paced counter attacks. In the 30th minute some clever moves from captain Katakana unleashed new boy Vykk Dreygo in the Pacitalian box. After beating a defender the new Manhattan Phantoms signing, already being described by many as a rookie sensation, slammed the ball past Raduvani to cut the Pacitalian lead and to ensure this will be a debut to remember for him.

The 18 year old ran straight to the Manhattanite end to find himself mobbed by delirious Chippers fans, and will not doubt be hearted to hear many Pacitalian fans also sportingly applauding his efforts.

In the 2nd half Manhattan Prime seemed to be pushing for a vital equalizer, with tight defending needed to keep out several dangerous looking corners in the Pacitalian box. However disaster struck in the 52nd minute as after one such corner the Chippers found themselves losing possession and vulnerable to a lightning counter attack from Bedistan-based midfielder Vunghiasso. Some tight passing beat the Manhattanite wall to find Mascagnano lurking at the back post, who promptly thumped the ball into the top-right corner to seal his hat trick.

As the stadium’s PA system announced that it was the first hat trick of the player’s career, Manhattanite fans returned the favour, by joined the ecstatic Blue Foxes in celebrating the milestone.

Again our boys were to find themselves 3-1 behind, but they were not beaten yet. Barely minutes later the Manhattanites had pulled off a neat counter attack of their own, emulating the Pacitalian move to find Katakana waiting to stroke the ball home from close range. Tension was building in the match with Blue Foxes fans hoping their team would hold on whilst Manhattanites prayed for an equalizer, and a valuable point.

Sadly it wasn’t to be with striker Giurimano slamming a stunning cross with marvelous precision, and then sliding a 2nd past Hilton with 11 minutes to spare to put the game beyond any doubt.

"Yes, this is a loss, and no, we're not happy to lose by that much," Manhattan Prime captain Yosh¡to Katakana said post-match, speaking to the PBC. "But it's the first match - we have three more opportunities to win, and we'll use them."

He added: "I feel we played well out there, and we showed some very good touches. The team were looking sharp today, and although we were outplayed by a very strong Pacitalian team, we are looking to pick up some points in our next few fixtures."

The Pacitalian captain had similar praise for both his team and their opponents, commenting that "Our opponents were a solid match, too. It was fun."

With both teams in high demand for interviews, new hero Vykk Dreygo had this to say about his remarkable debut:

“I thought the team played well today, but all credit to the Pacitalian players; on their day they can seem unbeatable. Personally I’m elated. Just to be on the same pitch as players like Hilton and Clarke who I grew up watching, and players of such individual skill of Yoshi <Katakana> is a great honour. To score as well, well that’s an added bonus. It was a heavy defeat perhaps, but a respectable one, and a game in which the team gave their all.”

Of his new partnership with Katakana, Dreygo commented that “I feel we’re developing an understanding, both on and off the pitch.”

That’s certainly good news for Chippers fans, who will be needed all the help they get, as this opening match defeat leaves our boys rooted at the foot of group d and desperately needing a result against Nojika to get their AOCAF tournament underway.

Manhattan Prime Team:

Clive Hilton (GK)

Lucas Thompson (RB)
John Clarke (CB)
Karl Heinze (CB)
Hitoshi Akita (LB)

Ethan Smith (DMC)
Michael Donavan (MC)
Felix DeSilva (AML)
Mashashi Takamura (AMR)

Vykk Dreygo (S)
Yosh¡to Katakana (S)

No subs used.

Posted by: Manhattan Prime Jan 15 2007, 06:01 PM

Manhattan Herald – 15th January 2007
Latest report from AOCAF 18

Sorry Manhattanites Fail to Convert Chances

Group D – Manhattan Prime 0:2 Nojika

Nojika : R. Greeves 58mins, A. Billet 84mins

Their second game of AOCAF 18 saw Manhattan Prime face off against Nojika, a team the Chippers have amazingly been drawn with in their last 3 AOCAFs (AOCAFs 15, 17 and now 18). Both teams had won one of those fixtures, but advantage was to go to the Nojikans who defeated Manhattan Prime 2-0 today at the Al-Zataar Olympic Field, in Salahadin City, Myrtannia.

Manager Ian Pierce decided to keep with the same team that put in such a spirited performance against Pacitalia, with the new partnership of Dreygo and Katakana being given a 2nd chance to shine.

Unfortunately today was a day that Manhattan Prime, although creating many chances, were unable to convert any of them as they fell to the greater precision of the Nojikan side.

The Chippers started cautiously, remembering perhaps that they had conceded two early goals against Manhattan Prime that had all but killed them off, and unwilling to do the same this time.

The first half was all but uneventful, with the few shots on target being easily dealt with by the respective goalkeepers, and both defences putting in a gritty performance. One of the few high points saw Felix DeSilva whip a corner in for Manhattan Prime and Dreygo connect with a header, only to be cruelly denied by the crossbar.

The 2nd half saw far more action from each team, as both sides seemed to through caution to the winds in search of a winner, with London Tigers team-mates DeSilva and Smith doing most of the running for the Manhattanites. Our boys had several more opportunities, but were let down by sloppy and rushed finishing in their desire to kill the game, and were unable to convert their chances.

Not so the Nojikans. In the 58th minute an incisive breakthrough from winger Jarrett Betance cut the Manhattan defense in two, and a neat pass allowed young Rudy Greeves to slot home with a clean finish, whilst Chippers fans suggested that perhaps their team should take notice of this example.

Stung into action, Manhattan Prime redoubled their effort, and when Takamura was pulled down in the box, fans thought their prayers had been answered. That Tokyo Firebirds regular Takamura saw his penalty saved just about summed up Manhattan Prime’s day, and somehow you got the impression that luck just wasn’t with them today.

The game was finally killed off in the 84th minute, with a free kick from 23 year old Antoine Billet after Lucas Thompson was judged to have fouled. Goalkeeper Hilton managed to get a hand to it, but only enough to push the ball into the side of his goal.

This 2nd loss of the campaign puts the team in a dire predicament. With zero points scored and Vilita and Turori up next, is time running out for Manhattan Prime?

Manhattan Prime Team:

Clive Hilton (GK)

Lucas Thompson (RB)
John Clarke (CB)
Karl Heinze (CB)
Hitoshi Akita (LB)

Ethan Smith (DMC)
Michael Donavan (MC)
Felix DeSilva (AML)
Mashashi Takamura (AMR)

Vykk Dreygo (S)
Yosh¡to Katakana (S)

No subs used.

Posted by: Bazalonia Jan 16 2007, 12:03 AM

"So, how come there has been no press coverage about the AOCAF during the bye day?" grumbled Andrew Coulter.

"Because you have not done anything worthy of news coverage." retorted the secretary who was in James, sorry, Andrew Coulter's office doing some various filling. "Oh, and the Matchday report has come in. It's in your inbox." she added.

Andrew looked around, indeed his office was a mess, "How did James keep all this stuff Tidy?" he thought to himself. and then he remembered where he put his Inbox. He climbed under his desk and found a key that he had stuck under there. In a locked box on one of the shelves was his inbox, perhaps he just didn't want to get anymore paper but the secretary always managed to put things in there, how he didn't know.
Opening it up he found right on top the current match report.

39:01 [1-0] - GOAL! Ricky Yunn scored a great goal... With enough support and training, he could become the next Peter Hobble.

...

44:29 [1-1] - Nedalian Midfielder took the ball and managed to score what looked like a fluke goal from near the halfway line, inside the Bazalonian half. Just in before the half-time buzzer and the defense was caught making a rookie mistake of closing down near the end.

...

52:11 [1-2] - Nedalia's main forward took possetion of the ball in the Bazalonian half, this goal was almost a foregone conclusion. Defense needs to be worked on.

...

92:01 [2-2] - GOAL! Everett Kang, scored a goal, There was a question raised by the Nedalian team as to the legitimacy of this goal, as the siren sounded, however the referee awarded the goal and threatened to red card a Nedalian player, however it did not happen.

"So... Draw against Nedalia, not a bad result there. " stated Andrew

"Meh, The Nedalian media and crowds aren't really supporting the team. I mean there are more Bazalonians watching the Az-cz - Ereeland match than Nedalians watching their team." stated tje secretary who always seems to be floating around somewhere.

"By the way, What's going on with James Gaines?" Andrew Coulter asked
" The Public appeal is getting alot of hoax calls. There was one even that claimed that he was taken by BSIS."

Andrew laughed, "BSIS?! if anyone shouldn't have been BSIO? I dunno these conspiracy theorists."

OOC: For those not involved in the WC here is a sumarry... James Gaines was in fact working secretly with the BSIS as a young man, and so had been trained as an agent. However BSIS have determined that people are using the shrowd of the WC to launch a missle at Bazalonia from Milchama aiming at getting the two countries to war. James Gaines as a BSIS trained agent has been re-instated as an agent and is currently in Milchama battling the Terrorists.

Posted by: Az-cz Jan 16 2007, 06:40 AM

Az-cz Scroll
Myrtannia
Nw-Fys

Gnomes play well but show their youth in draw with Ereeland

Coming into their match the young Gnomes had been one of the pleasant suprise of the tournaments so far. Having beaten Nedalia and drawn Lamoni, they had far exceeded expectations, and coming into the match against Ereeland were expected to continue that high level of play.

However today they reminded everyone that this is still a team of young inexperienced players. The Gnomes jumped out to early control of this game and EE-Or slotted a goal home in the 9th minute. The Gnomes looked like they were going to run away with the match, but costly mistakes held them to just a draw. In the first half they squander a number of good buildups, with silly offsides, misfired shots, or ill-advised passes keeping them from extending their lead. Ereeland still being in with a shout going into the second half had to have given them confidence, and it certainly seemed to do so.

In the second half the Ereelanders started to find their footing and attack back at the Gnomes. While the defenders mostly held their ground one mistimed challenge was all it took to send Ereeland up the pitch for the equalizer. Tm-Tm made an agressive move against Tim Organ and Organ slipped to his left and went in easily to equalize the game in the 72nd minute.

Both teams pushed forward from then but neither team could find a winning goal. Despite being the better team for the whole of the match, the draw seems like a fitting result. The players learned a valuable lesson about soccer and it's ability to punish small mistakes and hopefully they'll be better as a result.

Next comes up Bazalonia, which serves as a tantalizing preview to the match in the world cup proper, which could have knockout stage births riding on it. Although the Gnomes view Bazalonians with a lot of friendliness and respect you can be quite certain that both the young Gnomes and the senior side team as well will be looking to devour some Bazalopes.

Posted by: Demot Jan 16 2007, 09:16 AM

Demot Daily ~ Dynamo Dominate Debutants

With a proper four one thumping of 95X, the Dynamo move themselves into second in the group, and assure themselves of a trip to the knockouts for the second time in their first three AOCAFs. The squad also has a chance to do something that no one thought possible when the draw was announce, actually win their group. Although it is not likely, needing to defeat Milchama by two or more goals and have Starblaydia defeat Hypocria by three or more, it is at least a hope for the exuberant and excited fans back here at home who have gone Dynamo crazy of the past week. With the recent upset of Starblaydia, the fans have gone absolutely loony over the national team, and jersey sales have gone up an astonishing 125%.

Although the Dynamo did win the game, it did not look like they would in the first twenty minutes, with the debutants fighting with a bundle of energy that was not expected out of the first timers, who controlled possesion and maintained a prolonged attack in the Dynamo end which culminated in Christa Zoar feeding Marco Adams with a beautiful cross that was just beyonod the reach of Orien in the left corner. After this initial spurt of sound play and enthusiasm, the debutants began to fall apart as the Dynamo seemed to get their legs and exert their superior talent and expierence.

In the the 25th minute, Damien Dairycreek showed his age when he sent a clearing attempt directly at the dangerous Ysman. Calmly taking in the nice gift in stride, she strode by Dairycreek and spun Skokomish out of his boots and made the clear break on goal. Inexpiernce killed Banks as Ysman made her way past the 18 yard line and put in a deft shot to the far post that the youngster dove the wrong way for, and the crossbar did them no favor as the ball thumped off of it and straight down, before rolling back into the net.

Just five minutes later, another Dynamo was in on a clear break, this time the young Winchester Unitus who was able to creep free thanks to a masterful through ball from midfield maestro Masteron. Banks tried to make up for his earlier mistake by closing off the angle and making a spectacular dive when the shot came in. However for the poor youngster, the ball hit his arm, and flew upwards, looking as if it would simply go over the bar and out for a corner. It was not to be as the ball began its' decent, barely brushing the crossbar as it fell down and over the line for the Dynamo lead. They would never look back.

The half rounded out rather nicely, with the Dynamo dominating possession and setting up two good scoring chances that Banks was able to make some good saves on. The second half began, and the play got a little bogged down in the midfield, with the debutants backline showing stiff competition after the rest. Yet it was a techniqual sub by Dogood, bringing in Edmund Vorca for David Argonot, that would prove the final difference.

The youngster made an almost immediate impact the second he walked onto the pitch, with Masteron making the throw in to him, and him making his way up the wing uncontested. He waited a second as he past the 18 yard mark for a few more players to get up in the attack, before delivering a sensational cross that the captain raised high for, and placed it precicely in the bottom corner, making it impossible for Banks to even have a hope to save.

The game wound down with the Dynamo playing mostly keep away, but May Maryweather did get a wicked shot off from 25 yards out that somehow bent past Banks, off the upright, and into the net, letting the young lass have a happy 15 minutes as a sub. All in all, it was a spledid match for the Dynamo, and a show that the future is indeed bright, even the present has promise. The squad can't quite enjoy this win as much as they like, for they face the pony lovers of Milchama on the next matchday, and will need a win if they are to have a chance of taking the group's top honors.

95X - 1
Marco Adams (19)

Demot - 4
Ysman (26)
Unitus (32)
Masteron (67)
Maryweather (81)

Article by Jasmine Olyvander

Posted by: Vilita Jan 16 2007, 10:30 AM

Nojikans ignore Kilpter

Dual Nationality starlet and AOCAF XVI final hero Kristofer Kilpter got no love from the Nojikan press after the Empire's 7-2 demolishing of one of their closest neighbors. Kilpter, who's stunning performances in AOCAF XVI led the Eel-Cat Things to the regional championship in their first attempt, now captains the regional side, and deserves all the credit after another stunning performance, netting four times against a less-than capable Nojikan squad.

However, the Nojikan press did not agree. The Nojikan's failed to credit Kilpter for his goals, leaving him out of the match report altogether and referring to the high-profile striker as "Somebody from Vilita & Turori."

Kilpter declined official comment on the matter, but is believed to have not taken this snubbing lightly. A close friend of Kilpters was quoted as saying "If we have to play those blues dopes again, Kris is going to sure as heck make sure they know who he is. If you thought four goals was embarassing, just wait until you see what Kris does to them next time around. They'll be begging for mercy. Kris was going easy on them, netting just four against them."

Vilita & Turori will now square off against winless Manhatten Prime on Matchday 4. If Vilita & Turori can pull off the victory, it will secure their passage through to the next stage of the competition despite the early upset from Aurendia.

Posted by: Manhattan Prime Jan 16 2007, 11:02 AM

Manhattan Herald – 16th January 2007
Latest report from AOCAF 18

Will Hilton Injury Scupper Team?

Manhattan Prime’s preparations for the must-win game against highly-rated Vilita and Turori has taken a set back today with reports of an injury being picked up by Manhattanite goalkeeper Clive Hilton.

31 year old, Hilton, who has been Manhattan Prime’s first-choice keeper since the team first entered international competition, has picked up an injury in today’s training session. It is as of yet unclear the nature of this injury, but its severity is such that Hilton will be out at least for the rest of the current AOCAF, being held in Myrtannia.

With Hilton out, Manhattan Prime’s only other goalkeeper is reserve goalie Kevin Cooper of the London Tigers, and although a regular in the Manhattan Premiership, the 19 year old stopper is yet to win his first cap for his country.

With a massive test ahead, much rests on his young shoulders.

Posted by: 95X-Scottfire Jan 16 2007, 07:19 PM

from the Pacific City Courier
95X Falls to Demot
Team scores early, lags rest of the game
Myrtannia - The 95X Soccer Team lost its second game, 4-1 to the Demot Dynamo, in the AOCAF regional soccer tournament.
At 0-2 and no ties, it appears 95X is headed for an early exit in the tournament, with two games remaining - against surprisingly also 0-2 Starblaydia and 1-1 Milchama.
Marco Adams stepped out of the goalbox and onto the field for the game, making 95X's only goal 19 minutes in.
Angelia Carlson, who was handed those duties, could do little to stop an expreienced Demot team, which tied 95X a few minutes later, then took the lead outright 13 minutes after Adams' goal.
The team next plays Starblaydia, which again is also looking for their first win.

Posted by: Pacitalia Jan 16 2007, 08:13 PM

Blue Foxes edge a tough Aurendian squad; clinch at least a knockout berth
Pacitalia now have three days off to regroup and prepare for the Jungle Cats

LAHAR, MYRTANNIA (PSN) -- The Blue Foxes now hold a comfortable margin over their Group D opponents through three matches, after a draw against Nojika, a fair win over Manhattan Prime and, Monday, a hair-raising but definite victory over Aurendia, 3-2. Michelangelo Mascagnano continued his torrid scoring pace, putting away his 21st international goal at just the right time to steal the draw away from the Raptors.

Defensive deadlock in the first half, coupled with mediocrity on offence by both teams, meant that the near-sellout crowd at Lahar's Locke Field waited 38 minutes for the first goal. And after a strong offensive showing against the Chippers on MD2 it was the fear of Blue Fox fans that all that powerful offence had been used up. But the first goal was Pacitalian: it came via a rocket from the foot of captain Veranace d'Amantano, who entered the box alongside fellow forward Ambrosino Giurimano but opted to take a shot instead of passing. The decision was the correct one, as the ball sailed past Raptors keeper Kevin Sullivan, to the relief and happiness of Blue Fox fans.

Their elation at taking the lead before the match median evaporated in first-half stoppage time, as one minute in, Raptors forward Chad Barrett replied with a nice, but awkward, header goal off of Jessica Colenti's corner kick. That glancing header directed the ball down to the pitch at a sharp angle, sharp enough that the ball bounced down before Raduvani's outstretched arm and rebounded up behind him, hitting the ground hard enough to sail back up to the crossbar and bounce again down into the back of the net for the equaliser. The weird goal left the Pacitalian defence stunned and a bit disappointed heading into halftime, but interim Blue Foxes manager Sergei Saganyarov was oddly forgiving about the equally odd Raptors score and urged the team to forget the goal and move onto once more pursuing the lead.

The strangely benevolent words from Saganyarov during the halftime team talk seemed to embolden the Blue Fox men to get back to offensive production and thus it was just four minutes into the second half that 24-year-old right midfielder Andreos Charisteas pocketed his first of the 18th AOCAF from a wide angle just outside the box. The left-footed shot curved around the arms of Sullivan and in, to restore the Blue Foxes' lead. But once again, a 2-1 final or better was not to be, as the anxiety of holding on for victory lasted, funnily enough, 21 minutes. Once again, the Raptors took advantage of Francesco Manzanotti's right-back blunders to equalise for the second time in the match.

Defence has been a prominent negative for the Blue Foxes in recent AOCAF tournaments: the obvious answer would be that the coaches have primarily focused on the "attack first, ask questions later" style of play. But with a flexible formation that regroups to adjust to counterattacks and usually defends well, there always seems to be one player on the back line that experiences trouble in more than one match. In AOCAF16 it was centre-back Angelo Bordellatta. He claimed to be in the best shape of his life and then-manager Lindifeu Zentrescu concurred. Thus, "Bordo" looked primed to make a stunning return to football after his drug suspension, but, then, bombed horribly on his debut -- a 0-6 horseshoeing at the hands of the Starblaydis -- being partially or totally responsible for all six goals.

Thankfully Pacitalia's offence is more than capable of handling any miscues on defence, and the Blue Foxes proved it again Monday against the Raptors. The Aurendians were determined to hold the Blue Foxes to a stunning 2-2 draw and add another match to the list of surprising upsets thus far in AOCAF18, but the sturdy, dependable Michelangelo Mascagnano, who had already pocketed four goals for the Blue Foxes so far in the tournament, stepped up to the plate and delivered for his squad and for a screaming Pacitalian half of the stadium. Seven minutes after the second Aurendian equaliser he deked out Raptors right-back Bart Sheriff with unbelievable skill, and followed it with another outstanding deke seconds later on centre-back Elana Keane. With just Sullivan left to beat he slid the ball bearing left, between the legs of the Raptors keeper to restore the Pacitalian lead for good.

Those concerned at the fact that goalkeeper Cristianu Raduvani had now let in two goals in both Blue Fox victories, and wondering openly whether Raduvani's play reflected whether the Foxes would not continue much into the knockouts were quashed by the interim Pacitalian manager.

"We should be concerned about that right side of the defence, not about Raduvani's play," Saganyarov growled post-match in a concerted jab at Manzanotti. "I have no concerns about the way Cristianu is playing and neither should you. He does all he can, and it's usually more than enough, but when the wall is weakened in front of you there's not much you can do except concentrate and bank a bit on luck."

Saganyarov admits that he is concerned about the Blue Foxes' overall play, saying "we can always play better" and that the scorelines are not reflecting the team's total effort. "If we were not running full-steam out there, all the time, I'd be mad the whole match. But we can definitely do better. We definitely can. The scorelines are not representative of the effort this team is putting into each match. All these wins are tough, hard-fought and gritty wins; this is by no means a cakewalk group and we realise that."

The Pacitalian manager also admitted to PSN reporters he will not be starting Manzanotti in the final match, saying that he is "developing into a liability, in regards to the success of the Blue Foxes in our most crucial match", and that "Manzanotti needs some time on the bench to reconnect with his abilities before he will return to the starting eleven". In his place will be Sergio San' Cristobal, who, when subbed on for Manza in the match against the Chippers on Saturday, helped lead the Foxes to their 5-2 victory.

The Blue Foxes have three days off between Aurendia and their next match, Vilita & Turori, which is being dubbed the title match of group D, similar to the Lamoni v Nedalia, Starblaydia v Hypocria and Myrtannia v Bettia matchups in the other three groups. And indeed, that might end up being literal, for if Nojika and Vilita & Turori both win Wednesday the idle Blue Foxes' four-point cushion on the favoured Jungle Cats will evaporate and they will need to at least draw with them to continue holding the group through the end of the preliminary stage.

From Lahar, Myrtannia:
Pacitalia 3 : 2 Aurendia
PAC: d'Amantano 38' / Charisteas 49' / Mascagnano 77'
AUR: Barrett 45+1' / Campbell 70'

NEXT UP: PAC (2-1-0) v n/a -- day off; AUR (1-0-1) v NOJ (1-1-0)

Posted by: Vilita Jan 16 2007, 10:02 PM

Hilton the key for Prime Victory

An anonymous member of the Vilita & Turori AOCAF squad has mentioned to the media earlier today that he felt Manhattan Prime's chances to win any games this cup rested solely on the shoulders of injured goalkeeper Clive Hilton.

"Clive has looked out of place on the Manhattan Prime squad so far this cup. He's kept them in games that they had no business being a part of. If he's out, I don't think the Prime's stand a chance to win a single point, no less a game."

The player continued...

"I don't think they really could have adequate cover for him. Hilton would probably make the roster on half the Nations out here in the AOCAF, and thats saying something with the calibre of nations in the tournament. Manhattan Prime are at a huge disadvantage when you take him out of the equation"

Posted by: Lamoni Jan 17 2007, 01:37 AM

Hawks use bye day to scout Ereeland

Sure, Lamoni used their bye date to practice; but they also got to enjoy watching the Az-Cz/Ereeland match. While the Hawks were cheering on their Az-Cz friends, they were also observing the team that would be their competition on the next match day... Ereeland. Ereeland and the Free Republic have friendly relations, but don't expect that to keep Lamoni for going for three points. A win against Ereeland will ultimately ensure Lamoni of at least a knockout berth, rendering the match (which has bookies in both Lamoni and Nedalia drooling) with Nedalia almost useless, from the Lamonian side. If Lamoni wins the matches against Ereeland and Nedalia, they will keep the first seed in Group C, placing them in a good spot for the knockouts.

If the Free Republic was to win against either Ereeland or Nedalia (but not both), then the best that they could expect would be third place in the group. While not as good from the Lamonian standpoint, it would still be a respectable place to start the knockouts from. We won't mention what would likely happen if the Hawks were to lose their two remaining group stage matches in AOCAF XVIII. To put it mildly, Lamoni has their future in their own hands. All indications to this point are that they will do well.

The major shock to date in AOCAF XVIII is almost certainly the 0-0-2 record of the Starblaydi's. Is the Purple Peril slowing down? Are they experiencing what Lamoni experienced when the AOCAF was last in Bazalonia (where Lamoni barely made it to the knockouts with 2 points, an AOCAF record)? Or is this going to be a multiple AOCAF stumble for them? No one is quite sure to this point, but it would be redundant to state the Lamonian political reaction to this. Something along the lines of pointing and laughing.

It wasn't the oft displayed Starblaydi arrogance that allowed Lamoni to win the AOCAF XVII cup. It was hard work, and iron discipline. You should ensure that you NEVER get too cocky. This is a worthy lesson for every team in the AOCAF.

Posted by: Aurendia Jan 17 2007, 02:18 AM

Southport News
“No witty slogan. We’re just boring like that.”

Raptors lose a close one to Pacitalia

LAHAR, MYRTANNIA – Twice the Raptors equalized against an excellent Pacitalia side. Unfortunately the Raptors couldn’t equalize a third time, and the Blue Foxes clinched themselves a trip to the next round with a 3-2 victory over Aurendia.

A defensive struggle for most of the first half was finally broken open in the 38th minute, as Blue Fox captain Vernance d’Amantano avoided Raptor defenders to score from inside the box. The 1-0 lead would prove to be short-lived, as a Jessica Colenti corner kick during first half injury time found forward Chad Barrett for the equalizer.

The second half quickly proved to be more offensively oriented, as Andreos Charisteas put the Blue Foxes up 2-1 in the 49th. The Raptor’s response was to increase the pressure up front, a move that paid off 21 minutes later. In the 70th, veteran forward Ashley Campbell stole the ball from Pacitalian defender Francesco Manzanotti and beat keeper Christianu Raduvani to knot it up 2-all. The draw didn’t last, as seven minutes later Michelangelo Mescagnano continued his scoring streak with the game-winner despite the best efforts of the Raptor’s defense.

With this loss and a bye on Match Day 2, Aurendia currently sits in 4th place in Group D standings. Up next for the Raptors is 2nd place Nojika.

Scoring:
1. P (V. d’Amantano) 38th Unassisted
2. A (C. Barrett 1) 45th (J. Colenti)
3. P (A. Charisteas) 49th Unassisted
4. A (A. Campbell 2) 70th Unassisted
5. P (M. Mescagnano) 77th Unassisted

Posted by: Nojika Jan 17 2007, 05:08 AM

The Panthers Take Three from Manhattan Prime
After a dreadful loss to Vilita & Turori, Nojika beats struggling Manhattan Prime

SALAHADIN CITY, MYTRTANNIA -- Two second half goals against Manhattan Prime for the Panthers of Nojika secured three points on match day three of the 18th AOCAF competition.

Whatever the manager told his squad during the half time talk had obviously affected the players and the second half showed an enormous improvement from the first for Nojika. The 58th minute saw a suburb pass from winger Jarret Betance to the feet of now national hero, 19 year old Rudy Greeves who opened up the scoring with a simple pass past the opposing goalkeeper, Clive Hilton. A foul in the penalty area two minutes later allowed Takamura the chance to equalize the score for Manhattan Prime, but his powerful strike was saved by 33 year old Monte Potempa from Coral Cove.

With time running down and Manhattan Prime piling on the pressure, the Panthers created a quick counter attack and in the 84th minute, Lucas Thompson of Manhattan Prime fouled substitute Rico Archilla of Nojika to avoid a 2 on 1 situation. However, his effort was short lived when the resulting free kick from Antoine Billet barely beat Hilton for the second Nojikan goal.

The Panthers currently lie in 2nd place behind Pacitalia who are currently three points ahead of the Panthers, and just ahead of Vilita & Turori who have three points and a match in hand.

Next up, Nojika will face Aurendia at Locke Field in Lahar while Pacitalia will have the day off and Manhattan Prime face off against Vilita & Turori.

Surely, all Nojikans are hoping for a point, or even three, for Manhattan Prime as they face off against the Jungle Cats.

