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Posted by: Lamoni Sep 5 2006, 10:48 PM
RP's go in this thread. Have at it, and have fun!

Posted by: Bazalonia Sep 5 2006, 11:16 PM
BazaB's challenge AO's Finest

Once again the Bazalonian BazaB's are heading to the latest AOCAF, this time in Lamoni. Their first appearance as the Bazalonian B Squad in their home AOCAF though facing the dangerous Starblaydi team in the round of 16, effectively destroying the teams hopes of getting to the quarter finals. Hopes of the BazaB's To progress through to the AOCAF Finals have been given a slight boost with their new AOCAF rating of being ranked 15th in the region, but still the dream is still that. The Starblaydi purples are the "bugbears" for the BazaB's and the hopes for the team are to pregress to the Semi-finals.

The BazaB's are looking towards the Bazalonian A team for inspiration as the team has gotten through their first World Cup Qualifiers to come out with a Qualification spot at the end. The BazaB's are not to be overshadowed by the performance of the A team and they have high hopes.

The Groups and such have yet to be released but the BazaB's are looking Strong as they travel to Lamoni.

Posted by: Dorian and Sonya Sep 6 2006, 12:03 AM
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Necromancers Ready to Work Magic

Queen Sonya Sabre was very happy that the host of AOCAF XVI would be none other than Lamoni. This would be her first trip to Lamoni and she was looking forward to the football action as well as making a political visit as well. Lamoni was one of the very few that held the Sylvanaes Kingdom in high enough regard to exchange embassies. Most others tended to view the nation as backward and behind in technology. Those may be valid points, but Lamoni had extended the hand of friendship that the Queen was to now shake in person.

As for the Group draw for this AOCAF. The Necromancers would face quite a challenge - but the Queen was extremely happy to have dodged both the hosts and Starblaydia.

Group B is where the Necromancers will work their magic, and it will need to be powerful if the squad wants to do well. #2 Bettia leads the group but will have to be in top form to hold off The Hyppos (#8). Without the WC to tire the squad, Hypocria will be looking to make some real noise here. #15 Bazalonia is the side to watch. They have played well, but the BazaB’s will need more talent than they showed in the last DI. They could sneak into the second spot should one of the top two falter. Then there is the Necromancers. We have been making small strides and this could be a break-through tournament for us. With Neu Amerika and Aurendia rounding out the group, the top four seem to be set.

Predictions
1 Bettia
2 Hypocria
3 Bazalonia
4 D&S
5 Aurendia
6 Neu Amerika

Now for a look at the other groups

Group A
1. Starblaydia - Just too much for everyone else
2. Lamoni - The host will only fall short against the Purple People Eaters
3. ASMV - Until they choke in the knock-outs
4. Az-Cz - These guys make enough noise for three squads and that will help
5. Miceland - Could very well end up 4th if the gnomes don’t watch their backs
6. Nojika - Slip Sliding Away
7. Tocapa - Will need some more of that BoF luck if they want to do well here.

Group C
1. Nedalia - Should easily take the group
2. Pacitalia - Could give Nedalia a good run but wont quite beat them
3. Qutar - maybe this is their time
4. Oliverry - Could finish anywhere on the table
5. Demot - Should make a nice run for 4th
6. Footballia - Hmmmm…………………..

Group D
1. Krytennia - Should have enough to hold off the regional founder
2. Vilita - Nice to see these guys in action again
3. Milchama - WC momentum. Enough said
4. TLC - Will struggle yet again
5. Myrtannia - Like us, slowly climbing up the ranks
6. Quakmybush - To much RP in this group to make any headway.

There you have it. Now to see how good we are.

Posted by: Miceland Sep 6 2006, 12:30 AM
There was a meeting of the Miceland Entertainment and Gaming Office, this was to discuss the challenging group that they had, including the hosts Lamoni. There was alot of Informatio available about Lamoni's political leanings, the apparent leader of the SDL, even though there is no such official position and has strong negative feelings for Starblaydia, another group A team.

ASMV, has apparently been courted by both sides though it is in a third alliance known as ASPIRE, not much is known about ASPIRE and it seems like it is there just to fool themselves into thinking it protects them or whatever goal's ASPIRE have it seems that Casari(not playing in this AOCAF) a major figure in ASPIRE seems just to want to get drunk, wether in space or on land.

Nojika a second team from the Strategic Alliance of Autocratic States to be in the only group of 7. Not as politically active but deadly nontheless

Az-Cz, our gnomish friends from the Baptism of Fire. It's about our turn for a win against the gnomes, our WC squad has proven to be superior than a number of so called, 'higher-ranked' teams. So whether we can steal the last qualification spot from Nojika. Is another question all together

Then there's Tocapa, A team that is also in the World Cup but has just entered the AOCAF. We are not sure how well or poorly this team will perform but expect this team to struggle against the powerhouses in this group.

MD 1: Miceland vs. Andossa Se Mitrin Vega
MD 2: Az-Cz vs. Miceland
MD 3: Miceland vs. Tocapa
MD 4: Miceland vs. Starblaydia
MD 5: Lamoni vs. Miceland
MD 6: Bye Day
MD 7: Miceland vs. Nojika

Posted by: Starblaydia Sep 6 2006, 06:08 AM
Starblaydis To Fly Flag Over Nephi
A purple reign in the heart of the Defence League?


Oh boy, ladies and gentlemen, what a geo-political treat we have for you in Group A. Never mind the fact that Starblaydia, eight years ago, defeated Lamoni in the Final of AOCAF14, or that Draggonnii Inviyatii hosts Andossa Se Mitrin Vega are present in this group, but this is much bigger than that. They say football isn't a matter of life and death - it's more important than that, but right here is the oppurtunity to sort out which of the three Atlantian Oceania regional alliances is top cat.

Starblaydia, feared heartland of the Strategic Alliance, the deadly purple peril who are the proud (and very vocal) owners the best team in the world and the best team in the region, as well as the best team at the recent Casaran Olympics. They are the RAWRCRUSH wherever they go. Then there's Lamoni, driving force behind both the inept Federation of Like-Minded States and now the brutal Strategic 'Defence' League. This enormous but poor nation will surely be receiving an economic boost from all the thousands of fans who will be arriving to spend their non-taxed cash in the dreary suburbs of Lamoni's backward cities. Finally, of course, don't forget the Vegans, who form part of the group that sounds like they should have screaming girls at their lip-synched concerts: 'ASPIRE'. This is the third, the youngest and also the quietist of the three major alliances, but can their football speak louder than their policies?

Not to be forgotten - as if we could - are Starblaydia's age-old Allies Nojika. Their participation in the AOCAF is sporadic at best, and Starblaydia's one hope for their ally would be to take some points of their hosts. See also Az-cz, the nation of gnomes who Starblaydia have already played in a pre-World Cup friendly match. Starblaydia's B-team won that three-nil, so a similar performance is expected from the AOCAF Squad. Also, as we're concentrating on weird-looking things, are the Mice of Miceland, a squad of eleven bigulated anthropomorphic mice. They play a 4-4-2, apparently, so something is normal about them, at least. Finally Tocapa, a team Starblaydia have barely heard of, never mind faced before.

Starblaydia are, once again, ranked first in the region and though the teams between them are jockeying for position, Starblaydia should remain the number one side in Atlantian Oceania after this tournament. Surely a sixth AOCAF title, lifted in the heart of one of Starblaydia's main rivals in the region, would be utter Boy's Own tales of daring do? Life is one big story, after all, so why not?

Posted by: Vilita Sep 6 2006, 09:28 AM
Turorian Outrage at Omission

Outrage swept accross the Nation of Turori late last night moments after the group draw had omitted their name from the combination Vilita & Turori entry into the upcoming AOCAF tournament. Turori, having only 28 cocoabo's trained for competition, were unable to field a team of their own due to the cocoabo's commitment to the upcoming Cup of Harmony tournament in Dance 2 Revolution and Spaam. However, out of the grace of their heart, the Vilitan Football Association agreed to allow a joint entry between the two nations, although it is likely to resemble the former Czechoslovakian hockey team, where it will be all the nation of Turori could do to have two names on the final team sheet.

Turori, however, has taken a front seat in the most recent joint effort between the two nations, where Turorian born Jericei Iobabao has taken an early lead after a win and a series of pole qualifying runs in the Atlantian Oceania Motorsports Championships for the Vilita & Turori open wheel team. Many Turorians, already excited about the performances of Iobabao, were looking forward to this new joint effort between Vilita & Turori, but were obviously dejected to find the "& Turori" left off the ball in the group draw in Lame-oni.

It remained unclear at the time of publishing whether sufficient steps had been taken to ensure that the hosts were aware that the Vilitan FA was expanding it's regulations to allow Turorian selection on the regional stage.





Posted by: Demot Sep 6 2006, 12:18 PM
Demot Daily ~ Group C It Is

With the drawing of groups in the 16th edition of the AOCAF, Demot finds themselves in group C. The team will be alongside the sqauds from Nedalia, Pacitalia, Olilverry, Qutar, and fellow newcomers Footballia. While it is true that the team knows little of its competition, even after the recent run in the WC30 qualifying, the team is in merry spirits. The team is espicially ready to give it their all as Charlie Whitehurse decided to put off his retirement for this competition. The veteran goalkeeper has 78 caps for the team and has over a dozen shutouts in his international career. He will be sorely missed once he retires, but for now he will look to safeguard the net of his nation and lead his squad onto victory and glory.

Schedule
MD1: Bye
MD2: Qutar v Demot
MD3: Oliverry v Demot
MD4: Nedalia v Demot
MD5: Bye
MD6: Footballia v Demot
MD7: Pacitalia v Demot

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Posted by: Pacitalia Sep 6 2006, 01:45 PM
Lamoni gets set to host the region
Blue Foxes say they "don't plan to stop" until the cup is in their hands


NEPHI (PSN) -- And so, the action kicks off here in the sixteenth edition of the Atlantian Oceanian Cup of Association Football. Not only has it been a record-setting edition, with twenty-five teams signed up to play for the region's highest sporting award, but geopolitical analysts are noting the very coincidental grouping-together of Starblaydia and the hosts Lamoni, who are all but the bitterest of enemies.

In Group A, one squad from each of the three major alliances has been thrown into the mix: Lamoni, Starblaydia and Andossa Se Mitrin Vega all face good chances of finishing first in the group while bookmakers are giving good qualifying odds to Az-Cz and Nojika as well. It should be an interesting group as we watch to see whether the SAAS, SDL or ASPIRE prevail in this group. Group A is also the only one of the four with seven teams.

Group B is most certainly the Group of Death in this competition. With defending champs, and friends of the Blue Foxes, Bettia dealing with the stiff attacks of Hypocria, the solid defending of the Bazalonians and the up-and-coming talents of Dorian and Sonya, Group B provides teams with strengths in one of every department and will provide matches where scorelines in the group stage end up closer than expected.

Group C hosts the Blue Foxes, and the home-side squad faces its toughest competition in third-ranked Nedalia. However, if one was to go by AOCAF rankings, Pacitalia (in ninth) would be inclined to finish second in the group and qualify. However, a savvy football fan knows that is never the case; indeed it is hard work that will get one into the knockouts. Following the Lions and Blue Foxes into the third group are Oliverry, the Islands of Qutar, and two newcomers: Footballia and Demot.

Finally, in Group D, we see Vilita, Myrtannia, Quakmybush, the Lowland Clans, Milchama and Krytenia. This was the second candidate for the Group of Death mainly because five out of the six squads in it have formerly been contenders for the trophy or have won it at least once. It should be a battle right to the finish line as Krytenia battles with Vilita and Myrtannia (yes, Myrtannia) for first.

Our official stock

Group A
Starblaydia
Lamoni
Andossa Se Mitrin Vega
Nojika
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Az-Cz
Miceland
Tocapa

Group B
Bettia
Hypocria
Dorian and Sonya
Bazalonia
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Neu Amerika
Aurendia

Group C
Nedalia
Pacitalia
Oliverry
Footballia
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Islands of Qutar
Demot

Group D
Krytenia
Vilita
Myrtannia
The Lowland Clans
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Milchama
Quakmybush

Posted by: Bettia Sep 6 2006, 02:04 PM
Daunting?

Well that's one way of looking at it, for in these troubled times Bettia's beloved footballers have to do something they have never done before - defend their hard-earned crown.


But whilst the senior team are busy preparing for the World Cup, the FAB have decided that rather than having them sit around twiddling their thumbs waiting for the massively-delayed Under-21 World Cup to kick off, the Young 'Uns will be flying the green and gold flag for the Blessed Realm.

Having hauled themselves up to number two in the regional rankings, Bettia have been seeded top of Group B. First up will be the mystical Necromancers of Dorian & Sonya, real up-and-comers whom the Young 'Uns would be foolish to underestimate. After a well-earned day off, Bettia face newcomers Neu Amerika and Aurendia before squaring off against Bazalonia for the second AOCAF running.

However, it will be Matchday Six that our fans will be looking forward to most, as Bettia face off against next-door neighbours Hypocria in a match which (if all things go according to plan) should be a real goal-fest and could very well decide the group winners. Of course, we say 'if all goes according to plan' - that's something that hasn't happened for what seems an eternity thanks to the recent invasion of giant ants which has seen numerous football pitches ripped up, Bettia's top goalkeeper forced into early retirement (having your hand bitten off is a real career-killer, especially if you're a goalie) and of the nation's brightest strikers seemingly carried off to his doom.

With this in mind, preperations have been far from ideal, but we in the Blessed Realm are made of stern stuff, and if those P.I.S.S.ers and their giant ants think that this can put us off, they'd better think again!

So come on you fans all over the country, come on all you lovers of Takilan footy, come on all you who love this Blessed Realm of ours... CRY OUT AS ONE - BETTIA! BETTIA!


Fixtures

MD1: BETTIA vs. Dorian & Sonya
MD2: Bye
MD3: BETTIA vs. Neu Amerika
MD4: BETTIA vs. Aurendia
MD5: BETTIA v Bazalonia
MD6: BETTIA v Hypocria
MD7: Bye

Posted by: Lamoni Sep 6 2006, 03:13 PM
Lamoni ready for AOCAF 16

The Hawks are ready for AOCAF 16, and this one has an importance that no other AOCAF has had for Lamonian fans. This AOCAF will be hosted here in Lamoni itself. The stands will be packed with Lamonian fans watching and cheering for their team, and hopefully this will prevent another meltdown like AOCAF 15's team. After advancing to the knockouts with just two points (a AOCAF record low), they lost in the first round. If something like that happens again, you can bet that there will be outrage among the Lamonian public, and laughter directed at Lamonian sports in general.

The group draw has placed the Hawks in Group A, so let's see who else we are with.

GROUP A

Starblaydia
Lamoni
Andossa Se Mitrin Vega
Nojika
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Az-Cz
Miceland
Tocapa

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Note that the above list is also how we think that Group A will look at the end of the group stages. The top four in each group will advance to the 'round of 16,' which promises to be even more exciting than the group stages. Groups B and D are going to be especially exciting in this AOCAF, due to the fact that both can be termed 'group of death.'

The Lamonian AOCAF office has stated that the AOCAF will start within one or two days, and that they are just waiting on regional founder Vilita to supply them with one final, critical mathematical forumla.

Posted by: Hypocria Sep 6 2006, 03:47 PM
Let The Games Begin



Finally. International football is here again. It’s been a long old wait since the last AOCAF but the blue and white shirts have been dusted off and the Hyppos are ready for action. They may have a new coach and a couple of new players but the goal remains the same. To actually put in a competitive challenge for the AOCAF trophy. And it’s a trophy the new coach is very familiar with having captained the Hyppos to lift the prize at AOCAF XI, scoring both goals of the final in the process. And his aim will probably be to continue the good work of his predecessor. Before their elimination in a tight quarter final against Krytenia Alex Santoro’s side had been in scintillating form, banging in 15 goals in four group games and a further 4 in the second round match. And for his first AOCAF the coach was probably quite happy with the group his charges have been drawn in.

First up in Group B it’s those socialists from Neu Amerika. A nation that is apparently proficient in a sport known as “basketball” but as AOCAF debutants expect them to struggle here. Bazalonia, a team that debuted at AOCAF XIII and in their first ever match humiliated the Hyppos 3 - 1. But that was their first team. With the nations best players off to the world cup lightening shouldn’t strike twice. Should it? Is there any nickname more terrifying than the Necromancers? Probably not, but sadly the guys and gals of both Dorian and Sonya have not managed to be quite as intimidating on the pitch. They are however improving all the time and a place in the knockout stages looks almost a certainty.

Matchday 6 will be host to a real Verdana humdinger as two of the most attacking sides around go head to head. It’s Hypocria versus Bettia, Hyppos against Aroras, champions against former champions, SAAS against SDL and neighbour against neighbour. It’s a good job we have a rest day before hand. And finally there’s the somewhat anticlimactic fixture against Aurendia, a nation you feel will battle with fellow debutants Neu Amerika for the dubious honour of not finishing bottom.

Posted by: Milchama Sep 6 2006, 05:03 PM
Milchama News-Today-Tommorow-Chronicle-Telegraph-Journal-Update -Register-Sun-Enquirer-Post-Gazette-Times-Picayune-Herald

Sports Section

Milchama get makeable draw

Well here we are on the verge of another with a yet unnamed B team but yet the draw is out and the people are predicting. Coach Patrice Thibault said, "We have a chance for advancement here. We have been in like 5 AOCAFS now with little to no success but now is our breakout year. Why? because a source told me that we would "RP" whatever that means."

This can only be good so let us look at the group:

Group D
Krytenia: I think they made the finals last time. Regardless they are a good team. We will probably but one never knows.
Vilita- When was the last time they were in an AOCAF? And when was the last time they actually did something in an AOCAF? Since I don't know they're probably terrible. We can beat Vilita.
Myrtannia- We haven't faced them before. Although they have had success in AO if only they would go on the NS forums. Success would await them there also.
The Lowland Clans- WHY? WHY? WHY?
Milchama- Hey that's us!
Quakmybush- They seem to always have good luck so you can never can count them out no matter what. However this might be just be their first time so it will be hard and we could and should win.

Posted by: Az-cz Sep 6 2006, 09:17 PM
Gt-Wl: I'm here today with the new AOCAF manager Hurin Menegroth. Welcome to Az-cz.

Hurin Mengergroth: Thanks.

Gt-Wl: What are your impressions of Az-cz?

HM: So far I really like it. Everyone's been very friendly and the scenery is beautiful. Plus I've really enjoyed the Az-czid sports.

Gt-Wl: Have you been to see the Nation States Kleptochase Championships?

HM: Yes I went with Bub-Rub and his legendary father Tex-Mex. Watching a sport with the greatest ever at it is pretty exceptional. Tex-Mex was able to explain all the small points. It was great. Of course I was cheering on my dwarves. That Nurri is really something. I also have been to see kleptoball, which is a great sport.

Gt-Wl: Alright, let's talk about your tactics.

HM: Well like coach Levesque I run a 3-5-2, but I'm using more central midfielders. Even more than the other gnome team our focus will be on controlling the midfield.

Gt-Wl: Let's look at our opponents. We open with Nojika.

HM: This is a bit of an unfortunate match to open up with. This is they key match. There the likely 4th place team, which is what we're trying to get to. We need to pull an upset here to get in good place for qualification.

Gt-Wl: After that is our good friends from Miceland.

HM: Indeed we have plenty of experience with them. In both countries short footballing history this will be the 4th match. I'm counting on the players to help me understand their tactics. Again this match will be very important. We really have to hit the ground running in this AOCAF.

Gt-Wl: The third match is against the hosts, Lamoni.

HM: This is the first opportunity match that we can afford to lose. Lamoni is a naturally strong side, so it'll be tough. We can take points off of them, but we'll have to play our best.

Gt-Wl: Day four is against Tocapa, how do you feel about them?

HM: Another match where the players are very important. They beat them in the Baptism of Fire, so we're hoping to do so again. They're probably the weakest in the group, but they're still a good side, making the last 8 in the Baptism of Fire. We can't look past them.

Gt-Wl: Match day five is a bye then we face Starblaydia.

HM: Yes, I'm definitely looking forward to this. Hopefully I'll be able to tell the men just the points to hit. That knowledge of Starblaydia will help, but they're the number one team in the region and the world for a reason.

Gt-Wl: We finish the group stage with ASMV.

HM: Of the three top teams this is the most likely place to earn points, but if we need them for qualifying we're in trouble. Andossa Se Mitrin Vega brings it in Atlantian Oceania competition, so they'll be definitely a tough team.

Gt-Wl: What's your overall group summary?

HM: We ended up in the most difficult group to advance from, I believe. Unfortunately with Starblaydia, Lamoni and ASMV looking like locks we're basically fighting with four teams for one spot. Being in the seven team group is naturally a disadvantage, but having the best team and the hosts makes it that much harder. However I've got a veteran side with a lot of talent, so we'll have a good chance. What's important is to get out to a flying start. That will make all the difference.








Posted by: Aurendia Sep 6 2006, 10:38 PM
Raptors hope to avoid last place in AOCAF group of death

Another tournament means another defending champion waiting for Aurendia in the qualifying rounds. Following an unsuccessful World Cup XXX campaign that included losses to defending champs Casari, a similar challenge awaits Team Aurendia heading into AOCAF XVI. Foremost among the Raptors’ Group B opponents in Lamoni are the AOCAF XV champs from Bettia, along with other heavyweights including Bazalonia, Dorian & Sonya, and Hypocria. Filling out Group B is Neu Amerika, another nation making an AOCAF debut. With Bazalonia, Bettia, D & S, and Hypocria expected to earn the top four spots in the group and advancement into the next rounds, it will likely come down to a battle with Neu Amerika to avoid the bottom spot.

Nonetheless, Aurendia's fans are in high spirits, with several thousand expected to make the voyage to Lamoni. Expect those high spirits to combine with fine Lamoni liquor to result in record numbers of streakers for Aurendian football matches, especially considering that it's now for charity as well as entertainment. AurendiCorp leads the list of companies that have pledged to donate 100 rendis to various charitable organisations for each streaker at a Raptor game. All in all this should prove to be a very entertaining tournament for Aurendian football fans, even if the final standings will be a bit disappointing.

Schedule:
MD 1: Bye
MD 2: Dorian & Sonya vs Aurendia
MD 3: Bazalonia vs Aurendia
MD 4: Bettia vs Aurendia
MD 5: Bye
MD 6: Neu Amerika vs Aurendia
MD 7: Hypocria vs Aurendia

Posted by: The Lowland Clans Sep 6 2006, 11:34 PM
GRAHAM CITY SUN - Sports Section: AOCAF Coverage

StarsB Look To Continue AOCAF Success

LAMONI - Today as the StarsB flew into Lamoni to prepare for the AOCAF, they look to repeat the quarter-final birth that they made in the last Championship. Once again accompanied by Manager Casey Dellet, who took over the B team while Director Davies took the helm of the national team for the Cup of Harmony. Captain Yusi Irileneev declared that it was his goal to finish at least forth, and to reach the semi-finals. His teammates and manager also supported it, and vowed to play their hardest to achieve. Meanwhile with the group graw, we can now take a look at who the StarsB will be facing in the qualification stages.


CODE
GROUP D (Predicted Finishing Spot)

Krytenia (1st)
Vilita (3rd)
The Lowland Clans (2nd)
Milchama(6th)
Myrtannia (4th)
Quakmybush (5th)


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First come familiar faces in Krytenia, who were in the StarsB qualification group the last time around. After getting off to a rough start, they breezed through the rest of the group stage and should do the same here. Vilita on the other hand, is back after an abscence, and should struggle because of it, allowing the Allied States to jump up into second in the final group stage. Once again, the Milchamans should suffer and experience two very painful upset losses to Quakmybush and Myrtannia, and will will be rewarded with the wooden spoon. Mrytannia and Quakmybush, should both do well, each challenging the teams they play, but ultimately do not have the talent to get very far otherwise.

Posted by: Andossa Se Mitrin Vega Sep 6 2006, 11:49 PM

Nyriads Ready To Prove Themselves

QUOTE (Project Erosis Field Report)



Project Erosis - Phase IV
Field Test Progress Report
Breann Mikkola, Supervising Controller

The 4th phase of the Erosis project is now set to begin. As you well know, phase III was based around the Nyriad Test Group’s participation in the Women’s World Cup. Those tests went very well as the subjects of the tests performed very well in that competition, but the time has now come for an upgrade in the competition level that will challenge our subjects. The AOCAF was the only logical choice.

Now the Nyriad Test group will face quite a challenge in the form of the mighty Starblaydia and the host squad from Lamoni. Now we have a chance to prove that the Erosis project has produced the desired results once and for all. But do not be surprised to see the subjects struggle against the top sides in the group. Our project has produced great results in most areas of testing. However we have not been able to solve the issues of individual speed with this group. Add to that a lack of experience that both top sides have, and you see the beginnings of the quandary.

But all in all, things should go very well and our test group should move into the knock-out stages fairly easily. But it does remain to be seen just how good the test group will perform with the tougher level of competition.

More to follow as the tests get under way.

Posted by: Az-cz Sep 6 2006, 11:54 PM
ASMV,

Was your last post before this, something that would be public knowledge or no? It seems like it was broadcast and if it is I want to write a response RP, but if it's secret, than clearly I won't. Let me know. Thanks

Az-cz

Posted by: Andossa Se Mitrin Vega Sep 7 2006, 12:17 AM
OOC - Technically that is a field report from the Supervising Controller of the field test group to the Erosis Project Directors. This isnt common knowlege just yet, but some slight insight can be gained from my nations facts on the NS site when you pull it up. That is general knowlege - or at least rumor of it. biggrin.gif

Posted by: Az-cz Sep 7 2006, 12:20 AM
Ok. The ASMV news network logo threw me for a loop.

Posted by: Tocapa Sep 7 2006, 12:24 AM
(OOC: See my roster post for name correlation.)

"I assure you, sir, we have checked over the plane, thoroughly, and there appear to be no snakes on this plane," assured the flight attendant.

"Vell, you never can be too careful now-a-days, un-huh," said Brai Trus. He nervously dangled what appeared to be a snake-bite kit, bag of airline peanuts, and a barf bag half filled to capacity in his hands. Backup defender Olore Steva sat next to him, silently praying that Trus got one of the three mixed up with another.

Atlantian Oceanic Flight 816 to Lamoni for the start of the Atlantian Oceania Cup of Association Football. The players couldn't wait to get back home, rest for a change, and hopefully never get called up to play again by anybody. Stowe Erroe sat inattentively, noting that once all this football stuff was over, he'd finally have time to get back to planning his mother's death.

"Can you believe this ****? Playing in the AO cup and the Cup of Harmony at the same blasted time?" asked Blace Oraor of Erroe. Erroe simply sat and stared, despondent, wondering if a short sword or a dagger would be more effective.

"And did you see who else ve got in our group? Ve got Az-Cz and The Mice of Miceland! I can't believe that, after ve already played them in the Baptism of Fire," continued Oraor.

"Vasn't one of those teams a bunch of mice?" queried Cler Bestov.

"I thought that vas Lexington SC," replied Jerro Smiss.