Nojika: 2 - 0 :Manhattan Prime
(R. Greeves 58', Billet 84') - (None)

Posted by: Bettia Jan 17 2007, 06:40 AM

'Twas a wonderful sunny day in downtown Halosen, and in a training ground somewhere near the National Stadium, the Bettian squad were about to make their final preparations for their match against Delesa. Coach James Watson had gathered his players around him to talk tactics, but was interrupted by midfielder Jon Deverill making a late entrance looking rather flushed and sweaty, with a rather heavy-looking sports bag in tow.

"Sorry boss, got a bit held up at the hotel!"

"Don't let it happen again..." Watson muttered before turning back to his trusty whiteboard. "Right, now for this game..."

"Shît!"

"I beg your pardon? Who said that!?" Watson snapped angrily.

"It's Jon's bag, gaff! It's moving!" Abel Abramson blurted out.

"Moving?"

The crowd of player all turned their attentions on the bag - it was moving all right. More than moving, it was going positively bonkers, and making some rather strange high-pitched growling and biting noises to boot.

"Jon! What the hell is going on here?"

"Err, nothing!" he said, sitting on the bag and grinning sheepishly. "Nothing at all-YOWWW!" he yelped, jumping up and gingerly rubbing his rump.

"Right, that's it. What have you got in there?" Watson said as he reached to open the bag.

"No, wait boss, don't..."

Too late, for his pissed-off manager had already done the honours, and he peered warily inside.

"It's an arora... a baby arora..." he murmured as he looked at the small, angry creature glowering back at him.

"Yes. I found her a couple of days before we come out here." Jon said as he picked her up and clutched her to his chest. "I think she's orphaned. I couldn't leave her so I brought her along. I named her Candy 'cos..."

"You smuggled an arora into Myrtannia!?"

"Yes, but she's totally harmless - unless you sit on her. I thought she'd make a good mascot or something."

"A mascot? A MASCOT!?! Are you out of your fùcking mind?"

"Why not? She could be the new Tiddles! Just think what an inspiration she'll be. And what's more, if we're losing, we could train her to sneak behind the opposition goalie and bite his ankles!"

"Are you crazy? We'll never get away... hmmm." Watson stopped abruptly as an idea screeched into his mind. "You know, that might actually be a good idea. Not the biting thing of course, but the whole mascot thing. As long as no-one mistakes her for a football, that is..."

Posted by: Myrtannia Jan 17 2007, 09:16 AM

RP Cutoff for Matchday Four

Posted by: Az-cz Jan 17 2007, 10:15 AM

Az-cz Scroll
Myrtannia
Nw-Fys

Bazalonian's crush Gnomes, yet again

In many ways Bazalonia is Az-cz's closest ally and are certainly a well respected and liked friend. But on the sporting pitch the friendly rivalry is clearly desecending into a horrible, horrible match. The Gnomes had played the Bazalopes 4 times in international competitions; 1 times in the AOCAF, 2 times in the AORBC and one friendly in the run up to World Cup 31. Let's review the results of those matches:

AOCAF 17: Bazalonia 3 - Az-cz 1

The Bazalopes continue to kick the Gnomes down to a pointless performance in the Pink & Green's second AOCAF.

AORBC 3: Bazalonia 96 - Az-Cz 81

After a competitive opening performance against Dorian & Sonya the Bazalopes throttle the Gnomes, sending them spiraling down towards a winless showing in their first attempt at the AORBC

AORBC 4: Bazalonia 100 - Az-Cz 93

After looking very very impressive in advancing to the title game with just a single loss to the hosts with their full court pressure providing a huge spark the Gnomes advanced to the title game. On the other hand the Bazalopes looked very pedrestrian in group play before putting things together to sneak past 95x and Lamoni. The Gnomes were favorites going into the match, but once again were outclassed by the Bazalonians squandering a chance at regional glory.

World Cup Friendly Bazalonia 3 - Az-cz 1

The Gnomes struck first but then watched Bazalonia completely control the rest of the match.

That's not to mention the fact that two different Bazalonians won kleptochase majors in their first season on the tour. Simply put the Bazalonians have kicked Gnome ass in sporting competitions. However confidence was high as the Gnomes had played well in their matches coming into their final group match against Bazalonia.

That confidence was quickly shattered as the Bazalonians jumped all over the Robbers in the opening 10 minutes. Everrett Kang scored from the opening kickoff, then Ricky Yunn doubled the scorline four minutes later and Kang added his second in the 9th minute. At that point with a three goal lead and a shellshocked Gnomes team the Bazalonians simply sat back and let the game come to them.

The Bazalopes were well coached and sat in their formations well easily snuffing out any Robbers push forward. At the halftime the Gnomes found themselves with only one shot on goal, which Joshua Kanga snuffed out easily.

In the second half the Gnomes shifted into a more attacking 3-4-3 bringing on Gs-Kin for Pu-Go. That didn't really do much for the Gnomes as they continued to struggle moving forward and it left them vulnerable to a counter attack, which the Bazalopes hit. In the 67th minute Kang finished off his hat trick on a quick counter attack after Fe-Do gave up possession with a poor attack. At 4-0 the Bazalopes really pulled back and held the scoreline there. The loss is the worst in terms of deficit of all the matches, although losing in the finals is definitely the match that stings the most.

With the loss the Gnomes finish the group stage on five points. They are assured of qualification, and will finish either first second or third. With their poor goal differential they can only finish ahead of Bazalonia if they lose to Ereeland and similarly they can only finish ahead of Nedalia if they lose to Lamoni.

The only good news is that the senior team will have a chance to strike back for the Gnomes in the world cup. A win there, especially if meant advancement to the knockouts, would mean a ton to the Gnomes. Of course another disappointing result would be further ignominy against a nation who the Gnomes strongly desire to be competitive.

Posted by: Manhattan Prime Jan 17 2007, 07:12 PM

Manhattan Herald – 17th January 2007
Sports Section

Dreygo Signs for CF Mandragora

18 year old Manhattanite sensation Vykk Dreygo has been signed by Pacitalian club CF Mandragora for a transfer fee of cr 3.14m (Ð 1.2m).

Mandragora, who finished 4th in the Pacitalian Divizione Premera last season had to beat off stiff competition from CF Fiorentina to complete the signing.

Dreygo caught the attention of the club at the recent AOCAF in which is top scorer so far for the Chippers, with 2 goals to his name, one of which was against the Pacitalian national team.

He signs on a 2 year deal starting in the 2007/08 season, with a salary of Ð 39'771 / year with performance and development bonuses. He will have the option to either negotiate a full contract when he reaches 20 (the age required in Pacitalia for a non-youth contract) or to return to a Manhattanite club. He will be the first Manhattanite to play in a foreign league.

Dreygo had this to say about the move: “I am delighted to get the chance to be the first player to represent Manhattan Prime abroad. As to why I made the decision to sign for Mandragora, I believe it was the class of the players here – I have the utmost respect for Michelangelo Mascagnano, having experienced his talents first hand, and as for the chance to partner Giurimano up front – well, that’s an offer I just couldn’t turn down. I obviously don’t expect to play straight away, but I hope that if I put the effort in in training, I will be allowed a chance to show what I can offer the team before too long.”

Tokyo Firebirds Bring First Foreign Star to Manhattan Prime

The Tokyo Firebirds have announced the signing of Pacitalian defender Mario Mauro Andornatini for the fee of cr 2.5m, meaning he will be the first foreign player, as well as the first Pacitalian to play in Manhattan Prime.

Andornatini is a 26 year old fullback, and a member of the Pacitalian national team for AOCAF 18. He arrives from Pacitalian club Sportiva Femu Abantini, who were relegated last season from the Divizione Premera, which is thought to be a factor for his move.

Recent Pacitalian scouting reports describe the player thus: “Mario Mauro Andornatini brings calm, collected and calculating defensive talent to any squad. He plays smart, covering both the inside and outside tracks and specialises in pushing midfielders or forwards to the outside in order to force a throw-in or a deceleration in the offensive charge's tempo. He is, however, a bit shaky in central defence, and needs work on his passing during counterattacks. His tackling is solid. Andornatini has the potential to become a franchise defender with time.”

He signs on a 3 year deal starting in the 2007/08 season, with a salary of cr 35,000 a week.

Posted by: Manhattan Prime Jan 17 2007, 07:37 PM

Manhattan Herald – 17th January 2007
Latest report from AOCAF 18

Kilpter Conspires to Break Manhattan Hearts

Group D – Manhattan Prime 1:2 Vilita & Turori

Manhattan Prime: V. Dreygo 16 mins
Vilita & Turori: K. Kilpter 45 Mins, 61 mins

Manhattan Prime have suffered another defeat today, their 3rd in their current AOCAF, which leaves them firmly bottom of Group D after losing 2-1 in a hard-fought game with Vilita & Turori.

Manhattan Prime fielded the same team from the Nojika game, apart from reserve goalkeeper Kevin Cooper winning his first cap for the Chippers, due to the injury to first-choice keeper Clive Hilton.

Bucking their usual habit, the Manhattanites opened the scoring, with Takamura wrong-footing a Vilitian defender in the 16th minute for Dreygo to grab his 2nd goal of a tournament in which he continues to impress.

After a period of scrappy play, several dubious late challenges saw Manhattanite defender Lucas Thompson getting into a minor argument which earned him a yellow card, along with his Vilitian counterpart. Somewhat negative play followed for most of the half, with Manhattan Prime unwilling to concede and desperate for the 3 points, and their opposition struggling to break down thier resistance.

That is until a long pass found Kristofer Kilpter deep in injury time, and the striker weaved around John Clarke, who was seemingly blinded by the Vilitian’s kit, to score a vital equalizer for Vilita and Turori.

The 2nd half was to see more of the same: heavy pressure from the Vilitians, and desperate, gritty defending from the Chippers, with holding midfielder Ethan Smith doing a good job for Manhattan Prime in the middle, intercepting many a dangerous move before it had begun.

It wasn’t enough though, and the Vilitian’s greater experience began to show, as Klipter grabbed his 2nd goal of the game just 15 minutes into the 2nd half. Although there was little keeper Kevin Cooper could do about the 2nd goal, Manhattan Prime seemed to be missing the commanding presence of Clive Hilton badly, and Manhattanite fans will be very thankful to have him back between the posts.

Despite suggestions in the Vilitian press that Hilton is the only star player on Manhattan Prime’s side and that he is mainly responsible for their spirited performances in defeat thus far, the team played very well against vastly more experienced opposition, and forced the Vilitians to take them seriously. However the fight seemed to go out of them when Klipter’s 2ndgoal went in and the match was to end there – Manhattan Prime 1-2 Vilita and Turori.

Clive Hilton meanwhile, has been ruled out for at least the next two matches, meaning he could make his return in the quarter finals, if Manhattan Prime makes it that far in the tournament.

Manhattan Prime Team:

Kevin Cooper (GK)

Lucas Thompson (RB)
John Clarke (CB)
Karl Heinze (CB)
Hitoshi Akita (LB)

Ethan Smith (DMC)
Michael Donavan (MC)
Felix DeSilva (AML)
Mashashi Takamura (AMR)

Vykk Dreygo (S)
Yosh¡to Katakana (S)

No subs used.

Posted by: Lamoni Jan 18 2007, 02:02 AM

Hawks smash Ereeland

The Lamoni Hawks smashed Ereeland today, 4-1. This victory means that the Hawks can conclusively clench first place in Group C with a win against allies Nedalia; and also allow Az-Cz to clench a knockout spot.

All four Lamonian starting and reserve forwards scored in this match, which was exclusively dominated by the Hawks. The lone Ereeland goal came late in the match, when the Hawks started to slack off. While this had no chance of affecting the outcome of this match, Manager Riyall was concerned that this should not happen in a closer match.

Next up for the Hawks is the match that everyone in Group C has been waiting for, Lamoni V Nedalia. Ally vs. ally, this match will determine whether Lamoni takes first, second, or third. Additionally, this is a must win match for Nedalia if the Lions hope to make the AOCAF XVIII knockouts. With Starblaydia finally winning a match, they won't even have the satisfaction of seeing another traditionally good side falling with them if they lose. Unless 95X wins their next match, and earns a higher Goal Differential than Starblaydia does; of course.

The Lamoni/Nedalia match will not be the only 'cliffhanger' match to be played on Matchday 5, however. We will also see Bettia V Myrtannia, Starblaydia V Hypocria, and V/T V Pacitalia on the same day. All of these matches have the hopes and dreams of other AOCAF squads riding on their outcomes, and some squads may or may not make the knockouts depending on how these matches play out.

As we have previously mentioned, a win will secure first place for Lamoni, assuring them of a good knockouts match-up in the Round of 16... possibly against Starblaydia, but we won't know that until the Matchday 5 matches have been played.

The Lamonian Football Association (LFA) has announced that they are now negotiating a contract with Myrtannian footballing legend America McNany for the Managerial spot of the Lamonian AOCAF squad; which will be vacant when current Manager Riyall retires at the conclusion of AOCAF XVIII.

"America McNany will have a bright future with the Hawks," Manager Riyall stated, "we recognized her growing talents as we watched her during previous AOCAFs. I am sure that she would make her own changes to the squad; which will ensure that the Lamonian footballing presence stays at the forefront of the region. I personally would welcome it if she becomes the next Hawks Manager."

Lamoni - 4 Drugah Farani (5:00), Kellin Schmidt (25:15), Zan Quest (55:55), Draze Aruru (65:39)

Ereeland - 1 Tim Organ (70:00)

Posted by: Bazalonia Jan 18 2007, 06:54 AM

"and there was much rejoicing." eminated from the TV, it was switched off.

"Never really found those guys funny." stated Andrew Coulter as he found a newspaper and picked it up. The secretary rolled her eyes as she went around doing her miscellaneous duties.

Andrew put the paper down with a confused look on his face, looking around his office something was wrong.... It was tidy.

"Where is everything?" asked Andrew

The secretary shrugged "perhaps the cleaners got fed up and chucked everything out." Infact it was the secretary... She did it the room was a mess and a OH&S nightmare.

"But the report for the Az-cz match was there and I wanted to read it." said Andrew.

"You know the paper you where reading before has a sport section, anyway, hasn't anyone told you the result?"

"bah, we all know Bazalonia's luck in the AOCAF... bet we lost."

"You know we won 4-0, against Az-cz." she replied

"Really?" said Andrew as he was flipping through the newspaper trying to find the story. It was actually on the back so he need not have worried about flipping through the newspaper.

"wow... you are right." he said surprised. a piece of paper came falling out of the paper. "What the?" he said looking at the piece of paper. He read it

"Hmmm... Something about potential terrorist attacks on Bazalonian football teams from DFAT. Okay, I'll make sure our security consultants know and see what they suggest."

Could indeed the Bazacubs make it to 2nd spot?

Posted by: Bettia Jan 18 2007, 09:36 AM

Young'Uns (and an Arora) Take A Chunk Out Of Delesa

Bettia 4 (P.Busilanta 20 64, A.Busilanta 46, Abramson 89)
Delesa 0

Well, the gaffer wanted an improved performance and the Young'Uns certainly delivered, cruising home with a comfortable win that puts them top of the group on goal difference and, with just one game to go, safely through to the knockout stages. With both teams favouring an attacking approach, this game was always going to be a goalfest and on that front the two teams didn't dissappoint... luckily for the Bettian travelling faithful, this goalfest was entirely one-sided.

The game started steadily enough with both teams testing each other out, but Bettia soon got into their rhythm and swept into the lead after 20 minutes thanks to a finely taken long-range effort from Peri Busilanta which curled just beyond the reach of goalkeeper Javier Topper. Despite their best efforts, Bettia couldn't add to their lead in the first half, and so went into the break with just the one goal.

The second half is when the fireworks really began - in fact, they began before the ball was even touched, or indeed before both teams had a chance to get back onto the pitch. As they made their way out of the dressing room, Javier Topper suddenly went down in the tunnel claiming that something had just bitten him on the ankle. An initial examination did indeed show a set of small toothmarks, but he was passed fit to carry on the game.

That soon proved to be the wrong thing to do as Bettia forced an early corner and Topper, his mobility slightly impeded, was unable to stop Andi Busilanta from rising up and getting to the ball first, heading home to give Bettia a two-goal cushion. Less than twenty minutes later, two became three as Peri Busilanta bagged a brace, sidefooting Sion ap Ifans' low cross into the back of the net.

Bettia's double goalscorer was then substituted for Abel Abramson, and the young Butetown striker quickly got into his stride, forcing a number of smart saves from Topper in the Delesan goal. His efforts soon got their just reward as he smashed home Bettia's fourth goal with just a minute left on the clock.

This win sets up a tantilising tie with hosts Myrtannia on the final day of first round matches in order to decide who finishes top of the group. With both teams boasting a 100% record so far, this is sure to be one hell of a game - can the Young'Uns rise to the occasion, or will home advantage pay dividends for the Dryads?

Results / Fixtures:

Bettia 2-1 The Lowland Clans
Bettia 2-1 Quakmybush
Bettia 4-0 Delesa
Bettia vs. Myrtannia

Posted by: Hypocria Jan 18 2007, 03:46 PM

Two Legs Good. Four Legs Bad

Brian Cahill reporting from Mari City, Myrtannia.

It may have been an embarrassing sham of a football match but at least the result was acceptable. The less said about a side that fields a horse the better so let me simply say that another Morinas brace and a first of the tournament for Ocella ensured the Hyppos maintained their 100% record against the ever unpopular Warriors.

Hypocria 3 - 1 Milchama
Morinas (2)
Ocella

Elsewhere in Group B 95X were giving another football (note: not soccer) lesson by the Dynamos of Demot. It was another efficient display from the side from Demot, a side that are looking quite dangerous.

View From The Top

It was a relaxed couple of days in the training camp following the Milchama game. A rest day on matchday four allowed Marcus Baxter’s players a chance to recharge their batteries. Meanwhile Director of Elite Football Javi Chavez travelled to Blackheart to watch his native Starblaydia, the Hyppos’ final group opponents, finally register a win. Although the fact that 95X managed a goal will further bother the ’Blaydis.

But the crucial result for the Autocracy was the 1 - 1 draw between Demot and Milchama. A point apiece may have guaranteed both nations a path into the knockout rounds but it also ensures that neither side can better the Hyppos current tally of nine points. And with the Purple Peril even further back and 95X not worth bothering about it means Hypocria will top the group regardless of the final day results. I think we’d have taken that at the start of the tournament.

Elsewhere in the competition Bettia and the hosts Myrtannia meet for a Group A title decider in Vanhaanen. Both sides harbour 100% records but something’s got to give. Delesa need just a point to secure third place against nearest rivals the Lowland Clans. Only a TLC defeat can save Quakmybush from an early trip home.

A single point will be enough to give reigning champions Lamoni top spot in Group C. Their opponents Nedalia have underachieved so far and are due a good performance. Third placed Bazalonia will be looking for a win over bottom side Ereeland to overhaul Az-cz in second. Ereeland’s poor goal difference means the debutants are all but gone.

There’s plenty to keep the neutrals occupied in Group D. In Lahar regional powerhouses Vilita/Turori take on the ever improving Pacitalia with first place on the line while in Salahadin City Aurendia and Manhattan Prime take part in a battle to avoid elimination.

Posted by: Myrtannia Jan 18 2007, 04:41 PM

Dryads Shut Down Stars Again

VANHAANEN - Against most other nations in the top ten of the region, Myrtannia tends to struggle more often than not. Just take into consideration the matchups of the Dryads against nations like Starblaydia, Pacitalia and Lamoni and you'll have a good idea of what we mean. Their first win against Lamoni didn't come until four years ago in Krytenia, when the Dryads were once again the only team to not lose to the eventual tournament champion. That in itself has happened three times - AOCAF XIV (W 2-1 v. STB), AOCAF XVI (D 1-1 v. V&T), and AOCAF XVII (W 3-1 v. LAM).

One team in the top ten that Myrtannia has a better record against is The Lowland Clans, whom they clashed with on Day Three. The Vanhaanen Sporting Complex was packed as the Dryads attempted to secure passage to the Round of 16. A win would guarantee no worse a finish in the group than second. With the Dryads Army on hand in strong numbers once again, the Dryads were pumped up.

"It's been fantastic to play at home for the AOCAF for once. Hopefully we can give the Army an AOCAF to remember," said captain Dania Figary, 36.

This time, coach Zentrescu's message about playing a balanced half didn't fall upon deaf ears. Myrtannia didn't exactly charge out of the gates, but instead probed the Stars' defense for weaknesses before making a move. After a few minutes of said probing, the Dryads found a hole and went for it. Figary cut through the hole, then got around a second defender to get near the box. The team captain then crossed it to Hettie Miyagishima, who struck it home with authority. As the ball crashed into the net, the Army was on its feet, yelling like there was no tomorrow.

For the rest of the half, the Dryads mixed and matched offense and defense, confounding the nameless Stars. The Clans weren't able to get off more than a handful of shots, and those were all stopped by the inspired play of Rosario Zlotnik.

"The first half, we played at a tempo that the Stars couldn't keep up with," assistant coach Tocarra Khat explained, "But there's always that second half to play, and if you can't keep the tempo going, you're in big trouble."

In this case, at least, the Dryads maintained that tempo, and continued to alternate between ball control and blitzing. About halfway through the second half, the Dryads found another golden opportunity to score - another opening similar to the first one (which led to the Miyagishima goal). This time, it was Zora Leckington who pushed forward, then passed it off to Figary. Figary launched a shot that was blocked by the TLC keeper. Unfortunately for him, the ball was deflected right to Sheron Caffoso, who made a spectacular diving strike to give Myrtannia a buffer. It was now 2-0 in favor of the Dryads.

For the remainder of the match, Myrtannia kept the Stars at bay despite a half-hearted attempt by the Clans to get on the board. As the final horn sounded, another raucous ovation went up from the Dryads Army - with the usual Sun Bursts waving, bright orange shirts being worn, spirited chants, and songs.

"It's a great win, and having nine points going into our final match is never a bad thing. Our knockout streak is still alive," stated midfielder Sarita Longknife.

That would be the now continuing streak of Myrtannian appearances in the knockouts. The Dryads haven't missed the knockouts since their very first AOCAF, in which they finished second to last in their group. Myrtannia's day off was spent with a very intensive, closed-door practice focused on picking apart what has been a very successful Bettian style of play this AOCAF. Coach Zentrescu's big secret weapon is set to be revealed today, sources close to the Dryads report.

Our final group stage match, against Bettia, is the first clash between the Dryads and the Young 'Uns. And what a way to go into the first ever match between the two nations. Both unbeaten, both with the same attacking mindset, and both off of shutout wins. Myrtannia's homefield advantage, mixed with the secret weapon, rowdy fans, and some luck might just be enough to give the Dryads a win. Bettia have more experience, though, and are clearly the favorite for odds-makers. As the Bettian media has said, though, it should be 'one hell of a match'.

Final from the VSC -

Myrtannia 2 - 0 TLC

(Miyagishima 17', Caffoso 68')

Posted by: Myrtannia Jan 18 2007, 05:12 PM

Halosen News-Times AOCAF Sports Extra

McNany 'Close to Agreement' With LFA

After many rumors and reports suggesting it, former Dryads coach America McNany is reportedly close to signing a contract with the Lamonian Football Association to coach the Free Republic's national team. McNany, already something of a legend in Myrtannia, first took the reins of power for the Dryads in AOCAF XIV. That outing was Myrtannia's first trip to the semi-finals, with upsets against Starblaydia and Vilita along the way, and a Quarterfinal victory over Bazalonia to boot. Myrtannia finished fourth in that AOCAF, much like they did four years ago during Rachell Gabino's final appearance as Dryads coach.

The defending AOCAF champion Hawks have entered into negotiations with McNany, who would be replacing the set-to-retire Kevin Riyall. She would become the first Myrtannian to coach a foreign national team.

"It's very exciting to have an opportunity to lead the Hawks into the future. There's a lot of potential and momentum on their side, and with a bit of tweaking they'll be more dangerous than ever," McNany told the News-Times.

Myrtannia's 'Secret Weapon' Unveiled Before Bettia Match

VANHAANEN - In a move that possibly has something to do with psychological warfare on the pitch, coach Zentrescu, along with assistants Khat and Mega, unveiled what has been tabbed as his 'secret weapon' for the Bettia match. Modeled by team captain Dania Figary, the secret weapon is... a new kit? Based on previous comments by Bettians about not liking the color red, a special one-match kit has been created specifically for the match.

"If it worked for Lamoni, maybe it'll work for us, too," said Figary.

The kit, the first Myrtannia kit to not feature the national colors, looks like this:

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'Dryads Victory March' Tops Dryads Army Lists

It's official: there's a new team song for this AOCAF's Dryads side. AOCAF XVI saw the first - 'The Dryads Keep Rolling Along'. This time, it's a new song, penned for use without any specific AOCAF in mind. Here, for better or worse, are the lyrics:

Cheer, cheer for Myrtannia
Stir up emotions in hysteria
Send the volley cheer on high
Shake down the thunder from the sky!
What though the odds be great or small
Myrtannia will win over all
And her Dryads keep marching
Onward to victory!

Posted by: Aurendia Jan 19 2007, 01:07 AM

Starksville Picayune
“Warning: may contain news-like substance”

Panthers go bird hunting, eliminate Raptors

LAHAR, MYRTANNIA – A late goal by the Nojika Panthers secured a 2-1 victory over the Raptors, eliminating Aurendia from advancing to the next round of AOCAF action.

Knowing that advancement depended on getting points against Nojika, the Raptors began the game aggressively, but Panther keeper Monte Potempa was up to the challenge, and the Raptors’ offensive barrage was for naught. Instead the Panthers struck first, as midfielder Antoine Billet found Rudy Greeves alone in the box in the 26th minute. The Raptors kept up the pressure, and just before the half the Campbell sisters were able to tie the match 1-all.

The second half saw more of the same, as Raptors attackers fired shot after shot at Potempa, who responded with save after save. As the end of the match drew near, the result looked like a 1-1 draw, not the result the Raptors wanted but still enough to keep them in contention. In the 89th though, even that hope fell apart, as Panthers midfielder Jarrett Betance stole the ball from Tom Collins, and found a waiting Preston Greeves for the late game-winner.

The Raptors have one match remaining, against a Manhattan Prime side that has yet to record a single point at this tournament. Currently sitting at 1-0-2, the Raptors hope for a win so as to finish qualifying at .500.

Scoring:
1. N (R. Greeves) 26th (A. Billet)
2. A (A. Campbell 3) 43rd (C. Campbell)
3. N (P. Greeves) 89th (J. Betance)

Posted by: Nojika Jan 19 2007, 02:27 AM

Nojika Edge Past Aurendia With Late Goal
Rudy and Preston Greeves Perform Magic for Three Points

LAHAR, MYTRTANNIA -- The Panther's victory over Aurendia forced the Raptors into submission, eliminating the chance for Aurendia to advance into the next round of the regional competition.

The determined Blues again took the field in their winning formation and line up. Manager Jerrel Alson admitted after the match that he is truly surprised at how well the Nojikan's have come together to create a competitive and winning side this year, "The tactics do vary from game to game but retain the same basic idea. It has surprised me how well everything has come together this year. The team plays well together and we all hope that our great form will continue throughout the competition."

An impressive Aurendia perhaps had the chance numerous times to put the match away, but Nojikan keeper, Monte Potempa and his back line withstood the pressure and were able to strike first in the 26th minute when winger Antoine Billet sent 19 year old striker Rudy Greeves a pass over the Raptor defense and his speed was unmatched allowing him to send a neat ball into the opposition's net.

Just 17 minutes later, in the 43rd minute the Raptors equalized on a powerful strike from outside the area from 30 year old Ashley Campbell. Adldo Samec almost got himself on the scoresheet 1 minute later when the Aurendia squad seemed to fall asleep giving him acres of space, but he was denied by the crossbar.

The second half was much the same as the first; Aurendia would press high, lose the ball and Nojika would counter attack. The 67th minute nearly saw Nojika take the lead when Captain Robbie Hedeen's header was pushed wide by Kevin Sullivan.

It was not until the very last minute of the match that the game was put away by 22 year old Preston Greeves, who's younger brother Rudy Greeves also plays for club Coral Cove and country. As the Raptor defense began to feel the pressure and starting to press more and more, their play began to slowly get more and more sloppy. Midfielder Tom Collins lost the ball in his own half to Jarrett Betance who set up Preston Greeves at the far post for an easy tap-in.

The match ended 2-1 for Nojika, who remain 2nd in their group, still behind Pacitalia and are just 1 point ahead of the Jungle Cats.

This week, Nojika will take a bye while Pacitalia will face Vilita & Turori and Aurendia will go up against Manhattan Prime.

Go Pacitalia!

Aurendia: 1 - 2 :Nojika
(A. Campbell 43') - (R. Greeves 26', P. Greeves 89')

Posted by: Bettia Jan 19 2007, 05:42 AM

"AAAAARRRRRRRGGGHHHH!"