"I thought it vas Marion Oaks 2," added Trolo Culur.

"It couldn't have been both Lexington SC and Marion Oaks, idiot," said Smiss.

"I don't think that's vhat he meant," Bestov said.

"There's mice on the plane?" asked the startled Trus.

"There's no ********* animals on the plane!" shouted the flight attendant from another room.

"Vait, vait, vhich country are ve from?" asked the now incredibly confused Culur.

"Tocapa," added what was now an indistinguishable voice.

"I thought ve vere from Turori."

"Did ve ever go to Turori?"

"No, ve vent to Vuam and Isma."

"Who said Vilita?"

"Aren't Vilita and Turori the same?"

"No, Turori's part of Vilita."

"Then vhy isn't it called Vilita?"

"Enough!" shouted a now fully-enraged Erroe. "Look, ve're from Tocapa. Ve're going to Lamoni. Ve've never been to Vilita, or to Turori, vhich is a colony of Vilita from my understanding. Does anybody have any questions?"

"But then vhere did the mice come from?"

"Mice? Vhere? Dear grim ve have to get off this plane!"

"No one's getting off until ve get to Lamoni!"

"Are you sure they vere mice?"

Erroe now began to tune out the irrelevant melodies being played by his teammates. "Maybe on the flight back I can crash the plane into my mother's house," muttered the disturbed forward.

"Vhat did you say?" asked the nearby Jayk Heshar.

"I said I'm going to crash the ******* plane."

"Oh."

Posted by: Lamoni Sep 7 2006, 02:34 PM
RP CUTOFF MD 1

Posted by: Andossa Se Mitrin Vega Sep 7 2006, 07:09 PM
OOC to Az - the logo was put in strictly out of habit and shouldnt be there. I cant edit it out. Opps. have to watch that next time.

Posted by: Dorian and Sonya Sep 7 2006, 11:47 PM
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Necromancer Push Bettia In Opener

Queen Sonya Sabre was more than happy for the relaxing visit to regional friend Lamoni. This was far better than all the security and such issues that normally surrounded her visit to foreign soil to watch a Sylvanaes squad in action.

And the Necromancers were to test their magic against the top side in the group on the very first day. This was quite a match. And the first time D&S had faced Bettia (as far as anyone remembers). So what would the match have to offer? A far closer result than Bettia would have liked to see.

The scoring was slow to begin as both sides were a little out of sorts and attempting to adjust. Melonie Gaffer would change that in the 41st minute on a somewhat sloppy shot that slipped past the Bettian keeper. The first half ended with D&S up on the favorite 1-0.

But that would not last very long. Bettia would take the pitch with a vengeance as the second half began and keeper Cierra Samantha had her hands completely full trying to stop the onslaught of shots. Five minutes played and Bettia had taken a 2-1 lead. Things looked as if they would quickly get out of hand.

But the Necromancers can play some defense. Horacio Wais and Lupe Tatu made their presence felt as they took it upon themselves to even the flow of the match. Tatu’s set-up for Gaffer in the 62nd minute would see the Necromancers pull even with Bettia.

Back and forth the match would go as each side tried to capitalize on their chances, and neither finding much success. But in the end it would be the experience of Bettia that triumphed in this one. A goal in the 83rd minute would seal a 3-2 victory for the best side in the group and the Necromancers were left defeated and trying to find the silver lining.

It wasn’t hard to find. A 2-3 result with Bettia was a very positive start to things here in AOCAF XVI. That and the fact that we didn’t get hammered like Neu Amerika did against Hypocria. That one was brutal - and that might be an understatement.

Next up for the Necromancers is a match with Aurendia. If the positives from the match today carry over to that one we should manage a nice win.

Posted by: Andossa Se Mitrin Vega Sep 8 2006, 01:17 AM
OOC - Thanks Vil
IC-


QUOTE (Project Erosis Field Report)



Project Erosis - Phase III
Field Test Progress Report
Breann Mikkola, Supervising Controller

Things were not what we had expected today. All of our tests to this point had involved human opponents so our training had been set accordingly. Unfortunately our subjects had to face a group of “Bigulated” Mice. (We really need to check into obtaining that technology) and the test group seemed to struggle with the whole concept.

And things were very ugly early as those mice took a 2-0 lead and looked to put us away without a fight. But our subject made their adjustments in the second half and Raisa Pyun would pull us within a point in the 70th minute. And then  the Nyriads group attempted to get the score that would even things up. And in the 86th minute, Reagan Smythe looked as if she would get that score. But then the unthinkable happened. Smythe tripped over the tail of one of those freak mice things. Despite adamant protests that this was indeed a penalty, no card was shown. Miceland pulled off the upset.

Things look tough now. The next test is against Nojika. The test group should perform better against human opponents. More to follow after the results are in

End report.

Posted by: Az-cz Sep 8 2006, 06:18 AM
Az-cz Scroll
Lamoni
Em-Nm

Gnomes earn draw in first ever AOCAF match

In the game against Nojika Az-cz played hard and earned a draw, a very happy result for the team.
Nojika proved to be a hard opponent and both sides took a while to figure each other out. Without the play making of Pizelkaxrovsky, who had been chosen for the Cup of Harmony squad instead, the Gnomes struggled to make attacks early. They were back on their heels but Zax-Im and Hubertino were able to keep the defense strong for most of the first half.
However right before the end of the first half Sim-Blr showed the nerves of his first start and allowed the Nojika player to take the ball and fire in a quick goal on Dn-Zf. Both teams slowed the pace down for the last 3 minutes of the half.
At halftime Menegroth pushed the offense forward bringing on Lur-Mn for Sim-Blr. This attacking formation proved to be a strength against Nojika. The offense put on the charge and you could see the Nojika defenders wearing down.
Although they held the Az-cz attack at bay for quite a while in the 78th minute If-Wt finally set up Bub-Rub for the equalizer. For the rest of the half Az-cz looked much better and seemed almost certain to score again, but they just couldn't find the goals. If they had a bit more time they could've earned three points, but as it is came away with a well deserved point.
Next up is Miceland, the big suprise of the opening day, stunning Andossa Se Mitrin Vega. That result means that if there is a winner in the game that team will be well positioned for qualification.

Posted by: Az-cz Sep 8 2006, 06:55 AM
MC: Joining us today for our first AOCAF press conference are coach Menegroth, captain Zax-Im and man of the match Bub-Rub.

Menegroth: I'm pleased with todays performance. We earned a point and we looked to be the better team. Those are both big accomplishments. At any rate we've proved that we won't roll over in the face of other Atlantian Oceania teams. I'm proud of the team.

[translated from "Aye, t'wer reet grand. Gorrus point, laddie. Yer ken Gnomes were best on t'pitch, that be grate. Auger'fe future agin t'others, me laddies, grand!"]

Az-cz reporter 1: Compared to your experience with Starblaydi players how do the Gnomes compare?

Menegroth: In terms of raw talent they're just as good. You can see how they could become an elite squad. Of course they don't have the knowledge yet, but this is definitely a country to watch.

[translated from "Ahh nay bad, laddie. Agin t'auger're reet, smashin' later on. They no ken a Kruti fay'a Lugnut, but ye wait.""]

Az-cz reporter 2: How does this set up our qualification chances?

Menegroth: It's not great, but it doesn't hurt. Now there's a lot of pressure on the Miceland match. We need at least a draw, and probably a win to put ourselves in good qualification position.

[translated from "Nay bad, be reet. They roden no namby, level o'thashin for pay advaancin'."]

Az-cz reporter 3: Zax-Im, how does captaining this squad compare to captaining the World Cup squad.

Zax-Im: It's interesting. I have to do more with my actual footballing and less with my leadership on this team. Players like Hubertino are the younguns rather than a true kid like Kn-Dg.

Az-cz reporter 4: What's the outlook for the Miceland match?

Zax-Im: Quiet confidence. We know we can beat them. This is a huge match. In many ways you can argue that it's more important than the Baptism of Fire semifinals. Either way, both teams know what the other can do. We're hoping to pull further ahead in our friendly rivalry.

Az-cz reporter 5: Do you think it's unfair that you've got put together again?

Zax-Im: No. This is the first time we've actually been in the same group for a competition. Yes it's the fourth match in a very short history for both countries, but I don't have a problem with that. We're please by their success and hope the same is true from them.

Az-cz reporter 6: How does this goal compare to the others you've scored?

Bub-Rub: It's different, but it's one I'd rank very high. Hopefully I'll prove my striking prowess throughout this tournament.

Az-cz reporter 7: No connection to football, but are you worried about your father racing?

Bub-Rub: Yes, but it's his life. If he wants to risk in a high speed car, who am I to stop him.

MC: Alright, one more question.

Az-cz reporter 8: Any ruffles for the next match?

Menegroth: Nope. We're running my system for now. I don't see any reason to deviate from the plan.

[translated from "Nay, laddie, ye ken me stragema, ye basitds."]






OOC: Translations edited in (completely unrequested) by Starblaydia - Dwarves just dunnae talk like that, laddie. - Star

Posted by: Miceland Sep 8 2006, 08:39 AM
A Miceland ESF agent was there as a watcher, observing the match between the
Andossa Se Mitrin Vega match. There was something odd about the team, the mice getting 2-0 up on a supposedly strong team. Last time the Mice acheived such an uspet 1-0 against Tadjikistan, that scoreline was the result of an uncontrolled magical discharge that resulted in the majority of the match being a game of statues rather than a game of football. But this was different, the Nyriad squad, which apparently replaced a more normal River Dragon squad for the Vegans where totally reacting in an unusual manner. Fievel Churchmouse and Charity Fieldmouse managed to fairly easily get past the Vegan defense in the 23rd and 41st minutes of the match.\

After the half-time break the Nyriad squad seemed to ramp up, no further goals where scored until the 70th minute where a much improved Raisa Pyun scored a goal getting the ball past Pinky WinslowMouse, the goal keeper. In an un-precented event a member of the Nyriad squad had tripped over Reepicheap's Tail. Meagan Smythe it was. 'Reep' was trying moving to a position to prevent a cross to another member of Nyriad squad and well, meagan either mustn't of been looking or purposefully took a dive over Reep's tail. The Nyriad squad protested and claimed it was a foul but the referee ordered that there was nothing un-toward on behalf of Reepicheap(as the tail was obviously trailing behind on the ground) and that the mice should not be penalised for their physicality and for matters that they could not control.

The ESF agent, an unbigulated mouse, felt a hunch that strange things where going on with the Nyriad squad particularily why that squad was choosen over the Vegan's standard B-Squad the River Dragons. Being careful to keep out of sight of the squad and associated peoples he followed, trying to findout more than just Nyriadian tactics for the AOCAF.

Posted by: Starblaydia Sep 8 2006, 10:02 AM
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New blog entry: Coffee and Chatrooms in Nephi

Here goes nothing! Greetings to everyone from Nephi, Lamoni! They even have internet cafes over here, so I'm able to update my blog from the other side of the region, isn't the internet great? Anyways our squad has flown into Lamoni and, I have to admit, most of us were a little worried about what we might be going into. This ain't exactly the country with the greatest reputation, you know, they've not hosted anything bigger than a church sale for as long as anyone can remember, so to pull off a tournament like the AOCAF will be a real challenge for them.

They say everyone is poor here, but everyone I've seen look pretty rich, but I've not been allowed out much. To use this internet cafe has cost me a thousand rushanas (the money they have over here) an hour, but don't worry, thats only like four credits. I was worried for a minute there! Someone offered me some free Lamodka yesterday ew! no thanks!! I don't think the Gaffer, Mister Evans, would like us doing that very much, so we don't.

Everyone's looking forward to the Tocapa match, despite the fact only Paul Noble can point to it on a map, he's a great guy and can still mix it up even though he's thirty-five. His World Cup experiences will be really really useful, and already he's told us stories about the World Cup 28 Final against Bedistan, and how the team came together to beat them. I was only eleven at the time, but I still remember that really clearly. I always wished I was Jaime Oberlander when I was a kid, but now I have a different kind of outlook on football. Hopefully I can do well against Tocapa, then have the team go really well in this tournament. We're the best side, by far, so we can really win it - number six! wow.

Anyways, must dash, otherwise this blog entry will cost me another 25p!

CG


Claudio González is a nineteen year-old defender, playing at attacking left full-back or occasionally centre-back. He is currently the owner of the #3 AOCAF shirt and plays for Tribe Urjali (www.urjaliwhites.co.sb) in Liga Starblaydia . He will win his fourth international cap when he appears against Tocapa on Matchday 2.

Posted by: Myrtannia Sep 8 2006, 01:36 PM
Dryads Still Unbeaten Against Vilita, Get Draw

Boy, time sure flies fast, doesn't it? It seems like only yesterday that the Dryads were struggling through the group stage in AOCAF XV. Seems like only a week since they shocked the region by getting into the semi-finals before flaming out against Starblaydia. Well, the sixteenth AOCAF kicked off yesterday, the closest to home it's ever been for Myrtannia - this time around, it's in Lamoni.

Two consecutive berths in the knockouts doesn't seem to have been satisfying enough for the Dryads, as some major changes were made to the Myrtannian on-pitch strategy. With AOCAF XIV/XV coach America McNany on maternity leave, Rachell Gabino has assumed the reins of leadership for the team in orange and blue. Under her, Myrtannia has adopted an all-out attacking style offense that is hoped will get Myrtannia into the knockouts a third straight time, and make them more competitive with certain teams. To this end, the Dryads now have five starting forwards to lead the assault, all of them with some AOCAF experience.

"It's a different system, sure, but if you want to survive, you have to adapt. That's all there is to it," lead striker and team captain Dania Figary said, "If this gives us the opportunity to score more often, so be it."

Myrtannia's Achillies heel in AOCAF play has been an inability to score goals when it matters most. This was most clearly shown in their final two knockout matches in AOCAF XIV, when they scored a combined 2 goals to their opponents' 7. This time, coach Gabino wants to try and get the ball in the net more often. Another major change to the team is the exclusion of striker Deeann Massetti, veteran of three AOCAFs and Myrtannia's all-time leading scorer in inter-regional competition. After the infamous 'headbutt' incident in AOCAF XV, the excitable forward was left off the team on a somewhat controversial decision by coach Gabino.

"I talked with Filiberto (Nedina) and Tocarra (Khat), and we decided it was best for the team and the nation that we not select Deeann this time around," Gabino explained.

Facing Myrtannia is a group that could be contended as being the Group of Death, with their first match yesterday against regional founder Vilita. The Vilitans have more top three finishes than any other nation in AO history, but that doesn't seem to impress the Dryads much. In the only previous meeting of the two sides, Myrtannia shocked the Jungle Cats 3-0 in the round of 16 in AOCAF XIV. As we all know, the Dryads went on to defeat Bazalonia in the quarterfinals before falling to eventual champion Starblaydia in the semis.

Things didn't seem to have changed much for the Dryads as a defensive battle raged for the first 40 minutes of play. After back-and-forth play, something had to give, and it did when Vilita scored in minute 44. At the halfway mark, Vilita/Turori led 1-0. However, anyone who knows anything about Myrtannian footballers knows they can sometimes be too stubborn to give up. This was the case in this match as well.

Myrtannia opened the second half up with possession of the ball, and didn't let it go to waste. The attacking offense showed its first signs of activity when all 5 forwards made their way into the Vilitan half of the pitch. Then, with the midfielders coming up, it was purely a matter of time before the Dryads would get on the board. A couple of throw-ins later, it finally did.

The Dryads got a throw-in to September Rollock, who got past a Vilitan defender before passing it off to Dania Figary. Figary then performed a near-perfect cross right to Myong Tuman, who struck the ball home into the back of the net. The score tied at 1-1, the Dryads mobbed Tuman, who had scored her first goal in inter-regional play. For the rest of the match, both sides' defenses went to work again, holding the opponents' offense at bay.

As always, the Dryads Army made the trip to the AOCAF, this time in record numbers since the tournament is being held in regional neighbor Lamoni's stadia. The sea of orange (with some blue and white) was in full force, jeering the opposing players, cheering the Myrtannian side, and generally making a ruckus. Countless Sun Burst banners were either waving in the crowd or draped over guard rails, too.

"They make it all worth it," commented forward Sabra Nang, "To hear that deafening roar from our fans up there when we make a big play is one of the greatest rewards I can think of. It really keeps you going out there."

With the draw, Myrtannia is still undefeated against the regional founders in AOCAF play (AOCAF XIV: MYR 3-0 VIL, AOCAF XVI: VIL 1-1 MYR), and in good position to make an early run at the knockouts. Next up for the Drayds after a bye on Day 2 is Krytenia, the group's top seed and member of the top ten of AO in football. Despite this, and the fact that the two sides have never met in inter-regional competition, the Dryads feel confident of a good result.

"Sure, they've got the top ten ranking, and all that, but what about us? We're creeping up the rankings, we got a positive result in our first match, and I think we can handle these guys. I'm confident we can get at worst a draw, and I think a win certainly isn't out of the question. Of course, we'll have to work hard at it - Krytenia's no pushover," spoke coach Gabino, "But we're going to push ourselves hard on the off-day to prepare for them, and we'll be ready."

So, once again, the final tally from Lamoni:

MYR 1 - 1 VIL
(Tuman 51') (44')

(OOC: Please consider this my RP post for MD 3, as I have a bye on MD 2, and will be unable to post tonight or this weekend due to lack of internet access.)

Posted by: Hypocria Sep 8 2006, 03:19 PM
Hyppos Hit The Ground Running


Stephen Murtagh reporting from Karakan,

There is clearly no room for sentiment in football. As the men in blue and white squared off against their opponents the concept of “go easy on them, they’re new” didn’t enter into the equation. Instead Marcus Baxter’s charges produced a devastating display to record the nation’s biggest ever win in the AOCAF.

In truth the Hyppos we’re all over their opponents from the first whistle. It was as if they had an extra player. Mostly because they did. Was there a misunderstanding of the rules? Was there a virus in the team camp? Did some players miss the tractor over to Lamoni? We may never know why but for some reason Neu Amerika’s starting eleven featured just ten players. But as I said before, there really is no place for sentiment in this game.

Ten minutes in it was 1 - 0. Molinari released Regan down the right and his cross was turned home at the far post by Sousa. The second goal was also created down the right flank. This time it was Molinari who provided the cross, Gochnauer came through a ruck of players to punch but failed to get any real distance on the clearance and Bassano fired the rebound through the crowd and into the back of the net. Bassano was clearly relishing the amount of space he was being given in midfield and had all the time in the world to pick out Morinas in the box for the third. And when Sousa curled in a freekick for his second and the Autocracy’s fourth in first half stoppage time three points were assured.

As has happened so often in the past, the second half failed to live up to the first in terms of excitement. In fact it was Neu Amerika, still minus one, who came out the strongest and forced a couple of good early saves from Lomaia. But any real fight from the Socialists ended when Sousa’s corner was headed past Gochnauer by veteran centreback Webber.

Hypocria 5 - 0 Neu Amerika
Sousa (2)
Bassano
Morinas
Webber

In the other Group B match AOCAF holders and group top seed’s Bettia narrowly overcame a spirited effort from the Necromancers of Dorian and Sonya, eventually winning 3 - 2.


The HyperSport Upset of the Round

Group A - Andossa Se Mitrin Vega 1 - 2 Miceland
Sure, they may be famous underachievers but who would have predicted a win for the mice in this one? Of course the sexist among you might point to the female nature of the Nyriad squad as a potential reason for this failing. We, on the other hand, wouldn’t dream of even suggesting such a thing.


Next . . .

Hypocria (8) v Bazalonia (15)
Ah, Bazalonia. The BazaBs. Instigators of the humiliation that was AOCAF XIII. That most appalling of tournaments for the Hyppos that began with a defeat to then debutants Bazalonia. Sure we may have got some semblance of revenge with a 2 - 1 in Bettia four years later but the grudge remains. And with their nation's best players off at the World Cup the Hyppos have a great chance.

Posted by: Pacitalia Sep 8 2006, 05:56 PM
Foxes off to great start against newcomers
Pacitalian squad opens AOCAF16 with a solid win over Footballia



LAMONI (PSN) -- The Blue Foxes got right back into the groove Thursday evening, opening with the quickest goal yet at the sixteenth Atlantian Oceania Cup of Association Football and then dominating play for the remainder of the match to emerge with a convincing 3-1 victory over regional newcomers Footballia.

Squad captain Veranace d'Amantano opened the scoring just 29 seconds into the match, zipping around the bewildered Footballian defence who were just trying to adjust to the speed of play at this tournament and were not expecting the early attack. He pocketed a low goal past the stunned Footie keeper, tucking a shot low to the right for a very early 1:0 lead. Twenty-nine seconds is the quickest goal at AOCAF16 thus far, however, it was not really difficult to accomplish due to the fact this was the first match of the group stage.

Footballia equalised on a penalty in the 40th when Francesco Manzanotti slide-tackled John Smith in an attempt to dislodge the ball just inside the box. Smith took the penalty and converted it high, almost off the crossbar, past an outstretched Cristianu Raduvani to knot the match back up at 1-1.

Pacitalia seemed to lose momentum as teammates razzed Manzanotti for allowing himself to slack on the discipline aspect of defence and he shot back with his own barbs at fellow Blue Foxes. However, Zentrescu appeared to re-organise and re-focus the troops during the midpoint team talk and by the 65th, the Foxes were true to their reputation as down-the-stretch scorers and they forced through the go-ahead goal.

Not a moment after the 65th minute rolled around, Ambrosino Giurimano was past the Footballian defence in a passing rally with d'Amantano, simple just like you're taught in intramural footy. Giurimano tried his luck, rocketing a well-placed, curving shot towards the net off a final pass from d'Amantano which hit the left upright and ricocheted diagonally into the net for the 2-1 lead. And the Blue Foxes went up for good in the 77th with Andolfabio Vunghiasso's latest beauty of a goal off a Michelangelo Mascagnano corner.

From Lamoni
Pacitalia 3 : 1 Footballia

PAC: d'Amantano 1', Giurimano 66', Vunghiasso 77'
FTB: Smith 40' (p)

Posted by: Lamoni Sep 8 2006, 10:29 PM
MD 2 RP Cutoff

Posted by: Lamoni Sep 8 2006, 10:35 PM
Hawks defeat Tocapa, get bye

(Karakan Box)

The Hawks have made their smash debut in AOCAF 16, smashing newcombers Tocapa by a score of 2-0. Lamonian Forward Kelly Mccawley scored both goals of the match. His first (which occured at five minutes in) was a well aimed shot to the upper left corner of the goal which soared past the Tocapan goalie. This seemed to stir up the Tocapan offense, and the match turned into an all defensive match until twenty minutes in, when Mccawley again scored; this time with a bicycle kick to the top of the goal. Superb goalkeeping and defense by Lamoni ensured that Tocapa wouldn't even get a good look at the Hawk's net during the whole match.

Lamoni will get a bye on matchday two, and then return to face Az-Cz in matchday three. We have great confidence that Lamoni will be able to handle Az-Cz, but we also know not to discount the little teams. All in all, this was a good first match for the Hawks, and we can hope that the bye day will not dampen the momentum that we will be carrying into it.

Lamoni - 2 Mccawley (5,20)
Tocapa - 0

Posted by: Bazalonia Sep 8 2006, 11:16 PM
Bazalonia's first AOCAF match. Against the Hypocrian Hyppos. The team that they pulled out an upset against in their first AOCAF, AOCAF13 to get into the knock out stage, and the Hypocrian team was out for blood, Literally. It was in the 26th minute where the Hypocrian team got their first goal, Carlo Molinari came and physically challenged the BazaB Goalie, Paul Kanga. Paul had sustained a calf injury and was strechered off the field.

The referee was seemingly Naval gazing and did not see the physical challange and only saw the resultant injury and goal. Paul Stravyionous came in to replace Paul and Hector Ralph complained to the ref about the lack of the call, he argued so vehemently that he was given a yellow card, this did not make Hector pause and continued on in a rant against the ref. This resulted in the Bazalonian getting a red card. Leaving the BazaB-side 1 goal down and 1 defender down.

Another goal was scored for the Hypocrian side before the BazaB's managed to counter-attack and retaliate scoring one goal and then minutes later managed to get a second without even the ball getting out of the Hypocrian half. At half time the score was a 2-all draw abd being a man down early in the match the Bazalonian's performed quite admirably.

The 2nd half saw the Hypocrians totally dominate with 3 goals scored in the 45 minutes, there was nothing that the Bazalonians could do with the loss of a critical man in defence and being required to use their support keeper.

Posted by: Milchama Sep 8 2006, 11:39 PM
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The AOCAF started a couple of days clearly without our notice and still without a posted Michamian roster. The B team except for any goal scorers will remain anynomous according to Coach Patrice Thibault because, "Then when I fail it doesn't look as bad."

The first game the anymousers played was against Krytenia. After a quick start from midfielders Johnson and Henderson. The Warriors fell back and the Aces of Krytenia brought the pressure waaaaay to quickly. The defense buckled under the pressure and Tuck Koolerc let in the first goal when Sam Duffy came racing through the defence and scored for 1-0. The Warriors did tie though when a free kick from Chuck Farenstein struck the post and was rebounded by Yoni Katzanak who scored his first ever goal for the Warriors to tie it at 1. The game though was decided in the second half was the B team began to tire and Krytenia brought the pressure on. It ended up in the form of Sam Duffy getting past his marker and into the net for his second goal of the night.

Final Score:
Milchama 1 (Katzanak 37)
Krytenia 2 (Duffy 20, 80)

The next game was against Quakmybush the shock qualifiers who have qualified in their first two world cup attempts- to the annoyance of many around them. Their B team though could not stand up to the Warriors. Rick Johnson and Matt Henderson, the two young wingers, showed their stuff brilliantly and middle man Chuck Farenstein kept it all in check for the Warriors. The midfield started the dominance that extended to the forward line led by Yoni Kazanak. Kazanak scored the first goal against Quakmybush when a pass from Henderson found him as he beat the offside trap to score. Milchama would then take a 2-0 lead when a corner by Farenstein found the tall guy in the center, Kev Walton. Walton headed the ball in for the Warriors' second goal and a nice 2-0 lead. The Warriors continued to dominate but Justin Singleton got past Cameron Walters and Corey Nash for the Quakmybush's only goal of the match. The Warriors could have two more but typical poor finishing from the forwards and defenders left the game to end at 2-1.

Final Score:
Milchama 2 (Kazanak 26, Walton 39)
Quakmybush 1 (Singleton 61)

Posted by: Dorian and Sonya Sep 9 2006, 01:07 AM
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Necromancers Blast Aurendia 3-1

Queen Sonya Sabre could only smile. The day had been a very good one with meetings early in the day with Lamonian politicians and a Necromancer match later in the day. And both had turned out much as the Queen had expected - very, very good.

The match with Aurendia was controlled from the start by the Necromancers who continued their inspired play from the Bettia encounter. Aurendia seemed to be shell-shocked and looking for the sidelines early. That was due to the intense pressure applied by the Necromancer defense, led by Estrella Finau. The defense completely shut down the Aurendian attack and keeper Cierra Samantha clearly looked bored for most of the match.