The Bettian squad, who up until then had been jogging around their training pitch, were stopped suddenly in their tracks by the blood-curdling scream which could be heard halfway across Vanhaanen. They turned and looked at where it had come from - it was their manager James Watson, slumped on a bench, trembling in a cold sweat, with a newspaper clutched in his shaking hands.

"What is it boss?"

"You're never gonna believe this," he said, handing the paper to the curious players. Sa'id bin Sa'id Ismail read out the headline.

"DRYADS TO MAKE BETTIA SEE RED... the Myrtannia Football Association yesterday unveiled a new kit made specifically for the upcoming crunch match against Bettia... oh my... that's disgusting."

"What is? What is it?" Peri said curiously as he snatched the paper so that the others cold see what the fuss was about. And there, in full colour for the whole squad to see was the kit in question.

"It's... red. They're playing in RED?!"

"Argh! My eyes!"

"Argh! My lunch! Woooargh!"

The assembled players gazed in horror at the scarlet monstrosity being modelled by the Myrtannian captain, to the less-than-musical accompaniment of Adi Bandasera chundering away in the background. But before any more of the squad could re-aquaint themselves with their previously-eaten meals, the newspaper was snatched out of the captain's grasp by a small off-white blur.

The players and staff looked on amused as, with many a snarl and a growl, Candy set to work tearing the paper into shreds with her razor-sharp teeth, then shredding the shreds just for good measure.

"Heh. Looks like our Candy hates red even more than we do! This match should be VERY interesting indeed!"

Posted by: Myrtannia Jan 19 2007, 09:23 AM

RP Cutoff for Matchday Five

Posted by: Myrtannia Jan 19 2007, 10:35 AM

Dryads Make Bettia See Red, Remain Unbeaten

VANHAANEN - If the early reaction by the Bettian AOCAF contingent to Myrtannia's new red kits was any indication, the match may have been over before it began. At least in a mental sense. Reports came in from all around Vanhaanen of citizens hearing a bloodcurdling scream of terror - which was later identified as having been emitted by a Bettian.

But matches are not won off the pitch. As both nation's media predicted, it was going to be one hell of a match. The first ever meeting between the only two nations in Atlantian Oceania crazy enough to use the all-out attack approach. Both came in unbeaten and looking to capture the group title; only one would walk away with their heads aloft in triumph.

Bettia were the first to make their way onto the pitch, but things got really interesting when Myrtannia came out from the lockers. To a massive roar from the Dryads Army, the host nation jogged onto the pitch in red jerseys with white shorts - Coach Zentrescu's secret weapon. If that wasn't enough, a good percentage of the Army was decked out in a motley selection of red shirts - whatever they could find at home, it turned out.

Where Lamoni's red jerseys seemed to stun the Bettians four years ago, the Young 'Uns didn't seem as phased by the color this time. Not at first. The showdown began with Myrtannia controlling the ball, but the first half was all back-and-forth. Both teams managed to get through the other's defense to take shots, but both keepers maintained clean sheets throughout the half. Rather than the high scoring affair some domestic experts had anticipated, it was a showcase of near misses and brilliant saves by the keepers.

At the half, it was still even at 0-0. Coach Zentrescu betrayed no emotion as he headed into the lockers for the half. Assistant Orpha Mega, however, couldn't help but grin. A scoreless draw was better than Myrtannia could have hoped for before the match, and now there was a real possibility of forcing a draw.

"At that moment, we were just happy to not be losing," explained Mega, "Winning didn't occur to us until later."

The second half began much like the first, with the exception that Bettia began the half with the ball. This time, though, the Dryads fell back and let Bettia charge forward. It was a risk, since if Bettia scored it might be all but over. Myrtannia had calculated the risk, and decided that the desired outcome - Bettia tiring themselves - was worth it. Once again the Young 'Uns tried their best to score, and once again Rosario Zlotnik held firm in the box.

As time ticked away, the match seemed to be headed for a scoreless draw. Yet Bettia began to look a little sluggish as the match entered its final ten minutes. Maybe it was the energy they'd exerted trying to score first. Maybe it was the red jerseys finally taking their toll on the Bettian psyche. Whatever the case, Myrtannia suddenly found themselves set up for what would be the play of the match. The call from AIR 4:

"...And Bettia gets the pass upfield.. but wait! It's intercepted by Longknife! Sarita Longknife takes the ball away, and the attack is on! Figary, Caffoso, Leckington, and Hettie are all charging... Longknife with a touch pass to Caffoso... Sheron Caffoso takes a step and passes it over to Miyagishima... Hettie spots an opening, crosses it... Figary in the air... scissor kick... GOOOAAALL!! GOAL! And Myrtannnia takes the 1-nil lead with but a few minutes remaining to be played!"

The veteran captain of the Dryads put Myrtannia ahead with her signature shot, and (needless to say) the crowd went absolutely nuts. Figary was mobbed by her younger teammates, while Zentrescu nodded his approval from the sideline. Once the euphoria of scoring had diminished a bit, the Dryads took their side of the pitch to try and stop a Bettian effort to equalise.

The Young 'Uns' last chance was stopped when Lenny Dittuci headed away a nice looking cross pass near the box. Miyagishima took the ball back for Myrtannia, and the Dryads ran out the clock. After that, they savored their biggest victory of the tournament. Inside the domed VSC, it was difficult to hear anything other than the deafening cheers from the Dryads Army. Myrtannia had improved to 4-0-0, and captured its second-ever group title.

"It doesn't matter if the scoreline is 5-1 or 1-0, as long as we win," stated Zora Leckington.

And the Dryads' reward for conquering Bettia? A Round of 16 date with Aurendia, the fourth-place team from Group D. While the Raptors have struggled in two of their last three matches, their wins make them dangerous. Especially the Day One win over Vilita & Turori.

"They're very dangerous when they're motivated; if they play at the top of their game, we could have a very interesting matchup," coach Zentrescu explained at the post-match press conference.

As per tradition, Myrtannia's preparations for the knockout stage are going to be kept top secret. The Dryads will most likely resume wearing their normal kits for the match, despite the apparent effectiveness they had against Bettia. From all the signs at the moment, the Dryads may be poised for a second consecutive run to the semi-finals.

When asked about that possibility, coach Zentrescu dismissed it, "We're not even thinking about the semi-finals at this stage. It's now win or go home, and if you overlook someone you're bound to be upset. So right now, there's no more matches for us beyond Aurendia."

The final from the VSC:

Myrtannia 1-0 Bettia
(Figary 84')

Posted by: Vilita Jan 19 2007, 02:42 PM

More Red Awaits for Bettian Gasheads

Is it possible for fate to strike this many times? Surely it must be. It is now turning into an annual event in the Atlantian Oceania Regional Football Tournament, at some point Vilita & Turori must face Bettia.

And of course, that means only one thing. Gastly Bettia will swap in their Yellow & Green for a much more horrid combination of Blue & White Quarters. Meanwhile, Vilita & Turori will throw down the Teal & Mahogany in favor of a more classic Red with select trim.

This season looks to be no different as just moments after the pairings for the Round of 16 matches was announced, Red kits were seen hanging in the teams training center. One of our inside correspondents snapped this photo of Kristofer Kilpter's kit hanging in his locker.

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The two Regional Giants have met before, although the previous regional meeting was certainly the most critical, with Vilita & Turori united for the first time In AOCAF 16, challenging an always difficult Bettia side who were looking to repeat as AOCAF champions having taken the title in Bazalonia one tournament prior. But it was Vilita & Turori who prevailed, advancing to their first final as an organized squad which they won, taking the title from the Bettians.

This time, once again, it is Vilita & Turori who are the underdogs, despite a higher regional ranking, the Eel Cat things have been off form so far finishing a disappointing third place in their group with 2 defeats in the group stage. Bettia, meanwhile lost only to hosts Myrtannia during group play, but like Vilita & Turori, suffered a defeat on the final matchday of competition and will be looking to get back to winning ways when the two regional megoliths and color rivals clash in the Round of 16.

Posted by: Milchama Jan 19 2007, 04:34 PM

Milchama advance

Your kidding me right?

Nope

No way we advanced, we're using HORSES! for christ sake

Yeh we advanced we beat Starblaydia and 95x.

Now I know your kidding Starblaydia their good

And 95x isn't....

No

You suck

You still didn't answer the question

Oh ummmmmm...... I have no clue. The media has all been covering the World Cup. We had one red card in every game but the Hypocrian one and yet we still have a chance to win the cup. How this is possible I have no idea.

Let's try to ignore it

Hell no! Let us embrace it. The War Horses successful. Who woulda thunk it?

That insane guy down the street

Let's stick to sane people. What sane person woulda thunk it?

"Steve

NOT HIM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my your dead

Yep.

Posted by: Lamoni Jan 20 2007, 05:03 AM

Lamoni slaughters Nedalian allies

With the 4-0 win that the Hawks put together out on the pitch, you would certainly agree with the headline. While Nedalia couldn't seem to get anything to go their way, Lamoni was seemingly out there to provide pure ass kicking. The win ensures that the Hawks retain first place in Group C; and that they will face the faltering Purple Peril in the Round of 16 (How many times have we called them faltering? I can't remember any!).

The Starblaydi's shocked everyone in AOCAF XVIII by losing their first two matches, but are possibly trying to right their ship by winning matches against 95X and Hypocria. Add the fact that Lamoni defeated Starblaydia in the semi-finals during the Lamonian cup win of AOCAF XVII; and you have the case for a Starblaydi team that will be out for revenge. Knowing firsthand how revenge can be an excellent motivator, the Hawks won't be underestimating their Starblaydi opposition anytime soon. Already, Lamoni is in their closed door practice session; studying those strategies that have proven reliable against the Men in Muave. If Lamoni were to knock the Starblaydi's out of the AOCAF knockouts for the second time in two AOCAF's, then the Hawks would be in an excellent position to win their second AOCAF title in a row.

In other news, Myrtannian footballing legend America McNany has signed a contract with the LFA to become the next Lamonian AOCAF Manager; replacing current Manager Kevin Riyall. Manager-Select McNany will announce the tenets of her contract live on both Myrtannian and Lamonian television, and is even rumored to have traveled to Halosen, Myrtannia in order to observe the Hawks during AOCAF XVIII (seated alongside Manager Riyall). This will have the obvious effect of allowing Manger-Select McNany to determine what she feels needs to change, and what is better off left alone.

Lamoni - 4 Drugah Farani (5:34, 70:13) , Zan Quest (20:15) , Draze Aruru (54:13)

Nedalia - 0

Posted by: Lamoni Jan 20 2007, 05:24 AM

Ro16 match predictions

Marvin Godlevsky
Nephi Times
Halosen, Myrtannia

As the Round of 16 comes around, it's time for the same team of unpaid interns that did the pre-AOCAF predictions to step up and do some more prediction magic.

Myrtannia vs Aurendia

The Raptors have been doing somewhat well for themselves, but we predict that the hosts will rip them apart.

Bettia vs V/T

We are going to put up the unpopular opinion that V/T will upset Bettia.

Pacitalia vs Delesa

Three words: Blue Foxes Win.

Nojika vs TLC

TLC will win this battle of mediocrity, if only because they are in an SDL nation.

Lamoni vs Starblaydia

Our match. Being that we are Lamonian, we are rooting for the Hawks.

Bazalonia vs Milchama

Andrew Coulter (of Bazalonia), puts it this way: "The horse will go to the glue factory!"

Hypocria vs Nedalia

Hyppos steamroll the Lions. This won't even be a contest.

Demot vs Az-Cz

Demot crashes and burns.

Posted by: Bazalonia Jan 20 2007, 05:36 AM

"So what you telling me.. is that they found James Gaines in Milchama barely alive after somekind of an explostion. What do we know about the explosion?" asked Andrew

"How would I know I'm just the secretary. Read the paper like everyone else." retorted the secretary. She had started to get really annoyed with Andrew. It was nearly everything about him that irked her so much that she longed for James to be back. Which when he gets well he will be now that he was found in Milchama.

Speaking of which Milchama was their next match... after Andrew Coulter read the newspaper about James he found the article in the Nephi Times predictions... Did he really say "The Horse will go to the Glue Factory!". Yep he did.

"That Lamonian was from the Nephi times?" Andrew asked

"Obviously, they probably told you and you forgot." said the secretary.

"maybe..." he said in a way that indicated he could not be sure either way

"Anyway that was one nasty explosion that James found himself in. Any Idea when he gets out of Hospital. They are unsure, he's still in Milchama. not ready to be flown back to Bazalonia yet."

So that meant Andrew Coulter was to be the BFSA Acting President for at least the rest of the AOCAF. The question is can Bazalonia and his secretary survive?

Posted by: Bazalonia Jan 20 2007, 06:20 AM

Full Coaches Match Report of the Bazalonia - Ereeland match

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[5:14] 0-0 The match started with Bazalonia taking posetion of the ball as is usual when Bazalonia is the first nation in the list. The start looked promising and after a lot of work David Myfanwy was in a position to get the ball to an unchecked Frederick Hampstead however he made a grevious error and gave the ball away to Errish defender Richard Hayner

[8:47] 0-0 The Errish came quick and strong and could have overwhelmed the Bazacub defense but inexperience reared it's ugly head and they failed to finish off the assault properly giving Joshua Kanga an easy save

[13:01] 0-0 The midfields of both teams struggled to clear the ball out of the middle of the field. David seemingly having a bad day. He's given one more chance and then being substituted.

[29:36] 0-1 David made his third mistake and last for the game, however this one gave the ball directly to the Errish forward Scarlett Gorychka who had an opening and made it count getting ball past Joshua.

[35:12] 0-1 David's substitute nearly made it even after it went over the bar

[39:04] 0-1 Everrett Kang received an un-warrented red card after challenging a dive call by the ref.

[45:00] 0-1 Half Time! Talked and restructed game plan, Plan is now just to play in an aggressive style.

[50:22] 1-1 GOAL! The plan took 5 minutes to work, Ricky Yunn lead the charge and scored the Bazacubs first goal evening up the score.

[54:36] 1-1 Ereeland seemed to have adapted their game plan to counter our new aggressiveness, I don't think this can stand up to the Bazacubs continued onslaught for long.

[65:01] 1-1 Ereeland nearly scored as they tried to exploit the new offensive style though it didn't come to fruition as Xia Chia managed to successfully challenge Tim Organ and got the ball back to Joshua KAnga to distribute the ball again.

[71:00] 2-1 GOAL! Thomas Yunn scored a goal as he made a forward rush, he found the Errish defenders napping and shot a goal in Bazacubs lead for first time in match.

[92:19] 2-1 Game end, the Bazacubs some how where kept at bay for the rest of the match despite totally outplaying and dominating the match. I'll look at the video to see how we could have done better and train accordingly

Posted by: Az-cz Jan 20 2007, 07:08 AM

OOC: Myrtannia, I've taken some liberty with place names and the like. If there's anything you'd like me to change, let me know.

Az-cz Scroll
Myrtannia
Nw-Fys

Gnomes do sightseeing on off-day, try to forget about football.

With the Gnomes recieving the bye on the last match day they decided to "train" in an unusal manner. You see, while most teams choose to practice during their bye, the Gnomes didn't do anything football related. No film study, no practice, no drills, no meetings. Nothing. Instead the entire team got on a bus and ventured out to learn about Myrtannia and see some interesting and beautiful sites.

Now you might be wondering the same thing? Perhaps it's best to have the coach himself explain it to you. Coach Jo-Bgz commented "These are young kids. After two disappointing results they can get down on themselves and lose focus, so I felt it would be good to get their mind off football. The ability is there, it's mostly mental, so giving them a break would be helpful." So there was football reasoning behind the move, but that's not all behind it. Coach Jo-Bgz, continued "Not to mention that most of them know little about Az-cz, much less the world, so I felt it would help them to get exposure to other places."

The Gnomes certainly did get plenty of exposure. They travelled to the Myrtannia history museum, where they learned about the unification of the four isles as well as many aspects of Myrtannian culture, such as the Myrtannian folk mask dance, a big favorite amongst the Gnomes. They travelled to Jefferson Falls, one of the largest waterfalls in all of Myrtannia, and they visited Cragsly Heights, perhaps the most modern and vibrant shopping district in all of Myrtannia.

The Gnomes may not have gotten any information about football, but it was useful to see the lives and history of another Atlantian Oceania culture up close.

Posted by: Manhattan Prime Jan 20 2007, 10:35 AM

Manhattan Herald – 20th January 2007
Latest report from AOCAF 18

Chippers Defeated Again, Fans Call For Manager’s Head

Group D – Manhattan Prime 0:1 Aurendia

Aurendia: 33 mins

The Manhattan Prime football team head home tomorrow, after being eliminated from AOCAF 18 after a 1:0 defeat to the Raptors of Aurendia in Salahadin City. In their worst ever display in the tournament, the Chippers failed to win even a single point and finished rock bottom in Group D.

The game was actually quite close in the end, with a single goal in the 33rd minute deciding it, but Manhattan Prime played dismally, with hardly a shot on target, and just showed very little fight. It is a result that has left supporters already calling for the manager’s head, and especially criticizing his policy of rarely rotating his starting line-up, leaving many fans to suggest that Pierce has “favourites”.

Manhattanite fans were over heard after the game suggesting that “Katakana had a stinker today, and so did most of the midfield, but would Pierce think of bringing them off? If we got through to the next round, would they all be on the team sheet regardless? Of course they would, it’s clear Ian Pierce only plays his favourite players”.

Clearly change will be needed soon or Ian Pierce’s career as Manager of Manhattan Prime is surely over.

Manhattan Prime Team:

Kevin Cooper (GK)

Lucas Thompson (RB)
John Clarke (CB)
Karl Heinze (CB)
Hitoshi Akita (LB)

Ethan Smith (DMC)
Michael Donavan (MC)
Felix DeSilva (AML)
Mashashi Takamura (AMR)

Vykk Dreygo (S)
Yosh¡to Katakana (S)

No subs used.

Posted by: Pacitalia Jan 20 2007, 03:12 PM

Well-rested Blue Foxes claim group title by nailing Vilita & Turori
Win avenges quarterfinals upset from AOCAF17

LAHAR, MYRTANNIA (PSN) -- Three days rest, and the advantage of having three straight matches in Lahar, seemed to empower the Blue Foxes on their quest to defend their lead in Group D, and that they did, avenging their upset loss to the Jungle Cats in the quarterfinals of the last tournament with a huge 4-2 win, claiming Group D with a 3-1-0 record and 10 points to show for their efforts.

Once again, Cristianu Raduvani let through two goals in the win, but fans are surely much more forgiving given the circumstances, the opponent, the meaningfulness of the victory and the path now laid ahead of them as group winners. This match, the title matchup of the group, is being dubbed the "Offensive Showdown", despite there being two matches with more goals (Pacitalia 5:2 Manhattan Prime and Vilita & Turori 7:2 Nojika, both on MD2).

Ambrosino Giurimano and Veranace d'Amantano launched to a fantastic start against the literally-nameless Jungle Cats defence, creating six chances in the first quarter-hour of play, though failing to convert on any of them. Finally, in the 22nd minute, Giurimano broke past, drawing the keeper right and deking left to pocket a goal to the bottom-left corner of the net for an early 1-0 lead.

That goal was supplemented by a solidifying penalty in the 39th minute -- a scramble in the box during a corner led to the tripping and shirt-pulling of halfback Nuno Cabana at the far corner of the penalty box. Nuno Cabana fell and appeared to hurt his knee, and stood up, grimacing and protesting the referee for a penalty. The official granted the request with a sour look at the offending Jungle Cat, carding him and awarding Nuno Cabana a penalty. Limping slightly, he took a couple of minutes to walk off the pain enough to convert the penalty, doubling the Blue Foxes lead. Blue Foxes manager Sergei Saganyarov substituted him off a minute later for Chimano San' Sebastiano, who played the remainder of the first half and would possibly play the second pending the prognosis on Nuno Cabana.

The second half started rather uneventfully, and indeed, San' Sebastiano was still on the pitch. For the first eight minutes it appeared the Blue Foxes would hold their two-goal lead and start defending. But appearances were deceiving for the second time in this group stage, as the Pacitalians were caught on a counterattack and had to rush back and convert to a defensive formation. Vilitan-Turori forward Kristofer Kilpter stormed the box on a rush and simply wailed a shot that sailed high to the far side past Cristianu Raduvani and in to halve the Blue Foxes' lead.

However, six minutes later, the Blue Foxes made up for their mistake, with Andolfabio Vunghiasso receiving a superb back-angle pass from Giurimano and netting the Pacitalians' third of the match, from just inside the arc, to restore the two-goal lead. Fans were increasingly ecstatic at the possibility of avenging the surprise and shock of AOCAF17's quarterfinals with just half an hour remaining in the match.

But the double-blue faithful would have to wait til the end of the match to see that become a reality, as Kilpter once again beat Raduvani to narrow the score to 3-2 with 14 minutes to go. It still wasn't enough to put the Blue Foxes off track, as the captain, Veranace d'Amantano, finally ended fears of a goal-scoring drought with a nice chip shot over the Vilitan-Turori keeper in stoppage time to secure a 4-2 victory and, thus, Group D.

Saganyarov defends a teetering Pierce

Meanwhile, interim Blue Foxes manager Sergei Saganyarov voiced his support for his Manhattanite counterpart, Ian Pierce, who is suffering under media scrutiny and fan hatred for leading the Chippers to an 0-0-4 record in Group D.

"That's ridiculous -- I'd like to see any of those complaining fans come up here and take [Ian]'s job for a day," Saganyarov remarked upon hearing of the possible firing of Pierce. "It's not even close to an easy job to manage a football squad, let alone a national squad. And it's even more difficult to manage a squad that's still trying to come into its own on this level of competition, especially when the group they end up placed in has four other talented squads."

Regarding alleged comments by fans that Pierce was playing favourites, Saganyarov added that it was extremely difficult to field a starting eleven if the squad were playing a short bench. "With the type of squad Pierce has to manage, he has to play whatever he's got. Sure, I admit he might have had better luck benching players that were underperforming, but when the pickings are slim you play with what you have. Sometimes it's just not enough."

"I think people should give Ian a break," he added. "If they're so confident they know how to make that squad perform as a championship contender, why don't they just be big men and try out for the national squad, or interview for a coaching position?"

He finished by saying "no matter what happens, [he would] respect the [Manhattan Football Association]'s decision regarding the matter."

Preparing for the next

So, the Blue Foxes move on to the round of 16 to face Delesa, who finished fourth in Group A with a 1-0-3 record. The completely opposite records from the group stage are not cause for complacency among the Pacitalian squad.

"We'll be ready for this game," captain d'Amantano said. "In the knockouts, there's no difference between a 1-0-3 squad and a 3-1-0 squad; that only determines who you play. It's the knockouts for a reason -- one bad mistake and you're out of it. We'll be playing cautiously but confidently in the round of sixteen."

In other round of sixteen matches, there are three barnburners to watch for: Lamoni and Starblaydia hashing out their heated rivalry, Hypocria and Nedalia in a battle of wits and talent, and Bettia playing the Jungle Cats in what should also make an exciting match. Meanwhile, the hosts Myrtannia face off against the Raptors, who squeaked through Group D to reach the knockouts ahead of Manhattan Prime. Also, besides Pacitalia-Delesa, Milchama meets Bazalonia, Nojika will face The Lowland Clans and Demot will play Az-Cz.

From Lahar, Myrtannia:
Vilita & Turori 2 : 4 Pacitalia
VNT: Kilpter 53', 76'
PAC: Giurimano 22' / Nuno Cabana 39' (p) / Vunghiasso 59' / d'Amantano 90+2'

NEXT UP: PAC v DLS (R16), BET v VNT (R16)

Posted by: Bettia Jan 20 2007, 03:15 PM

The Red Mist Thickens

As the dust settles from Bettia's late defeat at the hands of Myrtannia, the Young'Uns must pick themselves up and dust themselves off... and quickly too, for an even more evil foes looms large on the horizon. Yes dear readers, if they wish to progress past the second round, Bettia now must face off against the combined efforts of their bitter rivals Vilita and their puppet Turori.

And for the second game in a row, Bettia must face off against a team who, against all reason and with no regard for their moral and spiritual well-being, have chosen to face us wearing the most evil of all colours, red... and this has proven to be one hell of a monkey clambering all over our backs. Some blustering right-wing commentators have speculated that perhaps teams are adopting this ploy out of sheer contempt for Bettian beliefs, with others saying that perhaps they're just plain scared of us. Whatever the reasons, now is the time for the Young'Uns to pull their socks up and put this hoodoo to bed once and for all - and what a wonderful shade of blue those socks are too. As correctly predicted by the Vilitan press, Bettian will indeed will be lining up against the Eel-Cat Thingys in their traditional change strip of blue and white quarters.

Could it be that where we as Bettians absolutely loath and detest the colour of blood, rage, war and Satan, Vilitans are equally touchy about blue? Indeed, the last time Bettia faced them wearing blue, we all know what happened, don't we? That's right, it was a group match in the World Cup held in Vilita itself, and Bettia romped home to an emphatic 7-1 victory - could it be possible that this thrashing is still playing on Vilitan minds? Could this give our boys a psychological advantage? This remains to be seen.

So what about the second round lineup? For the first time in AOCAF history, the Enlightener will attempt to make predictions.

Myrtannia vs Aurendia
It must be said that, apart from their last game against Bettia, the hosts have looked pretty comfortable. Aurendia also fared particularly well, their fourth-place finish belying their vastly improved standard of play. However, it's hard to see this game ending in anything but a home win.

Bettia vs Vilita & Turori
Ooh I dunno... five-nil to the Young'Uns? Well, we can live in hope, can't we?

Pacitalia vs Delesa
Quite predictably, the Blue Foxes finished top of their group, and quite easily too. Delesa on the other hand have looked very shaky and got through by the skin of their teeth. Anything but a comfortable win for Pacitalia would be a shock.

Nojika vs The Lowland Clans
Two AOCAF stalwarts face off in what could either be an intriguing matchup or a damp squib. Nojika did well to come second in a difficult group, whilst The Lowland Clans have struggled somewhat. However, we get the sneaking suspicion this game could go right down to the wire, with Nojika coming out on top... just.

Lamoni vs Starblaydia
Take cover! This is easily the tie of the round, and can expect fireworks as two traditional enemies go head-to-head once more. Lamoni pretty much blitzed their group whilst Starblaydia have looked strangely out of sorts. But count Starblaydia out at your peril - perhaps the urgency of the knockout stages is what they need to get back to their best.

Bazalonia vs Milchama
Two evenly matched teams who have progressed with near identical records - how on NS-Earth do you pick a winner? At a pinch, we'll go with Milchama just 'cos they're Takilans.

Hypocria vs Nedalia
Our western neighbours and close allies versus our Eastern neighbours and close allies - can't we just pray for a miracle and hope they both get through? No? Well, in that case we'll have to say Hypocria, simply because they're carrying some excellent form into this tie.

Demot vs Az-Cz
Two relative newcomers to the Greatest Regional Tournament in the World ™ meet in a very fascinating tie. Demot played out of their skins to finish second in a horrendously tough group, conceding a measly three goals in the process (a feat matched only by ourselves - uurgh, how disgustingly Karelan), whilst Az-Cz proved to be rather tricky customers. Once again, we'll side with the form team - Demot for the win.

Bettian Results / Fixtures:

M1: Bettia 2-1 The Lowland Clans
M2: Bettia 2-1 Quakmybush
M3: Bettia 4-0 Delesa
M4: Bettia 0-1 Myrtannia

2R: Bettia vs. Vilita & Turori

Posted by: Demot Jan 20 2007, 08:06 PM

Demot Daily ~ Whack The Gnome?

After a disaterously dissapointing draw with the pony lovers of Milchama, the squad looks forward to the knockouts with a special glee in their eyes. This is the second time the squad will be heading past the group stage in their early AOCAF careers, and after securing the second seed in a terribly tough group, get to take on the Gnomes of Az-cz. While the Dynamo comfortably made their way into the knockouts, the Gnomes had to have some help to get into this stage of the tournament. All signs point to the Dynamo making their way past the pink and green, and into the elite eight stage, where they would likely face group mates of Hypocria. If this does come to pass, Demot will be looking to build off the almost upset from the first matchday, and push past the Hyppos in the upset. However, it is not right to be looking too far into the future, espicially with the tough task ahead of us in the round of sixteen.

Looking back to the game against Milchama, the squad was desperately looking to pull off a win, and put themselves at the gates of group winners, but the horses refused to give the Dynamo that satisfaction. Once again, the Dynamo were caught on their heels early in the match, likely due to playing against horses with riders. It was soo odd for the Dynamo, that they surrendered a goal inside ten minutes with Zar Johnson putting it past Orien in the 9th minute.