Lupe Tatu would kick start the scoring for D&S with a rare goal in the 14th minute of play. That was followed by another quick goal from Melonie Gaffer in the 15th. The 2-0 lead headed for halftime was more than enough to secure the win.

The second half saw something rather unusual. The Necromancers had a secure lead and the reserves got a chance for some extended playing time. Diamond Cummer would take advantage of her time with a goal in the 67th minute.

But when the reserves get their chances, there is usually a downside to things. Reserve keeper, Newton Prvitt, had never been used in an international competition before and that showed clearly. The defense of the Necromancers did a ton of work to protect him as he struggled to adjust but they couldn’t stop everything. Aurendia would score in the 73rd minute to avoid the complete shutout.

MD 3 is a bye date for the Necromancers. A bye date that will be used to study film of the next opponent - the Hyppos of Hypocria who have literally been destroying their opposition to this point. 5-0 on MD1 and 5-2 over the BazaB’s today.

Posted by: Andossa Se Mitrin Vega Sep 9 2006, 01:28 AM


QUOTE (Project Erosis Field Report )



Project Erosis - Phase III
Field Test Progress Report
Breann Mikkola, Supervising Controller



The horrid results of the previous match for our Nyriad Test Subjects has been replaced today with a better-than-expected 3-1 result over the squad participating from Nojika. The complete domination of such a squad proves that the years of development of the Erosis program were not wasted. In fact they prove that Erosis can be declared a success. This is the sort of proof we were looking for when the Nyriad Test Group was sent in place of the River Dragons.

It is now clear that our efforts to genetically engineer a stronger and more able sub-race has surpassed the dreams of those who began this effort more than thirty years ago. The planned tests for other groups should begin soon and we eagerly await the results of those tests. But until that time Erosis and the Nyriad tests are all that we have to base our opinions on. Should the other tests prove as fruitful as the results of this one, things will have progressed beyond our expectations and new goals will need to be set in order to reflect this fact.

The one area that still needs work and research is the area of individual speed, which is clearly evident in watching film studies of the subjects in action, but it is my opinion that the efforts made of late to correct this will be more than adequate in future endeavors. And we might want to work on the whole “large rodent phobia” issue as well.

End Report.

Posted by: Miceland Sep 9 2006, 02:45 AM
Miceland take 2 from 2 against Gnomes

Despite being a part of the AOCAF tournament the second matchday match that the mice had against the gnomes of Az-Cz where genuinely friendly. This is the 4th time that the teams had faced each other and it showed during the match with each side showing the respect and friendship that they share for each other being the pinnacle of sportscreatureship.

Despite the respect and friendship of both teams this was a soccer tournament, and both teams pitted their best efforts against each other. The first half was fairly equal with both teams scoring one goal each and roughly equal percentages of posession and equal number of shots at goal.The game seemed close and almost seemed to inevitably end up in a draw.

The second half totally changed this perception almost immediately. The second half was much more a Mice affair dominating and controlling the match scoring 2 more goals and not conceeding any goals. The goals where scored by Input Computer Mouse (34'), Fievel ChurchMouse (52') and Charity Fieldmouse (67').

The Miceland-Az-Cz matches have been to and fro, Az-Cz winning our first encounter, Miceland the next and then Az-Cz in the friendly that was hosted in Miceland. This match kept this pattern going with Az-Cz, Mice, Az-Cz, Mice. When we next meet if the pattern is to continue it is expected to be the gnomes turn to win again. This is examplified by the fact of Miceland's and Az-Cz's rankings. Az-Cz being 71 and Miceland 72. Az-Cz and Mice seem to follow each other around both in the groups they are in and with the their ranking. Both Miceland and Az-Cz are looking to have a good future in the world of international football.

Posted by: Az-cz Sep 9 2006, 03:55 AM
Az-cz Scroll
Lamoni
Em-Nm

Miceland's A side proves to much for Az-cz's A- side.

In a match that would propel the winner to the the top spot in the group and place them as a near lock for the finals the Miceland were able to triumph over the Gnomes 3-1.
The game was balanced early. If-Wt poked and prodded at the defense but couldn't find much where as the Mice were held back by the strong defense of Zax-Im and Hubertino. Both teams played pretty balanced attacks.
Az-cz struck first taking the lead off a nice cross from If-Wt to Bub-Rub in the 30th minute. Bub-Rub juked past Reepicheap and fire in the opening goal.
However the Az-cz celebration was to be short lived as it took Miceland only four minutes to find a counter. Input Computermouse once again found a goal against the Gnomes as he made a beautiful steal from Sim-Blr and slipped the ball just past Dn-Zf.
In the second however the Mice really stepped up and controlled the game. Input Computermouse took advantage of another mistake from Sim-Blr and fed Fievel ChurchMouse for the second mice goal of the game and a lead they wouldn't relinquish.
At this point Menegroth tried to push the team forward. He brought on Lur-Mn for Sim-Blr. However the mice were prepared for the three forward attack and were able to keep the team in check. Menegroth saw that and gambled even more, by taking out Hubertino and bringing on Spr-Nva. Unfortunately that led to the third goal of the game.
Without Hubertino aiding him Zax-Im couldn't quite control the back of the defense and Charity Fieldmouse found the third goal in the 67th minute.
With that Menegroth threw all caution to the win taking Zax-Im out and bringing on J-Nash as a forth striker. Although that led to a few attacks, the mice countered by getting more defensive and they were able to repel fairly easily the tide of the Gnome attack.
Although we are happy for our friends from Miceland, who look well set to proceed towards qualification, things now look bleak for the Gnomes. We'll probably have to find victories against Andossa Se Mitrin Vega and Tocapa to advance to the knockout rounds, and that looks like a tall order. The next match for the Gnomes is against the hosts, a match where any points would be considered a positive.

Stats
Az-cz scorers 30 Bub-Rub
Possession Az-cz 39% Miceland 61%
Shots Az-cz 9 Miceland 13
Corners Az-cz 0 Miceland 1

Posted by: Az-cz Sep 9 2006, 05:21 AM
MC: Were here with coach Menegroth and Zax-Im.

Menegroth: Just a disappointing result today. We simply fell apart in the second half. We scored first but they were the better team today.

[translated from "Ye fookers, bastids, cannae play two five-n-forta's e'ye Grungi at yer back. Roden robbin bastids!"]

Az-cz reporter 1: Sim-Blr is killing the team, what are you going to do about it?

Menegroth: Clearly his old legs are killing the team. He's lost his starting spot, but he might still get some playing time from the bench.

[translated from "T'old gitbag, ee'l nay play fa me agin."]

Az-cz reporter 2: How do you feel about the qualification chances now?

Menegroth: Let's see if we can beat the hosts. If we can knock off those annoying Lamonians than we could be in good shape. But losing hurt.

[translated from "Gorra play bastid irriot Lamoans t'begin we."]

Az-cz reporter 3: What's the team's mood?

Zax-Im: Disappointed. We know we can beat Miceland, but they were just better today.

Az-cz reporter 4: What do you think of the developing rivalry with Miceland?

Zax-Im: I wouldn't really call it a rivalry. Both countries root strongly for the other. We've just had lots of matches. We'll be pulling for them the rest of the way.

Az-cz reporter 5: What do you think is necessary to earn points against Lamoni?

Menegroth: We've just got to play better. There's no magic wand. We need to play as well as we can and hope they don't play as well as they can.

[translated from "Kick 'em oop t'arse."]

Az-cz reporter 6: Any hints on how the formation will look against Lamoni?

Menegroth: I'm going to start Kazakov instead of Sim-Blr. Other than that the team will be the same. He's really been the one weak link.

[translated from "Blur be foul, Kazza's in."]

Az-cz reporter 7: Why do you think Bub-Rub's been the only player to score?

Menegroth: It's a fluke. I'm not really worried about it. We've scored in both games so I think the offense is fine.

[translated from "Fer Grungi's sake ee's only wun put t'ball in t'net."]

MC: Alright last question.

Az-cz reporter 8: How do you think the team split is working?

Zax-Im: We definitely miss some of the players. We'd be much more dangerous if Kn-Dg, Pizelkaxrovsky and the others were here. But we're still a good team. I think it will be good for the young players to play without us.

Posted by: Demot Sep 9 2006, 11:05 AM
Demot Daily ~ Demot Rockets Into Form

In their first AOCAF match, Demot put on a marvelous display of talent and skill. With a 4-0 drubbing of Qutar, the team bolted into second place in their group and will be vieing with Oliverry in the next match. Pushing aside the critics who say that not to much should be read into this match because Qutar is relatively new themselves, this was indeed a great start for the side. Not only did the offence explode with the four goals, but the defense held strong and Whitehurse earned a clean sheet.

The scoring began in the 8th minute when Masteron recieved a pass from Hostra and began to advance the attack. Flanked by Frontson and Ysman, the trio worked their way through the broken Qutar defense with crisp passing. With a nice shake of her defender, Ysman pulled free and had only the keep to beat. She faked left and spun right, but the keep didn't bite, but dove right for the ball. Sarah reacted quickly and lifted the ball into the air and headed it home.

Then in the 42nd minute the team had earned a corner off a long ranged effort by Lepierre. As Lucas prepared to take it, Frontson got inside his defender and as the ball curved in to the middle of the box, he met it with the full force of his forehead, directing it into the bottom left corner. The keeper found himself out of place, and could do little but hope the ball traveled wide. But when the roar of the crowd began, he knew that the ball had gone into the onion bag.

The Qutar team came back onto the pitch in the second half looking beaten and demoralized. Frowns covered the faces of every player, meanwhile the Demot side look cheerful and engergetic with smiles and grins upon their face. Even Dogood who rarely shows his mood during the game let out a soft chuckle and grin. It was then that you knew the game was in hand.

The second half was much a repeat of the first, with Black scoring off a tricky header in the 74th minute and then Masteron blasting one from over 40 yards out that hit the crossbar and richoted into the back of the net. The team will now focus on Olverry, which looks to prove much stronger of a test than the opener.

Article by Jamine Olyvander

Posted by: Bettia Sep 9 2006, 11:33 AM
Oh-oh! Oh-oh! We are the Bettia boys!
Oh-oh! Oh-oh! We are the Bettia boys!
And if you are a PÏSSer
Then surrender or you die,
Cos we all follow the 'Roras!


The defiant cries of thousands of jubilant Bettians rang out across the streets of Richland, Lamoni, as indeed they did in the streets of Bettia itself. AOCAF is always a special time for football fans in the Blessed Realm, and this was no exception thanks to those no-good terrorists and their army of giant ants.

As per usual, millions of those who were unable to make the shortish journey to Lamoni had crowded round whatever source of live pictures they could find - giant screens in parks and town squares, TVs in community centres and shop windows and yes, sports cafés like the Pie & Pixie in Pifton... but that's not where we start off today.

No siree, this time we cut to a lone figure rushing desperately down a deserted Pifton High Street who, for some reason, is clutching a laptop computer.

"ARGH! GET OUT THE BLOODY WAY!" he yells at a comedy tumbleweed which makes the mistake of tumbling slowly in front of him (where the hell do these inner-city tumbleweeds come from anyway?), before stamping on it and kicking it angrily out the way. Eventually he arrives at the Pie & Pixie and, after taking a second to catch his breath and mop his sweaty brow, breathlessly opens the door to be greeted with a huge roar.

Taking aback by this cacophonous reception, he slowly makes his way through the crowd of customers all decked out in green and gold to his usual seat, which his pal Ali had thoughtfully kept free for him.

"Blimey George, you took yer bloody time didn't you?

"Wow, I knew I was popular but that's taking the piss!" George jokes.

"Eh? What you on about?"

"That massive cheer as I walked in. After the day I've had, that's just what I needed. Anyway, how soon till kick-off?"

"Erm, George... the game kicked off a couple of hours ago. That cheer was for the final whistle - we won! What kept you anyway? And what's with the 'puter?"

George groans. "Oh, don't get me started on this ruddy thing. My niece Aisha, she's come up from Akani Sands to stay with us for a couple of days. Anyways, last night she's doing sort of stuff on this thing and all of a sudden she says it started acting funny. Now I'm no expert on this sort of thing..."

"That's an understatement. I remember a few weeks ago you said that to install a firewall on a computer, you had to actually set the thing on fire then build a wall on top of it! You twät."

"...Now I'm no expert on this sort of thing so I'm there making all sorts of useful suggestions - you know, turning it off and on again, asking it nicely what's happening, kicking it down the stairs, that sort of thing. Anyway, she says it's probably got a virus, and she asks me to take it down a computer shop for some guy to have a look at. Now, I didn't really see the point of going to all that expense, so I thought I'd have a crack at getting rid of the virus myself."

"Oh dear..."

"So there I am, wrapping it up in nice thick blankets with a hot water bottle, and taking its temperature by sticking a thermometer in some hole I found in the back - I really hope that was its mouth. No change, so I thought 'I know just the thing!'"

"Oh dear, oh dear..."

"And right after I'd finished pouring the last of the cough medicine into the so-called 'floppy drive' - God knows why they call it that, it looks pretty solid to me - it starts making this crackly fizzly type noise and the screen goes black."

By this point Ali has his head in his hands. George takes no notice and carries on.

"So I've just spent the whole day trying to find a place to get it repaired, but all the shops were shut - I'd totally forgotten about today's match. So, this computer... got any ideas?"

"Let's see... have you tried a blast furnace?"

"A blast furnace? Oh of course! That'll get rid of the medicine and dry up the circuitboard thingy quite nicely - and maybe get rid of this virus too! Ali, you're a genius! I'm off to find a furnace right now!"

"No George! Wait! I was only... joking..." Ali yelled trying desperately to stop him, but it's too late - George has raced out of the door and is halfway down the High Street, asking bemused passers-by if he has a spare furnace.

"Man, I'd hate to be in his shoes when his niece finds out."


Fixtures

MD1: BETTIA 3-2 Dorian & Sonya
MD2: Bye
MD3: BETTIA vs. Neu Amerika
MD4: BETTIA vs. Aurendia
MD5: BETTIA v Bazalonia
MD6: BETTIA v Hypocria
MD7: Bye

Posted by: Quakmybush Sep 9 2006, 12:52 PM
B Team loses

The Qaukmybush National B Soccer team lost to the Milchima side 2-1 in a very even game in our opionion. In the 26 minute Kazanak scored Milchima's first goal of the match. Then in the 39th minute Walton scored another for the Warriors. Quakmybush Finally got on the board in the 61st minute when Justin Singleton made it a close game. However this was all the B Team could muster and thats how the game finished.

Posted by: Pacitalia Sep 9 2006, 04:02 PM
Foxes own the pitch in huge victory over Oliverry
Pacitalia takes the lead, for now, in Group C, after two decisive victories



LAMONI (PSN) -- After losing the battle to host the AOCAF this time around, Pacitalian spirits were notably a little dimmer. But only a few days into the competition and you wouldn't even know what had happened last month in the bid vote, for the Blue Foxes have scored seven goals in two matches to lead Group C early in the group stage.

The Pacitalian squad have proved themselves perennial contenders with 3-1 and 4-1 triumphs over Footballia and Oliverry, respectively, wins that were expected but, considering that Pacitalia usually starts slower even if they win their first matches, this is a better than expected performance by the Blue Foxes. And in a group where their only major competition (based on statistics) would have to be the Lions, the players have to admit their fortunes are looking pretty good for the first time.

"I think this is the first time where we haven't been drawn into an absolutely impossible group, or one with Starblaydia in it," defender Angelo Bordellatta said. Bordellatta's embarrassing performances in AOCAF XV (he was responsible for all the goals Starblaydia scored in a 6-0 horseshoeing on the opening day) led to him being taken off the starting eleven in favour of Sergio San' Cristobal, who, despite his "rookie" status, helped secure the Blue Foxes a playoff berth, recovering well from the early drubbing.

"I'm happy with our play so far, especially mine, as we know what happened last year," he added. Bordellatta can take pride in the fact that so far, neither goal against can be attributed to him. Footballia's goal was a penalty while Oliverry's Friday goal came off a superb corner.

The Oliverrian goal came in the 17th minute and, needless to say, had Pacitalian fans on edge. Christophe Beaudoin placed his corner right into the six-yard box where it looked to be heading for Amaury Regnier. However, he was well covered by Francesco Manzanotti and was unable to convert. Instead, the ball fell to the foot of striker Gilbert Lamare who redirected it off the toe and past Cristianu Raduvani for the 1-0 lead.

However shaken the fans were by the early goal, the players were not, and they turned on the offensive jets immediately, attacking, defending and counter-attacking constantly until finally in the 31st, Michelangelo Mascagnano broke through and fed Ambrosino Giurimano, who faked a slicer to the right side of the net and passed instead to a enclosing Andreos Charisteas. Charisteas' odd left-footed delivery passed through the legs of Guillaume Talon to equalise.

Three minutes later, Charisteas' corner returned the favour in reverse as it fell to the feet of Giurimano. The Magician was unable to shoot so he flicked it left to Mascagnano, who pocketed his first of the tournament, again between Talon's legs, to put Pacitalia ahead 2-1 going into the half.

In the second half, it was more Pacitalia right to the end, as Veranace d'Amantano got in the action, taking a pass from Giurimano and shoving it left past Talon to go up by two in the 62nd. Finally, Giurimano was thanked for setting up three straight goals in the form of a sweet cross from Andolfabio Vunghiasso which hit him square in the chest, settled to the ground and was placed perfectly at The Magician's feet, where he pushed the ball forward a bit before hooking a shot to the top-left corner, a wildly curved attempt that sailed right around the arms of Talon and looked as though, had gravity not been a factor, it would have flown in a complete circle. It was a spectacular goal that sealed the deal on a decisive win for the Blue Foxes.

The Blue Foxes get to relax after their great efforts over one hundred and eighty minutes of play with a bye day, before all six teams in the group return to action on matchday four. Pacitalia faces sophomore AOCAFers Qutar on day four. After that, it's another bye before the marquee matchup against Nedalia on day six and the closing group stage contest against Demot.

From Lamoni:
Pacitalia 4 : 1 Oliverry

PAC: Charisteas 31', Mascagnano 34', d'Amantano 62', Giurimano 78'
OLI: Lamare 17'


[OOC: Lamoni, since I don't play MD3, can you count this as my RP for MD4? Thanks.]

Posted by: Lamoni Sep 9 2006, 11:24 PM
MD 3 RP CUTOFF

Posted by: Lamoni Sep 10 2006, 12:04 AM
Lamoni wins again

(Karakan Box)

With a heave, and a ho, and a mighty good throw, the Hawks convincingly defeated Az-Cz 3-1 today in Karakan. The win, coupled with a Miceland draw, allows the Hawks to retain their second place ranking in Group A.

The game started out well for Lamoni, with reserve forward Shofner scoring at twenty minutes in on a deke to the right. The only Az-Cz goal came at twenty three minutes in, and it was all Hawks after that. Lamoni ran the ball up and down the field with little resistance, and most of that was disorganized. Lamoni went on to score two more goals, effectively putting this game out of Az-Cz's reach; and giving the extraterrestrials some hard won experience.

Lamoni plays ASMV next, and this should be a very interesting match. It pits the 'leader' of boy band ASPIRE against the 'leader' of the SDL. You know that this match is going to get politically heated. We wouldn't be surprised if there was a fight or two in the stands no matter who wins this one. With the loss of Geisenfried from ASPIRE, ASMV has something to prove. We won't be underestimating ASMV, but we won't underestimate ourselves, either.

The shocking upset of the day was when SAAS 'leader' Starblaydia lost 0-2 to fellow SAAS member Nojika in a match that most expected Starblaydia to win. This leaves the top of Group A open to the winner of the Lamoni-ASMV match, as well as the surprisingly well performing Miceland. We have our eye on that top slot as a matter of course, but we feel that it would be ironic if Miceland were to hold on to that top spot at the end of the group stages.

Lamoni - 3 Shofner (20), Tomes (45), Ludlow (50)
Az-Cz - 1 (23)

Posted by: Dorian and Sonya Sep 10 2006, 01:26 AM
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Necromacers Ready For Hyppos

The Necromancers had never watched so much film. WC, DI, AOCAF and all showing the Hyppos over, and over , and over…………It was common belief that the entire squad would dream of the Hyppos - And every play they had made since the very beginning of their somewhat illustrious career.

The squad understood why that was, of course. The Hyppos had easily scored 10 goals in just two matches in AOCAF XVI. That 5 goal per match average was something they could not afford to forget. And even with the improved defensive play, stopping the Hyppos seemed just a bit of a stretch. That left only one option - Score. The Necromancers were capable of doing just that and the hours of film study had focused more on the holes in the Hyppo defense rather than how to stop the formidable attack they had. The Necromancers would try to play the Hyppos game - and beat them at it.

But in addition to the 10 goals scored, Hypocria had allowed just 2. The Necromancers would need a bit of the magic their namesake implied if they wanted to win this one.

But the Necromancers have also found a new approach to how to win the match - Prayer - and lots of it. Discussions between the Sylvanaes Kingdom and The Archregimancy had shown how valuable Divine help could be. And the Necromancers needed any and all help they could get.

Necromancers praying? What is this world coming to?

The Necromancers and Hyppos were off today but there was Group B action to be seen.
Bazalonia struggled in a 2-2 draw with Aurendia and Bettia looked very Hyppo-like in a 5-1 thrashing of Neu Amerika. If there is a way to slow down Bettia like we did on MD1 perhaps we can do the same tomorrow against Hypocria.

Posted by: Andossa Se Mitrin Vega Sep 10 2006, 01:38 AM
Presidente Commandante Viastormin Vega was furious. What in the Hell was everyone thinking trying to turn the AOCAF into something political? It was a sporting event! Nothing political about the whole damn thing!

It seemed as if everyone were throwing out the whole SAAS vs. SDL vs. ASPIRE card, when there wasn’t any reason for anyone to do so. This whole thing had taken on a life of its own.

And the comment of the “Boy-band” ASPIRE. Better that than a group of egotistical maniacs like the SAAS or the Hypocritical two-faced SDL members. They each thought themselves so much better than the other. And in all reality the similarities between the two were to numerable to count.

And now dragging up the fact that Geisenfried had withdrawn from ASPIRE. That shouldn’t have surprised anyone. Geisenfried pulled out of damn near everything they entered. The loss of Hypocria was more disconcerting, but could be handled well enough. The rest remained, even if everyone seemed to be quiet for the most part. But then again there was no reason to blow hot air when it was not needed. Other alliances forget that point.

But back to the AOCAF. This was football. And on the pitch, ASMV would face the host squad from Lamoni. This has the promise of a great match even without all the political nonsense. And the Nyriad test group would be looking to prove Erosis a definite success over a more skilled and respected opponent. Starblaydia was another matter. At least the test group did not have to face them the day after a defeat.

Posted by: Aurendia Sep 10 2006, 01:50 AM
Southport News
“We don’t need a slogan. We’re just boring like that.”

Raptors start off play with loss to Dorian and Sonya

LAMONI – Team Aurendia opened up AOCAF play the same way they ended World Cup qualifying-with a loss. Following an opening day bye, Dorian and Sonya’s Necromancers welcomed the Raptors to the tournament with a 3-1 thrashing.

The opening bye date hurt Team Aurendia early on against Dorian and Sonya. The Raptors played sluggishly from the opening whistle, and the Necromancers took advantage. In the span of just two minutes the score became 2-0 Necromancers, off goals from Lupe Tatu and Melonie Gaffer in the 14th and 15th. Raptors goalie Liza Kohl lived up to her nickname “the Lemur”, as her leaping, acrobatic saves were all that kept D&S from really blowing open the match. Kohl got no help from the rest of the Raptors, as the ball spent almost the entire half in Aurendia’s end, while no shots challenged Necromancer keeper Cierra Samantha.

The second half went slightly better for the Raptors, thanks to Dorian and Sonya resting their starters. Relieve wasn’t immediate though, as Dorian and Sonya’s second team would strike again, as Diamond Cummer scored in the 67th. The shutout was barely avoided when Ashley Campbell scored off a Matt Sanchez rebound in the 73rd.

Scoring:
1. D&S (L. Tatu) 14th
2. D&S (M. Gaffer) 15th
3. D&S (D. Cummer) 67th
4. A (A. Campbell 1) 73rd (Assist: M. Sanchez)

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Etoka Journal-Tribune
“Now with larger print for those hung-over mornings”

Raptors gain first point in standings after 2-2 draw with Bazalonia

LAMONI - For much of the Raptors’ second game it looked like the result would be the same as the opener. Instead of starting off sluggish, the Raptor defense came out too aggressively, giving up an early goal to Bazalonia’s BazaB team off a 9th minute penalty kick. Defender Rachel Brady was the culprit, putting too much into a tackle of Jason Kents. The defense was able to settle down after this, but the offense didn’t come alive until the 40th minute. Regina Dunlop netted the equalizer, off a beauty of a pass from Cassandra Campbell.

Bazalonia reclaimed the lead 14 minutes into the second half. Michaela Dent gained control of the ball at midfield and found an open Richard Elete for the goal. The 2-1 lead was enough to make Bazalonia play defensively, holding off the Raptors until an attack gained a corner kick in the 87th. The kick was taken by captain Cassandra Campbell, who found Jessica Colenti for the goal.


Scoring:
1. B (J. Kents) 9th PK
2. A (R. Dunlop 1) 40th (Assist: C. Campbell)
3. B (R. Elete) 59th (Assist: M. Dent)
4. A (J. Colenti 1) 87th (Assist: C. Campbell)

Posted by: Myrtannia Sep 10 2006, 02:33 AM
Victory! Dryads Down Krytenia, On Top of Group D for One Day!!

SPOKANE ROUND in Lamoni - With a new offense, no hot-head striker headbutting people, and a huge contingent of fans, the Myrtannia Dryads side is faring very well in AOCAF XVI. The close proximity to home is not ignored either, as it helped save on airfare, which always helps. After drawing even with Vilita 1-1 on Day 1, and a bye date full of focused practicing, the Dryads took to the pitch to do battle with Krytenia on Day 3.

Coming into the match, Krytenia looked to be a slight favorite, having the #4 regional ranking and all. Yet, for the second time in this AOCAF, the Dryads refused to be awed or mesmerized by that sort of lofty ranking. If anything, it served more to put a target on Krytenia than anything, and the offense would certainly take its fair share of shots at the opposing goal. The Dryads Army was present as always, and far outnumbered the fans wearing the colors of Krytenia. That meant Sun Bursts, Orange replica jerseys, singing/shouting of the national anthem, shouting during the match, and completely outcheering the opposing nation's section of the stadium.

It wouldn't take very long for the game's ultimate result to show itself, as the offensive prowess of the Dryads cut through the Krytenian defense like butter. All five forwards touched the ball while passing it between themselves, advancing on the Jacks' goal like sharks drawn to blood in the water. Captain Dania Figary finally put it in with a scissor kick off of a beautiful pass from Roz Gabino, putting Myrtannia up 1-0. The show didn't stop there.

Later on in the same half, Myrtannia pushed through again, and with another round of crafty passing managed to set up a good-looking shot. Once again, it was Figary scoring, this time off a header that sailed into the net past the Krytenian goalie. The score 2-0 in favor of Myrtannia, the Dryads went into the half quite satisfied with their first half performance, but hungry for more goals. The Krytenians, on the other hand, headed to the locker room with cheers of 'Overrated! Overrated!' from the rowdier elements of the Dryads Army.