Detirimined not to let this oddity startle his squad no longer, Dogood barked strict orders from the sideline that got his squad getting back into form. However, the shock factor would wear on for the duration of the half, with the Dynamo only able to produce a single shot on target. No changes were made during the half, and the Dynamo were finally able to calm their nerves before making the trip back to the pitch. Masteron took the restart, and dished it to Sans, and she took it up the side before cutting to the box and then laying it off to Unitus. The youngster took it calmly, examined his options, and then swent in a decent cross that the acrobatic Black siccor kicked past Fletcher James for the equaliser.

The squad was unable to get the go ahead goal, despite a number of oppurtunities from the forwards. So the squad reluctantly took comfort in the draw, and had to hope that the horses only got a small victory over 95X, which luckily happened for the national team. And now onto the predictions!

Myrtannia vs Aurendia
The hosts have had little troublle in the tournament apart from the last match against the Bettias, expect a 4-1 result.

Bettia vs Vilita & Turori
Ugh, clash of the ugly kity and super power. My inclination is the combined powers of the Eel things will be enough to take down the Bettians, 3-2.

Pacitalia vs Delesa
The Blue Foxes dominate and easily advance. 3-0

Nojika vs The Lowland Clans
Hard to call here, both squads are pretty good established squads, and with them being political rivals, it makes it even that more emphatic. I think the Clansmen find a way to pull it off, 2-2 4-3 win in PKs

Lamoni vs Starblaydia
Lamon are our allies, of course we're taking them. 4-2

Bazalonia vs Milchama
We like the Bazalopes and want to see the horses pay for their draw with us, go Bazalopes! 2-0

Hypocria vs Nedalia
Our group winners will have little problem over the slumping lions of Nedalia, Hyppos 3-1.

Demot vs Az-Cz
We're falling hard on this one. We played out of our minds in the group stage and the luck is bound to be spent. Expect the Gnomes to dominate us very easily as we drop a 5 egg after only conceding 3 in the entire group stage. Az wins 5-2.

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Posted by: Az-cz Jan 20 2007, 09:16 PM

OOC: Myr, could you explain the arrangement of the knockouts more clearly?

Az-cz Scroll
Myrtannia
Nw-Fys

Nested Predictions

As per policy of this paper we provide you with a set of predictions. We like making predictions here at the Scroll. There is one problem with these predictions however. The hosts haven't clearly explained the matchups for the quarterfinals and onwards. It seems unlikely that if they both win the top two teams from a group would meet in the quarterfinals, which is the order they are posted. While that's a possibility, we trust it won't be the way it actually plays out. We believe this will be the route to the finals:

1: A1 v D4 (Myrtannia v Aurendia)
2: B2 v C3 (Demot v Az-cz)
3: D1 v A4 (Pacitalia v Delesa)
4: C2 v B3 (Bazalonia v Milchama)
5: B1 v C4 (Hypocria v Nedalia)
6: A2 v D3 (Bettia v Vilita & Turori)
7: C1 v B4 (Lamoni v Starblaydia)
8: D2 v A3 (Nojika v The Lowland Clans)
9: W1 v W2
10: W3 v W4
11: W5 v W6
12: W7 v W8
13: W9 v 10
14: W11 v W12
15(3PPO): L13 v L14
16(Finals): W13 v W14

Aurendia, the third of the WC30 BoF WC31 qualifiers meets the hosts. Unfortunately for them while the other two remain strong they seem to be regressing, an event that Myrtannia will help along here. Coincidentally the other two meet in what should be the corresponding game. While this ought to be a good game we disagree with our friends from Demot and think they will slip past us, maybe 2-1 or so. In the easiest match to call Pacitalia will roll Delesa. Their reward ought to be the Bazalopes who take down Milchama. Nedalia just doesn't seem to be the same team they once were and can't take down Hypocira. In what should be a fantastic match, expect the Bettians to stop a third straight run to the finas by Vilita & Turori. And in the absolute lead match of the day Lamoni, the defending champs, get a poison pill for winning their group, the purple power of Starblaydia. Expect Lamoni, the other team to play in two straight finals to also go down here. And The Lowland Clans should take down Nojika, a team not as good as their second seed might indicate. That would leave:

Myrtannia v Demot
Pacitalia v Bazalonia
Hypocria v Bettia
Starblaydia v The Lowland Clans

Myrtannia puts an end to Demot's nice run, Pacitalia wins a tight one against Bazalonia, Bettia advances again and Starblaydia continues to rebound from their disappointing group stage. Leaving a semifinals of:

Myrtannia v Pacitalia
Bettia v Starblaydia

The hosts run finally comes to an end against the Pacitalians as does Starblaydia's knockout stage rebirth.

The final two matches then pit Myrtannia versus Starblaydia for third and Pacitalia versus Bettia for the title.

The hosts will finish strong for a third place they can be proud of. And Pacitalia will make history with their first ever AOCAF championship with a solid victory over Bettia.

Posted by: Aurendia Jan 21 2007, 01:48 AM

Etoka Journal-Tribune
“Now with larger print for those hung-over mornings”

Raptors advancing after all, finish qualifiers with 1-0 win over Manhattan Prime

MARI CITY, MYRTANNIA – Aurendia’s AOCAF XVIII experience is apparently not coming to an end just yet. A 1-0 victory over Manhattan Prime left the Raptors securely in 4th place in Group D at the end of qualifying. Unbeknownst to many media personalities throughout the nation, 3rd and 4th place in each group also move on, not just the top two as originally thought.

Despite being notified just prior to kickoff that qualification was still possible for his side, coach Baxman elected to stick with a youth-heavy starting line-up for the Manhattan Prime showdown, a move that ultimately paid off. Although a defensive struggle throughout, the Raptors came out on top thanks to a 33rd minute strike by Amanda Yensen. Despite pressure from the Chippers, that one goal would stand up as the winner.

While sportswriters across Aurendia are now being chewed out by editors for not knowing the logistics of the tournament they are covering, the Raptors are moving to Mari City, for a round of 16 match-up with host side Myrtannia. As an attempt to avoid further erroneous reporting, this paper will not be providing any predictions on this or any of the other upcoming matches.

Scoring:
1. A (A. Yensen 1) 33rd (T. Collins)

OOC: Yah, I really was confused by that. This is definitely preferable though.

Posted by: Nojika Jan 21 2007, 05:54 AM

Pacitalia Upsets Vilita & Turori; Nojika Finished Second in Group D
The 4-2 victory allows the Panthers to finish second and advance for the first time since AOCAF 13

LAHAR, MYRTANNIA -- It was without a doubt an inspiring win for the Blue Foxes of Pacitalia as they cruised to victory over the Jungle Cats of Vilita & Turori with a 4-2 win in Lahar. Surely the match was just as inspiring for the Panthers of Nojika who cheered Pacitalia to victory, securing their second place spot in Group D with a 2-1-1 record and 7 points, just 1 point ahead of Vilita & Turori who crushed the Panthers 7-2 on the second match day.

"I am absolutely proud of what this grouped of uncapped professionals has accomplished. It would be ridiculous for me not to be," said national manager Jerrel Alson after the final whistle had blown at the end of the match, "And now, it's time for all of us to turn it up another notch and prove that we are now a leading force in regional football. This team is like no other Nojika has ever seen and things will only progress from here." With a bye before their knockout match against The Lowland Clans, Nojika has taken advantage of the extra time by resting up and getting in some light practices.

The last time Nojika made it out of their group and into the next round was in the 13th AOCAF, hosted by Krytenia, and they fell short with a 1-2 loss to Pacitalia who only made it as far as the Quarter Finals. And even before then, the Panthers seemed to have made a habit of not advancing out of their group. If there is one Nojikan that is confident about this year's competition, it's Nojikan Captain Robbie Hedeen, "We've done something amazing this year. Finishing second after so many terrible runs at the cup has surely shown that Nojikan football is on the rise, and quickly."

Looking Ahead to the Round of Sixteen

The draw for the next round has pitted the Panthers of Nojika against The Lowland Clans from Group A, who finished their group in a surprising third place with a record of 1-2-2 and just 4 points. "I really can't tell you why [the international media] has made those predictions. It's not like we've been performing badly, we've done very well and will be playing cautiously against [The Lowland Clans]. Maybe they haven't actually watched any of our matches and are basing their predictions, since that's all they are, on how we've done in the past," joked Alson when asked about international media predictions for his side's next match.

The rest of the Round of Sixteen will see Group A winners and hosts Myrtannia (4-0-0) face off against Aurendia (2-0-2), Bettia (3-0-1) will go up against a struggling Vilita & Turori (2-0-2), Group D winners Pacitalia (3-1-0) will look for victory over Group A fourth place finishers Delesa (1-0-3), while political enemies will look to upset political allies and struggling Starblaydia (2-0-2), Bazalonia (2-1-1) have drawn Milchama (2-1-1), struggling Nedalia (1-1-2) have drawn Hypocria (3-0-1), and Demot (2-1-1) will go up against Az-Cz (1-2-1).

Posted by: Nojika Jan 21 2007, 06:33 AM

Associated Press of Nojika Releases Predictions
The APN has released it's predictions for the AOCAF Round of Sixteen

ROZIER, NOJIKA -- With the Panthers of Nojika having finished second in Group D, ahead of the mighty Jungle Cats of Vilita & Turori, the Associated Press of Nojika has only found it necessary to release its predictions for the AOCAF Round of Sixteen. The APN has taken into consideration only past and present form as well as historical team strength.

Myrtannia (4-0-0) vs. Aurendia (2-0-2)
Cup host's Myrtannia have done well and are the only team to win all of their group stage matches. It is without a doubt the advantage of playing at home in front of their fans has been, and will continue to be a boost for the hosts.

Bettia (3-0-1) vs. Vilita & Turori (2-0-2)
Of the two, Bettia are the better side in this year's tournament, and Vilita & Turori have struggled somewhat lately. Any other time, the Jungle Cats would surely come away victorious, but that is not expected this year.

Pacitalia (3-1-0) vs. Delsea (1-0-3)
Pacitalia are most definitely the stronger side in the draw and will most likely come out on top. However, Delsea should not be underestimated, as they have the potential to be great, they just seem to have a difficult time reaching it.

Nojika (2-1-1) vs. The Lowland Clans (1-1-2)
Aside from the Bettian press, most expect The Lowland Clans to come out ahead of the Panthers, but the Nojikans are in great form and are experiencing a high like none other. Expect a close match, but with Nojika coming out on top.

Lamoni (3-1-0) vs. Starblaydia (2-0-2)
This is surely to be the match of the round, as two of the region's top sides will face off once again. Lamoni have done well in their group while Starblaydia have started off slow and lost to two lesser sides in their group.

Bazalonia (2-1-1) vs. Milchama (2-1-1)
Bazalonia are the more established side, but Milchama have looked strong with a 3-2 victory over powerhouse Starblaydia in the group stage. Expect a close, but thrilling match with plenty of chances for both sides.

Hypocria (3-0-1) vs.Nedalia (1-1-2)
Without a doubt, Hypocria will look to come out triumphant over a Nedalian side that barely made it out of their group and are severely struggling this year. Expect a low score but plenty of chances for the Hyppos.

Demot (2-1-1) vs. Az-Cz (1-2-1)
This match will most definitely top the most boring match list when compared to the other matches that will be played. Demot, however, have looked strong and grabbed three points from Starblaydia during the group stage.

OOC: It's after 3:30 AM and I made the above two posts. Excuse any and all typos. I've already seen a few...

Posted by: Hypocria Jan 21 2007, 10:13 AM

Return Of The Peril

Brian Cahill reporting from Mari City, Myrtannia.

There was a reason that everyone associated with the Hypocrian national side were absolutely delighted to have secured top spot in Group B before the Starblaydia game. Namely that, despite their awful form, the Men in Mauve are the top ranked side in the region and can beat any opposition that dares to stand against them. As they proved on a balmy evening at Mari City Park, coming from behind to triumph in a seven goal thriller.

It was a match that highlighted the strengths and weaknesses of both nations. Starblaydia, the best in the region, AOCAF doyens, ripped into the Hyppos but at times showed a huge amount of nerves. While Hypocria showed both the fluid attacking play that they do so well and the fragile defensive qualities that has cost them so often in the past.

In the early stages of the game the purple clad players looked a bundle of nerves, perhaps considering the reaction back in Jhanna should they lose yet again. With such thoughts weighing on the mind is it any wonder the decision making sometimes suffers? Such as when young fallback Fain Ugrubolgdam played a blind back pass intended for his keeper. Unfortunately for him Alex Sousa, a thorn in Starblaydi sides four years ago, was lurking and intercepted the pass before driving into the box and drilling a low shot past the horrendously exposed Balin Grimzabar.

A mistake may have gifted the Hyppos’ their opener but there was little the Men in Mauve could do about the second. Sousa again made a nuisance of himself down the left hand side. Ugrubolgdam slide in hard but the ball ran to Razin who swung in a cross. Costello got his head to the ball but it fell to Vardanyan, coming in from the right. He controlled it on his chest before hitting a dipping volley into the top left hand corner of Grimzaber’s goal. It was an excellent strike, one that brought everyone on the bench to their feet and prompt loud choruses of “Are you 95X in disguise?” from the blue and white army. It doesn’t exactly roll of the tongue but if got the message across.

Unfortunately it seemed to spark the opposition into life and, with time ticking away before the interval, the Starblaydi number 8 Yuri Janizak robbed Bassano in the centre of the park and drove a beautifully weighted through ball that bisected Drago and Ocella. Cruz was onto it in a flash and as Lomaia raced out to face him the Vecchio Victors striker simply clipped the ball over the veteran keeper and into the back of the net. The halftime whistle blew and the deficit halving Starblaydi goal gave both coaches plenty to think about at the break.

Twelve minutes into the second half the tournament’s top seeds looked dead and buried. Sousa’s snap shot had forced a good save from the ‘Blaydis Dwarfish keeper who turned it round a post. Razin drilled the corner in and Victor Morinas, who had been highlighted as a threat by the Starblaydi media prior to the competition’s kickoff, rose highest to power home a header. 3 - 1 and surely game over. Or not, as the Purple Peril finally arrived.

With seventy two minutes on the clock Ramirez found Cruz on the edge of the box and the young forward hit a low drive which took a nasty deflection off Ocella and wrong footed the keeper to help the ball nestle over the goal line. It was obvious to everyone watching that the tide was turning as the Men in Mauve were first to every loose ball and won every 50/50 challenge. And on eighty one a deserved equaliser went in. Prizzoni swung in a corner right into the mix, the defence failed to clear and Charles Barron stabbed the ball through the crowd and over the line.

The five time champions had pulled back from the brink to level but they weren’t going to settle with just a point. A minute into stoppage time Prizzoni went down easily on the right under the challenge of Teale. The referee gave the freekick despite the protestations. The Starblaydi captain Di Bradini, seeing the Hyppos’ defending far too deep, hit an inswinger right on top of the keeper. Lomaia, blocked by his own defenders, couldn’t claim it and the head of Ruiz got the telling touch to complete an excellent fight back.

Hypocria 3 - 4 Starblaydia
Sousa
Vardanyan
Morinas

Despite their win Atlantian Oceania’s number one side could only qualify for the Second Round in fourth place in Group B after Milchama beat 95X 1 - 0 to secure third.

Into The Lion’s Den

You’d think that finishing top of the group would guarantee an easier fixture in the Second Round. Three time runner’s up Nedalia is not our idea of an “easy” fixture. In fact a Verdana derby against possibly your biggest rival is the very last thing you’d want in the second round. The two nations built up a fierce rivalry and fought out some classics at Under-21 level but matches at this level are relatively rare. In fact the sides have only met once before in the AOCAF, eight years ago in Lamoni. Encouragingly that too was a Second Round tie and the Hyppos’ came through 2 - 0.

The Lions, much like the Purple Peril, are performing a helluva long way below what they should be with just one win from their group games. But again like the ’Blaydis they’re more than capable of beating anyone when they’re in the mood.

Around The Round

AOCAF fans rejoice. Football fans in general rejoice. The Second Round draw in Myrtannia has thrown up some mouth-watering games, some of which wouldn’t look out of place as the Final itself. So in true band wagon fashion here are our predictions . . .

Myrtannia (9) v Aurendia (13)
The hosts already had an excellent home record in other sports events prior to the AOCAF and that form has continued into football. Four wins in four, the best record in qualifying, saw the Dryads dominate Group A ahead of former champions Bettia. Aurendia were rather more hit and miss in Group D but the Raptors did manage a win over Vilita/Turori on the opening day. Sadly the opening day was a while ago.
Verdict: Five out of five for the Dryads.

Bettia (4) v Vilita/Turori (2)
Aside from a slip up against the hosts the Arora’s had few problems negotiating Group A. V/T were slightly more erratic and surprisingly finished below both Pacitalia and Nojika in Group D. This tie is far too good for the Second Round with both nations having held the AOCAF title in the past and both still ranked in the region’s top 4. V/T are hoping Bettia will see red but the Aroras have got the firepower to down the men from the Tropics.
Verdict: Bettia getting better.

Pacitalia (5) v Delesa (23)
Easily the most one-sided tie on paper with 18 ranking places between the nations. The Blue Foxes won three and drew one of there group games to top Group D while Delesa managed just one win and scrapped through Group A courtesy of being slightly better than Quakmybush. Forget about it, no upset here folks.
Verdict: It may as well be a bye.

Nojika (15) v The Lowland Clans (10)
More than once in the past we’ve tipped Nojika to achieve something in the AOCAF and they’ve not even come close. Now it looks like the Panther’s have finally got themselves together and second place in a tricky looking Group D is testimony to that. TLC have a similarly unimpressive record in past tournaments and a win over Delesa was a rare high point in qualifying. Nojika may never have a better chance of advancing.
Verdict: Panthers pounce.

Lamoni (3) v Starblaydia (1)
The reigning champions against the number one seeds. Third in the region against first. One of the biggest games in AO. What is this match doing in this round? The Hawks are in good form while the Men in Muave, well, aren’t. But Lamoni have a truly terrible record against it’s eastern rival with just one win in past competitions. And you know the Purple Peril would just love to end Lamonian dreams.
Verdict: No idea quite honestly.

Bazalonia (11) v Milchama (12)
Lahar will host a game between two nations who will both fancy there chances of advancing. Neither side has much of a pedigree in past editions of the AOCAF and both come into the Second Round with almost identical records. But the Warrior’s are still messing around with that bloody horse so if there’s any justice they’ll be on a flight home pretty soon.
Verdict: The circus is finally leaving town.

Hypocria (7) v Nedalia (8)
Another blood and thunder Verdana derby between two closely matched sides. Ranking, current form and the foreign media all favour the Hyppos. So why are we still terrified?
Verdict: It won’t be 0 - 0.

Demot (17) v Az-cz (20)
At the start of the tournament you probably wouldn’t have tipped either of these sides to make the quarters. But one of them is going to get there. Both sides only lost a single game in qualifying but Demot managed two wins to Az-cz’s one. And we know first hand how impressive the Dynamos looked in Group B. Tough call but Demot might just edge it.
Verdict: Az-cz gnomeward bound.

Posted by: Myrtannia Jan 21 2007, 05:30 PM

Special Announcement from the Myrtannian Alliance of Football Clubs

In order to better clarify the route which knockout teams will traverse in order to reach the Final, the MAFC's special AOCAF governing body has decided to release this schedule of matches. It matches up with the speculated model first detailed by Az-Cz, since it is what the MAFC had in mind. It just... didn't come out that way when the Ro16 matches were first posted up.. early in the morning by a staff member with the flu.

Ro16 1: Myrtannia v Aurendia
R016 2: Demot v Az-cz
Ro16 3: Pacitalia v Delesa
R016 4: Bazalonia v Milchama
R016 5: Hypocria v Nedalia
R016 6: Bettia v Vilita & Turori
R016 7: Lamoni v Starblaydia
R016 8: Nojika v The Lowland Clans

QF 1: W1 v W2
QF 2: W3 v W4
QF 3: W5 v W6
QF 4: W7 v W8

SF 1: WQF 1 v WQF 2
SF 2: WQF 3 v WQF 4

3/4 Place PO: LSF 1 v. LSF 2
Cup Final: WSF 1 v WSF 2

Posted by: Az-cz Jan 21 2007, 05:51 PM

From the desk of Noz-Tf

C isn't for capitalization

We would like to remind the other nations of Atlantian Oceania that the "c" in Az-cz is not capatalized but rather written in lower case. In reading through many of the predictions from foreign nations we have noticed a great amount of confusion about this issue. Even are hosts seem to be messing it up. However we would like to take the time to thank Hypocria for their dilligence and care in maintaining proper capitalization. We realize that it is confusing as most individual names, and names of other places are double captialized, but the country's name is not. We appreciate your time and understanding.

Noz-Tf
President, Az-cz Football Federation

Posted by: Myrtannia Jan 21 2007, 05:58 PM

And what would the Round of 16 be without the "Original Unpaid Intern Predictions" from the Sports department of the Halosen News-Times?

Demot vs Az-cz

Demot made a surprisingly strong showing in a tough Group B, in which they won two matches en route to second in the group. The Dynamos are looking strong going into the knockouts, and could be very dangerous if they keep up the same level of play they've shown so far. As far as the Gnomes go, Az-cz has played pretty well too, making the knockouts despite predictions earlier that they might take a wooden spoon at the end of the group stage. They didn't.. yet. But the Dynamos will be happy to give it to them now.

Our line: Demot sends Az-cz packing, 2-1.

Pacitalia vs Delesa

After a rocky group stage, Delesa have still at last recieved a knockout birth by virtue of being better than Quakmybush. That's where their luck runs out. Pacitalia's Blue Foxes won Group D against some stiff competition, their only non-win being a draw with Nojika (who finished second in the group). We don't know anyone who thinks Delesa can win this one.

Our line: Blue Foxes roll, 3-0.

Bazalonia v Milchama

The Bazacubs have been resurgent this AOCAF, finishing second in their group and getting strong positioning for the Round of 16. Their opponents from Milchama also did surprisingly well, finishing above Starblaydia in third place. Milchama's 3-2 win over the Purple Peril was a shocker to be sure, but are they really good enough to produce in the knockouts? Bazalonia would certainly like to get through to the Quarters, and Milchama's horses won't stop them.

Our line: Bazacubs send Milchama to the glue factory, 2-0.

Hypocria v Nedalia

This is one of those matchups that looks tantalizing on paper, but ultimately won't live up to its billing. Despite a top ten ranking, the Lions haven't done a whole lot for themselves so far, most recently being throttled 0-4 by Lamoni. Hypocria, on the other hand, have been very dominant in their group, just narrowly losing to a surging Starblaydi team on Day Five. Unless you're a Hypo fan, there won't be much to watch in this match.

Our line: Hypos bowl over bumbling Lions, 4-1.

Bettia v Vilita & Turori

Ah, a real thriller on paper that won't end up being extremely one-sided. Bettia's only blemish was a close loss to the host nation, and the Young 'Uns will be looking to overcome another team in red this time. V&T have made the Final in each of the past two AOCAFs, but stumbled out of the gate in Group D. While not as bad in the final standings as Starblaydia, V&T will have to have more than just the brilliant Kristopher Kilpter going for them to overcome the Bettian charge.

Our line: Kilpter isn't enough this time as Young 'Uns move on, 3-2.

Lamoni v Starblaydia

Our pick for match of the round. Lamoni are coming off a pair of highs - winning their first AOCAF cup four years ago, and winning their group this time around fairly easily. Starblaydia have been in a funk, it seems, losing their first two matches before something clicked - they haven't lost since. The Purple Peril could well be back in form to stay after an impressive 4-3 win over Hypocria on Day Five. Lamoni, on the other hand, might be a little complacent after having such an easy time against faltering Nedalia. We don't think that's the case, though. Expect a very tough match.

Our line: Not sure, it'll be decided by one goal - one play could tip the balance here. Right now, we'll be cautiouslly optimistic about picking Lamoni, 1-0.

Nojika vs TLC

TLC have struggled again in AOCAF play, finishing third in Group A, better than only Delesa and Quakmybush. Nojika, on the other hand, have looked very good in their first truly engaged AOCAF in a very long time. Plenty of people like the Clans to win this one, possibly because of their political leanings. Reality suggests that the Panthers' time has come.

Our line: Panthers finally advance, 3-1.

Posted by: Myrtannia Jan 21 2007, 06:30 PM

RP Cutoff for Round of 16

Posted by: Bazalonia Jan 22 2007, 01:47 AM

James Gaines had recovered to the point where he could go around places in a wheelchair, and was certainly the bane of the nurses in the Bazalonian hospital now that he had been relocated back to Bazalonia. Infact James was very stubborn as a you might expect and demanded to go to the BFSA headquarters... What he found was Andrew Coulter in an office that actually seemed ordered. Of course they received advanced warning from the Nurses so that they could ensure that they had things just incase James needed them.

"So how are the Bazacubs going in Myrtannia, mate?" asked James

"Good, they've made it into the Ro16 and just beat Milchama, they next face the Blue foxes in the quarters."

James nodded, "I want to talk to them, can you get the coach on the phone? who is their coach anyway?"

"Umm.. not sure. But I will be glad to get them on the phone." sadi Andrew he looked arounbd for the hpone before realising it was just infront of him and to his right. Andrew coulter picked up the handset and dialed the number for the hotel in Mrytannia where the Bazacubs where staying.

"Hello?"

"Ah, coach glad I caught you."

"Yeah."

"uhuh.."

"righto then, James' here and he wants to talk with you guys.... Do you have a speaker phone?"

"Alright, alright here he is." said Andrew passing on the phone to James.

"So how do you reckon you'll do against the Blue foxes?"

"Uhuh..... yep... Really?"

"Okay.."

"I'd be glad to, tell them to look after their bones and their bones will look after them."

"I better go.. Tell the team 'Good luck and I know you can do it.'"

"Yep, no.. okay then Bye..."

and with that James hung up the phone.

"So....?" Andrew prompted

"Oh nothing, I think we'll have a chance against the Blue Foxes and the teams is very glad to hear that I am alright. maybe we could get to the Semi's, we'd probably face the Myrtannians if we did though."

"So anything else you want to do while you are here?" asked Andrew... James shook his head "nope that's really... oh wait I wanted to say something to my.. I mean your secretary."

She came up and said.. "Don't worry... I'll be back soon" almost more of a whisper than anything else.

And so they left JAmes and the medical entourage annd went back to the hospital now that he satisfied that things where at least sort of running.

Posted by: Lamoni Jan 22 2007, 06:13 AM

Purple Peril Blunted

If Starblaydia thought that that sixth AOCAF title was elusive before this match, it got even more elusive now. The Hawks dealt a major blow to the Starblaydi ego with a 3-0 PK win, after a 1-1 regulation; and 0-0 extra time showdown. While the Starblaydi ego took a hit, Lamoni now has a much better chance of repeating their title win of AOCAF XVII. The Hawks face neighbors Nojika next, and the more radical Lamonian bookies are calling it an "Easy Lamonian win."

The Hawks know better than to discount anyone, however; especially in the knockouts. We defeated two teams (Bettia and Starblaydia, AOCAF XVII) that the 'experts' said that we couldn't defeat in a million years. The Nojikan Panthers have shown good form, getting farther in AOCAF XVIII than they have for quite a long time. Meanwhile, the Hawks (with the exception of the draw against Az-cz) went through their group like a hot knife through butter. Even better for Lamoni, the Hawks have a positive record against the Nojikan Panthers.

The match against Starblaydia was no picnic, however. Lamoni came out early determined to dominate the intensity of the match; scoring in the first minute (Drugah Farani) by aggressive ball handling. The Men in Muave didn't get that many chances to even look at the Lamonian net, and their only goal of the match came at eighty nine minutes in (Charles Barron). The final whistle sounded, and the match was tied at 1-1. The entire Extra Time period boiled down to Lamoni's defense blunting Starblaydia's offense, and vice-versa. Still tied at 1-1, the match went into the penalty kick phase. Lamonian Team Captain Drugah Farani scored with a shot to the upper left of the Starblaydi net. His Starblaydi opponent's shot was blocked by the Hawks keeper. This would happen twice more; giving the Hawks their second straight victory over the Men in Muave; and significantly denting the Starblaydi AOCAF ego. This represents the first time in a long time that the Purple Peril has failed to make it to at least the Semi-Finals. Are they on the wane? No one seems to know.

Lamoni - 4 Drugah Farani (1, PK) , Zan Quest (PK) , Kellin Schmidt (PK)

Starblaydia - 1 Charles Barron (89)

Posted by: Lamoni Jan 22 2007, 06:22 AM

Time for the QF Predictions

Marvin Godlevsky
Nephi Times
Halosen, Myrtannia

Our team of unpaid interns have returned to offer their Quarter Final predictions for AOCAF XVIII:

Myrtannia vs Demot

Myrtannia is on fire here on it's own turf, and we would be surprised if they lost to a Demot team that is in fairly good form.