"It's all well and good to go up by one goal, but two goals gives you some breathing space. Now three is perfect, but two will do. That's the golden rule - Three is nice, but Two will do," explained assistant coach Tocarra Khat.

The Dryads may have been a little lax as the second half got underway, as the Jacks managed to slip through and nearly score just minutes after kickoff. Flo Krabel knocked it out of bounds, setting up a corner. Krytenia took advantage of this and landed the perfect corner, which turned into a perfect header, and a goal as it slipped just beyond Krabel's reach.

"That one surprised us, to be sure," said defender Orpha Mega, "But we weren't about to let them come back into this one. No sir. When we slam the door shut on someone, it stays shut."

To ensure this, the Dryads' defense locked up, as Orpha and Co. stuck to the Jacks like super glue. Finally, the defensive stand paid off when Orpha got the ball back and booted it back onto the Krytenian half of the pitch. From there on, the Dryads were in the driver's seat, pressing the attack for the remainder of the match. As they say, something had to give, and that something in this match was the Krytenian defense.

At one point, it just seemed that they had given up, granting Myrtannia some daylight near the penalty box. Not ones to squander such an opportunity, the Dryads surged in, led by (who else?) Figary, who faked a shot, then passed it off to Roz Gabino, who eagerly put it into the net. With the score standing at 3-1, Myrtannia finished the game out by playing keep-away with the Krytenians, passing it between orange shirts until the final gun sounded.

As can be expected, the crowd went wild - a deafening roar rang out as the Dryads secured a convincing victory against the #4 team in AO. Just two days after drawing with Vilita/Turori, it was a remarkble feeling. One draw and one win, a very promising start to AOCAF XVI. So far, this side looks more like the one that reached the semis in AOCAF XIV, rather than the one that sputtered through the group stage before dying against Nedalia.

"We're in a good position right now - 1-1-0 is a great start for us. Now, we've got to focus on the Lowland Clans, and look for a way to finally do something against them," coach Gabino stated after the match, "Toppling Krytenia was just the start - we've got some crucial matches coming up, and we've got momentum on our side. If we keep ourselves focused, and don't let our temporary position at the top of the group get to our heads, we can finish pretty well in this group."

On a side note, Dania Figary's two goals give her a career total of 8 in AOCAF play, second all-time behind Deeann Massetti (9 goals between AOCAFs XIII-XV) in Myrtannian goal-scoring. Now, she sits in good position to surpass Massetti to become Myrtannia's all-time top AOCAF scorer. You can be sure fans back home and in Lamoni will be pulling for the cool-headed Figary to move into the top place, too.

"Right now, I'm not really thinking about that so much. Deeann's a great player, who lets things get to her sometimes when she shouldn't. My main goal is to go out onto the pitch every match and keep my teammates focused on the task at hand. We've got three matches left, and from here it just doesn't get any easier," Figary responded to an AIR 4 reporter's question on the matter.

Next up for Myrtannia (1-1-0) is the Lowland Clans (1-0-1), who after a close loss in their first match recorded a solid 4-1 win today. Myrtannia has never defeated the Clans, but time can change a lot of things. The Dryads seem much improved over the AOCAF XV side, and they may just surprise us again with determined play against the BStars. Whatever the result, you can be sure of two things: 1) Myrtannia will practice hard and play hard on the pitch come match time, and 2) the Dryads Army will be there in large numbers to cheer on the team in orange.

The final score from Spokane Round:

Myrtannia 3 - 1 Krytenia
(Figary 10' & 40', Gabino 71') (53')

Posted by: Az-cz Sep 10 2006, 04:21 AM
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Lamoni
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Lamoni slips away with a two goal victory

Lamoni took advantage of their role as hosts to earn a victory over the Gnomes in a game that could have gone either way. The final was 3-1, but things were in doubt for most of the match.
With Kazakov in the lineup for the Gnomes things got off to a quick start. Both teams made good attacks but withstood. Lamoni broke the scoring first in the 20th minute with Shofner putting Lamoni ahead.
However Az-cz quickly struck back quickly. Bub-Rub was set up nicely by a pass from If-Wt to equalize the score in the 23rd minute.
After that Az-cz took control of the game. The Lamoni players looked rattled and didn't play very well and relied on the crowd to get them back in the game. Az-cz was the better team for the rest of the half right up until the end of the half when Lamoni made a nice pass and took the ball in for a score to move ahead at the half.
Menegroth refused to change his lineup in the second half and the Gnomes paid for it. They couldn't quite break down the Lamoni defense and they gave up a goal in the middle of the second half, although Lamoni looked to be offsides on the play. Menegroth brought on Ans-Ar for Kazakov to try to push things forward but they couldn't break the Az-cz attack.
In other important news from the group Starblaydia was beaten 2-0 by Nojika, which makes the Pink & Green's chances for qualification even more remote. Up next is Tocapa. If the Robbers are to fight back they'll need the full three points.

Az-cz Scorers 23 Bub-Rub
Possession Az-cz 46% Lamoni 54%
Shots Az-cz 9 Lamoni 14
Corners Az-cz 0 Lamoni 0

Posted by: Hypocria Sep 10 2006, 05:15 AM
Necromancers Nervous?


Stephen Murtagh reporting from Richland Field,

It was a fairly relaxed scene at the Hyppos’ training camp during the matchday 3 day off. There was laughter all around and smiles on the faces of the players as they went through passing routines and then as the attack went up against the defence in some set piece situations. It’s the kind of relaxed and confidence atmosphere that comes from good performances. And those performances have not gone entirely unnoticed elsewhere. Group rivals, and the Hyppos next opponents, Dorian and Sonya have been seemingly studying almost thirty years worth of football footage in an effort to gain an edge. Although we’re not sure how much of an edge that would be as the tactical mess that was the Hyppos under Starblaydi Guylain N’Dumbu-Nsungu and the conservative play adopted by Sarzonian Dave Wilson are a world away from the fluid attacking play of “System Santoro”. Perhaps the Necromancers should stick to their other plan, an Archregimancy style prayer session. Given the Hyppos appalling record against the Monks of the Dreamed Realm it could well work wonders.

But before we look forward lets take a quick look back to the events on the pitch of matchdays 2 & 3.


BazaB’s Beaten


After the demolition of Neu Amerika it was important to keep the run going against much tougher opposition in the form of Bazalonia. And the men in blue and white did just that, albeit with a little bit of help from the referee.

The decisive action of the match came in the 26th minute. Razin drilled the ball into the box and Molinari went up with the keeper. Both Paul Kanga and the ball ended up in the back of the net. The goal was given despite Bazalonian protests and Kanga left the field on a stretcher. The protests continued long and hard and defender Hector Ralph received two yellow cards in quick succession and followed his goalie back to the dressing rooms. A second goal followed five minutes later. Morinas latched on to Bassano’s throughball, a defender slid in to make the challenge but the ball run to Molinari who tucked it away.

At 2 - 0 against ten men the game looked dead and buried but there was plenty of fight left in the BazaBs. And they showed it on 41 minutes when Kents fired low past Lomaia after a slick passing move. From the restart Sousa gifted the ball to Richard Elete and the BazaB striker scored the goal of the game, skipping past a couple of challenges before belting the ball into the top corner from twenty yards. The halftime whistle went and the look on the coach’s face told the Hyppos all they needed to know about their upcoming teamtalk.

Whatever Baxter said during the interval it certainly did the trick as the Autocracy’s finest came out in the second half and showed the same ruthlessness they had shown against Neu Amerika. The BazaB’s had done so well to get back on level terms but against the resurgent Hyppos they had no answer and conceded three goals in the second half without reply. Sousa put the Hyppos in front and Razin extended the lead. And in truth the game was over as a contest long before Morinas bagged the fifth. Six points out of a possible six, ten goals scored in two games. It was all looking good for Marcus Baxter’s side.

Hypocria 5 - 2 Bazalonia
Molinari (2)
Sousa
Razin
Morinas

In the other Group B game on matchday 2 Dorian and Sonya took apart Aurendia 3 - 1. And on matchday 3 Aurendia and Bazalonia fought out a 2 - 2 stalemate while the Aroras got back into gear with a 5 - 1 demolition of clueless Neu Amerika.

The HyperSport Upset of the Round

Group A - Starblaydia 0 - 2 Nojika
Wow. Just wow. If you’d mentioned this scoreline before the match the men in white coats would have carted you off to that nice padded room where you could gibber quietly to yourself for the rest of your natural days. But it’s true, the Blaydis actually lost. Perhaps they were just going easy on their SAAS allies. Or maybe, with this defeat and the unconvincing win over Tocapa, just maybe the juggernaut is finally slowing down.

Next . . .

Hypocria (8) v Dorian and Sonya (24)

It will be a new experience on matchday 4 as Hyppos face Necromancers for the first time ever. Ranking shows Hypocria as the favourites but D&S have started well with a narrow defeat to the AOCAF holders followed by a solid win against Aurendia. And Nojika’s upset of Starblaydia has just gone to prove that no result is ever certain.

Posted by: Az-cz Sep 10 2006, 08:12 AM
MC: Here we are today with Menegroth and Zax-Im.

Menegroth: We just didn't finish today. The level between the two teams wasn't that difference. But their homecrowd and experience was the difference maker.

[translated from "Cudnae hit cow's arse we a banjo, laddie. Crapper all'roond, em an us. "]

Az-cz reporter 1: I'd like to read you a quote from the Lamoni report and get your thoughts. "Lamoni ran the ball up and down the field with little resistance, and most of that was disorganized".

Menegroth: Lamoni's taken after our Starblaydi example of over estimating everything related to them. That's why they're trying to conflate this tournament as some sort of huge political event and that's why they called a close game dominant in their favor. They've lost all perspective. But that doesn't really concern us.

[translated from "Aye tay ken tay t'puppy bollocks, try'a akin Starblitzihn, s'nay football, s'politics, tay nay ken eet."]

Az-cz reporter 2: Is this results going to lead to any changes in the Az-cz starting lineup for Tocapa?

Menegroth: It is. I'm going to drop into a 4-4-2. Our defense is clearly being overrun. Dugl-Bugl's a good defender and we'll drop Kazakov instead.

[translated from "Fur Fur fecking tay, cannae defend t'rescue ye grannys."]

Az-cz reporter 3: How important is the Tocapa match?

Menegroth: Big. For the development of the squad they need the win. And anything less than that kills qualification chances, so it's quite important.

[translated from "Meh, s'crap team, donnae frash em, ne'er gon qualee."]

Az-cz reporter 4: Any thoughts on the Starblaydia match?

Menegroth: Yeah. I'm as suprised as everyone else. The Starblaydian team should be better than that.

[translated from "Lamoan fooker refs."]

Az-cz reporter 5: Zax-Im, what are your thoughts at this point.

Zax-Im: I just want to enjoy it. The Az-cz players are great and it's a good time. It would be nice to make at least some statements of skill from here.

Az-cz reporter 6: How can you spead the scoring around?

Zax-Im: We can't really. Bub-Rub is making the plays. The rest of us have to step up and do it too. That's what it comes down to.

MC: Alright, last question.

Az-cz reporter 7: Any predictions for Tocapa?

Menegroth: We're going to win.

[translated from "Bastids."]

Posted by: Starblaydia Sep 10 2006, 05:53 PM
Retrieved from www.claudiogonzalez.cit.sb

New blog entry: Oh Sh*t unsure.gif

What the -explicitive removed- happened? You could have played that match 100 times and Nojika wouldn't have beaten us by two goals in any one of them. That was one in a million chance usually, but there's only one reason why it happened today: It was once upon a time in Lamoni.

-explicitive removed-ers.

Most of those calls weren't bad, they were outright cheating. Dar [Darijo Cravex] and I were pissed as hell, even Noble [Paul Noble, Captain] was peeved, and he's usually cool as a cucumber. Lamonian referees - we hate em now, and always will do. If we need a win in our last group match to ensure qualification, expect it to be a bloodbath in Lamoni.

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Claudio González is a nineteen year-old defender, playing at attacking left full-back or occasionally centre-back. He is currently the owner of the #3 AOCAF shirt and plays for Tribe Urjali (www.urjaliwhites.co.sb) in Liga Starblaydia. - N.B. Claudio will be dropped for the Miceland match and replaced by right-back Aleksandr Rekeseski, with Adimurti Drazarim switching to left-back.

Posted by: Tocapa Sep 10 2006, 06:07 PM
"Those punks," said aged bar customer Jon Pitirs, seconds after the transmission ceased. "How can they say that about our football team? Every time ve've played them ve've beaten them!" nearly yelled the man, slamming his soon-to-be empty mug on the bar.

"Actually, we've only played them once, and it was a two-to-nothing loss," said a nearby computer monitor.

"Aw, vhat do you know?" asked the irate Pitirs.

"I'm Wikipedia, I know everything. Did you know that water is actually red? No, green. No, red. Now it's blue again," said the monitor.

"I've told you before, *********, stop harassing my customers!"

"The previous unsigned comment was added by Joel Unvar," declared the monitor.

Elsewhere in the room, two pool players had also heard the transmission and began their own commentary. "Vhat do you think? Ve gotta chance?" said the cue-holding player, Gari Solee.

"At vhat? Football's the one vith the balls, right?" asked his opponent, Kenn Tolja.

"Actually, I think it's the one vith the puck," interjected a nearby bargoer.

"Hey, I'm not gay, I don't do that ****" said Tolja.

"I think he said puck," replied Solee.

"Excuse me," said a woman holding an infant in her arms, "I came to this bar to drink, not to hear your foul tongue scathing my child's ears."

"All he said was puck," replied Tolja.

"That's it, I'm reporting you both to the owner of this bar!" screamed the woman, flailing her arms about and leaving.

"Ma'am, I think you dropped your baby!"

Posted by: Demot Sep 10 2006, 06:42 PM
Demot Daily ~ Power Outage

Well not much can be said about the offense of the squad following the Oliverry match except that it was efficient. One shot, one goal. However that lone goal would prove not enough as Oliverry got two past the backline and Whitehurse, and slid by the team 2-1. Black got the score in the 18th minute off a through ball from Lucas. She feigned a shot, and then spun criss crossed her defender to open up just enough space to get a shot off from the corner of the box. The shot curled and dipped right into the right side of the netting to the cheers of the small Demot gathering. However their elation would be shortlived as an Oliverry counter attack in the 31st minute to draw even before half. The second half turned into a grudge match in the midfield. Masteron was on the unfortunate end of a red card in the 58th minute when he went sliding in on a charging midfielder but only came in contact with their cleats. However the ref believed Masteron was deliberty trying to injure the player, and shoved the red card in his face dispite protest from him and Black. Short handed, the team curled up into a shell that seemed inpeneratable. When one defender would lose thier mark, another would be right there to stall the oppisiton long enough for team to get back into proper defensive position. As well as this formation performed, as the game wound down, the team was showing major fatigue, with players barely able to lift their legs in the last minutes of regulation, and the Oliverrian side took advantage of it to disect their way through and tuck one behind Whitehurse in the 89th minute.

Things don't get any easier for the squad as Pactilia and Nedilia remain. Both teams are veteran sides who should have the clear advantage over ours. So Dogood will have to perform some magic ticks if the team does hope to get the results needed to qualify, espicially with Masteron suspended for the next match. The one bit of good news is that Footballia also remains on the schedule, a much more even side with Demot than the formers.

Article by Jasmine Olyvander

Posted by: Tocapa Sep 10 2006, 09:43 PM
"Sir, I have good news," said Endru Vage, one of the Delightfullest Grim's aides.

"The communists are all dead?" asked Josiph Tallon, ruler of Tocapa.

"No, not quite yet, sir, but I assure you ve're vorking on it," replied the aide.

"Then vhat could it possibly be?" demanded Tallon.

"Our football team drew against Miceland, sir."

"Really? I didn't even know ve had a football team, let alone one that could draw."

"Indeed, sir. Next ve'll be playing Az-Cz. They beat us last time but this time I have a feeling ve're going to take it."

"Yes, I suppose. Vhich one is football again?"

"I think it's the one with the bats, sir."

"Hmm... could ve use these bats to rid our nation of communists?"

"I'll have to check on that, sir." With that, Vage left the office of the Delightfullest Grim.

Posted by: Lamoni Sep 10 2006, 10:55 PM
MD 4 RP CUTOFF

Posted by: Dorian and Sonya Sep 10 2006, 11:32 PM
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D&S Come on Down! You're the Next Contestant On Hyppo Steamroller!

Queen Sonya could only shake her head in disgust. Hypocria. 1-5 score. The whole day was ruined.

The Necromancers had thought themselves to be ready for the clash with the Hyppos. Instead, the Necromancers should have elected to go for coffee and hand Hypocria the 3-0 result for a forfeit. The goal differential sure would have been better that way.

But be that as it may, the match did take place and one side actually played in it. Can you guess which one that was? The Necromancers only real appearance in the match was the celebration after a Hyppo “Own Goal”. I guess they felt sorry for us after 89 minutes of pure out ass kicking.

Tons and tons of film study wasted. If the Hyppos had played like this in the World Cup they would not have quit. They would now be ranked #1 in the world. And everyone says Starblaydia is the best. Hmmmffff. The Hyppo show is in full effect.

Next up is a date with Neu Amerika. At least they aren’t capable of 5 goals against us - we don’t think. The pitch is much different than the hardwood.

Posted by: Lamoni Sep 10 2006, 11:35 PM
Lamoni on top of things

(Karakan Box)

The game itself might have been a draw, but that and a Miceland loss to Starblaydia was all that was needed to put Lamoni on top of things; group standings wise. Not only is this hailed as a minor political victory over a furious ASMV/ "Boy band ASPIRE" side, but it would appear that the Hawks used the press to outwit the ASMV side as well. In using the press to make the ASMV squad angry, they caused the Vegans to have one brief burst of rage fueled energy with which to score (at ten minutes in). Once that energy was used up, the Hawks took advantage and scored against a tired looking ASMV side at thirty minutes in. The Vegans looked sluggish during the rest of the first half, and not even the halftime strategy session did not do them much good, as neither side could figure out the others defense in the second half.

Lamoni faces Miceland next, and this will be the game to determine who gets first, and who gets the third (unless Starblaydia loses to ASMV, of course, but we don't think that likely) spots in group A. Miceland has been a very pleasant surprise for the Hawks so far; clearing out the competition so that Lamoni could fare well. For a team in their first AOCAF, they are doing very well indeed. Their victory against ASMV in the first matchday means that we can't take a win against them for granted, so we must and will be on gaurd. The Hawks would love to feast on Mice steaks.

As for the surprise result of matchday four, it would be Bettia losing to Aurendia 2-1. Bettia is easily ranked in the top ten AO football teams, and thus this match is a shocker compareable (at the least) to Starblaydia's loss to Nojika in matchday three.

With matchday five upcoming, Lamoni looks to be in excellent position, and will work hard to stay there.

Lamoni - 1 Mccawley (30)
ASMV - 1 (20)

Posted by: Andossa Se Mitrin Vega Sep 11 2006, 12:13 AM
QUOTE (Project Erosis Field Report)



Project Erosis - Phase III
Field Test Progress Report
Breann Mikkola, Supervising Controller

Today our test subjects had a very tough test against the host squad of Lamoni. The political tensions that have surrounded this version of the AOCAF only seem to have made the match that much more important for the hosts, if you wish to look at it that way. The Hawks had the hopes of not only the Lamonian people but somewhat of the SDL riding on their ability to win this match.

On the other hand. The Nyriad test group had little to prove beyond the fact that the Erosis Project has been a successs. And our subjects proved that once again as they earned a 1-1 draw with the hosts and powerhouse side of the SDL.

The Lamonians mistakenly took the furious start of the match by our subjects as anger related to political issues. Rather it was an assault designed to give the Nyriads the early advantage. The anger part just seems to come naturally when an entire stadium boos upon your arrival on the pitch. Marline Stopp’s goal in the 10th minute was just what we had drawn up in the game plan. Lamoni of course would equalise things before the half as Mccawley scored. But as was stated, we expected this.

Lamoni media stated  “The Vegans looked sluggish during the rest of the first half, and not even the halftime strategy session did not do them much good, as neither side could figure out the others defense in the second half” That might be true but they forgot to mention that their squad was no better in this respect. That fact is evidenced in the 1-1 final score.

Despite reports that state otherwise, the victory here went to our test subjects, as we were in fact the lesser ranked of the two sides. The result gives our subjects a much needed boost, while demoralizing their own squad’s psyche. That is the result we intended when preparing for this match.

End Report

Posted by: Myrtannia Sep 11 2006, 12:45 AM
And The Dryads Keep Rolling Along!; Myrtannia Shuts Down TLC

SPOKANE ROUND in Lamoni - The biggest surprise in Group D of AOCAF XVI is, in most minds in Halosen at least, the incredibly strong play by the Myrtannian national team. Three matches in, the Dryads have remained consistantly near the top of the rankings of the group despite highly ranked opponents in each of said matches. First came the hard-fought draw with regional founder Vilita on Day 1. Then came the shockingly decisive 3-1 win over Krytenia on Day 3. On Day 4, Myrtannia would face a team they had yet to defeat: the BStars of the Lowland Clans.

Maybe it's just the air in Lamoni, or the fact that this AOCAF has been almost a home pitch atmosphere for Myrtannia, but everything is going in their favor so far. While other teams are more watched - the seeming resurgence of Lamoni, the apparent stumbling of Starblaydia, the steamroller that is Hypocria, Myrtannia has happily flown under the radar. It appears that the Pacitalian prediction that Myrtannia can contend for first in group is coming true. But first, to the coverage of Day 4, and the clash between the Lowland Clans and the Dryads.

Once again, Myrtannia was unaffected by the higher ranking of TLC, and once again that might've only served to put a big target on the collective backs of the BStars. During the national anthems presentations, it was hard to hear the orchestral recording of 'Stand Strong, United Isles' as it played; the Dryads Army, in full force, sang louder than the public address system blared the music. At its conclusion, the Army resumed its usual flag-waving, chanting, and general rowdiness it's become known for.

The energy of the Dryads Army was mirrored in the play of the Dryads on the field, as they took control early and never let go. Just like Krytenia before them, the Lowland Clans' defense couldn't hold back the tide of Myrtannia's forwards for long. After a few good plays by the BStars on their half of the pitch, the Dryads intercepted a pass and found an opening. Dania Figary had intercepted the pass, and pushed forward after a missed sliding tackle by a TLC defender. When she neared the goal, entering the penalty box, she passed it off to Sabra Nang, who took the shot.

TLC's keeper deflected the shot with a marvelous dive, but Figary was right there to head the ball back past him into the net. The score became 1-0 in favor of Myrtannia, and Figary was tied with Deeann Massetti for most goals all-time in AOCAF play by a Myrtannian. For the rest of the first half, Myrtannia would control the pace of the match, and toy with TLC, though no more scores were registered off the shots on goal they took.

"We're focused out there today, and we're not about to let this opportunity slip away from us. When we come back out onto the pitch, we're going to give them more of the same, and see how they like that," coach Gabino told a Myrtannian reporter before heading into the lockers at the half.

As promised, the second half fostered more of the same for Myrtannia, as they continued to control the pace of the match. Only once did TLC get into the back third of the pitch belonging to Myrtannia, and at that time, Orpha Mega put a stop to the invasion quickly. With the attack pressing so often, another goal wasn't just possible, it was inevitable. Eventually, something would crack in the BStars' defense, and Myrtannia would burst through.

That something occured when September Rollock edged past a TLC defender, and found some open space between her and the goal. Rather than try a risky shot, she crossed it over to Roz Gabino, who was more than happy to oblige with a strike. Her shot was a powerful strike into the upper left corner of the goal that soared past the TLC keeper and sent the Dryads Army into a frenzy. It was now Myrtannia leading 2-0, and things were certainly looking up for the Dryads.

"After that goal, we figured out that we had the Clans right where we wanted them. It became our job to keep them there," Orpha Mega explained after the match.

That is exactly what happened, as the Dryads controlled the tempo of the match to their liking, and took a few more potshots at the goal. A couple of those nearly went in. As time ran short, Myrtannia kept the ball away from the BStars, and let the clock run out entirely. Finally, the final gun sounded, signaling another first in Myrtannian soccer: consecutive wins in the AOCAF group stage, not to mention more than one win in a group stage. After the futility of AOCAF XV, Myrtannia (2-1-0) now sits undefeated with two group stage matches remaining.

"It's a wonderful feeling to see all our hard work after last AOCAF paying off on the pitch. Now we just have to keep it up in the last two matches and we'll be sitting pretty for the knockouts. We have the motivation to go out and win the last two matches, too; we don't want to be stuck playing a Nedalia or Starblaydia or Hypocria in the round of 16. Our goal now becomes to finish in the top two of the group," coach Gabino added to earlier statements.

Already, Myrtannia has drawn with Vilita, and downed Krytenia and the Lowland Clans, and momentum could well see them finish in second or first now. The decision to leave Massetti off the roster has worked wonders for the attacking Dryads, who are playing perhaps their best football ever at the moment.

"We can't get ahead of ourselves, though," captain Dania Figary told AIR 4, "Because there's another match tomorrow. As much as we want to celebrate our successes so far, we'll be out on the pitch practicing hard as always. At this stage, we can't take anyone lightly; anyone could spoil our chances of reaching our goal, and we just can't allow that."

Up next for the mighty, orange-clad Dryads are the Warriors of Milchama, who are looking to rebound from a 1-3 loss to Vilita/Turori. Despite Milchama's two losses, Myrtannia is certainly going to treat them as if they were undefeated and a contender for the top spot in Group D. Myrtannia has never beaten Milchama, either, but they proved today that history doesn't neccessarily enter into it now. They'd never beaten TLC before, but today they handed the BStars a 2-0 defeat. For now, the Dryads sit atop Group D, despite a clerical error by the Lamonian AOCAF body (Myrtannia: 2 W, 1 D, 0 L, +4 GD/Vilita & Turori: 2 W, 1 D, 0 L, +3 GD). Tomorrow, we shall see if that trend will continue, or if Milchama change things. The way things are going, the Dryads look to be a lock to just keep rolling along.

The final score from Spokane Round in Lamoni:

Myrtannia 2 - 0 The Lowland Clans

(Figary 25', Gabino 74') (None)

Posted by: Az-cz Sep 11 2006, 10:59 AM
Az-cz Scroll
Lamoni
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Az-cz struggles with Tocapa, escapes with a point

Despite the claims from the Lamonians, Tocapa looked better in the draw than Lamoni looked in the two goal win.
Playing a 4-4-2 instead of the usual 3-5-2 Az-cz just couldn't get their midfield set up. The Tocapa team was able to take advantage of their midfield and was basically in control the entire game.
Tocapa took the lead in the 39th minute off of a clever set of plays. Az-cz seemed to be a step behind each play until the goal whistled past Dn-Zf.
In the second half Tocapa stepped up the pressure and threatened to extend their lead a number of times but either Ns-Ta or Ml-Dni made sure that the best shot they could get off was one Dn-Zf could get to.
In the 69th minute Menegroth brought on Lur-Mn for Dugl-Bugl to push the offense more forward. Eventually his plan worked, but it took time. In the 83rd minute Ml-Dni snuck forward and launched a beautiful cross that Bub-Rub slotted home.
The Gnomes continued to try to push forward, but they couldn't find the net again and the game ended at 1-1, for all intents and purposes ending the Az-cz dream of qualifying.

Stats
Az-cz Scorers 83 Bub-Rub
Possession Az-cz 36% Tocapa 64%
Shots Az-cz 5 Tocapa 14
Corners Az-cz 0 Tocapa 2

Posted by: Starblaydia Sep 11 2006, 01:41 PM
Back to Winning Ways on MD4
Starblaydia still conceed two vs Mice


It wasn't pretty, it wasn't excellent, but it was a win. At least Starblaydia got their shooting boots on for this game, smashing four past a, erm, mouse. Brilliant. What superstars they are, really. Starblaydia have jumped back up to third in the Group, which is only slightly higher than when Starblaydia didn't play on Matchday One.

Sitting behind both host Lamoni and the afforementioned defeated Mice of Miceland, Starblaydia will require at least two more wins from their three remaining matches if they are to have any chance of qualification. How long has it been since we've had to make that kind of prediction? Andossa Se Mitrin Vega, the Hurin Menegroth-led Az-cz and, of course, hosts Lamoni stand between Starblaydia and the next round of knockouts.

In other news, Starblaydi striker Maivia Von Erich struck the landmark goal of his career, equalling the benchmark for any successful Starblaydia striker, his fifteenth senior international goal. The Widdrington Wolves stalwart, 32, is now in the pantheon of recognised Starblaydi strikers, part of the famous 'Rapaii 15' (Predator 15) club for anyone who equals the record Nikola "Laser" Lazerevski had set for the country when he retired just before World Cup 17. Congratulations, Maivia!

Final score:
The Mice of Miceland 2 - 4 Starblaydia
(Reepicheap 24, ComputerMouse 39) - (Niodonna 15, Rocca 34, Von Erich 61, Cravex 75)


Posted by: Bettia Sep 11 2006, 02:55 PM
The final whistle blows at the end of matchday four, ringing out through the Pie & Pixie where it is greeted... by stunned silence.

"Um, George?" Ali says quietly. "Did... THAT... really happen?"

"I don't know Ali, I... I..." George stutters, clutching his niece's newly-repaired laptop. "I mean, that was... Aurendia, and they... beat us?"

"This can't be happening. That's it, it's all a dream, a big nasty dream and I'll wake up in a minute. George, am I dreaming?"

George answers that by giving his friend a huge slap right in the mush. Ali stares at him in disbelief.

"That... that hurt a little." he said, blinking in disbelief. "ARRRGGGHH! IT WASN'T A DREAM, IT REALLY HAPPENED!"


Fixtures

MD1: BETTIA 3-2 Dorian & Sonya
MD2: Bye
MD3: BETTIA 5-1 Neu Amerika
MD4: BETTIA 1-2 Aurendia
MD5: BETTIA v Bazalonia
MD6: BETTIA v Hypocria
MD7: Bye

Posted by: Starblaydia Sep 11 2006, 06:08 PM
Retrieved from www.claudiogonzalez.cit.sb

New blog entry: Mistakes and Apologies

I hereby apologise to the governing body of football in Lamoni for the comments I made in my previous blog entry. Those comments were written while I was still angry at our defeat at the hands of Nojika and, though I still do not believe many of the refereeing decisions made on the night were correct, to accuse fellow professionals in the game of football of cheating is unjust as best.

Still, there are three games to go in this group and to be in third place is no real trouble at this stage. We just need to make sure that we keep the Vegans off our coat-tails while overtaking the Micelanders for second spot. Hopefully we'll have sealed a qualification spot before we have to play Lamoni, as with qualification on the line, playing the hosts at home, in the last group game before the knockouts will be perhaps a little more pressure than we require at this stage. Though we really have heaped that pressure on ourselves already having lost to Nojika the game before last.

We'll still be in with a great chance to qualify, but nothing is set in stone quite yet. Anyone can lose to a nobody-team. Even the defending champions wink.gif

CG

Claudio González is a nineteen year-old defender, playing at attacking left full-back or occasionally centre-back. He is currently the owner of the #3 AOCAF shirt and plays for Tribe Urjali (www.urjaliwhites.co.sb) in Liga Starblaydia. - N.B. Claudio, assuming the match against Andossa Se Mitrin Vega goes to plan, should come on at half time in that match, to make sure that Claudio has learnt not to post inflamatory rubbish on his blof.

Posted by: Az-cz Sep 11 2006, 07:45 PM
MC: Here we are after a disappointing performance against Tocapa. We came away with a point, but were hoping for much more. Joining us today are coach Menegroth, Zax-Im and Man of the Match

Menegroth: This was the worst we've played all tournament, I think. At least against Lamoni and Miceland we basically held our own against good teams. But struggling against a poor team like Tocapa is just not good.

Az-cz reporter 1: What are you going to do with the bye day?

Menegroth: Train. Practice. Work. There's no time for rest.

Az-cz reporter 2: Are you nervous about the match against Starblaydia?

Menegroth: No. Considering how we've played so far, we're going to be expected to lose, so there's nothing to worry about.

Az-cz reporter 3: What's the goal for the last two games?

Menegroth: Improve. Compete. Earn points. Earn respect.

Az-cz reporter 4: The same question every week, why can't anyone other than Bub-Rub score?

Menegroth: I have no idea.

Zax-Im: It's just a question of making plays. Bub-Rub is. The rest of us aren't.

Az-cz reporter 5: Ml-Dni, how did you earn the Man of the Match today?

Ml-Dni: I think my defense was big in keeping us close and the cross I made was also big.

Az-cz reporter 6: Looking to after this tournament, do you think you'd like to stay in Az-cz?

Menegroth: I don't really know.

MC: Alright last question.

Az-cz reporter 7: Any lineup changes for the next game?

Menegroth: There will be, but I'm not sure what yet.




Posted by: Lamoni Sep 11 2006, 11:15 PM
MD 5 RP CUTOFF

Posted by: Lamoni Sep 11 2006, 11:46 PM
Hawks still sitting pretty, defeat Mice

Lamoni took sole possesion of first place in group A today with a 2-1 victory over the Mice of Miceland. Before the match, the Lamonian players expressed their frank curiousity about the bigulated mice; stopping to chat with them during pre-game warmups. Most of the team ended up chatting with ComputerMouse, which is ironic, considering that ComputerMouse was the... erm... mouse behind the lone Miceland goal of the match. This goal came at thirty nine minutes in, and inspired a brilliant crossbar goal by Ludlow one minute later on a cross pass by Tomes. Ludlow would score again ten minutes after that to put the game away for Lamoni. As mentioned, the win places Lamoni in first place, and all but ensures advancement to the round of 16 for the Hawks.

Lamoni would love to stay in first place all the way to the end of the group stages, but such teams as Nojika and Starblaydia stand in the way. We face Nojika next, and we CANNOT afford to take them lightly after they defeated Starblaydia 2-0 on matchday three. Starblaydi media is STILL reacting to that loss.

After we face off Nojika, we will be facing regional rivals Starblaydia. The Starblaydis will likely earn their qualification against Az-Cz on matchday six, unless Coach Menegroth and company can pull off the upset. However, that is regarded as highly unlikely. Though, if this AOCAF has shown anything, it is that rules are made to be broken. Once Starblaydia qualifies by winning against Az-Cz, this is expected to be the regional grudge match that everyone and their dog will try to get tickets to. We have heard rumors that President Stone has invited Queen Sonya of Dorian & Sonya to watch the Lamoni-Starblaydia match, but no reply has come back from the Queen as yet.

Lamoni - 2 Ludlow (40, 50)
Miceland - 1 ComputerMouse (39)

Posted by: Bazalonia Sep 12 2006, 12:51 AM
QUOTE
DAY 1 STOP BYE
DAY 2 STOP HYPOCRIA 5-2 LOSS
DAY 3 STOP AURENDIA 2-2 DRAW
DAY 4 STOP BETTIA 3-1 LOSS

NEED WINS AGAINST D&S AND NEU AMERIKA STOP
BAZABS MAY NOT QUALIFY STOP
AT BOTTOM OF TABLE STOP
MEASURES TO CORRECT THIS NEED TO BE TAKEN STOP
ONE BYE DAY LEFT FOR BAZABS STOP
DO NOT WASTE IT STOP


A sattelite receiver was hooked up to an old telegraph machine... t was some time that this tech was used and hopefully no one had any idea of the contents.

The shadowy figure burnt the ticker paper that came out of the machine and then left. He had a meeting with Queen Sonya of Dorian & Sonya.

Posted by: Myrtannia Sep 12 2006, 12:51 AM
Dryads Vanquish Warriors, Remain On Top of Group; Figary Strikes Into History

SPOKANE ROUND in Lamoni - At the beginning of Day 5, Myrtannia held the top spot in Group D, much to the surprise of the domestic media. Group D, considered a candidate for Group of Death at the beginning of the tournament, has been panning out rather nicely for the Dryads. A day after toppling The Lowland Clans, Myrtannia was set to face the Milchama Warriors, whom they had yet to defeat.

Milchama entered as the higher seeded and ranked side, but had lost two of their first three. Myrtannia, on the other hand, entered with two wins and a draw, and a strong determination to obtain a win against their adversaries. It wasn't going to be an easy match, as the Warriors would be fighting to keep hopes of advancement to the knockout stage alive. The Dryads would be fighting for a win that would virtually gaurantee them a spot in the round of 16.

At the stadium, if there were any Milchama supporters, they were overshadowed by the vast majority of spectators who wore orange and blue. Or at least it seemed that way to us. The Dryads Army gave their side a standing ovation as they made their way onto the pitch for warm-ups; an ovation that lasted five minutes solid. On another note, the Myrtannian fans are reported to have poured countless Sohners into the Lamonian economy, which may serve to strengthen the already strong relationship between Nephi and Halosen.

Back on the pitch, Myrtannia treated the match as all business, and performed well in a highly defensive first half. Neither side got many good looks, though there were a few close calls (most of them Myrtannian shots on goal). Orpha Mega spearheaded yet another potent defensive stand as the Warriors were denied any opportunity to score. When the Warriors did manage to get a shot off, veteran Flo Krabel put a stop to every attempt.

The first half ended in a scoreless stalemate, and both sides went to the lockers trying to come up with a strategy to break the deadlock. Both sides had much at stake in the match, and coach Rachell Gabino reportedly gave the Dryads a long pep talk. Only action on the field would tell whether this would be a successful tactic to motivate the Dryads.

"Milchama played as well as we'd anticipated, which is fine. We enjoy a good challenge," Gabino explained to AIR 4 before said pep talk, "We'll just keep coming at them in the second half, see what happens. They're a good side that's just had unfortunate luck so far. Of course, we'd love to add to that unfortunate luck today, and I think we will."

In the second half, the defensive and positioning battles commenced again, as Myrtannia gradually began to push the Warriors back. More often, Dryads forwads were able to break through the defense, and more shots on the Milchaman goal were taken. None of those went in at first, but the Dryads were hungry. Hungry for a goal that would keep them atop Group D, and in prime position to win a top two finish in the group when the dust clears.

"It was tough, but we kept pushing. We needed to break their defense, and somehow, some way, we were going to do it," September Rollock said.

Finally, the Dryads found the play they'd been looking for, just as the match entered its final ten minutes. A major push into the Milchaman half of the field was led by Daisey Martignago, who eventually passed it off to Roz Gabino. Roz got past a Warriors defender with some fancy footwork, then passed it over to Rollock. Rollock moved into position and spotted a teammate open in the penalty box, and crossed it over to her with authority. That teammate, Dania Figary, connected a perfect strike just as the ball got within range, booting it into the goal. Myrtannia took a 1-0 lead with only 8 minutes remaining.

Dryads mobbed Figary, who had done more than put Myrtannia up at a crucial stage in the match. With the goal, Figary surpassed Deeann Massetti to become the top international level scorer in Myrtannian history. The Dryads Army celebrated the feat as well, offering Figary another standing ovation that rivaled the one given to the whole team before the match.

"It was a fantastic sensation, even though I didn't realize what I'd just done at the moment. All that mattered to me was that we went up by a goal, and Milchama didn't have much time to do anything about it," Figary told the press after the match, "A personal accomplishment like that doesn't matter as much as the team's overall performance."

With the goal to put some distance between them and the Warriors, the Dryads handled the rest of the match as they had the last two matches. Myrtannia simply kept the ball away from the Warriors, and controlled the pace as time ran out. As the final gun sounded, the Dryads were all smiles, realizing they had tied another Myrtannian record. This one was the record for most wins in a single AOCAF by a Myrtannian team. In AOCAF XIV, it took the Dryads two playoff wins to reach three total. AOCAF XVI has seen them reach that total with one match to go in the group stage.

"This win is very vindicating; now, we only have the one last group match left before we get a bye date, then a round of 16 matchup. It's a relief to not have to worry about whether or not we get through to the knockouts. Now, we'll go out there tomorrow and show Quakmybush just why we're so much improved over last AOCAF," coach Gabino added, "We're practicing hard, playing hard, and reaping the rewards of that hard work. I'll do all I can to make sure those rewards keep coming in for us."

The final group stage matchup will see Myrtannia (3-1-0) take on AOCAF newcomer Quakmybush (0-0-3), who have yet to taste any kind of success on the pitch in Lamoni. Despite that, the Dryads treat every opponent as a threat, and Quakmybush will be no exception. Myrtannia will be as prepared as they can be for the match, because a win and a Vilitan draw or loss gaurantees the Dryads the top slot in Group D. If that happens, expect a celebration of huge proportions on the part of the Dryads Army. The Dryads themselves will most likely just get back to work the next day in preparation for the round of 16. For now, the only thing on their minds will be Quakmybush.

The final score from Spokane Round:

Myrtannia 1 - 0 Milchama
(Figary 82') (None)

Posted by: Miceland Sep 12 2006, 01:12 AM
Close Matches against Regions Best

Starblaydia and Lamoni, two of the best footballing nations in the reason and the two nations that have the greatest animosity between the 2. The Mice had played Starblaydia and then Lamoni. Starblaydia, the football powerhouse of the region scoring 2 goals more than the mice and Lamoni only won by 1 goal. By this reconning The Mice have certainly earned their 3rd place spot on the group 1 rankings.

Computer InputeMouse was the mouse that took the first goal and Ludlow in a counter-attack equaled the score and it was 5 minutes into the second hald that Ludlow once again after a counter attack. This might give Miceland the chance to reach the knockout stages of the AOCAF in their first attempt.

Posted by: Hypocria Sep 12 2006, 02:48 PM
And That’s Five More


Stephen Murtagh reporting from Richland Field,

There is a certain amount of confusion back home in the Autocracy concerning the Hyppos’ recent run of form. The fans who witnessed truly abject performances in World Cup qualifiers in the past have been left scratching their collective heads as the men in blue and white rattled in five goals for the third game in succession, and the fifth time in their last eight AOCAF fixtures. Where was this type of performance then? Well quite frankly we don’t care. The Hyppos are turning on the style here and now and the fans are loving it.

The Necromancers of Dorian and Sonya became the victims of the latest round of ass kickery as the Autocracy’s finest once again hit the goal trail with a vengeance. And the opener just happened to be something of a record breaker. When Carlo Molinari tucked away a slide rule pass from Bassano he became the highest AOCAF goalscorer in Hypocria’s history. He moves onto 10 goals, one ahead of Andrei Shirko who now works with the national side’s strikers. Molinari may have broken the record but it was Victor Morinas who stole the rest of the headlines with a fine hattrick. The big striker netted the first two with his head. The first from Razin’s cross. The second, a simple headed finish after a Sousa scorcher had come back off the bar. As the halftime whistle blew the Hyppos were 3 - 0 up and cruising.

Any hopes the Necromancers had that the second half might be easier were quickly dispelled when fallback Espartero curled in a freekick from the edge of the box just four minutes into the second forty five. And the fifth followed midway through the half, Morinas controlling a lofted ball into the box on his chest and firing past the beleaguered Samantha. With the seconds ticking away towards fulltime the D&S fans finally had something to cheer about when Pirieda turned sharply on the edge of the box and hit a low shot that was deflected past Lomaia of the outstretched leg of Drago. But it was a minor blip on an otherwise dominant display.

Hypocria 5 - 1 Dorian and Sonya
Molinari
Morinas (3)
Espartero

There were upsets in the other two Group B matches on matchday 4. Neu Amerika actually got their act together long enough to beat Bazalonia 3 - 2. But in the shock of the round, and the tournament as a whole, holders Bettia went down 2 - 1 to AOCAF debutants Aurendia. And on matchday 5 the Aroras got back into winning ways with a 3 - 1 triumph over the BazaBs while Neu Amerika made it two on the spin against Dorian and Sonya, winning 3 - 2 again.

The HyperSport Upset of the Round

Group B - Bettia 1 - 2 Aurendia
They say the only thing more difficult than winning a title is holding on to it. Certainly the Aroras are not having it all their own way here in Lamoni. Sure, they’ve been winning matches but not in the gung ho style of four years ago. And the pressures of being the champions shone through against Aurendia as the AOCAF new boys came away with a stunning win.

Next . . .

Hypocria (8) v Bettia (2)
It’s the big one folks. The one the fans back in the Autocracy have been waiting for since the group draw. Not only are the Hyppos facing the reigning champions but it’s also a good old fashioned, blood and thunder, Verdana derby between two of AO‘s most attacking sides. Not to mention a game that should decide who tops Group B come the final reckoning. It’s a big match too for coach Marcus Baxter who spent the majority of his playing career in the Apex League with Sukatra Tigers. It will be a huge test of this team and although another five goals is rather unlikely a repeat of the result the last time the teams meet in this competition, a 2 - 0 Hypocrian win many moons ago in Fmjphoenix, would be nice.

Posted by: Neu Amerika Sep 12 2006, 03:03 PM
After Initial Troubles, Revolution Brings Triumphs

The Sixteenth Atlantian Oceania Championship of Association Football is the first for the Socialist Union. It is also the Socialist Union's second inter regional competition of any kind. With the defending champions and former champions amongst group competition, the SUNA's first national team was not expected to do anything of note.

In the first two matches, our brave men in red fell in horrendous losses to Bettia and Hypocria, and something needed to be done. Suddenly, the team's coach had a revolutionary idea: why not put 11 men on the field instead of only 10? That led to his moving an additional midfielder into the starting rotation.

This decision has proven to be the most successful move yet for the SUNA in its inaugural soccer tournament. The first match to test the new formation was one against Bazalonia, who had made it to the Round of 16 in every one of their AOCAF appearances. It looked bad for our boys, who fell behind by two goals, but the might of the Socialist Union finally showed itself. Andreas Grivna single-handedly led the Socialists back from the dead with a hat trick, all of them in the second half of play.

Next on the list were the Dorian and Sonya Necromancers, who also could not stop the newly strong SUNA squad. SUNA scored three times in he first half - twice by Grivna, once by Zackary Czekaj. While he Necromancers scored twice to make it a contest, the SUNA was able to hold on to a victory.

With 2 wins and 2 losses, the Socialist Union sits in third place of their group with one match remaining. That match will be against AOCAF newcomer Aurendia, who have already notched an upset over Bettia. However, the Chief Socialist himself has full confidence in our men, who should prevail against the Aurendian threat.

Our scoring leaders:
Andreas Grivna - 5 goals
Zacakary Czekaj - 1 goal

Posted by: Pacitalia Sep 12 2006, 04:50 PM
Foxes take care of Qutar to remain undefeated
Vunghiasso nets a pair as Pacitalia keeps pace with Nedalia in Group C



LAMONI (PSN) -- A pair of goals from Andolfabio Vunghiasso was all the Blue Foxes needed to send the Qutari packing with their third loss in as many matches at AOCAF16's group stage. Conversely, Pacitalia's two goals sent the Blue Foxes off the pitch feeling quite pleased, as it meant a third win in as many games.

Pacitalia and Qutar both started off wary of each other's systems as they had never played each other before in any tournament. However, Pacitalia's experience and talent seemed to slowly tip the scales in favour of the home side as Qutari defence gradually succumbed to repeated attacks by the Foxes' front five.

Captain Veranace d'Amantano and fellow striker Ambrosino Giurimano seemed to act as decoys for a midfield-line offensive charge in the 42nd minute. Literally moments before halftime, Vunghiasso and Michelangelo Mascagnano were playing the ball up the left side and faked a pass forward to d'Amantano, but defenders took the bait and moved to challenge the ball from the Pacitalian captain. Instead, Vunghiasso flicked the ball cross-pitch to Andreos Charisteas, who brought the ball into the twenty-two yard box and lobbed the ball up into the air where Vunghiasso jumped and headed it low past the Qutari keeper for a 1-0 lead.

Vunghiasso, who is widely being noticed as the next great Blue Fox player, followed his first goal up with a beautiful rocketing strike in the 76th minute when he received another lob pass from Charisteas. The ball fell to Vunghiasso's feet and he took a 121kph shot that seemed to rip the net in half as it crossed the line and passed the bewildered Qutari keeper.

The Qutari match was widely seen as a rubber match before Pacitalia's biggest to-date challenge in AOCAF16 arrives Tuesday in the form of the Nedalia Lions. The Lions have been matching Pacitalia's play stride for stride: both are undefeated and Nedalia sits atop Group C because it has four wins in four games to Pacitalia's three in three. Pacitalia moves on to play Demot in the final match of the group stage and the Blue Foxes need to win at least one of the matches to qualify for the round of sixteen.

From Lamoni:
Pacitalia 2 : 0 Islands of Qutar

PAC: Vunghiasso 42', 76'
QUT: None

Posted by: Milchama Sep 12 2006, 05:04 PM
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Thibault needs win or done

Patrice Thibault, the NMS B team and U21 Coach since World Cup 24 is on his last legs. After the STILL unnamed Milchamian B team lost last night to Myrtannia 1-0 to bring Milchama's record to 1-0-3 Thibault was given an ultimatum by the MFA, Win the next game or your fired. Thibault has still had some success with the U21 squad as they did advance to the quarterfinals last time in the cup. However the B team has been getting worse and worse and with this 1-0-3 performance it looks like we won't even advance from our group which cannot be good.

The MFA has also decided that it will look in Milchama for the next replacement leading many to speculate the Alex Lans will be the next Milchama B manager. Lans is already the assistant and has lead the team to numerous victories. Some think that he can lead the team to the "next level" whatever the hell that means. Anyway we all know that Thibault is a failure but waiting a while might not neccesarily be a bad thing.

Posted by: Demot Sep 12 2006, 09:13 PM
Demot Daily ~ Qualify?

With the oncoming match against Footballia, the team sees itself at fourth in the group and in a very favorable position. It merely has to win its' next match and the squad will qualify. The conditions could not be any more perfect if it were scripted, unless the team had won every game, but thats another can of worms. Needless to say, the odds of the team advancing to the next round are quite high.

Demot is in fourth place with 1 win, 2 losses, and 0 draws with a goal differential of positive two. Footballia is in fifth with a record of 1 win and 3 losses, and a goal differential of negative four. This means that if the squad won the game, and then not lose to Pactalia by 7 goals or more, then they would qualify. The opening 4-0 drubbing of Qutar is why the team is able to do this despite the two close losses to Oliverry and Nedalia. With their strong performance, the team is predicted to win 3-1 over Footballia. So hold onto your seats and cheer as loud as you can as the team takes them on tonight.

Article by Jasmine Olyvander

Posted by: Aurendia Sep 12 2006, 09:48 PM
OOC: Things have been a little too good for my team. That changes now. Muahahahaha.

IC:

Richland, Lamoni
Aurendia Raptors Team Hotel
<Six hours before game time>

The sun was already shining brightly, yet anybody inside Room 619 would barely have noticed through the tightly-drawn window shades.

As the young woman assigned to the room slowly awoke, her first conscious thought was that she had a headache, and that she didn’t remember anything. What she noticed next confused her: snoring. She could definitely hear several individuals snoring from around the room. Curious, she rose out of bed as her eyes slowly opened; at which point she first noticed she wasn’t wearing any clothes. Very confused, she fumbled in the darkness for a light switch. The brightness came as a surprise, forcing her to blink several times to get her pupils properly contracted. Once open, confusion became astonishment, as the aftermath of something that had happened the night before became apparent. The source of the snoring noise was revealed to be several human figures strewn in any available spot on the rug; all of them also nude, many of them complete strangers. Between the reclining nudes were a number of empty liquor bottles, many of which carried the label “Lamodka.” The next thing she saw really jolted her awake; was that a mule over in the corner munching on the decorative houseplant?

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Richland Field, Lamoni
Aurendia Locker Room
<Three hours before game time>

A very upset Cassandra Campbell screamed after hanging up her phone. “Great. Just f%$^ing great! First I wake up to the aftermath of an orgy I don’t even remember in my room, then half of my teammates aren’t even there when we leave the hotel, and now our head coach wakes up on a fishing trawler! And where the hell is Danielle?”

“Uhm, sorry to pile it on,” said trainer Anita Simpson quietly, “But half of you are in no shape to play today at all.”

“What?!? They’re here aren’t they? Why can’t they play?”

“Just look around Cassie. Most of the people in this room are too hungover to play football! Hell, I think our starting goalie is still drunk! And if that isn't enough most of the defense seem to have come down with some stomach bug.”

“ Well that’s just f#$%ing peachy! So, who’s good to play?”

“Well, there’s you, your sister, Regina, Bart, Jessica, Denise, Ken and Tara.”

“Hmm, and Regina’s out with a red. So not only do we have no coaches, now we only have seven players? We have to forfeit?”

“Look, I’m the trainer. It’s my job to keep you all healthy. Of the fifteen players on this team who made it in today, only seven of you are in any shape that I’d feel comfortable letting you play ninety minutes of football. And from a game standpoint, even if I did let everyone play, they’d be more of a hindrance on the field than if they just sat on the bench. If four sober football players don’t show up, well, I don’t know. You’re the captain. Find an official or something. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve gotta go hold back Kasia’s hair.”

With that, Cassandra Campbell was left to silently curse out the situation. It had started out so well, with an upset victory over the defending champions. With a bye date following, celebration by the players was to be expected. What no one could have expected was how much celebrating would actually occur. The thought was interrupted by the chirp of a cellular phone.

“Hello? Oh thank you thank you thank you for calling me Julia.”

“Uh-huh. Well, gulp down a lot of water, take some ibuprofen, and get a cab down here now!”

At least they would have a goalie. It was then that Cassandra noticed that her headache had gone away a long time ago.