Pacitalia vs Bazalonia

Pacitalia should win this one, but there is a 1 in 4 chance that Bazalonia could pull off an upset here.

Hypocria vs V/T

The steamrollers of AOCAF XVI against the team that we defeated in order to win the cup in AOCAF XVII. Hypocria is in better form, and we think that this might translate into another number to add to the Hypocrian win column.

Lamoni vs Nojika

Us against our Northern Neighbors. We have the better ranking, the *MUCH* better KPB, and the better form. So... why do we still have a lingering doubt? Lamoni wins.

Posted by: Myrtannia Jan 22 2007, 03:18 PM

Caffoso, Zlotnik Beat Raptors; Dynamos Up Next

MARI CITY - It didn't look like a close matchup on paper, did it? Myrtannia, the unbeaten champions of Group A as well as the host nation of the AOCAF, against Aurendia, fourth place in Group D. But Aurendia, lest we forget, did upset AOCAF XVII finalist Vilita & Turori on opening day. If they could resurrect that level of play for the knockouts, things would be much more interesting at Mari City Park.

Things did seem more somber in the Dryads locker room before the match, as Coach Zentrescu gave a pre-game strategy talk. No details came out, but the team in white kits with blue and orange trim looked very serious as they made their way onto the pitch. Despite a huge roar from their support section - which was a slight majority of people in the stadium - the Dryads merely nodded or waved before refocusing on the task at hand.

One question that had been asked in countless papers, chatrooms, etc. in Myrtannia was whether the pressure to produce at home would catch up to the Dryads eventually. It almost looked like it on Day One, and it could have happened against Bettia on Day Five. Yet so far, Myrtannia's team had persevered.

But Aurendia was neither Quakmybush or Bettia. The Raptors, who won twice en route to their knockout berth, seemed just as focused on not putting out another sub-par effort on the pitch. With the stage set, the opening gun began the Dryads' first Round of 16 game since an extra-time victory over ASMV eight years ago in Lamoni.

From the start, both teams tried to assert their dominance on the pitch. This resulted in the sort of back-and-forth battle that Myrtannian football fans are used to seeing by now. First the Dryads would attack, then the Raptors would make the save and counter attack, and vice versa. Both sides' keepers were kept busy as Myrtannia and Aurendia combined for a large number of attempts on goals. The collection of near-misses caused many 'ooos' and 'aaahs' from the assembled supporters.

The play of the keepers - Rosario Zlotnik (Myrtannia) and Kevin Sullivan (Aurendia) - was so good that there was talk in the stands of both being candidates for Man of the Match. Men of the Match, more like it. At the half, neither keeper had allowed the ball to slip past, and it was tied at 0-0.

"As we expected, Aurendia's really stepping up to the plate today. That just means we're going to have to push back a bit harder to send them home," assistant coach Tocarra Khat expressed.

Much of the second half mirrored the type of action seen in the first - back and forth as both teams tried to take control with one shot of the ball. Time went by fast as neither the Dryads nor the Raptors could quite get a shot in. But, as we always see in crucial matches like this, something had to give. One team would have to begin tiring at some point. Unfortunately for the visitors, it was the Raptors that showed their fatigue first.

After another stint of playing back for a defensive stand, the Dryads switched to the attack again with ten minutes remaining. Everything looked promising from the beginning - the Aurendians were caught out of position, and the sudden blitz seemed to overwhelm them. It started with Marti Gabeline intercepting a pass intended for Raptors striker Ashley Campbell. Gabeline then passed it out to the right, where Jettie Cassetty was waiting.

Cassetty pushed forward, then found the veteran Dania Figary positioning herself at the top of the penalty box. A pass later, Figary had the ball, cut left, and then faked a shot at goal and passed it back to a waiting Sheron Caffoso. Caffoso, with a straight look at the goal, pushed forward a couple steps, then ripped off a shot into the upper right corner. This time it went past Sullivan, and Myrtannia was up 1-0. That would be all that was needed, offensively speaking.

The rest of the match was back to playing defense as best they could, and preventing a late Aurendia equaliser. When the final horn sounded, there was some pumping of fists in the air, but no huge celebration. On to the Quarterfinals.

After shaking hands with the Raptors players to congratulate them on making it this far, and for a good match, the Dryads headed back to their lockers for the post match meeting with the coaching staff. Zentrescu once again discussed strategy with them, what worked and what didn't against Aurendia, and then a preview of their next opponents: Demot.

"Demot has an excellent side this AOCAF, one that's done very well for itself. With more experience, I can see them becoming a contender a few AOCAFs from now," team captain Figary expressed, "They've got a lot of potential."

The Dynamos are through to the Quarts after defeating Az-cz to the tune of 3-2 in the Round of 16. It could be a very interesting match between the up and coming Demot side, and a Myrtannia side that's only just begun to realize its potential contender status in the past couple AOCAFs. Both nations should be at the top of their games, so expect an entertaining match at Skalatur International.

Elsewhere, the Round of 16 generally panned out as expected, with Pacitalia, Bazalonia, Hypocria, and Nojika all advancing. Lamoni edged out Starblaydia in penalties, leading us to wonder what's happened to the now eerily silent Men in Muave. Vilita & Turori continued their impressive turnaround with a 4-2 win over Bettia that sets them up with a Quarterfinal match against Hypocria. Plenty of interesting matches to watch in the Quarterfinals, and AIR 4 has announced they will broadcast each one, though some will be time-delayed for UIM broadcasts.

The final from Mari City Park:

Myrtannia 1 - 0 Aurendia
(Caffoso 82')

Posted by: Nojika Jan 22 2007, 05:24 PM

Panthers Advance to AOCAF Quarter Finals
For the first time in their history, Nojika have advanced to the quarter finals

SKALATUR, MYTRANNIA -- Reports of the death of Nojika’s quarter final chances, have, as it would seem, been somewhat exaggerated.

Media outlets around the region still maintain strong doubts about Jerrel Alson’s ability to get the very best out his talented ‘golden generation’ when an early own goal from central defender Leonardo Roering sent The Clans’ fans into a frenzy.

However, with a victory underpinned by the creativity of star winger Antoine Billet and brought to fruition by the finishing power of Preston Greeves and national captain Robbie Hedeen, Nojika continues its campaign to AOCAF glory.

Their 2-1 victory ensured they would advance to the quarter finals, something that has proved elusive in prior competitions, and seemed impossible after a devastating defeat at the hands of Vilita & Turori on the second match day of the group stage.

Once again, Alson was indebted to Greeves, whose 5th goal for his country fired Nojika to equal terms early in the second half. Then again, they wouldn’t have needed to equalize if it weren’t for a defensive lapse after thirteen minutes that sent a back pass from Leonardo Roering into his own net. However, Nojika came again and Panther captain Hedeen proved his growing influence as he hit the winner with nine minutes left.

Alson was given signs of encouragement by the deployment of Dylan Vanes into a holding role -- allowing Adldo Samec to roam forward more feely.

Once again, Billet was at the center of all of Nojika’s best moves, underlining his pivotal role in the side. While he struck one free-kick wide and Hedeen and the increasingly confident Rudy Greeves, the best early chance fell to Vanes, whose control let him down. But despite some early misplaced passes, Vanes’ tackling ability came to Nojika’s rescue on several occasions in his experimental role as a holding midfielder.

When Billet gave the ball away, he was quickly across to dispossess the Clans’ attacker, while he also produced an excellent interception just as a Clans’ striker was poised to shoot. Still, it was Billet who was the Panthers’ creative force and one wonderful turn left his marker dazed and confused as he fired a shot that flew narrowly over the goal.

Not that Nojika played at their absolute best, but they seized the equalizer on 50 minutes when Billet’s corner fell to Preston Greeves on the edge of the penalty area and instinctively sent his shot into the far corner, out of reach of the opposing goal keeper.

The goal was the cue for Nojika to step up the pressure, but it was the right winger from the Clans that opened up the defense before crossing for unmarked Clans forward to strike his volley to goal, but Potempa’s quick reactions and anticipation saved the Panthers from going down again. Jarrett Betance’s crossing was just as impressive when he produced one pinpoint delivery for Rudy Greeves, whose header was well saved by the Clans’ keeper.

The Nojikan fans were clearly becoming frustrated with their teams’ slow build up, urging them to speed up their temp, a style that suits them much better.

The Lowland Clans’ keeper pulled off two more spectacular saves, one from Billet and another to deny a curling shot from Samec, but finally, the breakthrough came with nine minutes left. The Panthers poured through the midfield and when Vanes sent an inviting ball forward to Hedeen, he thrashed his volley into the net.

Alson moved swiftly to reinforce his midfield with Emmett Assad and Wes Derenberger, and victory was dully achieved. So to was their advancement into the quarter finals.

Nojika: 2 - 1 :The Lowland Clans
(P. Greeves 50’, Hedeen 81’) - (OG Roering 13’)

Posted by: Pacitalia Jan 22 2007, 05:41 PM

Precision play, lopsided matchup helps Blue Foxes back into the quarterfinals
Pacitalia downs Delesa for the second time in as many historical contests; Raduvani earns clean sheet

BLACKHEART, MYRTANNIA (PSN) -- The Blue Foxes were riding high after earning some revenge over the Jungle Cats on the final day of the group stage, doubling up Vilita and Turori by a final score of 4-2. But for interim manager Sergei Saganyarov and his Pacitalians it was time to channel that elation and positive energy into confidence in the round of sixteen, and thus, a win.

Before the match, Saganyarov touched on the past failures of the Blue Foxes. "I know this team has had a knack for coming up just short, but don't fault them for it. Rather, we should look back and see how much this squad has learned from its mistakes in the past, how much it has learned in regards to the effort needed to pull all the way through to the final. As long as we concentrate and work as a team out there I see no reason why it can't be our year to win this."

Happy though the Blue Foxes were at running full-tilt through the group stage, capturing three wins and a draw and remaining unbeaten, they seemed to be unable to concentrate that confidence from the previous match into confidence for the match at hand. Like the Myrtannians before them, they entered the pitch area not with smiles on their faces or any mass acknowledgement of the crowd's support, but merely anxious nods and curt waves that only served to recognise that they had the backing of a good two-thirds of the assembled crowd in Blackheart.

The match began as any traditional Blue Foxes match would: kickstarting the offensive drive early. Bookies and foreign newspapers were calling this Ro16 matchup one of the most lopsided in AOCAF history, with the fifth-ranked Pacitalians facing a Delesa squad wallowing down in 23rd on the AOFA rankings. Indeed, the Foxes were in control of the match from start to finish, though their facial expressions and body language before kickoff seemed to show opposite emotions. Just three minutes in the nervousness on the Blue Foxes squad looked to be nicely evaporated as Ambrosino Giurimano peeled off a shot that Javier Topper only managed to just save, the ball bouncing off his fingertips and out for a corner.

On the ensuing kick from the corner Andolfabio Vunghiasso found Andreos Charisteas lurking in the back right of the box and spun a chip to the right midfielder, but Charisteas could not find a hole through the traffic in front of goal and the ball bounced off the chest of Patrick O'Casey, who had been jumping up to block Charisteas' shot. Five more chances ensued in the first ten minutes and seemed to put Pacitalia in a more confident state of mind heading into the last twenty minutes of the first half. By the time half an hour had passed, it was finally time for a goal, and with the double-blue faithful egging on its starting eleven, Veranace d'Amantano made a move, a nifty heel-pass back to Vunghiasso, who rocketed a shot into the box and found Ambrosino Giurimano waiting for the redirect. That goal sent the Blue Fox fans into a frenzy as, after twenty-nine minutes of less and less nervous shot-taking, the team was rewarded with a one goal advantage.

Delesa United's play began to collapse from there, with several defenders taking unnecessary yellow cards. No reds were shown, however, but the entire back formation for Delesa now had cautions hanging over their heads. Sloppier and sloppier Delesa's play became, until the severely undisciplined squad finally committed a costly error allowing Charisteas to streak forward, breaking past the defence. By the time the defence caught up, Charisteas had already beaten Topper with a ground-hugging, curving punt to put the Blue Foxes up 2-0 in the 51st.

The Blue Foxes settled back into defending their lead and helping keeper Cristianu Raduvani to his first clean sheet of AOCAF18, but another defensive miscue by the Delesans left the Blue Foxes wide open to successfully convert a third goal just seven minutes after their second score, thanks to the fancy footwork of Giurimano and Veranace d'Amantano. The captain pocketed his third of the tournament with 32 minutes to go and promptly winked to the fans before leading the team back to settle into defensive mode.

It's the Bazalopes next for Pacitalia: the Bazalonian squad edged Milchama 2-1 in Lahar and will try to upset the Blue Foxes in Salahadin City, where the Pacitalians drew 1-1 with Nojika. The host Myrtannians advanced as well, beating Aurendia 1-0, while Demot edged Az-Cz, Hypocria nailed Nedalia and Lamoni eliminated their archrivals Starblaydia in penalty kicks. Nojika themselves are advancing to the quarterfinals for the first time in their history, having eliminated perennial mediocrators The Lowland Clans 2-1.

"We play our game, we take control early, and we'll be in the semifinals," captain Veranace d'Amantano said upon being informed of the Bazalonians' burning desire to upset the Blue Foxes and eliminate them. "It's not an easy task but it's manageable. It's time that we step up to the plate and win ourselves a championship."

From Blackheart, Myrtannia:
Pacitalia 3 : 0 Delesa
PAC: Giurimano 29', Charisteas 51', d'Amantano 58'
DLS: None

NEXT UP: PAC v BAZ (QF), DLS v n/a (eliminated)

Posted by: Nojika Jan 22 2007, 06:11 PM

Alson and Amoa Looking Forward to Clash with Hawks
Nojika's former internation stars are preparing their side for a historical move against the Lamoni Hawks

SKALATUR, MYRTANNIA -- Both former international stars Jerrel Alson and Carlos Amoa are reportedly preparing their side for yet another meeting between the Panthers and the Hawks. What's different about this meeting than those prior is that it will be in a round that even their managers have never played in in this competition, let alone any other Nojikan. "We all understand just how important this next match is. We are going up against giants in football, and it is our mission to rise to the top, and that now means we must go through Lamoni," said assistant and former team mate to Alson, Carlos Amoa, "We weren't expected to beat The Lowland Clans, and we surely are not expected to be triumphant over the Hawks. But that's where reality and speculation differ. We've proved we can do it, and now we must prove ourselves again."

After their inspiring win against favored The Lowand Clans, the Nojikan Panthers have been given the task to deal with the Lamoni Hawks in the Quarter Finals. "We set our goal well before the start of the competition. We have just one goal that each of us are working towards, and that is doing the impossible. We want to be recognized as a powerhouse in regional football, and that means going against the odds," said captain Robbie Hedeen who proved just how influential he is to his team mates during their victory over The Lowland Clans when he rallied the troops to pull back two goals; "Bring on Lamoni. We are more than happy to deal with them. It's almost to bad that they already took out Starblaydia, we would have loved to face them too."

In the past, the Panthers have not had a great deal of success against Lamoni, but that was clearly a part of the past, as Nojika have already pushed themselves into a position nobody thought possible. Even the Nephi Times from Lamoni stated that Nojika is "...One surprise away from not finishing last." Could this really be the year that Nojika push themselves up from a drought of professional stars to upsetting the stars of the past?

Yes, stars of the past. There is no doubt Lamoni have done well to have accomplished what they have thus far, but it was not unexpected. Many believe that reaching the ability and level of the Starblaydia's and Lamoni's of the world is the greatest level to achieve in football. But what about the little guys? What about the teams that are expected to fight to not finish last in their group and have another pathetic competition? What can be said about these sides when they finish second in their group behind a powerful side like Pacitalia and ahead of a historically strong Vilita & Turori team? Are they still just piss-ants, or have they achieved a whole new level of technical skill and mental ability? The Blues, Panthers, Nojikans, or whatever else they are called these days are convinced they have reached a whole new level of professionalism and are confident, but not complacent, about where they are going this year, "This is football. Things happen that you can't control and we all know that. [Yes], we are confident about facing Lamoni, but we're certainly not over-confident, and we have [Jerrel Alson and Carlos Amoa] to thank for that. Their experience and wisdom has helped us, and will continue to help us throughout the remaineder of this competition and for competitions to come," said 33 year old goalkeeper, Monte Potempa, whose own experience has led his team to the great success they've experienced thus far.

Round of 16 Fixtures

Tomorrow, Nojika (3-1-1) will face Lamoni (4-1-0) who advanced after defeating Starblaydia in a penalty shootout. Meanwhile, cup hosts Myrtannia (5-0-0) will face Demot (3-1-1), Pacitalia (4-1-0) will play Bazalonia (3-1-1) and the Hyypos of Hypocria (4-0-1) will go up against Vilita & Turori (3-0-2).

"But that's where reality and speculation differ. We've proved we can do it, and now we must prove ourselves again."
- Jerrel Alson, International Manager

Posted by: Bazalonia Jan 22 2007, 06:20 PM

To Whom it may concern;

It distresses me that in the article entitled "Precision play, lopsided matchup helps Blue Foxes back into the quarterfinals" it refers to the Bazalonian Bazalopes having played against Milchama and with an upcoming match against the Pacitalian Blue Foxes. Infact this is not the case the Bazacubs, the Bazalonian national U'21 team are infact the team that the Pacitalians will be facing and the Milchamians have faced.

Do you see a mention of Peter Hobble, Andrew Creek or any other of the nations strong players from the main national adult team? Of course this is a rhetorical question with an implied answer of no. Please ensure you get the team right next time because it implies that the Bazalonian national team is participating in the AOCAF which it certainly is not.

Yours Sincerly, Anonymous Frustrated Bazacub Fan

Posted by: Nojika Jan 22 2007, 06:31 PM

Associated Press of Nojika Releases Quarter Final Predictions
For the first time in history, Nojika advances to the quarter finals, and we have the predicted outcomes of each match

ROZIER, NOJIKA -- The Blues have, for the first time in their history forced themselves into the quarter finals of the AOCAF. The 2-1 victory over The Lowland Clans secured their place in this historical appearance for the Blues. The APN has taken into consideration only past and present form as well as historical team strength.

Myrtannia (5-0-0) vs. Demot (3-1-1)
Once again cup hosts Myrtannia have crushed their opponent and have continued their outstanding form. It will be up to Demot to withstand the pressure and the confident hosts as they look to continue to cruise to glory. Perhaps Demot's only chance is to take the Myrtannia side to a shootout where they will have to rely more on their technical skill.

Pacitalia (4-1-0) vs. Bazalonia (3-1-1)
Pacitalia, without a doubt looks to be the stronger of the two sides, but Bazalonia have looked more comfortable on the pitch. Many expect Pacitalia and Bazalonia to fight to the death, but that may not be so. Both will start out looking to defend their own net, and it will be the Blue Foxes that begin to push as Bazalonia may sit back and defend until they catch a lucky break.

Hypocria (4-1-0) vs. Vilita & Turori (3-0-2)
The Hyypos will look to continue their great form and will likely look to counter attack. The Jungle Cats on the other hand are still looking desperately to turn things around and begin to dominate just as they once did in the regional competition. Surely, the Jungle Cats and this years' form should not be taken for granted, as they have proved they can strike at any time.

Lamoni (4-1-0) vs. Nojika (3-1-1)
Once again the Blues are the underdogs and will look to do become giant killers in this rounds biggest match. Lamoni defeated Starblaydia in the Round of 16 and will attempt to stand tall against a talented and strong Nojikan team. It's expected that Nojika will come out quick looking to put the Hawks on their heels early and do the unexpected and continue to shock their opponenets

Posted by: Pacitalia Jan 22 2007, 08:14 PM

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The Pacitalian Sports Network would like to make a correction regarding a report published early this morning on our website, PSN.pc. In it PSN.pc staff said that the Blue Foxes would face the Bazalopes in the quarterfinals of the 18th Atlantian Oceanian Cup of Association Football. This is incorrect; it is indeed the Bazacubs competing in this incarnation of AOCAF. We sincerely apologise for the misunderstanding and the confusion and hope that this correction rectifies the problem.

Pietro San Corazzino
Vice President, Content Operations
Pacitalian Sports Network

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Posted by: Demot Jan 22 2007, 10:13 PM

Demot Daily ~ Sometimes You Just Get Lucky

While celebrations spark throughout the nation with the Dynamo's first ever win in an AOCAF knockout match, the squad itself is counting their blessings and preparing hard not to get humilated in their next match. Despite the success of the squad up to this date in the tournament, and the high praise it has been recieving from foreign media outlets, this squad is indeed not high on itself. Perhaps this is a a reflection of their manager's modest and humble attitude taking over the squad, or simply that this squad does not truly believe in their capibilities. Whichever the case, they have been hard pressed to sing their own praises, as has the home grown media. I had predicted that the Dynamo were to crash out of the AOCAF KOs with a bang, saying the Gnomes of Az-cz would tear out the heart of the Dynamo with a resounding five to two defeat. Instead, the squad whacked the Gnomes a close three to two affair in regulation. Their reward for the triumph is not a very enviable one, with the hosts of Myrtannia as their elite eight opponents.

The squad was fortunate to knock off the Pink and Green of Az-cz, with a late strike from the timid reserve midfielder of Edmund Vorca in the eighty-seventh minute to seal the deal. Even that didn't come too easy for the Dynamo, bouncing off one upright, rolling across the line, knocking off the other, before finally angling into the netting. The Dynamo have had luck on their side this entire tournament, for some reason or the other, and that strike right there was the epitomy of it. However, how the squad got to that point does need the telling.

The game started off quite testy, each squad taking it to the other with everything they had, each squad nearly putting one past the other in those opening minutes if not for some extraordinary work from the keepers. Both sides seathed with energy, ready to get that final push that would break their oppisitions back and allow them that one great scoring chance that comes in the game. It would be the Dynamo to crack first, with the Az-cz attack finally wearing down the backline around the twenty-sixth minute. Ho-Lee Chung gingerly worked past Sans and then was able to turn Hostra inside out. With Fe-Do making their run, Chung put a perfect through ball in front of Fe-Do, who launched the shot on contact. Orien guessed right with his dive, but the ball hit his elbow and flew over him and into the net.

The Az-cz attack would not let up afterwards, however this proved to be their downfall as masteron stripped the inexpienced youngster Zk-Rv at the halfway line. Flanked by Argonot and Unitus, the trio broke down the pitch on a perfect counter, leaving Bu-Ru and Pu-Go in their dust. The poor exposed Za-Rv had little chance when he deflected the intial shot by Unitus right back at Masteron, who had little problem volleying the ball into the back of the empty net to eqaulise everything in the thrity-seventh minute.

The Dynamo would find the back of the net once more before the half was through, as they began a methodical attack in the forty-third minute, and really put the pressure on the Az-cz back four to step up. They would not prove up to the challange as the orange clad squad worked it in deep into the Gnomes half, with Masteron holding it in the corner. Weighing his options, he dished it back to Allison Lucas who was waiting unmarked at the top of the box. The lass calmly collected the ball, and feigned a hard shot to the right, spun left, and launched a corner seeking missle past a fray of bodies in the box. Za-Rv was unable to even get a glimpse of the shot before it went into the far corner's netting, and put the Dynamo up as they headed into the locker room.

The two squads came out fighting once more in the second half. The physical play finally unnerved the ref who showed a yellow to Nikalas Gooden in the 63rd minute for a sliding tackle from the side, his second of the tournament, and a red to EE-Or for taking down Pamelia Dwight from behind after she had stripped him of the ball in the 70th minute. However, the restart would prove disasterious for the Dynamo as Masteron shanked it right to Chung. The Az-cz attacking midfielder needed no invitation and fired a sharp, hard, and swerving shot from 28 yards out that curved away from Orien as he dove for it, and skipped into the back of the net, leveling the things once more in the 72nd minute.

However, with the loss of their captain, the Az-cz side was exposed both in numbers and in spirit. Dogood realized this, and brought on the young Vorca in place of the older Argonot. With the fresh legs, the squad began to pound the midfield and backline of the Gnomes, when Ysman would finally find Vorca in the eighty-seventh minute for that amazing game winning goal. After shaking hands and exchanging jerseys, the Dynamo were on the team bus heading back to the hotel, not to celebrate, but to begin watching film on their upcoming oppenents.

With the dominance that the hosts have shown throughout the tounament, Dogood has decided a switch in the line up is called for. The changes are easily spotted, with him exachanging the expierence of some of the older players, for the zeal and youthful enthusiasm some of the unexpierenced players have. A few of these players are looking back to avenging their loss to the Myrtannians back in the inagural AO-U21 championship match. The line-up for the match will be as follows:

GK - Alexander Orien - 24 - Ropper FC
GK - Polymus Indol - 32 - DS Assegai

DF - Pamelia Dwight - 28 - Cathedral Spooks DC (Assegai)
DF - Roger Thorax - 24 - Santa Rosa FC
DF - Julian Mataios - 25 - Ropper FC
DF - Nikalas Gooden - 30 - Bellwater Tidal Wave
DF - Arnold Hostra - 33 - Skyhaven FC
DF - Allison Lucas - 34 - DS Assegai
DF - Slyvester Wright - 27 - Freestone FC
DF - Jorge Morsa - 28 - Bellwater Tidal Wave

MF - David Masteron- 30 - Skyhaven FC ©
MF - Christi Sans, 24, Maracruse Typhoon
MF - David Argonot - 30 - Santa Rosa FC
MF - Edmund Vorca - 23 - Santa Rosa FC
MF - Kendall Smith - 31 - Freestone FC
MF - Ashley Hughes - 31 - Mirria United
MF - Jason Alvarez - 34 - Ropper FC

AF - Samantha Black - 30 - FC Longview (ESF)
AF - Sarah Ysman - 29 - AC Leà Monde (Assegai)
AF - May Maryweather - 25 - Skyhaven FC
AF - Winchester Unitus - 25 - New Mirria Patriots
AF - Gregory Corin - 24 - Santa Rosa FC
AF - Justin Frontson - 33 - Skyhaven FC

One only hopes that these changes will indeed stone the Myrtannian attack while not taking away from our own. As far as the other elite eight matches go, most teams advanced as was expected, apart from The Lowland Clans falling to the Nojika Panthers.

Myrtannia (5-0-0) vs. Demot (3-1-1)
The hosts continue to do quite well in the events that they host, and look on great form to continue that trend. While our squad looks to be the best it has been and in excellent form, the luck has to run out eventually, and this is going to be it. You just can't take away how much home field adavantage. Myrtannia 3-2 in a thriller.

Pacitalia (4-1-0) vs. Bazalonia (3-1-1)
The Blue Foxes look to be the clear favorites here on paper, espicially since the Bazalonia side is not indeed the regular national team, but instead the Bazacubs. However, we like squads from Bazalonia here in Demot, and while we have lots of respect for Pacitalia, we pick the Cubs to pull an upset of the score 2-1.

Hypocria (4-1-0) vs. Vilita & Turori (3-0-2)
Our group winners continue to roll through their compeition, with little standing after they are done with them. The combined forces of Vilita and Turori will be looking for their parts after this match, and be completely shocked by the force of the Hyprocia squad. Hyprocria rolls 4-1.

Lamoni (4-1-0) vs. Nojika (3-1-1)
Our allies get to take in the sweet taste of victory once more as they take on the suprise advancers of Nojika. This should be lopsided, and the Hawks should soar to victory, leaving the panthers blinded in their wake , 3-0.

Article by Jasmine Olyvander

Posted by: Myrtannia Jan 23 2007, 01:46 AM

AIR 4 Presents: A Citizen's View - Quarterfinal Predictions

As a new feature for the continuning AOCAF XVIII coverage, AIR 4 - Myrtannia's foremost sporting network - has taken to the streets. We wanted to know what an average citizen thought about the upcoming Quarterfinal fixtures. The main predictions here were made by one Brigette Azer, an 22 year old student at the University of Halosen. She is in Myrtannia on a student visa, and plans to return home to Yihsrael once she completes her degree in communications.

Pacitalia vs Bazalonia

"Bazalonia's done well, but not having the big boys now will hurt them against the full Pacitalia national team. I think the Blue Foxes will come out early trying to score, and if they do, this match will be over early. Regardless, the Bazacubs will unfortunately head home early. Pacitalia wins."

Hypocria vs Vilita & Turori

"I think the Lamoni media called Hypocria a 'steamroller' recently, but even steamrollers can be stopped. Nobody gave the Jungle Cat.. Eel... things... much of a chance in the last round, and yet they won. Kilpter and their horrible uniforms will stop the Hypos dead in their tracks. Vilita & Turori wins."