Posted by: Aurendia Sep 12 2006, 09:55 PM
Richland Field, Lamoni
Aurendia Locker Room
<Two hours before game time>

Cassandra Campbell addressed her assembled teammates. “Okay folks, here’s the deal. In the aftermath of our celebrations the past two nights, neither of our coaches will be joining us today, along with almost half of our team. Also, according to Anita most of you are unfit to play today. Combine that with Regina’s red card from last game, and we only have eight players. Normally that means forfeit, but we are not forfeiting this match. We did not come all this way just to forfeit, and I think I’ve thought of a way to avoid that. In this stadium, in the tailgates outside, and in the bars in the area are several thousand of our fans who traveled here to support us. Among that group there has to be at least three individuals with some useful athletic skills. I want those of you who are able to play out there finding us three more players. Even if they never played a day of football in their life; as long as they can run around for ninety minutes we can put them somewhere. I want us to get in some warm-ups, so be back here in forty-five minutes. Go!”

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“You guys want to head into the stadium now?”

“Are you crazy? I just put the burgers on! Hell, we haven’t even cracked open the cooler yet.”

“More importantly, I have yet to utterly school you with my new move.”

“I’ve heard a lot about this so-called move, and I have yet to see it. I believe it does not exist.”

“Nonsense, you were at that game against South Portland State, you saw it. Just to be make sure though, hah! I do believe that’s a goal.”

“No fair! I was talking!”

“So was I. Now since I scored, you go get me a drink.”

“She’s right man. You lose. Fetch me one while you’re at it.”

“Fine, but this isn’t ove-- hey, I think that’s Tara Pellegri over there.”

“What? Where? Sweet crap you’re right! But, what is she doing out here? And, why is she walking this way?”

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“I love these seats Tony. Great view of everything, plus easy to get on the field at halftime.”

“Right you are Jimbo. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need a drink.”

“Already? We just sat down.”

“Stadium’s still semi-empty so the lines are short. Besides, this Frankenpimp outfit is heavy. I sweat a lot in this thing.”

“Please. I’m dressed as a gorilla. Fake fur and everything, and the dark color really absorbs the sun. You know nothing of sweating.”

“Yeah but when we’re on the field, we’re naked, so you take the fur suit off. The Frankenpimp mask still weighs a ton, and I don’t get to take that off.”

“Whatever. Wimp.”

“You’re just jealous because those orphans have earned more money from me than from you.”

“That’s because you cheated! You went to that Starblaydia-ASMV game! Non-Raptors games earn double.”

“I invited you too!”

“You didn’t tell me you were streaking!”

“I thought that was implie- hey man, look! Its her!”

“Who? That girl from last night?”

“Naw man, much better. Miss December herself!”

“Julia Kennedy? There’s no players on the field yet.”

“Not on the field! Turn around and look back this way.”

“Oh crap your’re right! Is, is she waving to us?”


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Aurendia Locker Room
<One hour, twenty minutes before game time>

“Okay. Everyone gather round” yelled out Cassandra Campbell. “It looks like Tara and Julia have had some luck, and from first glance we may even have a substitute. Time is short, so let’s get some personal information from our emergency Raptors. How about you start, Frankenpimp.”

“Wow, uhm, still kind of in shock here, but, my name’s Tony Montine, I’m 24 years old, I’m from Kurova, and I’m surprised why I was asked, I haven’t played soccer since I was twelve.”

“That’s not a problem Tony. You and your friend their in the gorilla suit have managed to spend three straight half-times running laps around the field with heavy masks on, and you’re both pretty fast while doing it. I’d think would probably be able to run around for two halves with a much lighter jersey on, so we’ll have one of you play midfield. Now, gorilla boy, do you have a name?”

“Yes I do. Its James Rentour, I’m also 24 years old, but I am from Three Rivers, and I did play in high school.”

“Good. Now, how about you two from the tailgate.”

“Well, my name’s Ellen Inofa, I’m 19 years old, and I’m a sophomore forward for U. Southport.”

“Which is why you’ll play forward for us today. Lets end with your friend there.”

“I’m Steve O’Sullivan, I’m twenty, and I play on the back line for U. Southport, and I assure you I’m usually not beaten as easily as I was earlier today.”

“Let’s hope so, because you’re filling in at defense today. Ashley and Denise, it’ll be you too up front today, along with Ellen. Ken and Bart are on D with Steve, and Julia’s in net. Tara, Jess and I will be midfield, along with Tony. Regina, you got the red against Bettia so you can’t play. You’re gonna hold the clipboard instead and be coach. James, you’ll be fresh legs in case anyone needs to sub out. Regular players get out there and stretch. Newbs, best we can do this short notice are some practice jerseys. Not as nice as the game ones, and they don’t have your names, but at least the colors match. Ellen you take 84, Steve gets 72, James gets 61, and Tony can be 55.
“Alright people. We’re in fourth place now, which is the lowest spot that advances. If we keep winning we don’t move down, and probably move up. We want to control our own destiny, so lets go out there and do it!”

Posted by: Bazalonia Sep 12 2006, 11:05 PM
OOC: Argh.. sorry. I forgot to mention this but The mice don't actually speak in a human intelligble language, It's all squeeks and such. They can actually write in english though so all communication with non-mice is written(This will be remedied in an RP Soon. You'll know when it is done)

Posted by: Dorian and Sonya Sep 12 2006, 11:49 PM
Queen Sonya Sabre read the invitation to attend the Starblaydia vs Lamoni match with none other than President Stone. "Good. Nice to see a good match. The Necromancers have been stinking things up too much for me to keep watching. A loss to Neu Amerika! Completely unnacceptable. Get me President Stone on the phone! I need to accept this invitation. And sharpen that damn guillotine! It might just be needed soon.........both for the Necromancers and the Unicorns."

Posted by: Vilita Sep 13 2006, 12:24 AM
Eel-Cat things look to clinch spot against the Bush

The Vilita & Turori Eel Cat things, fresh off a pair of wins over the Lowland Clans and Milchama, remain unbeaten atop the group table with 7 points, and could secure qualification to the next round with a win over Quakmybush in their next match, and other results going their way. Led by the Mumamba brothers, Vilita & Turori opened their campaign with a somewhat dissapointing draw against Myrtannia, with the lone goal coming off the foot of Striker #17.

It was the second match of the competition however, where the Vilitan's showed their true strength, coming back from a two goal deficit at half time to secure the 3-2 victory. Led by a classy free-kick from Misrantian captain Rahman Omer Hilali, The Jungle Cats battled fiercely and Kristofer Kilpter opened his international account with a pair of goals in the final half hour to secure three points for Vilita & Turori. The fine run of form continued on Matchday four with a convincing 3-1 victory over Milchama. The Vilitans will have their work cut out for them, however, if they are to finish top of the group, as the dryads from Myrtannia are sitting tall after opening the campaign with a draw against the Eel-Cat Things, and Vilita and Turori will look to secure victories in its final two matches of qualifying to rectify this fact.


Posted by: Lamoni Sep 13 2006, 03:05 AM
MD 6 RP CUTOFF

Posted by: Lamoni Sep 13 2006, 03:53 AM
Hawks take care of business

Nojika might have been able to put on a show with Starblaydia, but the Hawks proved that they can't win them all. Nojika scored the first goal of the match, but that would prove to be their high water mark for the match.

Tomes put a mid-air backspin on a ball that was beautifully cross passed to him by Ludlow, and the arc caught the Nojikan goaltender by surprise. Tomes would score again later on, again catching the Nojikan goaltender by surprise with a shot to the right lower corner of the goal.

With Nojika out of the way, Lamonian attention has turned to regional rivals Starblaydia. This will be THE match of AOCAF 16, and President Stone has invited Queen Sonya of Dorian & Sonya to watch the match with him. We have just received word that the Queen has accepted the invitation.

To date, Lamoni has never defeated the Starblaydis, but Lamoni is riding high in the number one spot of Group A, and is looking to see if there is anything to be learned from the Nojika-Starblaydia match that might help them here. Lamoni is in excellent position for the round of sixteen and is confident of a victory against any of the teams in the region.

Lamoni - 2 Tomes (45, 50)
Nojika - 1 (20)

Posted by: Myrtannia Sep 13 2006, 03:42 PM
Dryads Smash Sharks, Await Opponent in KOs

SPOKANE ROUND in Lamoni - AOCAF XVI has seen Myrtannia rise from mediocrity to a level of contender for the group title, a stunning transformation in some minds. All it took was a little altering of the starting eleven, a new offensive mindset, and traditional Myrtannian hard work. Led by veteran Dania Figary and new coach Rachell Gabino, the Dryads have recovered from AOCAF XV and then some. As of this writing, Myrtannia has yet to lose a match in AOCAF XVI play.

To recount Myrtannia's success so far, the Dryads began the group stage with a gutsy 1-1 draw with Vilita/Turori. Then came wins against Krytenia (3-1), The Lowland Clans (2-0), and Milchama (1-0), which put Myrtannia in excellent position for the round of 16. All that remained was a match on Day 6 with AOCAF newcomers Quakmybush, who entered the match winless.

From the start, it was very evident that momentum would be key in this match; Quakmybush had none built up, Myrtannia had an incredible amount of it. The Dryads Army packed Spokane Round for perhaps the final time (no one knows where Myrtannia's Round of 16 match will be held), and were more vocal than usual. Already they had a lot to cheer about, after all. A 3-1-0 record and the team captain the new Myrtannian international goal scoring leader as of the Milchama match. The Dryads made sure that the Army would have much more to cheer about as well.

"We were riding high on the hog coming into today, but if we stumbled against AOCAF newbies, what would that say about us? It might've disjointed our entire effort!" explained Roz Gabino.

After the national anthems presentations and starting eleven introductions, Myrtannia got right to work. From the opening kickoff, it was all Dryads, as Myrtannia got possession and kept it as they maneuvered into attack positions. In seemingly the blink of an eye, Myrtannia found a spot of daylight, and September Rollock charged full steam ahead. Here's the call from AIR 4's coverage of the match:

"Nang passes it over to September.... Rollock dribbles around Willis, and look at that! A big opening, only the keeper between her and the net... September drives, strikes... scores! GOOOOOAALL!! September Rollock with the early goal, and Myrtannia is suddenly up 1 - nil!"

After Rollock's goal, Myrtannia again refused to let up on the attack, pressuring the Sharks possession after possession. Daisey Martignago played some excellent defense despite being a midfielder, and quickly returned possession of the ball to the Dryads about ten minutes after Rollock's goal. Once again, the Dryads pressed the issue, all five forwards moving up and converging on the penalty box. Already happy with the quick first goal, the Dryads Army was full of anticipation about the potential of this setup as well. With so many forwards so close to the goal, someone would have to score, right?

Right. Rollock took possession after a pass from Martignago, and then passed it off to Dania Figary. Figary dribbled around Sharks defender Renée Moreno, and then took a shot on the goal. Sharks keeper Luis Green dove for the ball, but it struck the upper crossbar instead. Before Green could recover, Myong Tuman dove forward and headed the ball back into the net. Again, the call from AIR 4:

"Figary gets around Moreno, has an open shot at the goal and takes it... Luis Green dives to stop, but it's off the bar... Myong vaults forward and heads it... GOOOOAAAAL!! GOOOOAAL!! Off a kamikaze header, Myong Tuman puts the Dryads ahead by two! Unbelieveable!"

It was Tuman's second goal this AOCAF, and the second of the match for the Dryads, who played more conservatively for the remainder of the half. Most of the remaining first half was a game of keep-away as Myrtannia passed it from orange jersey to orange jersey, safely away from the overwhelmed Sharks. Myrtannia went into the half up 2-0, and looking to cruise the rest of the way home in their final group stage match.

"We're playing extremely well out there, and I think we're going to keep up with this effort. We've got this match in the palm of our hand, and we're not going to let it slip away," coach Gabino said before heading to the lockers, "Expect more of the same in the next half as well."

That is exactly what went down, too. Myrtannia came out in the opening part of the second half playing slightly conservatively, but seemed to tire of keep away. That only left one option, which was to invade Sharks territory again and press the attack yet again. The Drayds moved in, and took some well-aimed but ill-fated shots on goal, as Luis Green managed to keep them out.

But when the Dryads want something, they don't give up that easily, and soon enough the Dryads moved into a very opportune position. This time, Sabra Nang started off with the ball, and passed it across to Roz Gabino, who momentarily eyed the goal. Gabino then faked a shot and passed it between Hector Adams' legs to Figary. Faced with another open line of sight on goal, Figary turned, fired, and struck the ball home into the upper right corner of the net past Luis Green.

As the Army roared its appreciation of the goal, Figary thrust a fist into the air in triumph, as Myrtannia took a commanding 3-0 lead. For the rest of the match, Myrtannia would alternate between taking shots at the Sharks goal and playing keep away, letting time run out. At the final gun, the Dryads went into celebration mode, having won their fourth consecutive match, and gauranteed their spot in the Round of 16 for the third straight AOCAF. The Dryads Army, too, went crazy as their cheers drowned out the PA system at Spokane Round.

"It's a terrific feeling to finish the group stage so strongly, especially with no real blemishes on our record. Four wins, one draw, no losses. I like the sound of that," said Dania Figary, "But now, we've got to get back to business, and work our tails off on our bye date before we return to the pitch for the knockouts. The next match, one little loss sends us back to Halosen, and we're not of mind to go home early."

The win puts Myrtannia into a good position to actually win the group, as they are in first place for the third straight day with a record of 4-1-0, and a +8 goal differential. In order to take first in the group, Myrtannia's nearest challenger Vilita must win by a difference of three or more goals. The first tie-breaker would be nil; the Myrtannia-Vilita match ended in a draw. If Vilita wins by three goals, they tie Myrtannia's +8 differential, and then win the third tie-breaker of goals for. Obviously, the Dryads are hoping for a Vilitan draw or loss, which would automatically give Myrtannia the group. More realistically, if Vilita wins by two or fewer goals, Myrtannia wins the group by goal differential.

"We really want to win the group outright, but we've done remarkably well regardless," assistant coach Khat said, "But in any case, go Quakmybush defense! Hold those Eel Cats to two goals!"

The final score from Spokane Round:

Myrtannia 3 - 0 Quakmybush
(Rollock 7', Tuman 20', Figary 64') (None)

(Lamoni, since I don't play MD 7, please consider this RP for the Round of 16)

Posted by: Hypocria Sep 13 2006, 05:02 PM
Champions Triumphant


Stephen Murtagh reporting from Richland Field,

It was meant to be so different. Sure they may be champions but those young upstarts from over the border were meant to have met their match against an experienced side from the Autocracy. Clearly they hadn’t.

The first half was slightly unusual in a match between two Verdana nations. Now don't get me wrong, there were chances galore but for once the strikers seemed to have left their scoring boots in the locker room. Chances came and chances went until finally, in the 37th minute, someone managed to stick the ball in the back of the net. That honour went to the Young’Un’s Mark Enham, a positive veteran at 20 years of age, who cracked a low shot across Lomaia and into the bottom corner. The halftime whistle went to a general sense of bewilderment. Forty five minutes of football and only one goal. Madness.

Fortunately the second half more then made up for it. Four minutes in and Alex Sousa rattled in an equaliser and life was good once again. Until, that is, the 63rd minute of the match when the younger Aroras produced ten minutes of the most awesome attacking display that a Hypocrian side has faced in a long, long time. Three goals scored in ten minutes. Three goals that took the youngsters from Bettia from being embroiled in a stalemate to having 3 points in the bag. Eri Kurniawan showed coolness in front of goal to claim goals two and three and, before you could say “Cilit Bang!”, captain Barry Scott thumped in the fourth from distance. It was a spell of play that left the Hyppos reeling as captain Tony Webber tried to get his follow defenders back in to some sort of shape and the coach looked on in utter disgust. Late on Razin did manage to pull one goal back but the damage was done and, after three impressive wins on the spin, the Autocracy’s finest tasted defeat for the first time in the tournament.

Hypocria 2 - 4 Bettia
Sousa
Razin

Elsewhere in Group B Aurendia beat Neu Amerika 3 - 1, a result that could have further consequences for the men in blue and white.

Next . . .

Hypocria v Aurendia
Going into the final matchday the Hyppos have a place in the knockout stages assured. But that top spot in Group B is a long way from guaranteed. Following their win Bettia now occupy it but the little Aroras have played all their games. So a win for the Hyppos against Aurendia would secure first place in the group and, in theory, an easier second round tie. But Aurendia, after their own recent win, are just 2 points behind Hypocria and a win for them would move them into second and drop the Hyppos down into third. Which, considering our start to this tournament, would be unthinkable.

Posted by: Starblaydia Sep 13 2006, 06:46 PM
Double-A Victories Set Up Top Clash
Starblaydia hunting down Lamoni on their own turf


Two games, two wins and Starblaydia are back in business in Group B, proving that the Nojikan defeat was merely a blip on Starblaydia's way to Qualification for the knockout stages. Honest. As much as this Starblaydi side are trying to pull together, their unity just isn't quite there yet. Thoughthe veteran Cup-winning members of the side such as Noble and Zinaldi are working just as well as they ever did, it's getting the younger and less experienced members of the team, at this level, to gel together.

For all his athleticism, drive and desire, Darijo Cravex simply cannot be Captain Starblaydia every minute of a match over every blade of grass. Delegation will be the key for his future career, though with his uber-patriotic stylings, he'll certainly be a feature in future World Cups.

Kaza Matranga, however, has quickly blossomed into an excellent promising young striker, as her hat-trick against Andossa Se Mitrin Vega proved. Janica Rocca has never had too many starts for Starblaydia here or there, but a brace against Az-cz, alongside two other goals from Petyr Kaminsky, sealed Starblaydia's largest win of the tournament so far.

Next up, as if anyone could forget, is the best team in the history of the AOCAF, playing a team they;ve never lost to, in their own nation. Starblaydia versus Lamoni in Lamoni for the first time, the winner will be named as Group B Champions, though a draw would also ensure this for the Hawks.

Posted by: Pacitalia Sep 13 2006, 09:52 PM
Tamed! And Pacitalia rolls on...
Home side comes out on top in further proof that Lions-Blue Foxes matches are always a great show



LAMONI (PSN) -- On the heels of a 2-0 victory against Qutar, Pacitalia faced its toughest test yet of the sixteenth Atlantian Oceanian Cup of Association Football -- fellow group C'ers Nedalia. Third-ranked Nedalia came in to the match undefeated at 4-0-0 while the ninth-ranked Blue Foxes entered their second-last match of the group stage also undefeated, but at 3-0-0 (having had their two bye dates already). And it appeared the rest the Blue Foxes received between playing the Qutari and then facing off against the Lions paid off handsomely for the home side Pacitalians, who pulled away late after an offensive attrition that provided outstanding football from both teams.

The slightly more offensively minded Lions came in with a clear advantage over Pacitalia at the senior level: World Cup experience and a higher ranking in the AOFA regional list. But Pacitalia's desire to hoist the cup at the end of AOCAF16 seems to have driven the Blue Foxes to a better effort on the pitch, to the point where they now stand as the only team in the entire tournament to have won all the games they have played. And with one match left, fans are becoming more and more interested about the ultimate finish of the Pacitalian A squad.

Fans were treated to a pre-game ceremony honouring Veranace d'Amantano, who scored his 100th international goal, against Oliverry, in a 4-1 triumph last week. Then it was on to some world-class football.

The Lions started things off, with their first chance of the match, in the ninth minute. After a few minutes where the squads were re-acquainted with each other's styles of play and formations, forward Tim James took advantage of a larger-than-normal hole in the Blue Fox halfbacks line, splitting Ferdinando Imperino and Nuno Cabana before giving chase to the goal. Francesco Manzanotti and Angelo Bordellatta attempted to close the avenue for James but he managed to squeeze a shot off before Bordo's leg would have deflected it into the ground. The sweet rocket curled left but Cristianu Raduvani got two hands on it and forced it out of play for a corner as an excellent opening save.

Pacitalia's defensive core started to work its magic, though for Nedalia's part they had many good chances in the first half while Pacitalia sat back and defended, trying to wear down James and Constantine, the two crown jewels of the Nedalian lineup, thus fatiguing them and allowing for the Blue Foxes to counter-attack while the Lions coach substituted the tired stars off the pitch. The plan worked to an extent, as it did tire James and Constantine; however, the halftime talk appeared to let the two stars catch their breath and return to a pitch where the score was still deadlocked at 0-0.

In the second half, however, the Blue Foxes reversed the situation, duly noting how their plan to tire out the Nedalians had only partially worked. So they slowly fought back with charge after charge, all of them successfully repelled by the Lions' defensive core of Gradd Corona, Ben Turner, Cris Donne and Khalil Kassem. However, the repeated offensive charges of the Blue Foxes appeared to be what nailed the coffin shut on the Lions' day, for Nedalian coach Sam Dilford substituted the first three defenders off at various times down the stretch in the second half. With backup defence on the field, new century-club member Veranace d'Amantano and fellow striker Ambrosino Giurimano were able to go to work, with the former, the team captain, finally able to let off a shot that bounced off the ground low at a high speed, almost dancing tauntingly past Henry Tillment for the first goal of the match.

James almost equalised in the 79th when he was awarded a free kick just outside the box in response to an unsuccessful slide tackling attempt by Angelo Bordellatta in front of goal. James' kick curled beautifully again but it was too high and passed over the heads of the wall, the hands of Raduvani, and the crossbar, the score remaining 1-0 late for the Blue Foxes.

And to the ecstatic cheers of the fans in attendance and those watching PSN at home, midfielder Andolfabio Vunghiasso's corner kick reached Giurimano perfectly. The Magician made no mistake, redirecting the ball high to the right of Tillment for a 2-0 lead, and victory secured.

Pacitalia's last match is against regional and tournament newcomers Demot, who have won and lost two apiece to-date. Pacitalia leads Group C at 4-0-0 with Nedalia just behind at 4-0-1. Demot and Oliverry are each 2-0-2 with one match to play, while Footballia and Qutar are languishing in the basement and mathematically unable to qualify.

From Lamoni:
Nedalia 0 : 2 Pacitalia

NED: None
PAC: d'Amantano 73', Giurimano 87'

NEXT UP: NED v n/a (done group stage), PAC v DMT

Posted by: Lamoni Sep 13 2006, 10:51 PM
MD 7 RP CUTOFF

Posted by: Bazalonia Sep 13 2006, 11:21 PM
BazaB's Eliminated; BFSA revamping BazaB's

In the largest shock for Bazalonian Soccer, the BazaB's have failed to qualify Winning only one match and drawing one match, and the latest match against the Dorian and Sonyan team and totally dominated them. Scoring 5 goals and only conceeding 1.

Paul Kanga, who is still injured but respected to make a perfect recovery, has been watching the matches from his unique position inside the locker room. Paul the BazaB's goal keeper until he sustained a serious injury made a few comments about the recent performance of the BazaB's.

"I don't know what these guys where thinking with 2-all draw against Aurendia and the Loss to Neu Amerika it was totally unexpected result. And pretty much the BazaB's played totally and uterlly shocking. The on-field incident that gave me this injury just caused too many ruffled feathers allowing teams that we should have easily dominated to dominate us. Well, and then there's the D&S team. What other thing to say apart from they sucked worse than us? Well. It seemed the team managed to pull themselves together in time for a match of pride. Well, If D&S won they would most likely would have just scraped through into Qualifying."


Posted by: Miceland Sep 13 2006, 11:40 PM
Mice through to Round of 16

In what is a surprise for the Mice we have managed to not only take the proverbial cat by the whiskers, but have performed better than many of the Better AOCAF sides. Finishing with 2 wins, 2 draws and 2 losses and 4 teams on the ranking below them on the last minute including nations such as Nojika and ASMV. Finishing below Starblaydia, the national football RAWRCRUSHERS and Lamoni their major political rivals.

The mice struggle through the Nojikan draw in the first half but managed to come back in the second half and tie the game up.

Our next opponent is the combined team of Vilita/Turori and despite the teams performance in this AOCAF the match against Vilita/Turori is expected to be a loss for the Mice but just qualifying 3rd out of the 7 teams in group A is enough to ensure that teams respect the Mice in further AOCAF tournaments

Posted by: Demot Sep 14 2006, 12:47 AM
Demot Daily ~ KOs for Demot

After a splendid display of defensive talent in a 2-1 win over Footballia that all but insured the Demot squad through to the second round, the team turned around and nearly pulled the upset against Pactalia. Yet the upset big came up short as they fell 2-1 against the their fores. Now the team is honored in making the Knock Out stages in their first ever AOCAF with a record of 2 wins and 3 losses with a goal differential of a positive one. The team is to take on Bettia, one of the best teams in the region, and is expected to lose. However the team has at least achieved thier main objective in making to the second stage of the tournament, and now can start building the foundation needed to become a major powerhouse sometime in the near or distant future.

Article by Jasmine Olyvander

Posted by: Vilita Sep 14 2006, 01:14 AM
Kilpter Brace sinks the 'Bush


Vilita & Turori debutant Kristofer Kilpter proved once again his worth to whichever Nation is lucky enough to secure the players name on their roster for World Cup 31 by netting both goals in the 2-1 victory over Quakmybush that sees Vilita & Turori finish level on points with Myrtannia in the group 4 tables. Myrtannia, despite having scored fewer goals than Vilita & Turori, will finish top of the table as a result of their stout defensive record which saw the myrads concede just twice throughout the competition. Despite playing just the final 8 minutes of the match, it was also a memorable day for Vilitan surfer Summer Conlin. The teenaged surfing phenom who has always expressed a desire to play football when not out catching a wave, was gifted with what could only be described as a promotional place on the subs bench for the final match of group play after Vilita & Turori's advancement to the next round was already assured. Conlin, who will be representing Vilita in the http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=499393, to be held in Vilita, had one shot on target but Quakian goalkeeper Luis Green was able to make a fine reaction save to deny the youngster a storybook finish. It is not known whether Conlin will play any further part in Vilita & Turori's AOCAF 16 run.

With the result, Vilita & Turori finish the group stage of the competition on four consecutive victories after the opening day draw with co-leaders Myrtannia. Elsewhere in Group 4, The Lowland Clans resounding 6-2 victory over Milchama clinched a place in the round of 16 not only for themselves, but also for top ranked Krytenia who sneaks in 4th place in the group as Milchama and Quakmybush are sent packing until the 17th AOCAF.


Lorenzo & Malaino Mumaba and the Vilita & Turori Eel Cat things will now prepare for their round of 16 duel with the Mice of Miceland. Miceland has finished a strong debut campaign with a pair of upset victories in a tough Group 1 where they were able to qualify along side such names as Starblaydia, Lamoni and Andossa se Mitrin Vega. Even still, Vilita & Turori will be favored in the match, and there is great hope throughout the cove that the joint effort will be able to advance at least as far as the Semi-Final stage of the competition and a place within the top 3.

Posted by: Myrtannia Sep 14 2006, 01:32 AM
Dryads Crowned Group D Champions, Will Face Nyriads in Ro16

LAMONI - While most of the rest of the AOCAF nations battled it out on Day 7 to position themselves for the Round of 16, Myrtannia spent the day practicing and watching other nations play. With an off day after triumphing over Quakmybush 3-0, Myrtannia held rigorous morning and afternoon practices, already preparing for the knockouts. As there is another bye date before the fun really begins in the knockouts, Myrtannia will be following the same schedule tomorrow as well.