Lamoni vs Nojika

"I'm honestly impressed by how well Nojika has played so far. They're really one of the bright spots of this tournament. They're also in virgin waters. No Nojikan team has ever gotten this far, and they're playing the defending champions. As much as I'd like to say Nojika has a chance... it's not going to happen. It will be very close, but Lamoni wins."

Ms. Azel refused to comment on the Myrtannia/Demot match, citing a need to catch a bus before it left its stop. However, AIR 4 also went so far as to ask several citizens who they thought would win the Cup, if Myrtannia was not an option. Here's what we found:

Lavina Sida, 17, a high school student - "It'd be totally awesome if Lamoni won it again."

Yong Nitchals, 44, a steel worker from Damascos, - "Because they've worked so hard for it, Pacitalia deserve the Cup if we can't get it."

Fritz Flosi, 31, a 'venture capitalist' from Blackheart, - "In my line of business, we take lots of risks, so I'm going to say Demot or Nojika. Why not? Let someone unexpected win it all."

Deon Wielock, 50, a police officer from Portland, - "I'm gonna be unpopular and say that Hypocria is my pick. They're playin' too well right now for anyone to stop 'em, whether that's V&T, Lamoni, Pacitalia, or anyone else."

Kyung Dahlhauser, 26, 'Combat Fashions Model' for Northern Arms Manufacturing in Fergot Province, - "Well.. gee... I guess Vilita & Turori because they've made the Final twice in a row... and they've got those fabulous uniforms."

So no one can quite agree on who they think will win the whole shebang. That's public opinion for you. For now, and as long as Myrtannia's still in it, though, the Dryads Army's numbers seem likely to continue swelling. Reports are coming in that the Army will fill at least half the stadium, possibly as much as 60% of it, for the Quarterfinal match against Demot. We shall see if those are correct or not in less than 24 hours.

Posted by: Hypocria Jan 23 2007, 02:55 AM

Dear all,

It has recently come to our attention that a number of articles have been published correcting certain mistakes and errors that appeared in AOCAF media articles. Well while we’re on the subject it should be noted that our great and magnificent nation is known as Hypocria regardless of what Ms Olyvander of Demot thinks. In fairness, in her three variations of the name featured in her last article, one of them was actually right. But the Hyprocia and Hyprocria that spring up in remarkably quick succession in her article are not.

Now let me tell you about the Hyppo. The Hyppo is a river dwelling animal unique to the Autocracy. It is that uniqueness that led to the public overwhelmingly voting for it as the national side’s nickname when the Football Association looked for a name to replace the hugely unpopular, and wholly unsuitable, Titans. That is way the Autocracy’s national side are known as the Hyppos. Not the Hyypos as the Associated Press of Nojika believe or the Hypos as the media of our host nation like to think.

Many thanks.

Stay tuned for Brian Cahill's evening report from Myrtannia, featuring all the action from another thrilling round of matches.

Posted by: Lamoni Jan 23 2007, 03:05 AM

It was the first practice that Manager-Select America McNany had attended as part of the Hawks organization. For the most part, she was pleased with what she had witnessed after the film study of their upcoming Nojikan opponents.

Manager Riyall had taken control of the starting eleven, and was observing them as they ran around the warming track. After the eleven had done their twenty laps, they then swam laps in the pool until lunchtime. After a half hour long lunch break, it was out to the field. The starting eleven was going to portray themselves (with Manager Riyall acting as himself), while the Reserve eleven ("coached" by Manager-Select McNany) portrayed themselves as Nojikans.

From what McNany had seen, the Hawks had the better form of the two teams; and the "win or go home" mentality of the knockouts was helping to keep the team's mind on the match against Nojika. She had already known that this group was ready to take on AO; and they had done a marvelous job against Starblaydia that most of the region was happy about.

Then the team split into groups of their positions, and started running down the parts that each position would play. America let her eight year old son Matthew McNany (named after former Lamonian President Matthew Stone) run around on the pitch under the watchful eye of her fiancee; Myrtannian ex-AORBC player Jerome Young. When she glanced over in that direction she smiled as she saw her lover teach her young son how to kick around the ball. The young raven haired child was trying to discover just how hard that he could kick the ball.

When he managed to kick the ball over to where the Lamonian goalkeepers were practicing; young Matthew's kick JUST made it past the GK coach, who tried to block it (humoring the child). It was thought that young Matthew might just be in the AOCAF one day; setting up the possibility that the youngster might face his own mother on the other side of the pitch. While the child was eight, America was 47 years old, and had coached the MAFC's Dryads, and Mari City Maulers before getting maternity leave during AOCAF XVI. Even at 47, America McNancy would still be called attractive; but that did not distract the Hawks, as they continued with their training exercises.

Yes, McNany thought; this team would eat Nojika for Breakfast.

Posted by: Hypocria Jan 23 2007, 03:47 PM

Tame Lions

Brian Cahill reporting from Vanhaanen, Myrtannia.

It’s a good job these Verdana derbies don’t happen too often because when the Hyppos line up against Nedalia or Bettia the entire Autocracy seems to grind to a halt. The Second Round tie of AOCAF XIII against the Lions of Nedalia was certainly no exception. Families clustered around their televisions, pubs and bars around the nation filled, 100,000 fans squeezed into the Hyppodrome to watch the match in Myrtannia on the four big screens installed in the national stadium and nearly 4 million crowded into Imperial Park to enjoy the game on the screens there. And none of them could surely have anticipated such a straight forward win.

As the teams lined up for the national anthems you could see nerves on the faces of the Nedalian players, feeling the pressure after a less than impressive run in qualifying, while the men in blue and white looked relaxed. Any danger of the side suffering a hangover from the soul destroying nature of the defeat against Starblaydia was destroyed by the pure anticipation of a local derby.

The very different stances of the two teams during the anthems was reflected in the early exchanges. The men from the Autocracy showed drive and purpose while the Lions looked directionless and even a little lacklustre. Young forward Vardanyan forced the first save of the game with a snap shoot from twenty yards but it was straight at the keeper. Morinas too had a try from distance but it drifted harmlessly over the bar. The Nedalians offered little in reply and Lomaia was a virtual spectator for large swathes of the half. The same could not be said of his Nedalian counterpart and after thirty two minutes the Hyppos’ scored the goal they deserved. Fallback Teale burst down the flank, exchanged passes with Bassano and drove the ball into the near post where it was bundled in by Razin.

The Lions managed to survive the remaining minutes of the half unscathed and after a poor first half there were probably delighted at going in at the interval only one goal down.

The Lions came out for the second half with much more purpose and Lomaia was forced into a save after a mere eighteen seconds. But after the collapse against Starblaydia Marcus Baxter had been putting his defenders through extra training and it seemed to be paying off. Four times in the next ten minutes Nedalian attacks came to nothing as the well drilled backline stepped up to catch them offside. As the Lions pushed forward the Hyppos caught them with a sucker punch. Right back Hunter showed wonderful vision to pick out Morinas in the box with a fifty yard pass and the big man controlled beautifully before hitting a fierce drive. The keeper managed to get a hand to the effort but, such was the power, he couldn’t keep it out. It was a landmark goal for the in form target man, his fourteenth AOCAF goal which took him level with Carlo Molinari and Alex Sousa at the top of the nation’s scoring charts.

The second goal really deflated the Nedalians and they looked a beaten side. It was no surprise when Razin added his second and the nations third after a flowing attacking move in true Verdana style. The final whistle blew and several billion Hypocria fans roared their approval from all around the region. Marcus Baxter clapped the blue and white clad fans in the Vanhaanen Sporting Complex and they showed their appreciation to the coach who had led the team to the quarter finals for the third time in his three tournaments in charge.

Hypocria 3 - 0 Nedalia
Razin (2)
Morinas

As the dust settled after the second round it became clear that Nedalia weren’t the only big name to be sent packing. In the tie of the round top seeds Starblaydia and reigning champions Lamoni battled to a 1 - 1 draw after 120 minutes of play. But it was the Hawks who kept their nerves to dump the five time AOCAF holders out of the tournament on penalties. They’re joined on the plane home by former champions Bettia who fell victim to Vilita/Turori in the round’s other huge game, by four goals to two. Elsewhere the hosts made it five wins from five after a narrow victory over Aurendia and Pacitalia cruised through 3 - 0 against Delesa. Bazalonia and Demot also advance after wins against Milchama and Az-cz respectively. Nojika complete the quarter final line-up with a 2 - 1 win over sleeping giants the Lowland Clans.

Double Trouble

A few days ago, just after the second round draw in fact, there was a rare sense of optimism running through the Hyppos’ camp. That draw had Hypocria, should they triumph over Nedalia, paired with the winner of the Demot/Az-cz tie. Which is something of a dream quarter final draw. But between then and now the draw changed. Now, having dispensed with the Lions, the Autocracy is up against the very last nation we wanted. If we had a bogey team surely this is them. It’s twice the trouble. It’s Vilita/Turori.

Against the side from the Tropics the Hyppos’ have a truly appalling record. A goalless draw at AOCAF XI in Bettia is our best result which, if you think about it, is fairly tragic. In four other games, three against Vilita and one against Vilita/Turori, the Hyppos’ have tasted defeat each and every time. There is a Hypocrian win over Turori somewhere back through the mists of time but it seems to count for little. Oh, and they’re the second best team in the region.

We’re also experiencing a strange feeling of having done all this before. Eight years ago in Lamoni the men in blue and white beat Nedalia in the second round only to be dumped out of the quarters by Vilita/Turori. Maybe this time will be different. Maybe.

And Then There Were Eight

Myrtannia (9) v Demot (17)
They made harder work of it then expected but the Dryads did eventually make it five out of five against Aurendia. Demot had a slightly tougher route, edging past the Gnomes of Az-cz by the odd goal in five. The Dynamos will really have to live up to that moniker to have any real chance of overcoming the hosts. A place in the final four is there for the taking for Myrtannia.
Verdict: Six out of six.

Pacitalia (5) v Bazalonia (11)
The Blue Foxes had by far the easiest second round game and never looked in danger as they overcame Delesa. Their reward, another good draw. Bazalonia may have done the tournament a favour by removing Milchama but here their run ends. Could this finally be Pacitalia’s year?
Verdict: Bazacub’s outfoxed.

Hypocria (7) v Vilita/Turori (2)
We couldn’t beat Vilita, we can’t beat Vilita/Turori and we can’t win quarter finals.
Verdict: You do the maths.

Lamoni (3) v Nojika (15)
They may only be in the last eight but the reigning champions must be feeling on top of the world after defeating bitter rivals Starblaydia. It’s all new for Nojika who have reached this stage for the first time in their history after a 2 - 1 win over follow underachievers the Lowland Clans. The Hawks are confident, perhaps too confident while the Panthers have nothing to lose. It may be SAAS bias but we’re tipping one big upset.
Verdict: Hawk’s have their wings clipped.

Posted by: Myrtannia Jan 23 2007, 09:29 PM

RP Cutoff for Quarterfinals

Posted by: Myrtannia Jan 23 2007, 09:39 PM

Dryads Outshoot Demot, Return to Semi-Finals

SALAHADIN CITY – It’s becoming a normal yet unusual feeling for the Myrtannian national side here at the Eighteenth Atlantian Oceania Championship of Association Football. Heading into both of their knockout matches, Myrtannia has actually been the favorite in foreign media predictions. This has been perplexing to some Dryads fans, who’ve become used to seeing their team as the underdogs. Now, Myrtannia is, for better or worse, beyond the perpetual underdog persona. At least for this AOCAF.

That was part of the backdrop for Myrtannia’s Quarterfinal match against the up and coming Dynamos of Demot. Still fairly new to the competition, Demot have shown signs that they may do fairly well for themselves in the near future of AOCAF. In their second-ever trip to the knockout stage, they’d already racked up an impressive 3-2 victory over the improved Gnomes of Az-cz. With both teams doing all they could in preparation, the Dryads-Dynamos match was set to be very competitive.

Before they went out to the pitch, the Dryads were once again given a pre-match strategy talk by Coach Zentrescu. While most of the details of his talk were, once again, not released, players said he stressed the need to deliver when they were expected to. It was an important reminder for a Myrtannia team that’s lost most of the old guard since its AOCAF XVII Semi-finals run.

“Keep your heads on your shoulders, and don’t ever take this for granted. There’s eleven Demotians on that pitch who’d be happy to take this away from you in front of your home crowd. Play smart, and execute the way we’ve practiced,” Zentrescu closed the talk, then sent the team out to the pitch.

For the second consecutive match, the Dryads made their way onto the field with cool, serious expressions on their faces. With only minimal pre-match acknowledgement of the crowd, they went through their warm up routines. When they lined up for the national anthems, they didn’t show any signs of stress, but one has to assume that the stress was there. After making the semi-finals four years ago in Krytenia, and being unbeaten in AOCAF play so far at home, there were certainly heavy expectations from the Orange and Blue cheering section for a return trip to the last four.

Demot, for their part, looked happy just to be still alive when the match got underway. The first possession made it look like this was going to be a very one sided match, as the Dryads took control and surged forward into Dynamos territory. Zora Leckington got the ball off the kickoff, and managed to maneuver into a prime setup position. Leckington quickly passed it off to Sheron Caffoso – who scored the winning goal against Aurendia two days ago – and Caffoso took a shot. Alexander Orien deflected the shot, but Hettie Miyagishima found her way past her defender and took her own sliding shot on the rebound.

Orien just barely got that one away too, but once again it ended up sailing over to a Dryads striker. This time, Zora Leckington lunged forward and struck it back into the net before Orien could recover for another save. Just a few minutes in, and it was Myrtannia with the lead, 1-0. Whatever stars the Dynamos had been seeing, they recovered quickly after the Leckington goal. Demot wasn’t about to go quietly into the night, not with their tournament hopes and dreams on the line.

On their first kickoff, the Dynamos came right back with their own charge, catching the Dryads off guard with their swiftness. After several stunning passes, Demot got the ball to striker Sarah Ysman, who found a wonderful spot from which to fire off her shot. The strike was well aimed and went sailing past Rosario Zlotnik for the 1-1 equaliser. It was apparent then that this would be no keepers’ duel like the Last 16 match against Aurendia; this was going to be a barn-burner, plain and simple.

With that in mind, any thoughts the Dryads had of playing defense in the first half were thrown out like free dialup internet service discs. Myrtannia was determined not to let the first Demotian goal go unanswered, and pushed forward again. Emboldened by the loud chants from the crowd, the Dryads found themselves in position to strike back just ten minutes after the first Ysman goal. Marti Gabeline took charge of the setup, seeming to be headed for the goal herself before passing it off to Caffoso on the left side of the box. Caffoso crossed it in, and in a moment of brilliant (or convenient) timing, Hettie Miyagishima was right there to strike it home. As the ball flew past Alexander Orien for the second time, it was advantage Dryads 2-1.

Not to be outdone, Demot returned the favor again, storming down the pitch to get their own back. Once again, the talented Ysman found a shot she couldn’t do without, and struck it home again, tying the affair at 2-2. As if that wasn’t enough scoring, the Dynamos got a crucial take away when David Masterson intercepted a pass by Sarita Longknife, which started up another attack. Demot came back down the pitch and, rather than going the Sarah Ysman route, crossed it to Edmund Vorca, who scored the Dynamos’ third goal. This gave Demot its only lead of the match at 3-2 with five minutes left in the first half.

It wouldn’t last long, either, as Myrtannia resumed the attack on their next possession, and moved back into the Demotian half of the playing surface. This time it was Jettie Cassetty who took the first shot, which Alexander Orien expertly knocked away. But once again the ball traveled right to a Dryads player – Miyagisihima – who was immediately double-teamed. In response, Miyagishima passed it off to the nearest open teammate. That would be Dania Figary. Figary struck it home with a choppy-looking but effective strike into the bottom right corner, and Myrtannia had its equaliser, tying things at 3-3.

That would be the halftime score, as once again a match went into the break with an even score. Myrtannia and Demot combined for six goals in the first half, which led many to wonder just how many more would be scored. Surely both teams were in fine form offensively, but just like the Aurendia match, someone had to get tired eventually. Coach Z made sure that his players knew how much was on the line in the second half.

“It’s not just a trip to the semi-finals. It’s the hopes and dreams of a nation – your nation – riding on your shoulders. Win and you’ll be heroes in front of your home crowd,” Zentrescu (repeating his speech at the post-match press conference) told them, “Lose and you’ll have four years or more where they’ll never let you live it down.”

If the first half was focused entirely on getting goals, the second was spent mostly trying to prevent any more from being scored. Where both sides had attacked without mercy in the opening 45 minutes, neither the Dryads nor Dynamos seemed interested in continuously charging now. Myrtannia fell into its proven routine of balancing attacks with ball-control football, though for half an hour the latter was king. Every time a Myrtannian or Demotian forward seemed to break away from the pack, a defender would come up and put a stop to their run quickly enough. The play of Amado Ugaitafa and Lenny Ditucci in the back third was better than they’ve been all tournament long. Credit must also be duly given to Nikalas Gooden and Roger Thorax of Demot, who also played admirably during the same period of time.

Finally, that ‘something’ gave, and a pass meant for Samantha Black was intercepted by Marti Gabeline. Without hesitation, Gabeline saw the opportunity and bolted forward with the ball. She passed it down the pitch to a waiting Miyagishima, who again found two Dynamos headed for her. Hettie again passed it, this time to Caffoso, who crossed it past Roger Thorax to a waiting Figary. Figary landed her signature scissor kick, and the shot went just past the reach of Orien, putting Myrtannia in the lead at 4-3.

With an ovation unlike anything heard from the Dryads Army since the victory on PKs over Hypocria in the Quarterfinals four years ago, Figary pumped her fist in the air as her only celebration of the goal. Myrtannia once more spent the remaining minutes of the match keeping the ball away from the Dynamos, and running out the clock. When the final gun sounded, history had been made. Myrtannia had secured consecutive semi-finals appearances for the first time ever, and just their third semi-finals appearance ever. Rather than celebrate the win too much, Myrtannia again shook hands with their opponents to keep things friendly, then jogged back to the locker room for Coach Z’s post-match talk.

The question shifted momentarily to whether Zentrescu’s Dryads would face his old team, the Blue Foxes in a semi-finals showdown. It would have been an amazing matchup as the host nation tried to finally beat its boogey foxes with their own former coach. A great new chapter in the Myrtannia-Pacitalia rivalry. Other factors put an end to such dreams.

Bazalonia pulled off a major upset by defeating the touted Blue Foxes, who again bowed out early in the Quarterfinals. Meanwhile, Hypocria got its first win ever against Vilita & Turori, winning relatively easily by a final tally of 3-1. Nojika, in the Quarterfinals for the first time ever, were duly eliminated too. Defending champion Lamoni truly ate the Panthers for breakfast, winning easily by a score of 4-1.

Now, it’s Myrtannia against the Bazacubs in the semi-finals. One will reach the Final for the first time ever, while the loser still has a chance for a best-ever finish in the Third Place Playoff. Myrtannia’s eyes will only be on Bazalonia, whose tremendous Quarterfinal win puts them in a prime position for another upset.

“We’ve come very far, and done very well already, but there’s still another match to play. Bazalonia didn’t get here by luck alone. They’re a good, determined side that’s going to be looking for another big upset. It’s our job to do everything in our power to make sure that doesn’t happen,” Coach Zentrescu announced at the post-Quarterfinal press conference.

AIR 4 will be broadcasting both semi-final matches live across the United Isles, and has reached deals with undisclosed foreign outlets to broadcast them across the region as well.

The final from Al-Zataar Olympic Field:

Myrtannia 4 – 3 Demot
(Leckington 5’, Miyagishima 21’, Figary 45’ & 76’ ) (Ysman 11’ & 29’, Vorca 40’)

Posted by: Lamoni Jan 24 2007, 03:59 AM

Nojikans get long delayed wooden spoon

This match was neighbor vs. neighbor; Lamoni vs. Nojika, north vs. south, SDL vs. SAAS... however you want to call it.

The match seemed to be starting well from the Nojikan point of view. It was scoreless until Wes Derenberger scored at 22:30. This caused the Nojikan fans to cheer loudly. Until; that is, the Hawks took the ball forward with speed, scoring with team captain Drugah Farani scoring thirty seconds later (23:00). The ball was deflected off of the hands of Monte Potempa, who couldn't quite keep the ball from going into the net. The Nojikan fans would mostly stay quiet for the rest of the match as the Hawks basically ripped up the Nojikan defense. Lamoni was to score again and again at 51:00, 63:00, and 89:00.

The goal at 89:00 was off a somewhat controversial header by Drugan Farani in which the Nojikans protested that it had hit his hands. The Myrtannian referee stood firm, and the goal stuck. The Nojikans went angrily back to their bench, and played out the rest of the match. It is our considered opinion that it would not have mattered even if the goal HAD been called back, the Hawks would still have won.

Lamoni's reward for taking down two straight SAAS teams? A match with the only remaining SAAS team in AOCAF XVIII. They call themselves the Hyppos, so you know who they are... Hypocria. This is the only team that the Hawks have not won against, even though their last match has not been for some time. While Hypocria have been doing well for themselves in a group that included Starblaydia, we feel that this is the match where Hypocria gets careless.

Lamoni - 4 Drugah Farani (23:00, 89:00), Zan Quest (51:00), Draze Aruru (63:00)

Nojika - 1 Wes Derenberger (22:30)

Nephi Times Predictions:

Myrtannia vs Bazalonia

Bazalonia has at best, a 1 in 20 chance of winning this match. It should be a multi-goal blowout for the hosts.

Hypocria vs Lamoni

Our match, we are going to cautiously say that Lamoni will win.

Posted by: Bazalonia Jan 24 2007, 06:39 AM

"WE WON, WE WON FOR THE FIRST TIME WE ARE IN THE SEMI'S!" exclaimed Andrew Coulter... In fact this is the first time that Bazalonia in any of their soccer incarnations had been in the Semis for anything.

They were not in the Semis for the Baptism of Fire all that time ago, they never appeared in the Semis for the Cup of Harmony, had never came close to the semis for the world cup and this was evem the first time that the Bazacubs or any other Bazalonian team had even had a sniff of a semi-final.

And for once Andrew Coulter seemed to have everything under control.

"Okay... this is what I want you to do... keep up the training and practicing, ensure they know that they can win this but have to be at the top of the game and, I don't want them to sit on their tails and wait for the Myrtannians to make mistakes at this level we can't afford it. I want them to play their natural game with the Balanced Attack and Defense. We do that and we have a chance of wining this." he said barely taking in a breath. Of course he was talking to the coach in Myrtannia.

Irony, a strange thing, while Andrew Coulter enjoyed everything falling into place and the Bazacubs best ever AOCAF peformance, things where not going so well for James Gaines

"Blasted leg." he cursed "Come on, just one more." said a physio who was there leading James through Rehabilitation. Apparently the explosion had hurt is leg and had caused cronic pains in his lower back. The doctors where concered about him, both physically and mentally. "Good, that's it for today. We have made steady progress."

The only only question is how well will James recover?

Posted by: Myrtannia Jan 25 2007, 01:49 AM

AIR 4 Sport Center Presents

A Sort of In-Depth AOCAF XVIII Semi-Finals Preview

"Welcome back to the Sport Center, I'm Edgardo Bastura," stated the slightly oily looking middle-aged man with slicked back thinning black hair as the AIR 4 logo dissipated, "As anyone knows, the biggest sporting event in the region is in the United Isles this time, and the action has been amazing. Plenty of upsets to go around, and now the Semi-Finals are upon us. We thought it would be a good opportunity to give our viewers at home some background information and previews of each of the four remaining nations. The Final Four of AOCAF XVIII."

"Four years ago, we saw the elite of the region perform mostly as expected, with AOCAF XVI champion Vilita & Turori reaching the semi-finals along with five-time champion Starblaydia. Lamoni, an AOCAF XVI finalist, was also there. Myrtannia managed a minor upset of Hypocria to sneak in as well, continuing its rise on the AOCAF scene. This AOCAF has seen two of those elite nations fall early. Starblaydia was taken out in the Round of 16 by Lamoni, for the first time ever failing to reach the Quarterfinals. Back to back finalists Vilita & Turori? They're out too, eliminated by a strong Hypocrian side. Where does that leave us for the Final Four?"

"First, we have Hypocria. Winners of their group, and looking to return to the prominence of the Cup Final at last. They topped the AO footballing mountain with their AOCAF XI win, but haven't won the Cup since. For a while, the Hyppos were in decline, at one point considering dropping AOCAF altogether. But the past few tournaments have witnessed a resurgence in Hypocria football. AOCAF XVIII has seen them win their group once again, and have little trouble in the knockouts. Their first victim was Nedalia, a two-time finalist - Hypocria won 3-0. Vilita & Turori, the three-time AOCAF champions, were next... and Hypocria won 3-1. Could this finally be Hypocria's year to reclaim that long distant glory?"

"Standing in their way is Lamoni, one of the longest-running participants of the AOCAF tournament. The Hawks' first major success in AOCAF was way back at AOCAF VII, where they finished third. From there, frustration was the main word that could be used to describe their experience in the region's top sporting competition. Not until AOCAF XIV would they finally appear in the Final, and that saw them lose to bitter rivals Starblaydia. Lamoni hosted the tournament eight years ago, made the Final again... and got slaughtered by Vilita & Turori. Four years ago, the returned to the Final and exacted their revenge, beating V&T 3-1 for their first ever AOCAF Cup win. Is Lamoni the new powerhouse of AOCAF? With their Last 16 win over the dreaded Men in Muave - their second in as many meetings after losing every matchup previous - and a drubbing of Nojika in the Quarts, the Champs are certainly making a case for it."

"But Lamoni has yet to top Hypocria. Both nations have one Cup win apiece, and both would love to lift it for the second time in Myrtannia. We're not making any predictions, other than this could be the best match of the tournament yet."

"Elsewhere, we have the surprise entry into the Semi-Finals: Bazalonia. A team that had never gotten farther than the Quarterfinals now finds itself in position to make history. The Bazacubs have traveled farther in this AOCAF than any other side in their nation's history - not even the great Peter Hobble saw the AOCAF semi-finals. While it's easy to write them off as a fluke or just plain lucky, the Bazacubs definitely have lots of talent. They did us all a favor by sending the Milchaman horsemen home. Then they pulled off one of the biggest upsets in an AOCAF full of upsets - eliminating Pacitalia in Extra Time in the Quarterfinals. Now the Bazacubs face new territory - whatever happens to them, they will have secured the best finish in national history. Congratulations to Bazalonia."

"Then we have.. us. Myrtannia, backed by a fervently devoted home crowd, returns to the Semi-Finals. It's only the third time in history that the Dryads have accomplished a Last 4 appearance, and the first in which they've had consecutive Semi-Finals appearances. For someone who's covered the national team since the early days, it's hard to imagine the team that was shut out every outing except one in their first AOCAF is now a contender for the Cup. Growing pains have molded the Dryads into a top ten AO side, and they now have another chance to make their first Final. A new coach has given them what amounts to one of the best national sides in history. They find themselves in an unusual situation again - favorites in the Semi-Finals. Can they deliver?"

"This is another close matchup. Bazalonia will be determined to prove their run is no fluke, and to give the fans at home something to really cheer about. Myrtannia will be equally determined to produce the biggest win in national history - one that would at last send the Dryads to the Cup Final. One that would ensure the nation's first top three finish, and defeat The Curse. Myrtannia/Bazalonia will be closer than you expect, and is already projected to be the most watched match in United Isles history."

"That's all the time we have for now. Tune in tomorrow for our complete Semi-Finals wrap up, and a preview of the final two matches of this amazing AOCAF XVIII."

Posted by: Lamoni Jan 25 2007, 03:44 AM

This day had started as any other practice day for the Hawks in AOCAF XVIII had. They woke up, showered, shaved, got dressed, and had breakfast. After all that, they took their private team vans (which came from Krytenia in AOCAF XVII) to the practice facility in Halosen, Myrtannia.

Once past the security gaurds that helped to make the Lamonian practices secret from any curiousity seekers, they settled into their practice routine. They swam, ran on the warming track, did calisthenics, and had a practice match with the reserve eleven acting as Hypocria. We won't talk about the things that were planned to be used against Hypocria, and they aren't even relevant to this story anyway.

After all of the preliminaries were out of the way, the strategy session began. This in itself would not be newsworthy if not for the fact that some devoted follower of the old Atheistic Right "government" had slipped past the Lamonian security gaurds (they were later found to be frozen in time as well); and ran into the strategy session. Now, Manager Riyall was making some point to the reserve eleven when the rabid AR runner burst into the room. As Manager Riyall started to ask what the man was doing in the Lamonian practice facility, the un-named AR man produced a odd looking device, and pressed a button on it. A blinding white flash came from the device (as well of the sound of a broken camera bulb); and the Righter made his escape after doing so.

When the starting eleven and Manager-Select McNany were finally able to see again after the blinding flash, they saw that Manager Riyall and the entire reserve eleven were not moving... not even breathing. Curiousity eventually overcame team captain Drugah Farrani, and he attempted to get close to the non-moving people. When he got close enough, he ran into what felt like a brick wall, and looked like a mass of lightning. He rebounded back towards his teammates; and the breath had been knocked out of him.

After several hours of trying to figure out what was going on, a general call was placed to all AO scientists to attempt to figure out what had happened to Manager Riyall and the reserve squad. At the same time, another reserve eleven was being rounded up in Lamoni so that the Hawks could field a complete team. Manager-Select McNany was given the go-ahead to Manage the team in their match against Hypocria, and any other matches until whatever had taken hold of the twelve men had been undone.

Posted by: Atheistic Right Jan 25 2007, 04:14 AM

The head of the Atheistic Football Association(AFA) the new FA in Atheistic Right, which has no known connections at all with Lion, Lioness, the Great Lion nor ARFA, Ed Jalapojas was the first head of a regional Football association to make a comment about the Atheistic Right man, which had a condor blazened on his jacket to perform such an atrocity.

"This act is appauling and we condemn the action taken against the Lamonian Hawks manager Riyall and the reserves of the team. We can tell you we have nothing but appreciation for the Lamonian Hawks as football team and the nations of Lamoni, Bazalonia, Starblaydia and the many others that freed the region and the people of Atheistic Right from that crazed despot that took the Moniker of The Great Lion, despite there being nothing great in him. It was also an open secret that this disgrace of humanity was also ran extremely secret and his tech research facilities, while from what we can tell they are all now destroyed by the allied forces we can not be sure just how many of these deranged followers of a false god there are and neither can we know what levels of depravity they will sink to bring about his perverted will."

Posted by: Bazalonia Jan 25 2007, 04:38 AM

The reaction to the incident with Lamoni and the response made by the Atheistic Right was mixed, while officials in the Bazalonian Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade applauded the statement made by the head of the AFA, the very same officials were very uncertain wether this new government in Atheistic Right or this Ed Jalapojas, head of the new Football association in Atheistic Right could be trusted to tell the full truth and wether or not this was a stunt. Either way what concerned the people in DFAT was that obviously old-school rightist nutters had their hands on some very advanced technology.

However in the response to the Lamonian reserves and the manager of the team being "frozen" A team of 11 leading theoretical physics scientists left Bazalonia on the short ride to Myrtannia to inspect and try and find a solution.

Once they arrived they wasted no time and spent the next hour just wondering in between the reserves talking readings and closely examining the frozen people without touching.

One of them pulled out a calculator that he had in his pocket and typed in some numbers, a very large number appeared on the display.

"Precisely what I thought!" Proffesor Albert Horonzo. "The device in question, emitted a large but directed burst of energy approximately 10 Terrawatts, it emitted this energy in such a way that it formed a miniture alternate universe which dragged everything in it's path of effect into this alternate universe. However this miniature alternate universe is not really an alternate universe in the traditional sense... It's like a universe within a universe... This Universe however does not have a time dimension and until we can drag them out of the universe within the universe they will be stuck like this. O, and it would be normal for residual energy to hang around for quite some time after. It won't be safe to touch these guys for according to my calculations 12 hours 10 minutes, 12 seconds 241 Milliseconds of course ot goes into more decimal places but I rounded up."

The other ten looked on, nodded in appropriate places and seemingly understood everything that he just said, however no one else did. When later asked what could be done. he replied "I dunno, we are theoretical physcist, we only deal with theorys and not practice."

Of course they soon started theorise how one can bring back the reserves and the team from this universe within the universe however no one is able to answer when they would be able. Partly because they had a very poor concept of practical time, theoretically they were down pat but those that knew them thought it was amazing that they all made the plane on time.

Posted by: Lamoni Jan 25 2007, 05:23 AM

Reserve eleven frozen in time!

Marvin Godlevsky
Nephi Times
Halosen, Myrtannia
(OOC: Giving his observations to LBC, which is being broadcast across AO.
OOC2: Myr, Baz wants to start the terrorist thing in Yihsreal again)

The picture changed to display a "breaking news" picture before changing to a close up of Nephi Times reporter Marvin Godlevsky being interviewed by the un-named LBC reporter.

"Standing here in the 'strategy room' of the Lamonian AOCAF XVIII practice facility;" Godlevsky said, "this reporter is astounded to see the Hawks reserve eleven and Manager Riyall all completely unmoving. One is almost tempted to wave one's hand in front of one of them to see if they are really alive, or just statues meant to fool everyone."

Marvin pointed to one of the non-moving people. "If they are statues, however; they are very good ones. The facial expressions, and the way that the fabric of his clothes is draped indicate that this is in fact a real person.

From what we have learned so far, it appears that a demented follower of Atheistic Right's old Great Lion has invaded the Lamonian practice facility, and produced a strange effect which has 'frozen' these men. With us now is the Bazalonian Professor that has finally deduced what has happened to our men. Professor Albert Horonzo is a Theoretical Physicist from Fauxhan National University in Bazalonia. Professor, what do you think has happened to these men?"

A man of medium height with greying brown hair and average looks turned to face the camera. "These men have been subjected to an energy burst of approximately ten terrawatts. While this would normally kill a person, it appears that this energy burst was altered somehow to create a miniture alternate universe which dragged everything in it's path of effect into this alternate universe. However this miniature alternate universe is not really an alternate universe in the traditional sense... It's like a universe within a universe... This Universe however does not have a time dimension and until we can drag them out of the universe within the universe they will be stuck like this. Forever."

Marvin Godlevsky (who had had some physics classes in university) looked at Professor Horonzo, and asked, "Does that mean that our reserves and manager have been taken into some kind of pocket universe that has no time?"

"Exactly," replied the Bazalonian. "We also have no idea as to how to reverse the effect. We are theoritists, not practitioners."

Before anyone could say something that they would later regret, the screen cut to a plane taking off from some airport. A voice over from another LBC broadcaster was speaking. "We are now witnessing a second reserve eleven taking off from Nephi International Airport en route to Myrtannia for the remainder of the AOCAF. Most of this reserve squad come from the Lamonian team Lemnos FC, which has suddenly done well for themselves after slumping for many years. Stay tuned to LBC for continuing coverage on this desperate situation."

<screen goes to commercials>

Posted by: Lamoni Jan 25 2007, 03:28 PM

<6 hours, 40 minutes until game time>

The original reserve eleven and Manager Riyall were still frozen, the team could see as they did their pre-game workout. You could also see those Bazalonian scientists hovering over them like vultures, attempting to find a way to free them. They had been unsucessful thus far, mostly due to a lack of information surrounding the device that had dragged the people into the timeless pocket universe.

It was decided that the strategy refresher session would take place out on the practice pitch, as watching the horrible plight of their teammates made the unfrozen members nervous. They would be fine when the match started, McNany thought.

The new reserve eleven were doing their workout, even though most of them would not see action in this match, if everything went as it should. They had film study, strategy sessions, and their own workouts to get through before the match; and they might forget something important during the rush.

Later on, the team was taken to the real pitch, and went through some final practices on their 'half' of the pitch. These would slowly continue until an hour before game time, just so they could do the dramatic "coming out of the locker room for the start of the match" routine that the fans all over AO seemed to love.

Posted by: Hypocria Jan 25 2007, 04:35 PM

Hyppos Win In Quarters. Nation In Shock.

Brian Cahill reporting from Skalatur, Myrtannia.

Pessimism and the Hypocrian national team go almost hand in glove with each other. The build up to the Quarter Final was a prime example of this fact. The appalling record against the team from the Tropics coupled with Quarter Final exits at the last three AOCAF tournament combined to create a nation almost resigned to defeat. The passion and excitement conjured up by the Verdana derby with Nedalia was replace with one huge, collective “meh”. It had been a good run, there’d been a couple of good wins and we’ll have another go next time were the prevailing thoughts. But the Hyppos’ aren’t quite ready to return from Myrtannia just yet.

The day before the Vilita/Turori game Marcus Baxter put his players through a couple of exercises that at the time raised eyebrows but now look like master strokes. First he locked the players in the dressing room for an hour with a replica V/T shirt he’d purchased from a street vendor. This helped the team adjust to the horrendous jumble of colours they would be faced with during the match. Then he dispensed with the usual detailed analysis of the opposition. Instead he had his team watch videos of Kristofer Kilpter and only Kristofer Kilpter, ignoring the rest of the eleven entirely. And these measures seem to pay dividends.

When kickoff finally arrived at the Skalatur International Stadium the men in blue and white started passing the ball around confidently, unfazed by the opposition’s kit that seemed to clash with every other football strip in the whole world. The passing my have been confident but the men from the Autocracy could find no way through the defence of tournament’s second seeds and the first half took the form of a large chess match. That is until the thirty ninth minute when the Hyppos won a corner after Vardanyan’s wayward shot was helped behind off a defender’s outstretched leg. Sousa drilled the corner in, Ocella flicked it on at the near post and Vardanyan bundled it in. A one nil lead at halftime would have been a huge step towards the final four, sadly it wasn’t to be. A ball played in from the left found Kilpter in a rare moment of freedom and the striker side footed the ball past Lomaia. All square at the interval and we were right back where we started.

The second half started with a flurry of efforts at both ends. Kilpter shaved a post with a low twenty yarder with Lomaia well beaten while Sousa fluffed a good chance wide. Both he and Morinas seemed to be letting the fact that they were both one goal away from breaking the national AOCAF goal scoring record weigh on their minds. Soon enough the chances dried up all together as the weight of the occasion settled over the stadium. The overriding feeling seemed to be that the next goal would be the killer, and neither side wanted to give it away. In the end the match would hinge on a set piece. The Hyppos’ won a freekick out wide on the right hand side. Sousa hit a fierce in swinger and Drago towered above the defence to head firmly past the keeper. Now all the pressure was on Vilita/Turori and they had to take risks. But when you take risks you leave yourself open to counter attacks and that is exactly what happened. Drago, playing one of the games of his life, nipped the ball from the toes of Kilpter and drove it long down the field. Sousa picked it up and raced away towards the goal, leaving the Vilitan defence floundering at the wrong end of the pitch. Sousa drove into the box but instead of taking a shot himself he unselfishly rolled it across the face of goal for Vardanyan to tap in. With the scoreboard showing 3 - 1 it really was all over. And an entire nation blinked in disbelief.

The whistle finally blew and the Autocracy had beaten one of the best teams in the region and were through to the semis for the first time since AOCAF XI in Bettia.

Hypocria 3 - 1 Vilita/Turori
Vardanyan (2)
Drago

The Hyppos are joined in the final four by the hosts who overcame a spirited Demot side by the odd goal in seven to ensure their winning streak continued. We predicted a big upset and we just happened to be right, well, sort of. Nojika, who we had predicted to win, fell to a 4 - 1 defeat against the holders Lamoni but an extra time goal for Bazalonia took them into the final at the expense of highly fancied Pacitalia.

Champions Await

Next up for Marcus Baxter’s boys is a game against the reigning champions of Atlantian Oceania, Lamoni. The Hawks have looked fairly impressive all tournament with only a dodgy defensive display against Az-cz to look back on with any remorse. However dodgy defensive displays is something we can certainly relate to.

They say politics and sport shouldn’t mix but the Lamonian media, who have had an awful lot to say just recently, have already brought the region’s bigger power games into the equation. Although only after the Hawks, in the SDL corner, had eliminated SAAS members Starblaydia and Nojika did they decide to pipe up about it. Had either of those results gone the other way we can’t help but feel the subject would never have been raised. Now, in a cheap bid to gain local support, the Hawks are waving the SDL flag as they look to gun down the final Alliance member in the tournament.

We, on the other hand, can rise above such petty arguments and concentrate on something altogether more worthwhile. Statistics. The record shows that Hypocria is the one major nation that Lamoni have never beaten. In fact the Hawks have lost each and every time, that’s right, both of them. Most recently at AOCAF XV, where a fairly dismal Lamoni side was hammered 4 - 0 in the second round. But the crowning glory must surely be way back at AOCAF IX in Cockbill Street. There the Lamonians viewed their semi final against the lowly and unranked Hyppos as practically a bye to the final. They lost 1 - 0 with current Hypocria coach Marcus Baxter hitting the game’s only goal, sending the Hawks crashing to earth and the AOCAF debutants into the final.

Unsurprisingly tapes of those two games have been shown on a loop at the training camp and in the team hotel. But while the coach has been working on tactics and formations the opponents have had slightly stranger issues to deal with. In perhaps the stupidest and most obscure political statement in history a radical, apparently from Atheistic Right, has “frozen” members of the Hawk’s AOCAF party. With the eyes of the entire region glued to the action in the stadiums, hundreds of thousands of fans flocking to the country from all over AO and some of the most recognisable names in regional sport in attendance there is no doubt Myrtannia has been a tempting target for any form of terrorist action. Yet for some reason this fanatic elects to totally ignore the mass audience potential and target an elderly Lamonian and eleven average footballers at a closed training session. And for no apparent reason. You’d think he’d at least have a go at their first team. Fortunately we can all rest easily, safe in the knowledge that a team of experts, of frozen things presumably, is enroute from Bazalonia to sort the whole mess out. Let’s hope they make a better job of this then they did with the whole flag ranking fiasco.

Talking of Bazalonia, the Bazacubs are up against Myrtannia in the other semi. Another not exactly challenging fixture for the home nation who are continuing their excellent record in tournaments they host. The final beckons for the Dryads.

And there we have it. The hosts, the current champions (some frozen), former champions and rank outsiders are all set to compete for the region’s premier bragging rights. Oh, and a big shiny trophy.

Posted by: Myrtannia Jan 26 2007, 01:05 AM

RP Cutoff for the Semi-Finals

Posted by: Lamoni Jan 26 2007, 06:42 AM

3 SAAS teams down; Myrtannia to go

It can now be said that the Hawks have defeated ALL of the nine other teams currently in the top ten AOCAF ranks. We don't know if Hypocria just had an off day, or what; because Lamoni won a two goal 4-2 victory over their third SAAS knockout opponent in AOCAF XVIII.

It is almost ironic that the Hawks have been matched with three straight SAAS teams in the knockouts; given that Lamoni has been deemed to have the (political) role of "leader" of the SDL. Even though there is NO such position.

Yet another irony for the Hawks in AOCAF XVIII is that the cup match will be against friends and allies Myrtannia (the hosts of AOCAF XVIII). This is the first time that the Dryads have advanced beyond the 3PPO match, and they will have to be at the top of their game in this new (for them) environment. Former Dryads Manager America McNany will be the Lamonian Manager for the match, as Manager Riyall and the original reserve eleven are still frozen in the timeless pocket universe. It is our hope that the former Dryads Manager will be able to give the Hawks the insights that they might need to defeat their allies, and win their second straight AOCAF cup.

Myrtannia has a fairly large KPB deficit against Lamoni, but we know from experience (and the large amount of upsets in AOCAF XVIII) that we cannot afford to take any team lightly, especially in the knockouts.

Even the Lamonian Eyas are ready to take on their Myrtannian Dryads Army counterparts to see who can be the loudest and rowdiest fans in AO. Many Eyas have made the short trip from the Free Republic, and are expected to fill up at least half of Halosen National Stadium; in Halosen, Myrtannia.

In the 3PPO match, an ally of both the Free Republic and the United Isles will be facing off against the team that the Hawks have just defeated. You guessed it... the 3PPO match will be Bazalonia vs. Hypocria. While we have watched the Bazalonians scale new heights in this AOCAF, we think that Hypocria will take the hosts example, and prove too much for Bazalonia. Either way, Bazalonia will achieve their highest ever finish in an AOCAF. Congratulations to them, and the same (highest finish) applies to Myrtannia.

Back to the match against Hypocria, Hawks team captain Drugah Farani scored the first goal of the match at 5 minutes in. He would later score again at 12 minutes, 25 seconds. The other two Lamonian goals came from Kellin Schmidt at 37 minutes, 45 seconds; and 55 minutes, respectively. The two goals from the Hypocrian side came from Hypocrian star Alex Sousa at 7 minutes, and 72 minutes; respectively.

Hypocrians might have rejoiced at Sousa's first goal, but his second strike was too little, too late.

In the meantime, the Eyas and the Dryads Army are already gathering in friendly throngs, talking AOCAF, making bets about who will win the two Finals matches and why, and just having a good time.

Lamoni - 4 Drugah Farani (5:00, 12:25) , Kellin Schmidt (37:45, 55:00)

Hypocria - 2 Alex Sousa (7:00, 72:00)

Posted by: Hypocria Jan 26 2007, 05:50 PM

Hawks Humble Hyppos

Brian Cahill reporting from Portland, Myrtannia.

It was always going to be a tough ask against the reigning champions but it still hurts. Losing three consecutive quarter finals was hard to take but this is even worse. Because in the semis you are so close to the final you can almost touch the AOCAF trophy itself. Not so any more. The chances of an Hypocrian lifting the trophy again just got postponed for another four years.

Before the players strode down the tunnel they would have been told by the coach to keep it tight, not to concede early. So when Drugah Farani stroked the Hawks in front before the five minute mark had been reached was a body blow. But when you concede early there is plenty of time to rectify the situation. In this case it took two minutes. Alex Sousa scored a landmark goal, cutting in from the left to hit a fierce right footer past the keeper. It was his fifteenth AOCAF goal, taking him one clear of Carlo Molinari and Victor Morinas and the top of the nation’s scoring charts. The feel good factor didn’t last all that long as Farani chased a long ball. The defence stepped, the flag stayed down and the striker raced through to make it 2 - 1. The frosty look the coach gave the Myrtannian official told the world just what he thought of that decision.

Sometimes the big occasion can make even the coolest of players into the villain of the piece. Adam Bassano, normally faultless, attempted a cross field ball but misplaced it and it went straight to Kellin Schmidt who drove into the penalty area and beat the keeper with ease. It was an horrendous error and, judging by the look on his face, the captain knew it.

The second half opened with a flurry of attacking from the men from the Autocracy but they couldn’t find that elusive goal. And it just got worse as the blue and whites were giving an absolute mountain to climb. Bassano was knocked off the ball in midfield and it was played to flank and then crossed in onto the head of Schmidt, who made it 4 - 1. The goal prompted a chorus of boos from the Hypocrian fans in the crowd, they had spotted a clear foul on Bassano in the build up to the goal. A foul the officials had missed. Baxter turned away in disgust while one of his coaches had to be physically restrained from confronting the closest linesman. Sousa did pull one goal back with eighteen minutes left but as the seconds ticked away it became more and more apparent that there was no way back. The final whistle blew and the dream was over.

Hypocria 2 - 4 Lamoni
Sousa (2)

In the other semi final the hosts kept up their winning streak to beat Bazalonia 3 - 2. Which means best buddies Lamoni and Myrtannia will compete for the big trophy.

While the new (or current) destination of the title is being decided Hypocria will take on Bazalonia for the dubious honour of finishing third. Games against the Bazas always seems to conjure up nasty memories. At AOCAF XIII in Krytenia a 3 - 1 defeat to then debutants Bazalonia was the lowest point of an awful tournament for the Hyppos. However since then the men in blue and white have won all three of their meetings with Bazalonia.

But certain events in this tournament has prompted some conspiracy theorists back home to say that there is a deep political undercurrent to this tournament. It hasn’t escaped their attention that Bazalonia like the holders and, crucially, the hosts are members of the SDL and a one, two, three, AOCAF finish for the Defence League would be a wonderful PR coup. It also hasn’t escaped their notice that the Lamonian media have been waving the SDL flag with gusto in their recent reports. We can only hope that when the dust settles it’s the football on the pitch that makes the headlines.

Posted by: Bazalonia Jan 26 2007, 07:50 PM

Myrtannia Steal Finals Appearance

The Bazacubs faced the Myrtannian Dyrads and in what was an evenly matched game with practically both sides getting 50% of the possesion, throughout the game, which started off dreadfully with a kick from the centre going straight towards the goal. A rare fumble by the Keeper, Joshua Kanga, letting the ball go through by what should have been an easy save. Conspiracy theorists almost immediately started to decry it as a "host conspiracy" though no evidence has been found to suggest any foreign involvement in it.

The Bazacubs managed howeer to equalise in the 21st minute by a wonderful shot by Everrett Kang the outstanding performer of this AOCAF taking the Bazalopes all the way to the semi-finals. An excellent header at point-blank range gave the Myrtannian keeper no chance to respond. It nearly seemed like a free-for-all during this time as Ricky Yunn set up the play, however he received an injury and will have to sit out the remaining match.

There was a lot to-and-froing for the rest of the half neither team managed to get ahead of the others as both teams defense held strong agaisnt their opponents attack. However there were good chances by both teams that they managed to squander, the Bazacubs had 3 good chances compared to the hosts 2 but either missed kicks or miraculous saves prevented the score from going any further.

The 2nd half was almost an exact opposite of the first half with Ricky's replacement Lou Richards taking the ball into the opposing half and challenging their keeping with an impressive shot, Everret Kang who was the vice-captain took up Ricky's role as Captain for the entire time that Ricky was injured. However that was where the good fortune for the Bazacubs ended.

Arianna Georsophalous was called for diving in the penalty circle and was given a yellow card as she challenged the decision, however she was not red carded and so was able to play, however the penatly kick got through Joshua resulting in a tied game once again. This was in the 63rd minute

The game continued to look like from that moment on to look like it would have to go to extra-time and as the clock ticked down it looked like that was exactly what was going to happen, if it was not for the 86th minute where a freak steal from midfielder Sarita Longknife gave the Myrtannians the upper hand which they made the most of.

The Match ended with the Bazacubs heading back to Skalatur to play the Hyppos in the 3rd Place Play Off but the Bazacubs can hold their faces high they went furthers of any Bazalonian team in the AOCAF and one can say narrowly missed from heading to face our good Lamonian friends in the Final. However the match against the Hyppos will be a tough one and something special will be required from the team if they are going to win.

Bazalonian soccer pundits are predicting a reasonably comfortable Hypoccrian win but as with soccer we know that anything can happen.

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The Bazalonian theoretical physicists went over the security video footage of the incident and recorded the exact time that the Atheistic Rightist activated his device... Which also allowed them to have a look at the device that was used.

"So basically the concept is to try and reverse the polarity, reverse the flow of particles from into the pocket universe to drag them out of it. We just need to create the device."

"You got me laughing on that one!, Engineers would not even attempt this." mocked one.

They assembled a strange device that looked likethe one in the video. They pressed a button and nothing happened.

"Um, we forgot the energy source, what are we going to use to generate the 10,422,144,324,100 Watts we need?" They sat around puzzled until they solved this dilemma nothing was going to happen.

Posted by: Myrtannia Jan 26 2007, 08:34 PM

Dryads Top Bazcubs; Final, Lamoni Await in Halosen

VANHAANEN - Even with homefield advantage and a new coach, if you asked any Myrtannian football fan whether they thought this would happen before the tournament began, you'd have gotten a pretty consistant 'no'. Now, the unlikliest Myrtannia AOCAF run ever is still not finished. It took another (as predicted) close victory to achieve the astounding result, but Myrtannia's 3-2 win over Bazalonia vaults the Dryads into the biggest match of its AOCAF experience.

"It's got to be the strangest turn of events I've seen at an AOCAF. Not really unpleasant or unwelcome, but definitely not what we expected going into this tournament," explained team captain Dania Figary, 36.

In the final AOCAF XVIII match to be held at the Vanhaanen Sporting Complex, Myrtannia and Bazalonia clashed in what will go down as a classic match in Dryads lore. Where the Dryads were repeat Semi-Finalists for the first time, Bazalonia were Semi-Finalists for the first time period. Even a solid supporting section of the Dryads Army wasn't going to be enough on its own to push the Orange and Blue to its first Cup Final.

The match started off well enough for the host nation, as another Dryads Blitz produced a quick goal. This time, it was the previously quiet Jettie Cassetty who stuck first, putting the Dryads ahead 1-0 in the tenth minute. As if that wasn't enough, the Dryads would score again twenty minutes later. Zora Leckington made a high pass to Sheron Caffoso, who connected with a nice looking strike to make the scoreline 2-0 for Myrtannia.

Bazalonia stormed right back, though, cutting the lead to one goal by the half as Ricky Yunn put one past Rosario Zlotnik in the 40th minute. The score remained 2-1 going into the lockers, but the up-and-coming Bazacubs were far from done. Continuing their momentum from the first half, Bazalonia sought an equaliser that would make things much more interesting. Frederick Hampstead provided that as he put in Bazalonia's second goal, evening things out at 2-2.

There was a very tense feeling in the stands as time continued to tick away, both sides trying to get that one goal that would change the shape of things. Was the Curse going to rear its ugly head again to stop Myrtannian progression again? Bazalonia's inspired play seemed to suggest that it would. Ricky Yunn had a beautiful shot that was just barely kept out by Rosario Zlotnik in the 78th minute.

That play led to the next Myrtannian charge, which would ultimately be the deciding possession of the match. Zlotnik passed it out to Tamar Ristaino, who herself then got it up to midfielder Marti Gabeline. From there it was Gabeline to Leckington, Leckington to Miyagishima, and Hettie with the high cross to Dania Figary. The team captain landed one last scissor kick that sent the ball into the net and the Dryads Army into a frenzy. Figary, however, also landed akwardly on her off foot after making the shot.

As the Army celebrated the now 3-2 scoreline, Figary lay on the pitch clutching her ankle and surrounded by concerned teammates. Finally, Figary was assisted off the field by Miyagishima and Leckington, to be replaced by Karan Sierer for the remainder of the match. Resorting to ball control play again, the Dryads simply ran the clock out and then celebrated the biggest win in national history.

Players in orange and white stormed the field, as well as more than a few fans, as Myrtannia had at last progressed to the AOCAF Cup Final. Coach Zentrescu looked annoyed by this on the sideline, but at that point there wasn't much he could do to stop it. A fireworks display organized by the MAFC went off in the night sky outside the VSC, signaling the host nation's first Semi-Finals triumph in history.

When things finally settled down, several things became apparent. Myrtannia's opponent in the Cup Final, of all teams, will be regional neighbor, ally, and reigning Cup champion Lamoni. Their first meeting since the group stage four years ago, both have new coaches. Myrtannia hired ex-Pacitalia chief Zentrescu, while Lamoni's official coach is apparently frozen in time with the reserve eleven. That means that newly hired 'Coach of the Future' America McNany, a Myrtannian, will coach the Hawks in their third straight Final appearance... against her homeland.

McNany's contract, according to sources close to the ex-Dryads coach, includes oversight in the selection of future Lamoni AOCAF sides. It's also reported to be good through AOCAF XIX, with an optional extension available for AOCAF XX. The monetary value is put at around 4 million Sohners a year.

Meanwhile, the Bazacubs will face the other Semi-Final loser - Hypocria - for third place in the consolation match. Despite their remarkable run, it's likely that Bazalonia will have another long night as Hypocria secures its first top three finish since AOCAF XI.

As for the Cup Final, extra security has been added in light of the recent events with the Lamonians being 'frozen' in time. The Myrtannia Defense Force will be manning security checkpoints all over the nation's capital, as well as at stadium. President Akbar-Maheed has stated that, "What happened to the Lamonian AOCAF contingent is a horrendous and spiteful act by the terrorist perpetrators. The Free Republic has my personal vow that those responsible will be brought to justice by the police and armed forces of the United Isles."

The Federation of Yihsrael, who have been fighting terrorists with connections to the regime of ex-Athiestic Right leader the Great Lion, has also pledged full support in hunting down the cell believed responsible for the acts. Back to football, tickets for the highly anticipated Myrtannia-Lamoni Final sold out early as fans from both nations grabbed every available seat. MAFC authorities report that the split in fans is expected to be 50/50 between Lamonian and Myrtannian support sections. For the Dryads Army, it'll be a shouting match with Lamoni's cheering section, though we personally feel that the Army is at least rowdier in some ways.

Dania Figary will start the match in the reserve eleven, with Karan Sierer starting in her place. On-field captaining duties will be given to defender Tamar Ristaino, the next most experienced player on the pitch. Most sources expect Figary to enter the match in the second half, if at all. It all depends on how her ankle is feeling by that point.

The final from the VSC:

Myrtannia 3-2 Bazalonia

(Cassetty 10', Caffoso 30', Figary 82') (Yunn 40', Hampstead 62')

Posted by: Bazalonia Jan 26 2007, 09:40 PM

OOC: Myr, did you even read my RP? I gave the timings for the goals

Myrtanian Goal(early), Bazalonian equaliser, Half-time, Bazalonian goal, Myrtannian Equaliser, Myrtannian Goal

Where as your RP says

"Myrtanian goal, Myrtannian Goal, Bazalonian Goal, Half, Bazalonian Equaliser, Myrtannian Goal.