"Practice makes perfect, and makes a team strong. We've been practicing this way since we began preparations for AOCAF XVI, and throughout the tournament. With the Round of 16 looming, we're not about to all asleep at the wheel. We'll be rested two days, but we'll have practiced as normal... I guess that doesn't make too much sense, actually," coach Gabino said at a press conference, "What I mean is that we'll have had two days where we weren't worried about whether we would even make the knockouts. Two stress-free days of practicing, preparing for our match. That should give us an edge."

On Day 7, the combined Vilita/Turori side did win against Quakmybush, but only by a tally of 2-1. The one goal victory ensured that Myrtannia won the goal differential tie breaker and thereby the group. For the first time in history, the Myrtannia Dryads have won their group, and are one of the top four seeds for the knockouts. Reports claim that the Dryads gathered to watch the Eel Cat/Sharks match, and that loud cheering was heard when the final result was decided by only a goal.

Now that they've secured the group, Myrtannia will face the fourth seed from the highly competitive Group A. That would be the ASMV Nyriads. Despite finishing fourth in that group, the Dryads will not take their opponents lightly. As Dania Figary pointed out, any loss now ends Myrtannia's AOCAF stint, and the Dryads are of no mind to go down in the Round of 16. It should be an entertaining match between the two nations, as both are entirely (ASMV) or mostly (Myrtannia) made up of female footballers.

"They're good, and we're not going to let their fourth place group finish give us false confidence. We'll be practicing hard with them in mind tomorrow, and we'll be ready when the match comes," Figary added.

With that in mind, here are the official 'notoriously unreliable' predictions of AIR 4 for the Round of 16 of AOCAF XVI:

Starblaydia v Krytenia

After a rocky start, the Purple Peril returned to form with three straight wins, including a Day 7 win over host Lamoni to the tune of 3-1. Now that they've got their groove back, the Starblaydis will be a force to be reckoned with, whoever faces them. Krytenia struggled in Group D despite its AO ranking of 4. This one won't be pretty.

Our line: STB 4 - 0 KRY

Bettia v Demot

The defending AOCAF champs faced some trials in their group, and had a dissapointing result against Aurendia. Still, they have the history, and the talent, to do big things in the knockouts if they set their minds to it. Demot, an AOCAF newcomer, did well in its first go at things, and could pull a rabbit out of its hat here. However, we feel that the Aroras will ultimately be too much for the new guys this time.

Our line: BET 3 - 1 DEM

Pacitalia v Neu Amerika

Pacitalia is a very good side - just look at their group stage record and you'll see that. They tamed the mighty Lions of Nedalia, and are perrenial knockout stage participants in AOCAF. Neu Amerika, on the other hand, needed two upset wins and a Dorian & Sonya loss to squeak into the knockouts. This does not bode well for the Socialist Union, as the Blue Foxes will show them what Pacitalian football is all about. Neu Amerika puts up a fight, but can't keep up with the #9 team in the region.

Our line: PAC 4 - 2 SUNA

Myrtannia v ASMV

Ah, our match. Myrtannia is soaring after ripping off four straight wins in Group D, defeating Krytenia, The Lowland Clans, Milchama, and Quakmybush en route to their first group title win ever. With a new attacking offense, Myrtannia could do very well if they don't run into Starblaydia too early. ASMV had some problems in its group, but are still quite dangerous when they play up to their potential. However, we think that ASMV will be reeling a little from a Day 7 loss to Az-Cz, while Myrtannia will have been preparing for this match for two days.

Our line: MYR 2 - 1 ASMV

Lamoni v TLC

Lamoni had a tough time in their final group stage match, falling to the resurgent Starblaydis 1-3. Other than that, the Hawks displayed a splendid return to form. The Lowland Clans had a respectable Group D performance, but were inconsistent at times. Having home field advantage, the Hawks should win this one.

Our line: LAM 4 - 2 TLC

Aurendia v Oliverry

We don't know much about either of these teams, but we hear that Aurendia's done pretty well so far for a newbie. We'll take them.

Our line: AUR 1 - 0 OLI

Vilita/Turori v Miceland

Back in AOCAF, Vilita/Turori did well for themselves, mirroring Myrtannia's 4-1-0 record en route to second place in Group D. Their opponents in the Round of 16 are the strange but talented Mice of Miceland who have played pretty well in their first tournament here in AO. While the Vilitans have been playing well, we think there's room for an upset in the Ro16, and this could be it. Miceland are scrappy enough to just edge past, and that will be what gets drunk fans singing 'Miceland, Miceland, Uber Alles' in the Lamonian bars.

Our line: VIL 1 - 2 MIC

Nedalia v Hypocria

Nedalia did well for themselves once again, as their only blemish was a loss to the Blue Foxes. However, their opponents are Hypocria, who could be a handful if they play up to their full ability. This one is just about too close to call.

Our line: NED 3 - 2 HYP

Editor's Note: The Halosen News-Times does not, in any way, shape, or form, endorse the predictions in this article. We are not responsible for money lost on bets based on said predictions, which were made by drunk, partying sportswriters. Thank you.

Posted by: Starblaydia Sep 14 2006, 06:43 AM
They Who Shall Not Be Named
Starblaydia to face <censored> again


We all know who they are, so there's no need to mention them directly. Ever since, for no reason whatsoever, this particular nation suddenly declared Starblaydia persona non grata, even going so far as to cut each and every single tie with us, Starblaydia has mirrored their attitude to us.

This AOCAF, however, as thrown up what must be a mouthwatering tie for the neutral observers, Starblaydia versus the aforenonmentioned people. How will this work, you might ask, if Starblaydia are to play this nation? Well, something simple yet highly complex will be in effect at the Lemnos Airdome. Working through Lamonian officials, both sides have decided to show the match in a unique way. Two extra directors, one from each nation, will beam nation-specific coverage back home. Starblaydi camera angles, for instance, will not include any shots of the opposing bench, random close-ups of opposing players or direct shots of foreign fans.

The real trick will be the image-processing software, designed to take the specific colour that the other team wears and desaturate it to a light grey, thereby removing their bit of patriotic branding from Starblaydi screens. Microphones positioned near foreign fans will be muted for Starblaydi transmission, thereby ensuring their chants and cheers are not communicated to any Starblaydi.

This has all come about, of course, thanks to Starblaydia keeping up their undefeated record against this tournament's hosts: Lamoni (now we can finally mention another nation's name!). Both sides performed admirably in a real hothouse of an atmosphere but Starblaydia emerged victorious.

Fillipo Zinaldi, the vengeful Claudio González and up-and-coming young striker Kaza Matrangawere the players who got the goals, while Lamoni's main striker Christian Ludlow was the man who gave the Hawks some hope in the second half as he pulled one back for the team.

Final score:
Starblaydia 3 - 1 Lamoni
(Zinaldi 32, González 44, Matranga 70) - (Ludlow 65)

Posted by: Pacitalia Sep 15 2006, 01:03 AM
The Blue Machine rolls on
Best in show at AOCAF16 as the Foxes exit the group stage 5-for-5



LAMONI (PSN) -- If you can't beat the Starblaydi... keep trying. Even though the two squads were, for the first time, not in the same group, the Blue Foxes were still trying to ward off the late group-stage resurgence of the Purple Peril in attempt to claim supremacy in one of the toughest fields of AOCAF competition to-date. Not only did they succeed, but the Blue Foxes were the very best team in the group stage, the only squad to win all of its matches, a few of them (one in particular) against extremely difficult competition.

After 3-1 and 4-1 triumphs over Footballia and Oliverry, respectively, the Pacitalians began saving their energy for the knockouts, with three consecutive 2-0 victories over Qutar, Nedalia and Demot. Well-placed bye dates seemed to aid the Foxes in their quest to go undefeated. In fact, the starting XI are less surprised by the fact that they ended up with a perfect record and moreso by the fact that they are the only team that can say such a thing.

Pacitalia finished the group stage with the best goal differential, and the most goals for among undefeated teams (there were only two others, Myrtannia - who as PSN predicted they would, did well - and Vilita/Turori, both 4-1-0). The Blue Foxes' outstanding performance was helped by the large percentage of first-time teams in the tournament, a facet of play that can easily be seen in all but one of the groups.

Pacitalia's two goals against Demot (who still qualified for the round of sixteen despite the loss, and now play the awesome offence of Bettia) came from Andolfabio Vunghiasso, who has been a rock for the Blue Foxes during the group stage. He scored in the 23rd, and again in the 80th, to bring Pacitalia's goals-total to 13, while the defensive core of Comanescu-Bordellatta-Manzanotti and keeper Cristianu Raduvani kept Pacitalia's concessions at two, over five matches.

Now the Blue Foxes move on to play the Socialist Union of Neu Amerika. SUNA is a newer entrant in the tournament and will definitely be unfamiliar with the insane environment provided by the fans towards the teams participating in AOCAF knockouts, but regardless of that, it should be an exciting match, both for Pacitalia as it tries to make its fourth-straight quarterfinals appearance, but also for SUNA as they attempt to make it there for the first time.

From Lamoni
Pacitalia 2 : 0 Demot

PAC: Vunghiasso 23', 80'
DMT: None

NEXT: PAC v SNA (Ro16), BET v DMT (Ro16)

Posted by: The Lowland Clans Sep 15 2006, 12:26 PM
GRAHAM CITY SUN - Sports Section: AOCAF Coverage

After Wild Group Stage, Stars Meet Hosts

After a wild group stage in which the fifth-seed Myrtannia ruled the group and Krytenia was one win away from being sent home at the group stage, the Stars got perhaps the worst possible draw in the next round, against Lamoni. With the offense in full flight after only one scoreless game, the Stars are going to look to take it to Lamoni on the offense. "It's a good plan," said pundit Henry MacIntrye, "The StarsB need to play to there strengths to enfore the fact that they have a really strong offensive team. I mean, in almost any other nation Yusi would be starting on their national team, but I feel that this could be a really strong game for the Stars. A chance to defeat the host would give a huge psychological victory."

Lamoni finished Second in Group A, behind Starblaydia and with 13 Points.

Predicted Final Score:
Lamoni 1-2 TLC (AET)

Other Ro16 Matches

Lemnos Airdome - Starblaydia v Krytenia: This match is going to be a very brutal match. Watch for both sides to end with only 9 or 10 players on the pitch. But Krytenia's poor group stage performance will only be indicative of their group stage play. The Purple Peril rolls on.
Nephi Ringdome - Bettia v Demot: Demot did well to get to this stage, but they won't be able to continue against the strong Bettians.
Karakan Box - Pacitalia v Neu Amerika: Another good performance from a newer nation will meet the brick wall that is the Blue Foxes. Pacitalia through on a rout.
Kazatlan Greene - Myrtannia v ASMV: Myrtannia's group stage performance was a breakout one. Despite ASMV entering as a strong favorite, their uncertain group performance will fall to the Orange Bowling Balls.
Richland Field - Aurendia v Oliverry: Oliverry recovered after a disastrous appearance last time around, and despite a good showing from Aurendia, Oliverry will upset and go through.
Yakima Road - Vilita/Turori v Miceland: After showing no fear when returning after their long abscence, the Vilita/Turori combo will pound the rodents into the ground with a strong rout.
Spokane Round - Nedalia v Hypocria: The Nedalian Lions have always had an incredibly strong presence in the AOCAF, and will continue to do so. Watch for them as potential favorites to win it all. The poor Hyppos will find themselves thrown out by a bad draw again.

Posted by: Lamoni Sep 15 2006, 01:54 PM
Nephi Times: SPORTS
Hawks easily make it into the knockouts

What a change from the last AOCAF when Lamoni made it into the knockouts with only two points. We are now second in Group A, with our only loss being to the Purple Peril. We are back in fine form, and are showing it. Our round of sixteen draw has put us up against The Lowland Clans, and we are favored to win that one as well. Coach Riyall will not tell us what he has in mind for this match, so we will be looking for surprises.

Coach Riyall is the replacement for the venerable Coach Boldman, who retired after AOCAF XV's stunning run of bad luck. It was a miracle that we made it into the knockouts, then. Coach Riyall had since faced the task of rebuilding the Lamonian AOCAF squad from the ground up.

Coach Riyall had the following response when asked about the team's transformation: "It took me awhile, but I eventually managed to get everything to click into place again. We are a much stronger team than we were, and our perfomance to date has proved it. I expect us to get to the Semi-finals at the very least. We know that TLC has a strong offensive team, but we are no weaklings ourselves. We have been watching films of their matches in this AOCAF, and we have found things that we can exploit. Not big things; just big enough to exploit. I won't say what they are, of course; but I expect this to be a good match for both sides, and we are going in prepared."

The prediction of the Nephi Times for this match: Lamoni 2-1 TLC

Now we move on to the predictions for the other Ro16 matches:

Starblaydia/Krytenia: This politically charged match will be a good one to watch, but we expect Starblaydia to rout the Kryties.

Bettia/Demot: Demot did very well for a first timer in the AOCAF group stages, but we don't think that they will be able to put even a dent in the armor of Bettia's offense. This one won't be pretty for Demot.

Pacitalia/Neu Amerika: Neu Amerika was lucky to make it into the knockouts, and we feel that Pacitalia will be the brick wall that they run into. Pacitalia wins easily.

Myrtannia/ASMV: Our good friends versus the leader of Boy Band ASPIRE. Myrtannia has been doing VERY well for themselves in this AOCAF, and we expect that trend to continue. ASMV will be getting the wooden spoon.

Aurendia/Oliverry: Aurendia has been accomplishing feats that one would expect of AOCAF veterans during the group stages. Not bad for a team that is in it's first AOCAF. We expect this trend to continue, with Oliverry getting the wooden spoon.

Vilita/Turori/Miceland: This one is too close to call. Vilita/Turori might have a slight edge, but don't bet against the bigulated mice.

Nedalia/Hypocria: This one is also too close to call. This game will be decided by whichever side decides to step up and take charge.

Posted by: Hypocria Sep 15 2006, 03:13 PM
Back To The Bad Old Days


Stephen Murtagh reporting from Richland Field,

After three of the finest performances ever produced by a Hypocrian team in the AOCAF the side have seemingly thrown away their title chances. The defeat to Bettia was unfortunate but ultimately unsurprising. The display against AOCAF new boys Aurendia was almost unforgivable. The side that played so well against Neu Amerika, Dorian and Sonya and Bazalonia seemed like strangers to each over as the debutants ripped into them. And only a headed goal from a corner, courtesy of captain Tony Webber, provided the smallest of triumphs.

Hypocria 1 - 3 Aurendia
Webber

Not only was the result an embarrassment, it was also catastrophic in terms of Group B’s final standings. Whereas pre-match the Hyppos still had a chance of topping the group and securing a second round tie with Demot the final standings told a sorrier tale. Instead of Demot the Autocracy was faced with another Verdana derby, against the regions number three team Nedalia.


Second Round Preview

Starblaydia (1) v Krytenia (4)
Sport and politics shouldn’t mix, but they do. And no-where more than at the Lemnos Airdome as Viannor takes on Domesca a little earlier than expected. I think it’s fair to say that these two nations do not like each other so you can expect fireworks in this one. This fixture is far too good for a second round match. Indeed four years ago it was the third place playoff. The Blaydis won that day, expect more of the same here.
Prediction: Get the cyan ambulance warmed up.

Bettia (2) v Demot (32)
The holders against a team of debutants. The Young Un’s took twice as many points in the group stage than their second round opponents and scored twice as many goals. It’s David against Goliath, only this time Goliath’s going to squash David like a small and rather insignificant insect.
Prediction: Champions go through

Pacitalia (9) v Neu Amerika (32)
Another team of debutants has found it’s way into the knockout stages of this competition. How Neu Amerika, who were royally stuffed by the Hyppos on the opening day, have got here is anyone’s guess. What we do know is that they will go no further. Pacitalia are on the back of five straight wins and are surely on the verge of a sixth.
Prediction: Socialists outfoxed.

Myrtannia (20) v Andossa Se Mitrin Vega (14)
It’s Dryads versus Nyriads. Myrtannia have seemingly come from nowhere, helped by their new attacking philosophy. They’ve advanced through to the second round undefeated and should be too good for a ASMV side that have been more miss than hit so far in this competition.
Prediction: Myrtannia on the up.

Lamoni (7) v The Lowland Clans (12)
The host’s points tally of 13 is slightly better than the 2 they managed in Bazalonia four years ago. It’s been a much better showing from the Hawks in front of their own fans and only a defeat to Starblaydia prevented an unbeaten record. But the home fans were probably hoping for a marginally easier draw than this. The Lowland Clans on their day are a match for anyone and are on the back of a 6 - 2 hammering of bitter rivals Milchama. So expect the Clansmen’s confidence to be high. But home advantage should tell. Just.
Prediction: Stars pay the penalty.

Aurendia (32) v Oliverry (19)
One defeat in the group stages is an excellent return for the third squad of debutants in the second round. And Aurendia have the best chance of all the new boys of actually advancing further. An average side from Oliverry may have the advantage of rank but Aurendia are in form and should reach the last eight.
Prediction: Aurendia fly the flag for the new boys.

Vilita/Turori (10) v Miceland (35)
In their first AOCAF as a combined squad the Eel Cats have done well, very well in fact. Four wins and a draw is their return from the group stage. Miceland’s achievement is even greater consider they are in fact, well, mice. But the Jungle Eels have plenty of AOCAF history behind them and should be too good for their opponents as they search for a third trophy.
Prediction: No more rodent problem.

Nedalia (3) v Hypocria (8)
How crucial that final group defeat has proved to be. We could have been playing Demot, or even Oliverry. But no. Now we get to play the last tournament’s beaten finalist. Strangely for two sides so close in geographical terms this is the first AOCAF meeting between Lions and Hyppos. The sides have met in other competitions with the Lion’s holding much the better record. Nedalia’s group defeat to 9th placed Pacitalia is grounds for some optimism but the feel good factor felt in the Autocracy after the first three games has long gone. The Hyppos will have to find that kind of form again to have even the slightest chance of progressing.
Prediction: No comment.

Posted by: Aurendia Sep 15 2006, 03:41 PM
Three Rivers Times
“Voted ‘Best Crossword Puzzle’ five years straight”

Shorthanded Raptors finish second in group, advance to round of 16

LAMONI - Despite missing both coaches and several players, the Raptors finished up the opening round of AOCAF XVI play with consecutive 3-1 victories. Against Neu Amerika the team only dressed 8 players, as most were too hungover to play. To avoid the forfeit, four of the fans who were in Lamoni were named to the team on an emergency basis just an hour before the match. With the both Raptors’ coaches not present, suspended forward Regina Dunlop took over for the match, and the result was a shocking 3-1 victory, with goals coming from Ashley Campbell, Denise Little, and emergency player Ellen Inofa.

Hypocria was the second opponent that the Raptors faced without coaches and without a full roster, this time due to several players sick with the flu. The emergency players made another appearance, and Denise Little, red-carded against Neu Amerika, handled coaching duties. Depite these handicaps, the result was the second consecutive 3-1 victory, this time against the highest scoring team in the tournament. Aurendia goals came from both Campbell sisters as well as midfielder Tara Pellegri.

With these victories the Raptors finished the opening round with a 3-1-1 record, enough for a surprising second place finish in Group B. Round of 16 play will open against the third-place squad from Group C, Oliverry. Oliverry finished their opening round with a 2-2-1 record, but little else is known about the squad.

Other Matches:
Starblaydia vs Krytenia
Two nations that really dislike each other meet on the field. Starblaydia should pull out the victory from what looks to be a very physical match.

Bettia vs Demot
The defending champions face off against some old friends from the Baptism of Fire. Bettia already suffered one upset, and Demot probably won’t be able to pull off another.

Pacitalia vs Neu Amerika
Pacitalia finished the opening round with a perfect 5-0-0 record. Expect that winning streak to continue against Neu Amerika.

Myrtannia vs Andossa Se Mitrin Vega
Myrtannia hasn’t lost yet, and that probably won’t change against an ASMV that’s been worn-out by the extra match Group A teams played.

Lamoni vs The Lowland Clans
Home-field advantage will be the difference-maker as Lamoni edges The Lowland Clans.

Vilita/Turori vs Miceland
The mice have played well to qualify from a tough group, but Vilita/Turori hasn’t lost a match. Jungle Eels beat the Mice.

Nedalia vs Hypocria
Hypocria scored more than any other team, while Nedalia had one of the best defenses in the tournament. Nedalia can pull out a close win.

Posted by: Lamoni Sep 15 2006, 10:35 PM
Ro16 RP CUTOFF

Posted by: Lamoni Sep 15 2006, 10:59 PM
Lamoni advances

It might have taken us extra time to do it, but we defeated The Lowland Clans in the Round of sixteen today. Besides giving TLC the wooden spoon, the win means that Lamoni will advance and face Oliverry in the Quarterfinals. Oliverry has done well for themselves to date; making it into the Quarts without much being known about them, but the statisticians all agree that the Hawks will have a major advantage in this match. Predictions vary from Lamoni winning 5-0 to Lamoni winning 1-0, but all ten official predictions show Lamoni winning this match.

This doesn't mean that the Hawks can afford to take Oliverry lightly. Coach Riyall himself is drilling his team in all the basics, just be sure that he has done everything that he can to ensure that the Lamonian AOCAF squad is in top shape.

The match looked bad for the Hawks in the first half, with TLC scoring at twenty and twenty one minutes in. The fans made their displeasure known as the Hawks went to the locker rooms in preperation for the second half. Whatever Coach Riyall did, it seemed to work. Ludlow scored a goal at fifty minutes in, and Tomes scored at fifty five minutes. The resurgent Hawks then controlled the ball for the rest of the second half, but weren't able to score before the gun went off, ensuring extra time.

It wasn't even two minutes into the extra time when Shofner scored the game winning goal on an excellent cross pass from Mccawley. Shofner took the ball, and placed it in the upper left corner before the TLC goalkeeper could react. The Lamonian team then took to the field, and celebrated their victory, while fireworks in Lamonian national colors were launched, and the Lamonian national anthem was played; causing a rousing rendition of the anthem that will not soon be forgotten.

Lamoni - 3 Ludlow (50), Tomes (55), Shofner (92)
TLC - 2 (20, 21)

Posted by: Pacitalia Sep 15 2006, 11:31 PM
Make it six!
Pacitalia edges Neu Amerika to hit quarterfinals for the fourth-straight time


LAMONI (PSN) -- You can make it six straight wins for the Blue Foxes. Pacitalia edged the Socialist Union of Neu Amerika by a score of 2:1 in Friday's round of sixteen match at Karakan Box to advance to the Elite Eight for the fourth time in five AOCAF appearances.

Now they move on to play the Dryads in yet another matchup which will result in one team being extremely disappointed with the end result despite being pleased with their in-match effort (to varying extents). Pacitalia and Myrtannia have proven themselves an excellent matchup in head-to-heads past, and are very respectful of the other, even considering Deeann Massetti's headbutt of Francesco Manzanotti at the last tournament.

"They're so talented in so many aspects," Ambrosino Giurimano said of the Dryads. "We admire their work ethic, their goal scoring, their two-way play. They are blossoming into perennial contenders, and we love watching them."

So it's no surprise that Pacitalians are facing Myrtannia after correctly predicting they would have an excellent group stage. After downing ASMV in extra time, the Dryads (5-1-0) have proven their mettle, still undefeated like the Blue Foxes (6-0-0). The two squads are enjoying such success because all components of their respective teams are firing on all cylinders and giving maximum effort to the cause.

Zackary Czekaj, whose talented feet carried SUNA into the knockouts, equalised after a Michelangelo Mascagnano goal off Andreos Charisteas' corner. The two sides stayed level, 1-1 at halftime, until Franklyn Marchesano's arguably sadistic slide tackle left Giurimano with a bruised cheek. However, Giurimano kept playing and got his revenge, pocketing the winning goal in the 67th to send Pacitalia to the quarterfinals.

As mentioned, Pacitalia plays Myrtannia here in Karakan, while Starblaydia and Bettia face off in another quarterfinal in Lemnos. The Purple Peril downed the Cyan (insert something that consonates with 'cy' here) 3-2 in full time while Bettia advanced to the Elite Eight with a surprisingly narrow 2-1 win over Demot. Meanwhile, Lamoni and Oliverry both needed extra time to defeat their respective opponents and now face each other in quarterfinal three from Kazatlan. And in the final matchup, Hypocria, who upset a stunned Lions squad, meets the combined efforts of the Vilitan and the Turori, from Spokane.

All in all, this AOCAF is turning into an exciting edition as eight very talented teams make war on the pitch in their quests for the cup.

From Lamoni:
Pacitalia 2 : 1 Neu Amerika

PAC: Mascagnano 31', Giurimano 67'
SNA: Czekaj 41'

NEXT UP: PAC v MYR, SNA v n/a (eliminated)

Posted by: Vilita Sep 16 2006, 03:21 AM
Are they Eel-Cat Things or "Jungle Eels?"

Vilita and Turori teamed up for the first time in competitive sporting during the short-lived reign of the Rugby World Cup. While the heritage that the rugby world cup left behind was minimal at best, there was one thing that had stuck around, and that was the nickname for the joint Vilita - Turori sporting effort. A seemingly odd combination, Vilitan sporting teams had always followed the mascot of the Jungle Cat, while similar Teams of Turori went off the terra firma and into the abyss being represented by the Eel, and its derivatives, such as the Electric Eel. It is difficult to find an easy parallel between the two, and it was the Rugby World Cup where the term "Eel-Cat things" was first coined. Although it may be a semi-idiotic practice to vaguely refer to a combination mascot followed by the ultra-descriptive "things" - the name stuck throughout the entire Rugby World Cup, and was assumed as precedence, despite unknown origins or authenticity. The name, in fact, stuck so well, that it became the unofficial official mascot of any combined sporting efforts for Vilita & Turori and was once again, naturally, picked up when Vilita & Turori combined on the pitch for the first time in competition during AOCAF 16. That is, picked up by everyone but the Aurendians.

Perhaps wisely, and perhaps controversially, The Aurendians began referring to the joint effort as that of the Jungle Eels. For as long as Vilita as been in sport, it was always the jungle that was replaced if the venue had changed, and the Cat being an ever present in the national mascot. Of course, the classic Jungle Cats, followed by the Regional Cats and the Ice Cats, just to name a few. But then, of course, there was one exception. The Vilitan Under-21 squad was not referred to as the Cats, but the kittens. Originial coined, according to sources, by the Jeruselem media, the Jungle Kittens became a formidible force during the prime life of the Under-21 World Championships, quickly bursting onto the international stage with a runner-up finish to Jeruselem in the performance that put Vilita on the map as a force to be reckoned with in international sporting. Could this once again be the makings of a new force in international football?

The story is playing out the same. A new entity on a charming run, and a foreign media outlet botching the mascot. Of course, this would bode well for Aurendia. Should, as history predicts, Vilita & Turori square off in the final against their media menacing foes, it would be Aurendia crowned AOCAF 16 champions, and not the 'Jungle Eels'.

Who's bright idea was it to call us things, anyway?