There is a bit of a difference there....

Posted by: Lamoni Jan 27 2007, 02:05 AM

As the team walked the streets of Halosen, Myrtannia in a group, they spotted some of the Myrtannian Defense Force checkpoints. Halosen looked like photos of Nephi, Lamoni (taken during the war against Novvs Atlantis) that some of the team members had seen when going through the Lamonian museum dedicated to "The Roman War," as it was called in Lamoni.

The Hawks would be spending the afternoon in drills for the match, but Manager-Select McNany figured that it couldn't hurt to broaden the cultural horizons of some of her players. Certainly, the security arrangements LOOKED impressive. They were forced to show ID's at every checkpoint; but the MDF and police forces let them pass when they realized that they were dealing with the Lamonian AOCAF team.

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Meanwhile, two couriers had been dispatched from the office of Lamonian President Stinson. One was headed for Myrtannia, and one for Yihsrael. Both were Colonels in the Lamonian National Police Force (the Lamonian equivalent to the RL FBI); and both had a message from President Stinson allowing the Colonels to be the Lamonian police liasons to the respective host nation if said host nation agreed to it. That way, the powers that be in the Free Republic could keep track of the hunt of the followers of the Great Lion. The freezing of the Lamonian AOCAF Reserves had swung public opionion enough to bring determination to "neutralize" the old school Rightist threat. Any Lamonian intelligence on the Rightists would be forwarded to both Myrtannia and Yihsrael, for rapid action.

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While this was going on, the Lamonian AOCAF team had finally reached the practice facility, to see that the security even extended here. They had to show their IDs again before they were admitted into the building. When they passed by the CCTV control room, they heard yelling from the Bazalonian scientists about where they were going to be able to find the 10,422,144,324,100 Watts that they felt that they were going to need. Frustrated watching the Bazalonians argue, team captain Farani picked up his cell phone; saw that he still had service here, and called his father in the Lamonian Chamber of Deputies.

Chamberlain Farani was enjoying a rare moment of quiet when the phone call from his son came in. The Chamberlain (Chamberlain is the title of those in the Lamonian Chamber of Deputies, if you couldn't tell) cursed, and then picked up the phone. His expression brightened considerably when he realized who was calling him. His son was his only living connection to his deceased wife, Antonia Farani. She had died in an automobile collision with a drunk driver. The drunk got life in prison, but that would not bring back his wife, the Chamberlain realized.

"Drugah," the Chamberlain began, "it's so nice to hear from you! And your team is in the AOCAF XVIII finals despite that Rightist madman! How are things?"

Slightly embarrassed, Drugah told his father about what the Bazalonian scientists were attempting to do, but that they said that they needed a way to generate 10,422,144,324,100 Watts of electricity. The Bazalonians were seemingly not going to be able to do anything without all that electrical power, and Drugah wanted his teammates freed from the pocket universe.

"Drugah, I have no idea how we are going to be able to generate that much electrical power, but let me call the Myrtannian Foreign Ministry, and the Bazalonian DFAT about this. I'll get back to you when i've heard from them."

With that, the call ended.

Posted by: Myrtannia Jan 27 2007, 04:39 AM

QUOTE (Bazalonia @ Jan 26 2007, 07:40 PM)

OOC: Yeah, what happened is that we were both posting at the same time. I realized the discrepancy between the posts when I went back and read your post. Here, then, is the correction.

IC: The Halosen News-Times regrets a series of errors made regarding the Bazalonia/Myrtannia semi-final match. Those responsible for them have been sacked. Here is the correct scoreline:

Myrtannia 3-2 Bazalonia

(Cassetty 7', Caffoso 63', Figary 87') (Kang 21', Richards* 55')

*Records are uncertain whether the second Bazalonian goal was scored by Lou Richrads or Everett Kang.

In addition, the News-Times wishes to correct the description of the manner in which the final two Myrtannian goals were scored. Sheron Caffoso scored on a penalty kick, rather than a normal goal. Figary's goal was scored as described, but with the play set up by a steal by Sarita Longknife, not a save by Rosario Zlotnik. We apologize for the errors.

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In Halosen, the scene was unlike anything seen since the days of the full scale conflict against the old Rightist regime the Great Lion had run. MDF troops hadn't been mobilized at such a level since the delayed offensive into the now former AR. With the re-establishment of AR as a democratic nation all the way on the other side of the region, it'd been thought that maybe Yihsrael and Myrtannia would get some peace and quiet. Not so.

With the bizzare terrorist strike against the Lamonian AOCAF contingent, the stadia in Myrtannia were under as heavy guard as was possible. President Akbar-Maheed didn't intend for another event to ruin the culmination of Myrtannia's AOCAF hosting job. The government's troopers were a bit edgy, and had caused some annoyance by double-checking IDs and such. Better safe than sorry, right?

Observing all of the security precautions was a handful of Yihsraeli Special Forces officers, brought in because of their expertise in dealing with Great Lion loyalists. The YSF had been fighting the likes of the loyalists since the assassination of ex-Lamonian president Stone in Yerushalayim. While some headway had been made, and at least one cell seemed to becoming increasingly desparate for recruits, the enemy was still out there.

*****

Meanwhile, the Lamonian police colonels were expected in both Myrtannia and Yihsrael. The one headed for Halosen would be directed to the command building of the Federal Department of Investigation (FDI). FDI director Lissa Kotonski, formerly the chief of the Vanhaanen Police Department, would certainly be eager to meet with the man.

In Yerushalayim, there was no official federal police force, per se. The Yerushalayim Police Bureau was in charge of the metropolitan area's policing, but matters like Great Lion devotees wasn't exactly their normal cup of tea. While the YPB had an anti-terrorism task force, the main anti-terror organization would be the Yihsraeli Army and Special Forces. There was, of course, the Mossad - the government's still-growing espionage and intelligence service. For now, it was likely that the Lamonian colonel would be working with the Army or Special Forces, with Mossad observers... including the Director for Anti-Terrorism Operations, Valentine Muskopf.

Posted by: Hypocria Jan 27 2007, 10:11 AM

Coach To Step Down

There are times when coaches of the Autocracy’s national side can seemingly do nothing right. No matter what their achievements. Former Starblaydi national coach Guylain N’Dumbu-Nsungu took the Hyppos to the final of the AOCAF at the very first attempt but now his time in charge is seen as a failure. Sarzonian Dave Wilson actually won the World Cup before his arrival at the helm and promptly led the side to AOCAF triumph. But he too never gave the fans what they really wanted, success in the World Cup. And after another poor qualification run Wilson followed Guylain out the door. Marcus Baxter is a different case entirely.

Baxter was already a living legend amongst the blue and white army following his international playing career in which he gained a national record 145 caps. He first came to prominence as captain of the Under-21 side and made his debut at Under-21 World Cup 15 against Sarzonia. A call up to the senior side was inevitable and for nearly two decades he was the beating heart of the side with his wonderful array of passing in the middle of the park.

When his playing career ended he could have walked away from the game, his status as a national hero secure. But that wasn’t to be the case and after hanging up his boots for the last time Baxter moved quickly into coaching and had spells in charge of the Under-21 side, the national academy and as assistant coach of the senior side. When Alex Santoro stepped down as coach of the seniors in the wake of the quarter final defeat to Krytenia at AOCAF XV it was Baxter who got the call to replace him.

It was always going to be a gamble as history shows that it doesn’t take a lot for national coaches to go from heroes to villains. But at the AOCAF, the only international tournament the nation now competed in, in Lamoni he got off to a wonderful start with his side hammering Neu Amerika 5 - 0. They would go on to reach the quarter final. As they would again four years later.

Despite the two disappointments the fans stayed on his side, delighted he had stuck with the attacking style of his predecessor. Although his sides might not always win they certainly gave good value for money. And at the current tournament in Myrtannia Baxter led the men in blue and white to the final four for the first time in over a quarter of a century. And although he won’t have the opportunity to repeat what he did as a player and lift the trophy as a coach it’s still been a return to form for the national side.

And Baxter clearly feels that the time is right to step aside and let someone else have a go. With his contract set to expire after the competition and no sign of a new deal on the horizon the rumours had already started but the coach has now officially confirmed the third place playoff match will be his last game in charge, with Director of Elite Football Javi Chavez the bookie’s favourite to take over after the tournament. While the FAH plan for the future Baxter will be looking for his players to send him out on a high.

Posted by: Myrtannia Jan 27 2007, 03:16 PM

RP Cutoff for Final Matches

Posted by: Bazalonia Jan 27 2007, 11:25 PM

The Bazalonian DFAT had no idea of any known substance that could provide the insane levels of power that the Theoretical physcists claimed they needed to bring the Lamonian reserves back from this alternate mini universe with no time.

They could not just indescriminately use the energy to destroy it (even if they had it) because destruction of the mini-universe would result in the destruction of those inside and that was outside of the parameters of the exercise. However they have the device that should theoretically work but is practically untested all they need is a power source.

The discussion among the Theoretical Physicists went to "What power source would the Atheistic Rightists have theoretical access too?"

Answers where farly stock answers nuclear, wind, solar, tidal, gravitational, geothermic.. etc any number of sources of electricty. However none of these would provide anywhere near the power needed and would require hundreds of years of charging just for one shot.

Then a suggestion came right out of left wing from one of the theoretical physicists that had been not participating in the discussion. "What about power from emotions? Emotions are certainly a driving force in much behaviour. What if they harnessed that energy and funneled it into a tiny ball of rage which broke out of it's shell and provided the energy to trap these guys in the timeless mini-universe?"

The others where standing around flabagasted they had never thought about that before... emotion fueled power... a certainly potent and theoretically possible power source. How to harness it though?

After some classified happenings for a few days things happened and the Theoretical physicists announced success they had charged a power module with enough emotional power to bring the reserves back.

They pressed the button and there was a breaking sound as the emotional power was released bringing the reserves back into the real world. The Lamonian's had been recovered and all the people that was frozen where now unfrozen even the gaurds.

How just hours later a bill was rushed through the Bazalonian government banning research into emotional power and all research conducted by the theoretical physicists to be destroyed. There where unforeseen consequences that resulted from the research and only people as crazy as the old-school rightists would even consider making further use of this technology.

OOC: Myrtannia has asked me to scorinate the final between him and Lamoni. I'll scorinate once I get the details from both Myr and Lamoni

Posted by: Lamoni Jan 28 2007, 12:24 AM

Houston, the Hawks got another trophy!

With a final score of 3-1, the Lamoni Hawks have received their second AOCAF cup; and also their second AOCAF cup in a row.

Lamonian fans were seen dancing jubilantly in the streets as the final whistle sounded in Halosen National Stadium in Myrtannia. Equally as momentous, the Bazalonian Theoretical Physicists had freed the Lamonian reserves, Manager, and some security gaurds from the timeless pocket universe that they had been stuck in since before the knockout match against Hypocria. Aside from some confusion as to why everyone in attendance was cheering when they were freed; all was well. When the newly freed reserves heard that the Hawks had won their second AOCAF cup, they joined in the celebration with a small amount of Lamodka each.

Back on the pitch, the Lamonian players shook hands with their Myrtannian opponents while the Eyas were cheering so loudly that the stands were shaking. A rousing (and loud) rendition of the Lamonian national anthem spontaneously began as the Hawks accepted the AOCAF XVIII cup; and it was truly an occasion to behold.

Manager Riyall quietly filed his retirement papers sometime afterward, and now Manger America McNany will take over his vacant spot.

Lamoni - 3
Myrtannia - 1

Posted by: Pacitalia Feb 1 2007, 11:21 PM

Saganyarov starts tenure as new Blue Foxes coach by lobbying accusations
Pacitalian manager asks FdFP and UAOFA officials to investigate match-fixing by Myrtannian hosts

TIMIOCATO (PSN) -- Back in the home country after another humiliating early exit from the Atlantian Oceanian Championship of Association Football, newly-minted Blue Foxes manager Sergei "The Bear" Saganyarov didn't waste any time in creating some more controversy at the AOCAF competition, this time accusing the Myrtannian hosts, and their Lamonian backup officiators, of systematic match-fixing and conspiracy, on the heels of complaints or concerns from several Pacitalian, Nojikan, Manhattanite, Bedistani, Vilitan, Starblaydi and Az-Czan football aficionados.

Since the accusations have been leveled by numerous fans, and concerned adorers of the sport, the Pacitalian media have jumped on the bandwagon, dubbing the unfolding scandal Lammyrgate after the two nations accused. It follows a trend lasting from AOCAF17, when Krytenia's mishandling of statistics led to a miscalculation in the official regional rankings and also to the screw-up's naming, Krytergate.

Several football associations, including the Pacitalian body (Federazione di Futaboli Pacitaliana, headquartered in Timiocato) had raised issue with the MAFC prior to the vote to select a host, remarking that the finishes of Myrtannian teams in various sporting events held by Allied States organisers were "very suspicious", especially when "the level of talent present on Myrtannian squads rarely, if ever, corresponded to the final results". Myrtannia gave an explanation in return that didn't apparently satisfy much of the region's football associations, but nonetheless the Myrtannians edged Az-Cz by a vote for the right to host AOCAF18.

Saganyarov says officials, referees and the Myrtannian Association of Football Clubs, the national body of the sport in the Allied States and the organisation directly responsible for managing AOCAF18, conspired against higher-ranked teams in order to give the home squad a better chance at securing at least a top-three finish.

"There's just no way in hell that Starblaydia, Vilita and Turori, Bettia, Hypocria and Nedalia, let alone our own squad, could have all dropped the ball, as it were, on this one," Saganyarov, an expatriate of the United Kingdom of Oceania, said in a press scrum at the Blue Foxes training facility Thursday. "No way at all - for six top-ten teams, save Krytenia for not participating and Lamoni because they're mates of the Myrtannians, it's just terribly unrealistic. I'm not saying the cup had our name on it - we definitely had a good shot at it, yes - but there's just no plausible explanation for so many great squads coming through and then dropping out of the skies in the second round and quarterfinals.

"It's debatable whether Myrtannia would have coasted so effortlessly through the group stage and the knockouts if the tournament were under any other host's control," he added, hinting that the MAFC's use of Lamonian officiating staff in their own matches was "nothing but a poor attempt to try and deflect suspicion about any bias on [the Myrtannians'] part." But, he said, "Lamoni, being perhaps the Myrtannians' greatest and most trustworthy friends and allies, would be the last nation I, personally, would use as a backup officiator, especially if I were trying to allay suspicion or concern about bias."

Saganyarov also had a few things to say about the Myrtannian "excuses" that home-pitch advantage and tradition had anything to do with the Dryads' success this time around.

"All these claims of 'home-pitch advantage' and 'just following tradition of the hosts always doing well in their own tournaments' are bollocks," he said. "There's no such thing as home-pitch advantage in a tournament of this scope - the fan support in these matches are always close to, or exactly, 50-50 split down the middle, even if the host is playing, and this is especially true in the group stage. To say the host nation's squad is automatically and especially qualified to do well in its own tournament is traditional is crap, I've never heard that.

"Any manager, executive or player that truly believes that needs to be slapped upside the head," Saganyarov added. "It's bloody ridiculous."

Saganyarov is advocating a minimum three-tournament suspension for the MAFC and the Dryads while similarly advocating a one-tournament suspension for the Lamonian football association. He also says AOCAF participants should band together to boycott the AOCAF18 results in protest of match-fixers, and that the three-tournament ban should be standard for anyone who chooses to meddle with the process of fairness in sport in future.

However, the new Blue Foxes manager was quick to point out that people shouldn't take away from the Hawks' victory when all was said and done. "If they made it to the final fair and square, good on them. The players deserved to win and we congratulate them for defending a title. But honestly... first of all, if this is a true case of match-fixing and conspiracy, we should boycott the results of this past championship, because [the players] would have had plenty of help getting to the final and that's clearly an uncomparable advantage. I think we should send the offenders to the corner to think about what they've done. We should throw the book at them. And, second of all, the Myrtannian squad shouldn't even have been on the map in this one - fairytale and Cinderella stories be damned."

Union of Atlantian Oceanian Football Associations (UAOFA) executives said they would "investigate the matter" while the FdFP said they would defer any suspicions to the UAOFA for the time being. FdFP president Ramón Mina declined comment on the matter.

Posted by: Lamoni Feb 2 2007, 06:24 AM

OOC: I ran all of the results of Myrtannian matches through both Bazalonia and ESF prior to posting them. Just one more check on the realisticness of the results. As for the rest, that's just Vil's scorinator (and/or Myrtannia himself) for you.

IC:

LFA rejects accusations by Pacitalia and others surrounding AOCAF XVIII

The Lamonian Football Association issued a statement today downplaying regional criticism against the back-up officiators that they provided to the MAFC for AOCAF XVIII.

"The LFA has never, and will never tolerate any instance of 'cheating.' When we hosted AOCAF XVI, we did not hear any complaints about match-fixing or conspiracy," LFA chairman Thomas Roberto stated. "When the MAFC invited the LFA to provide back-up officiators for AOCAF XVIII, we happily complied. It was our intention to provide fair officiating for all matches in which we were involved; and we did so.

Any nation that felt otherwise was welcome to file a complaint with the LFA, which would then have reviewed the complaint for validity. If any such complaint was found to have truth behind it, then we would annull the results of that match, and have the teams face each other again in a special 'do-over' match. We also had officials from both the Bazalonian and Demot footballing authorities review the performance of our back-up officiators in order to ensure that match-fixing or conspiracy could be rapidly pointed out and addressed.

As for the other matches in which the Myrtannian national side was not involved; as well as the AOCAF XVIII finals, the LFA was not in any way, shape, or form, involved. Thank you."

Posted by: Manhattan Prime Feb 5 2007, 08:13 PM

Manhattan Herald – 6th February 2007

Following unrest and accusations of fraud in the recent AOCAF from multiple sources, the Manhattan Football Association is debating today whether to make a formal complaint to UAOFA.

Many nations seem discontent with the fairness of recent results, with Pacitalian manager Sergei Saganyarov being the most vocal discontent claiming "There's just no way in hell that Starblaydia, Vilita and Turori, Bettia, Hypocria and Nedalia, let alone our own squad, could have all dropped the ball"

Manhattan Prime returned in shame from Myrtannia with 0 points for their efforts, although under-fire manager Ian Pierce declined to comment when questioned about match-fixing earlier today, although sources within the MFA admitted the recent AOCAF featured far too many 'surprises' with top ranked teams like Pacitalia, Nedalia and Starblaydia suffering group stage defeat to seemingly inferior opposition, and many fancied teams being dumped out of the competition earlier whilst the host’s performance was unexpected to say the least.

"Myrtannia are a strong side" an unnamed source commented, "and you'd be foolish to underestimate them. But reaching the final? Surely that should have been a step too far".

The MFA's decision is expected to be published shortly.

Posted by: Nojika Feb 10 2007, 02:10 AM

Nojikan FA requset formal investigation by UAOFA
A formal complaint and investigation request have been filed by FA President Alansa and national manager Alsn

ROZIER, NOJIKA -- Few people have ever dreamt that the most prestigious regional football competition in the world could be filled with conspiracy, lies, and corruption. But that’s just where the nightmares began for millions of fans around Atlantian Oceania.

Even before the Atlantian Oceania Cup of Association Football had completed its 18th installment, rumors of conspiracy and match fixing had begun to surface as teams expected to do very well seemed to disappear behind those nations expected to do very poorly. It however, became clear that nobody dared to speak out against the hosts in fear that their nation would in fact do poorly do to the apparent biased referring throughout the competition. Even world renowned media outlets failed to print stories accusing the Myrtannia and Lamoni officials of conspiracy.

In a press conference today at the Football Association’s headquarters in Imperial City, President Davido Alansa released a statement in regards to The FA’s own investigation into the allegations. Though Alansa did not state the exact findings of the inquiry, he did not deny that there was “something absolutely suspicious” surrounding the competition and called the officials and referring a “careless disgrace of the game and competition.”

“It pains me to think that anybody would dishonor this marvelous competition in this way. But we believe there is substantial evidence that the leading AOCAF officials and referees were involved in an elaborate scandal,” said Davido Alansa, President of the [Nojikan] FA, “We have completed our broad investigation, and with our limited resources, have determined that a more in depth investigation by the Union [of Atlantian Oceania Football Associations] is necessary.”

Further fueling the fire, Alansa stated that he, like Pacitalian manager Saganyarov, is advocating a three-tournament suspension for Myrtannia and a one-tournament suspension for Lamoni; “Should a conspiracy be exposed, we must not allow these cheaters to get away free. There must be a punishment for Myrtannia, Lamoni and any nation willing to cheat their way to the top in the future.”

“It’s absolute bull-explicitive removed- that the management of the Dryads and Hawks have taken everybody to be complete idiots and absolutely void of any common sense,” said national manager Jerrel Alson, “I’m personally offended that they felt they felt we were stupid enough not to catch on to their ways.”

“In addition to the suspensions that have been suggested for both involved parties, I request that The FA and every other regional association boycott the results in protest of these frauds and their supposed earned trophies.”

The Union of Atlantian Oceania Football Associations has yet to make announcement in regards to the complaints made by the Federazione di Futaboli Pacitaliana, the Pacitalian Football Association.

Posted by: Lamoni Feb 11 2007, 01:26 AM

LFA reacts to "Childish Namecalling"

Adding to the untrue rumors of any Lamonian being involved in a 'conspiracy' during AOCAF XVIII, the Nojikan FA have requested a formal investigation by the UAOFA.

This biased and (we think) politically motivated call has followed the wake of the also untrue allegations of Pacitalian manager Saganyarov; who is calling for suspensions for both Lamoni and Myrtannia. While the LFA cannot and will not be taken as the mouthpiece of the MAFC; they CAN and HAVE categorically denied all such accusations as untrue, and biased.

All games in which Lamonians were involved were reviewed by the nations of Bazalonia and Demot, in order to prevent anything untwoard from occuring. While lots of people in both Lamoni and Myrtannia loved watching the AOCAF XVIII cup match, there was no trickery or conspiracy or even fraud perpretrated by any Lamonian official. The LFA DEMANDS a full and immediate apology from both the Nojikan and Pacitalian media, forthwith.

Posted by: Bazalonia Feb 11 2007, 02:12 AM

OOC: Me and ESF both were told of scores generated by Lamoni before Myrtannia posted the official scores and can vouch that scores as provided by Myrtania were the ones we were told of.

IC:

Bazalonian officials apparently unfussed by such allegations and simply say.. "The official results were what actually happened on the field." before going on to other duties

Posted by: Az-cz Feb 11 2007, 03:19 AM

OOC: That doesn't prove anything. If they made up the scores or simmed until they got good results or whatever they wouldn't need to show you scores different from the ones they were going to post. Unless you saw there screen as they entered the numbers you can't verify they weren't cheating. But similarly you can't prove they were cheating. It's all circumstantial.

IC:

From the desk of Noz-Tf

We here in Az-cz suggest that this issue get dropped. While we admit that the cup was highly unlikely, there is no concrete evidence that anything unbecoming happened. We don't support an action to ban either team or to strip Lamoni of its title. If anything shoul d be done it should only be a reduction of ranking points for the two nations. But mostly we hope this is a lesson to the nations of Atlantian Oceania to more carefully consider the hosts and their history when choosing the host.

Noz-Tf
President Az-cz Football Federation

Posted by: Pacitalia Feb 11 2007, 03:43 AM

Saganyarov: I won't apologise
Pacitalian manager tells the LFA to grow up and to "stop ignoring the problem"

TIMIOCATO (PSN) -- After an inflammatory report from the Lamonian Football Association (LFA), which responded to allegations and reports in the media that it conspired with the hosting organisation, the Myrtannian Association of Football Clubs (MAFC) to cheat in AOCAF18, Pacitalian manager Sergei Saganyarov was once again on the offensive.

Saganyarov was livid that the Myrtannians had not yet responded to the allegations, leaving the Lamonians to desperately fend for themselves on the issue.

"It's crucial that [the Myrtannians] stop ignoring the problem," he said. "Ignoring and denying this does not make it all go away. The fact remains: they freely cheated, abused the sport and the tournament, and then they have the audacity to deny it. It's shameful behaviour. This only increases my desire to nail them to the wall for this disgusting act they've committed. I realise it is more likely that our evidence is circumstantial and that we are perceiving misuse of the system. But, even so, the burden of proof rests with [the LFA and MAFC] that they didn't cheat. When they prove it, we'll stop pursuing this. But if you can't even so much as spare the balls to address this issue in general, when so many fans and some football associations are grumbling and wondering openly about the veracity of the results, maybe you need to demand housecleaning at your end rather than seeking an apology which you don't deserve."

In its rebuttal, which is being criticised by media outlets and fans for looking more like a poorly-edited secondary school newspaper article than an actual press release, the LFA demanded an apology from both the Nojikan and Pacitalian media, likely for publishing Saganyarov's and Nojikan Football Association president Davido Alansa's comments. The LFA accused the FdFP and NFA in turn of "childish namecalling".

"Seriously? What a bunch of goons," Saganyarov replied, chuckling in earnest, when told about the LFA's demand of an apology from the Pacitalian media. "First of all, show me where we called you names. Don't turn this into something like a fight between teenage girls, because this is a serious issue, and you are insulting both sides of the argument by pretending that this is something trivial and that it's as simple as namecalling. Secondly, why are the media to blame for this? If you have something to say or demand, talk to me, say it to my face, and stop hiding behind such a weak counterpoint."

In true Saga style, he finished with a character response to a question about what he would try to accomplish, or what he would say, if a meeting ends up taking place at UAOFA headquarters to hash out the problem.

"I'd say grow the (expletive) up. That's what I'd tell them if I ever got a one-on-one meeting. Then I'd get up and leave."

Posted by: Myrtannia Feb 11 2007, 02:36 PM

MAFC Denies Match-Fixing, Calls For End to Finger Pointing

ooc: These accusations are absolutely ridiculous, in my opinion. I can say with complete honesty that I had nothing to do with the generation of scores for any Myrtannia matches. Lamoni did, as Bazalonia stated, scorinate my matches, and Baz scorinated the final. I agree that there were more upsets than usual in this AOCAF, but it's just what happened. As Az-cz pointed out, you have no proof of wrongdoing by anyone. In my opinion, the best course of action is to let the AOCAF XVIII results stand, and drop the issue. If it makes anyone feel better, I will be willing to sit out AOCAF XIX voluntarily, if everyone will just drop this.

HALOSEN - In their first official statements since the end of the now controversial AOCAF XVIII, the Myrtannia Association of Football Clubs at last responded to allegations of match-fixing and conspiracy. Present were the MAFC's chairman, the MAFC's AOCAF commission chief, the president of the Myrtannia Referee Union (MRU), and Dryads chief Zentrescu.

"These charges are serious ones, but unfounded. AOCAF is the longest running tournament in the region, and we would never abuse the privelege of hosting it. I can't stress enough that there was absolutely, positively, no match fixing on the part of the Myrtannia Association of Football Clubs," the commisssion chief stated.

"So things didn't go exactly as anyone planned on the pitch? That's what happens. With all the talk and this and that, it's all about what happens in ninety minutes on the pitch. I think some people are just being rubbed the wrong way because things didn't go their way this time," the MAFC chairman announced candidly, "Just deal with it, come back four years later, and give it another go."

While not demanding an outright apology, the MAFC offered as proof of impartiality the back up officiating by the LFA. This officiating was overseen by Bazalonian officials as well, to ensure complete impartiality in all Myrtannia matches. Bazalonia has already made the simple statement of "The official results were what actually happened on the field."

Furthermore, coach Zentrescu, a Pacitalian, issued a challenge to the accusers, "You ask for proof of innocence on Myrtannia's part, yet you have no proof of conspiracy yourselves. Is that a double-standard? It's my feeling that all of this is over-reacting on both sides of the issue. Lamoni hasn't helped by insisting there's been name-calling. This really isn't a childish arguement, but a serious discussion of ethics."

He went on to state, "I will make this clear as I can - there was absolutely no cheating on the part of the MAFC or the LFA in officiating the most recent AOCAF."

As evidence toward their innocence, the MAFC offered the case of AOCAF XVI, when no one batted an eye at Lamoni doing well in the group stage, then reaching the final. At that time, Lamoni held a regional rank close to that which Myrtannia held going into AOCAF XVIII. If there were no questions asked then, why should there be now?

"We urge all sides to drop the issue," pleaded the MRU's president, "A ban on participation in the tournament is drastic and unneccessary. Stripping Lamoni of its rightful title is also a gross overreaction."

In conclusion, the MAFC chairman added, "We are willing to sit down and talk with the concerned parties, but this back and forth arguing and denying is solving nothing. If there are still questions about this issue, we will refer them to the Bazalonian authorities, who recieved the same officiating results from the LFA as we did."