Posted by: Myrtannia Sep 16 2006, 04:08 AM
Dryads Outshoot ASMV, Advance to Face Pacitalia Once More

KAZATLAN GREENE in Lamoni - For the third consecutive AOCAF tournament, Myrtannia played in the Round of 16, and the atmosphere in the stadium was understandably tense. Would this be the sort of Ro16 performance we saw in the magical AOCAF XIV run, when the Dryads knocked off Vilita 3-0? Or would it be a dissapointment like AOCAF XV, when the Dryads fell 1-5 against Nedalia? Would we see something entirely different from either of those? All these questions and more ran through the minds of the countless members of the Dryads Army, gathered at Kazatlan Greene to cheer on the Orange and Blue.

Every foreign news service predicted that Myrtannia, winners of the Group D championship, would send the Nyriads home early, but one can never be sure in AOCAF. ASMV was ranked higher, but had stumbled around the group stage before qualifying. Myrtannia, underranked as it is, soared through Group D to finish on top, above four teams ranked higher than it. Its attacking philosophy had much to do with the newfound success.

On the pitch, Myrtannia didn't seem to feel the pressure at all, the players joking dearing warmups and signing the occasional autograph. During the national anthem presentations, the Dryads and their supporters sang loudly and proudly to 'Stand Strong, United Isles', and the latter cheered racously at its conclusion. The multitude of Sun Bursts visible in the crowd was nearly blinding at times.

Once the action got underway, Myrtannia came out swinging, plucking the ball from the Nyriads early to press the attack. In a matter of seemingly seconds, the Dryads charged down the field and got into position to score. Dania Figary passed it off to Roz Gabino, who strangely found herself wide open. Not one to let such an opportunity go to waste, Gabino booted it into the goal, putting Myrtannia up early 1-0. As with every Dryads goal, the Dryads Army went wild.

"That goal just happened so quickly that I didn't realize the full magnitude of it until I looked up at the scoreboard," Gabino explained later.

There was no time for celebration, however, as ASMV proved they wouldn't go down without a fight. The Nryiads played the position game against Myrtannia as well as anyone else in this AOCAF, and found just enough space to score later in the first half. Raisa Pyun took the honor of scoring the Nryiads' first goal of the match, scooting it past Flo Krabel. The score stood tied at 1-1.

Just before the half, it seemed we'd go in tied at a goal a pop, but the Nryiads somehow found a way into the Dryads' back third again. Tamar Ristaino performed a questionable tackle against Yasmine Lipori, who was awarded a penalty kick because the foul took place inside the penalty box. Lipori responded by putting one past Krabel to lift ASMV to a 1-2 lead at the break. Myrtannia went to the lockers silently, seemingly shocked by the turn of events.

"They got lucky, that's all. We'll come back and take this one for all the soldiers in the Dryads Army, and all the folks back in the States," coach Gabino told reporters before heading into the half, "We aren't going home this early, that's for darn sure. One more half to play, boys.. a lot can happen in 45 minutes."

Coach Gabino ended up being right on the dot with the latter part of her statement. Myrtannia came out from the break with a vengeance and a new focus on the attack. Once again, they pushed the Nyriads back at every opportunity, and got a few early shots on goal that nearly went in. The play of keeper Mitsuko Chinen kept the Nyriads in the match, as she rejected several very well aimed shots. But with the Dryads charging, it was only a matter of time before somehow, some way, the Dryads would break through.

Finally, nearing the end of regulation, they did. ASMV seemed to be tiring at last, and Myrtannia took full advantage of a lapse in defense to finally strike back. Roz took the ball from Jayme Edgehill, and put the Nyriads in a compromising position by passing it ahead to a waiting Sabra Nang. Nang faked to draw out Chinen, then passed it to September Rollock, who shot it into the net for the equaliser. Myrtannia back in it with the score knotted at 2-2, the remaining minutes of regulation were spent trying to set up another big strike. Nothing came of these efforts, and for the first time ever, Myrtannia headed to Extra Time.

There, it was all Dryads, as they once again stole the ball from ASMV after kickoff, then pressed the attack aggressively. Five forwards into the Nyriads' half of the field and something was bound to happen. That something was team captain Dania Figary, who cut through the ASMV defense to score early in the first half of ET. With the score now 3-2, the Dryads needed only to hold on defensively to win, but they wanted an insurance policy.

In a Herculean effort, Figary added another goal in the first half of ET, then a third in the second. All in all, Figary scored a hat trick in Extra Time, becoming the second Myrtannian ever and the first since Massetti in AOCAF XIII to score a hat trick. She became the first Dryad to accomplish the feat in a knockout round game.

In almost a mirror image of the Lamonian celebrations after victory over The Lowland Clans, the Dryads stormed the field, mobbing Figary, all smiling. The Dryads Army roared out an ovation louder than any it'd ever given, and an impromptu Acapella rendition of 'Stand Strong, United Isles' broke out in the stands. This was followed by the Dryads Army-written tune of 'The Dryads Keep Rolling Along', and much more cheering.

"It's amazing to get back to the Quarts. Now that ASMV's out of the way, we have even tougher matches ahead. This next one'll be our toughest yet, but we're confident that if we work hard and play hard, we have as good a chance as anyone left standing in the field," Figary said after the match, "Pacitalia are a tremendous side, and Neu Amerika almost slowed them down. We always have good matches against them, and hopefully this time we can reverse our luck against them."

As Figary said, Myrtannia's Quarterfinal match is against its perrenial boogeymen, the Blue Foxes of Pacitalia. The Pacitalians strolled through their group en route to a 5-0 record, then survived a scare at the hands of the Socialist Union to return to the Round of 8. Myrtannia has never defeated Pacitalia, losing every outing (AOCAF XIII: MYR 0-5 PAC, AOCAF XIV Third Place Match: MYR 1-2 PAC, AOCAF XV: MYR 0-2 PAC). However, that and the higher ranking of Pacitalia don't frighten Myrtannia, who have experience as giant slayers. The Dryads have now defeated four teams with higher regional rankings than themselves (Krytenia, TLC, Milchama, and ASMV), and don't look to be slowing down on account of Pacitalia.

Expect a close fought offensive match that could be decided by one goal, or perhaps even in penalties. Myrtannia has publically declared its intention to practice fervorishly for the match, to the point that no media representatives will be allowed to sit in on the practice. It will be their first closed practice of the whole AOCAF. This is a growing rivalry in the AOCAF, albeit a friendly one, more so now that Deeann Massetti is no longer on the Dryads roster.

"They're an excellent team, but so are we," said coach Gabino, "We'll do whatever we can to reach the Semis, but so will they. It's going to be a war out there."

And here are the next batch of predictions from the drunk sportswriters of the Halosen News-Times:

Starblaydia v Bettia
The Purple Peril advanced with a close win over stumbling Krytenia, while Bettia survived a close encounter with Demot. This will be a close match between the winners of the last two AOCAF cups, and one slight lapse in judgement by a single player could turn the tide. Our line: The champs advance. STB 0 - 1 BET

Pacitalia v Myrtannia
Perhaps the second-best match of a Quarterfinals filled with great matches. Pacitalia have nothing but wins, and Myrtannia's only non-win was a draw with Vilita/Turori on Day 1. Despite the extra time needed to finish off ASMV, we feel the Dryads will shake off the Boogeyman and finally push through. Our line: MYR 3 - 3 PAC (MYR wins in Penalties, 3-2).

Lamoni v Oliverry
Both sides needed extra time to beat off their opponents, and will be looking to avoid that same fate in the Quarts. Lamoni have the higher ranking, the better side, and the homefield advantage. Our line: The Hawks are back and they mean business. LAM 2 - 0 OLI

Vilita/Turori v Hypocria
After that first draw against the Dryads, the Eel-Cat things have been a force to reckon with. They easily dispatched the Mice 3-1 and look to return to the Semis, but they face another former champion in Hypocria. The Hyppos upset high-riding Nedalia, and could well pull out another big win here. Our line: Hyppos just barely edge the Founder. VIL 3 - 4 HYP (AET).

The final score from Kazatlan Greene:

Myrtannia 2 - 2 ASMV (5-2 AET)

(Gabino 3', Rollock 85', Figary 94', 102' & 110') (Pyun 32', Lipori 45')

Posted by: Bettia Sep 16 2006, 02:45 PM
"...We'll really shake 'em up, When we win the AO Cup, 'Cos Bettia are the greatest football... oh."

George's sang happaily as he marched down Pifton High Street, but his victorious song was cut short as soon as he entered the Pie & Pixie. Expecting to find a joyous atmosphere, a veritable sports café of celebration, he was instead greeted with a disconsolant picture - a café full of worried faces. He went over and sat down next to his old pal Ali with a more the confused look upon his wizened old features.

"Ali? What's with all the glumness? What the hell's up? We've won! We're through to the quarters! You lot shuold be raising the rafters!"

"We were," Ali said glumly, "But then we saw who we've got in the next round."

"Oh... and who might that be?"

"You mean you don't know?"

"Nope. Come on, spill - who is it?"

"Starblaydia."

"Starblaydia?"

"Uh huh."

George's face blanched visibly upon hearing this.

"Starblaydia... the best team in AO... oh CRAP! Still, we've beaten them before, so there's not reason we can't do it again, right?"

"Er, George? We've never beaten them."

"Never?"

"Never. Out of all the times we've played them, the best we've ever managed is a 0-0 draw."

"Hmmm... that's a bit rubbish, isn't it?"

"Just a tad."

"Ah well, maybe THIS is our time, eh? Maybe THIS is the time we finally get one over them."

"Yes George... either that or this is the time where they give us yet another tonking!"

Posted by: Turori Sep 16 2006, 03:03 PM
Who can take on a Hyppo?

Battle Royale, round 1. The Hyppo vs. The Eel-Cat Thing.

Naming. The Naming bout goes to a draw. The Hyppo loses obvious points for spelling inordinance. Why oh Why does the Hyppo use a y? Surely an easy victory for the Eel-Cats. Yes. But, for the Eel-Cat Things? No sir-ree. It's a draw. On to Round 2.



Battle Royale, round 2. The Hyppo vs. The Eel-Cat Thing.

Logicality. The Eel-Cat things start off at an obvious disadvantage here by combining two animals that don't even breathe the same way. One lives on land, the other under water. In the history of civilization, it is possible that the amount of times that an Eel and a Cat have been close enough to refer to them in the same sentance could be easily calculated by fingers and toes of a Human. Clearly a Hippo victory. Yes, a Hippo victory. A Hyppo, on the other hand, seems to be something of a Hippo on drugs. Logically, a Hippo wouldn't be on drugs, so the Hyppo is held to a draw in Round 2.


Battle Royale, round 3. The Hyppo vs. The Eel-Cat Thing.

The Secret Weapon. Since Round's 1 and 2 were a draw, on comes the secret Weapon. The Eel-Cat thing concedes to Aurendia's Jungle Eel, and all previous rounds are replayed. While it is clear that The Jungle Eel might have trouble in logicality, the first test is naming, and theres nothing cooler than a Jungle Animal, be it an Eel, a Cat or an Orangutan. The Jungle Eel wins by a landslide to clinch the battle royale, 1-0 after a series of draws with the Hyppo. (This is by no way a prediction of a 0-0 scoreline with a 1-0 V&T victory AET, we are not in the business of predicting our own results)

So, what of the other matches on the cards?
Starblaydia and Bettia will square off in an early final. The winner of this match will automatically be favored to lift the AOCAF 16 trophy, and for our sakes we hope it's Bettia just because we don't think we're ready to face Starblaydia at any stage of the competition should we get that far.

Pacitalia should have a clear advantage over the underdog Myrtannia, but Myrtannia's magical run may not be done yet. Look for the Dryads to push hard in a close fought match that could swing either way.

And Last an certainly least of all, hosts Lamoni square off against Oliverry in a match which should result in an easy win for the hawks.

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Posted by: Hypocria Sep 16 2006, 05:06 PM
Taming The Lions


Stephen Murtagh reporting from Spokane Road,

We’ve reached crunch time in Lamoni. AOCAF XVI has now arrived at the business end of its proceedings, the also-rans have packed their bags and headed to the airport while those that are left are all set to the challenge for a shiny trophy and the infinitely more important regional bragging rights. All the usual suspects are still around, the hosts, the holders, the always dangerous Blaydis, the perennial challengers Pacitalia and the up and coming Myrtannia. Add to the mix a quartet of new faces and you’ve got yourself quite the second round line up.

Which is exactly why streets all across the Autocracy were all but deserted as people settled in front of televisions. Families gathered in their living rooms and friends congregated in pubs and bars to catch all the action from another Verdana derby. Hypocria against Nedalia is always a fixture the fans look forward to after some rip roaring encounters at Under-21 level. At senior level it’s been Nedalia all the way but that run has to change at some point. At least that’s what the fans were clinging to.

Some 60,000 fans created a raucous atmosphere as Tony Webber and his opposite number in the Nedalian side led their teams onto the pitch and a deafening cheer greeted the kickoff. The occasion clearly effected the players early on as the fluid play associated with the Verdana nations was noticeable by its absence. Instead the game resembled something akin to a large chess match as moves were launched and in turn countered. An atmosphere of nerves settled over the pitch as both sets of players concentrated solely on not making mistakes. Consequently no risks were taking and the goal action was minimal. Sousa wasted the best chance of the half when he turned his marker but failed to hit the target. At the other end the Nedalians managed a couple of efforts from range. The first was more a danger for the crowd than the keeper while the second was easily held by Lomaia. Unsurprisingly when the referee brought the first half’s proceedings to an end the match was scoreless.

The second half opened in spectacular fashion. Morinas was clattered into by a defender just 30 seconds into the half. Adam Bassano stepped up a curled the freekick around the wall and inside the post from 25 yards. It was 1 - 0 while many fans were still returning to their seats. The goal kicked the game into life and Lomaia had to be alert to prevent an immediate equaliser for the Lions. The momentum swung one way and then the other. The Hyppos came so close to doubling the lead on the hour mark. It was Sousa again who caused havoc in the Nedalian defence. He skipped past two defenders only to see his diagonal shot come back off a post. As the minutes ticked away the Nedalian attacks increased in tempo as the Lions threw everything at Lomaia and his defence. But the Lions just couldn’t find a way through. And deep into stoppage time Espartero hacked a clearance deep into the Nedalian half. Molinari raced after it and lobbed the ball over the advancing keeper and into the back of the net. It proved to be the last kick of the game as the whistle blew, much to the delight of the blue and white army.

Hypocria 2 - 0 Nedalia
Bassano
Molinari

It was a great win over the third best team in the region but the coach wasn’t getting carried away. “There’s no denying it’s a good result but it means nothing if we capitulate in the Quarters. We may have eliminated Nedalia but this tournament isn’t getting any easier.”

Elsewhere the second round produced some cracking encounters. The big grudge match between Starblaydia and Krytenia ended with the Men in Mauve edging through by the odd goal in five. Andossa Se Mitrin Vega held Myrtannia to a 2 - 2 draw only to concede three without reply in extra time. The hosts also needed an extra time winner to see them through a tough game with the Lowland Clans. It was not a good day for the debutants as all four of the new boys fell. Bettia, Pacitalia, Oliverry and Vilita/Turori all advancing at the expense of Demot, Neu Amerika, Aurendia and Miceland respectively.


Quarter Final Preview

Starblaydia (1) v Bettia (2)
The first and second teams in the region meet in a match that would have made a rather good final. Their fans may not appreciate the sides meeting in the Quarters but for everyone else it’s ideal as we’re guaranteed to lose one of the top two. But who will it be? Both sides dropped points to lesser nations in their groups and neither dominated in their second round matches. But while the Blaydis were edging past established opponents in Krytenia the Young’Un’s were struggling past not so mighty Demot. It will be a great match and the greater AOCAF pedigree of Starblaydia should just edge it.
Prediction: Holders heading home.

Pacitalia (9) v Myrtannia (20)
Pacitalia have been gradually building momentum over recent years and the Blue Foxes are the form team of this tournament. Their 100% record is still intact, a feat no other nation can boast. The Blue Foxes may be the form team but the Dryads are certainly this tournament’s success story. Not a lot was expected of Myrtannia prior to this competition’s kickoff but the Dryads topped their group ahead of Vilita/Turori, The Lowland Clans, Krytenia and Milchama, all ranked above them. But Pacitalia may prove a bridge too far.
Predictions: Dryads get the chop.

Lamoni (7) v Oliverry (19)
The home fans will have been looking for an improved showing on the last AOCAF and they’ve certainly got that. Only Starblaydia have beaten the Hawks in their own tournament, that’s a far cry from their dismal showing in Bazalonia. In front of their own fans and against a distinctly average side from Oliverry, Lamoni may never have a better chance of reaching the last four.
Prediction: Hawks fly high.

Vilita/Turori (10) v Hypocria (8)
It really isn’t fair. First we get the bloody Nedalians in the second round and now we’ve got not one but two nations in the quarter final. Two nations that have both previously been ranked in the top ten. Not in the region, oh no, but in the whole damn world. The two time AOCAF champions and friends are undefeated so far and are the only side to take points off the impressive Myrtannia. And the Hyppos’ past performances against the chaps from the Tropics does not really induce any optimism.

QUOTE
Hall Of Shame

AOCAF IX (Cockbill Street)

Final
Hypocria  0 - 1  Vilita

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AOCAF X (Fmjphoenix)

Group 3
Hypocria  0 - 2  Vilita

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AOCAF XI (Bettia)

Group 3
Hypocria  0 - 0  Vilita

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AOCAF XII (Chicanada)

Quarter Final
Hypocria  1 - 2  Vilita
Ferron


When a goalless draw is your best result and you’ve only managed a single, solitary goal in four matches the omans are not great. But on the plus side . . .

QUOTE
AOCAF IX (Cockbill Street)

Group 1
Hypocria  2 - 1  Turori
Dospel/Shirko


Ok, so it’s not much of a plus side.

Prediction: Our lips are sealed.

Posted by: Myrtannia Sep 16 2006, 07:51 PM
Dryads Army Publications Presents: "The Dryads Keep Rolling Along"

Making it's official debut in AOCAF XVI, this is the song sung by members of the Dryads Army in the stands during Myrtannia's matches.
(Sung to the tune of 'The US Army Song')

AOCAF comes along,
Myrtannia will play it strong,
And the Dryads keep rolling along!
Charge forward down the pitch,
Fool 'em with the bait and switch,
And the Dryads keep rolling along!

So it's pass, strike, goal!
Myrtannia's on a roll!
Keep up that powerful attack!
And where e're you are,
You can be quite sure
That the Dryads are rolling along!

Matchday One: opponent's strong,
In the top ten of AO's throng,
But the Dryads keep rolling along!
Both sides fight to a draw,
Defeat would stick in our craw,
But the Dryads keep rolling along!

So it's pass, strike, goal!
Myrtannia's on a roll!
Keep up that powerful attack!
And where e're you are,
You can be quite sure
That the Dryads are rolling along!

Next up comes Match Two,
Our foes are wearing blue,
But the Dryads keep rolling along!
Figary leads the way,
Dryad power's here to stay,
And the Dryads keep rolling along!

So it's pass, strike, goal!
Myrtannia's on a roll!
Keep up that powerful attack!
And where e're you are,
You can be quite sure
That the Dryads are rolling along!

Matchup Three: TLC,
Another team we hadn't beat,
But the Dryads keep rolling along!
Defense rules on the field,
No more goals would we yield,
And the Dryads keep rolling along!

So it's pass, strike, goal!
Myrtannia's on a roll!
Keep up that powerful attack!
And where e're you are,
You can be quite sure
That the Dryads are rolling along!

Matchup Four: on-field war,
Warriors sought to make us sore,
But the Dryads keep rolling along!
Dania scores, the crowd roars,
The hopes of the Army soar,
As the Dryads keep rolling along!

So it's pass, strike, goal!
Myrtannia's on a roll!
Keep up that powerful attack!
And where e're you are,
You can be quite sure
That the Dryads are rolling along!

Final match of Group D,
We're right where we want to be,
As the Dryads keep rolling along!
Three goals struck past the Sharks,
Defense never lost its marks,
As the Dryads keep rolling along!

So it's pass, strike, goal!
Myrtannia's on a roll!
Keep up that powerful attack!
And where e're you are,
You can be quite sure
That the Dryads are rolling along!

It's the Round of 16,
Final match for one team,
And the Dryads keep rolling along!
Neither side would give in,
Hat trick finally gets the win,
As the Drayds keep rolling along!

So it's pass, strike, goal!
Myrtannia's on a roll!
Keep up that powerful attack!
And where e're you are,
You can be quite sure
That the Dryads are rolling along!

Posted by: Pacitalia Sep 16 2006, 09:19 PM
Blue Foxes and Dryads fans to join up?
Rumour among Pacitalian fans suggest regardless of who wins both squads' fans will stay to cheer on the QF victor


KARAKAN, LAMONI (PSN) -- As mentioned by both AIR 4 and PSN yesterday, there exists now a rivalry between Pacitalia and Myrtannia. However, it is a good one in that the camaraderie and excellent play always displayed by the two squads has caused an unusual environment: respect for each other. And not only does, as we reported, that exist commonplace among Dryads and Blue Foxes players, but apparently, among the fans.

If Myrtannia beats Pacitalia in today's quarterfinal, Blue Fox fans are reportedly going to stay in Lamoni to cheer the Dryads into the finals. Though regardless of who wins, it appears it will be an uphill battle to the cup as perennial powerhouses Starblaydia, Bettia (the defending champs), Vilita/Turori, Hypocria and hosts Lamoni remain eligible to claim the cup.

"We don't expect Dryads fans to reciprocate our effort," said one Blue Fox fan. "It'd be nice if they did join us in cheering on the Foxes if our team won, but we're not saying they have to. This is just something we want to do - I mean, if the players respect each other that much, why don't we follow suit? I think it's a great idea."

News sources are either split or leaning Pacitalia's way on who will take the victory in the quarterfinals. Neither team will speculate, of course, and we will do the same with our lips tightly sealed. Perhaps when the match is over these fans will unite to cheer on the victor in their quest for the cup. But it's no doubt that until the final score becomes apparent, Blue Fox and Dryad aficionados will prefer to stay separate.

Current predictions on victory from other news sources
Hypocria: Pacitalia
Vilita/Turori: Split
Myrtannia: Myrtannia

Posted by: Lamoni Sep 16 2006, 10:03 PM
QF RP CUTOFF

Posted by: Aurendia Sep 16 2006, 10:34 PM
OOC: This was written before the QF results came out. Although, I did end up guessing 3 of 4. Yay me!

IC:

Imo City Inquirer
“Where we believe the best allusion is the one that gets abandoned after one paragraph”

Times botches Vilita / Turori mascot; Oliverry botches Aurendian hopes for advancement

LAMONI – Looks like the Cinderella story has come to an end. The qualifying round of AOCAF XVI was a real Ball for Team Aurendia, but against Oliverry everything turned into a pumpkin. For 90 minutes the Raptors were equal to their opponents from Oliverry, but this game happened to last longer than 90 minutes and the Raptors’ fairy godmother was nowhere to be seen.

From the beginning of the match, each squad matched the play of the other. Oliverry opened the scoring in the 26th, but Regina Dunlop equalized for the Raptors 5 minutes later. The same pattern continued in the second half, as Oliverry reclaimed the lead in the 58th, before Ashley Campbell knotted it up again in the 67th. Unfortunately for the Raptors, the goal scored by Oliverry after 15 minutes of extra time was never answered, and Oliverry moves on to face Lamoni.

The final whistle closed the book on the match as well as Aurendia’s inaugural AOCAF tournament. This team has experienced a memorable tournament, full of upset victories, black-out nights, future stars, and missing coaches. Now however, the Raptors are returning to the nest. In a month or so the players will return to their respective clubs for the beginning of the new AFL season, the fishing trawler that temporarily counts head coach Ed White among its crew will return to port, and assistant coach Danielle Schuster will have resurfaced. Of course, with the youth and talent on this squad, expect these Raptors to return to many more tournaments in the near future.

Before we leave Lamoni and end our coverage of this AOCAF, here are some predictions for the next slate of games. As always, if you gamble, please do so through your local union-approved bookie. After all, you only have two legs, and it would be a shame to have one broken.

Starblaydia vs Bettia
A clash of two heavy-weights as always strong Starblaydia faces the defending champs from Bettia. This is the match that ends Bettia’s title defense.

Pacitalia vs Myrtannia
A close one, but Pacitalia has momentum on their side. Myrtannia sent home by the Blue Foxes.

Lamoni vs Oliverry
The home fans will be happy as Lamoni beats Oliverry. Which, according to the transitive property, means that Lamoni beats us!

Vilita/Turori vs Hypocria
Vilita/Turori are pretty pissed off that we got confused as to what their mascot is. Anger is a powerful motivator, so it doesn’t look good for Hypocria.

Posted by: Lamoni Sep 16 2006, 10:46 PM
We're in! Face... Pacitalia.

This match was not as close as the score would suggest. This was one of those "score a goal early, and then toy with the other side for the rest of the match" games. Oliverry had managed to reach the Quarterfinals with what the region agreed was an 'average' team. That in itself is something of a feat, but poor Oliverry had their heads handed to them by the superior play of the Lamonian Hawks. Lamoni dominated the entire match, and Oliverry had very few shots on goal. Lamonian reserve forward Shofner scored the only goal of the match at two minutes in; scoring on a header after a misguided block of a shot from Lamonian reserve forward Tomes by the Oliverrian goalkeeper.

From the macro perspective, Lamoni's chances of lifting the AOCAF cup on it's own soil were immeasurably increased with the sudden departure of Starblaydia. Bettia heaped a 1-0 victory over Viannor's puppet squad, and we intend to take as much advantage from that as we can. But first, we shall have to make it past the force that is Pacitalia. Pacitalia is the only team that has not had a single loss or draw so far in AOCAF 16. Like Lamoni's own squad, things are clicking for the Pacitalians; and this should be a very good match indeed.

The last time that a Lamonian AOCAF squad faced the Pacitalians, we defeated them en route to a Lamonian loss to Starblaydia in the first place match. Unfortunately, the trash talk on both sides led to a full fledged football rivalry between these two squads. Both sides will be giving this match their all, and then some; and the statisticians are getting nervous whether the team that wins this match will have the remaining moxie to take on the winner of the Vilita/Turori vs. Bettia match. Vilita/Turori will have to pray for a miracle to pull this one out, in our opinion. Assuming that Lamoni wins our upcoming match, that would pit us against the second highest ranked team in the region.

However, Lamonians are not ones to take AOCAF rankings seriously (except maybe for Starblaydia's record against us). Like Myrtannia, Lamoni has defeated several nations with higher rankings than us in our AOCAF history. Take a look at our record against Vilita, for example. Even when we made it to the AOCAF knockouts during our first attempt, we were defeating Vilita, and they were easily within the top five on the AOCAF rankings. All in all, things look good for a Lamonian win of the first place finals match.

Lamoni - 1 Shofner (2)
Oliverry - 0

Posted by: Turori Sep 17 2006, 12:46 AM
Mumamba's strike back at Lamonian Claims

Turorian assistant coach Malaino Mumamba as struck out at Lamonian claims that Vilita & Turori will need a miracle to overcome Bettia in their AOCAF XVI Semi Final encounter.

"We've beaten them before, and we can beat them again. The fact that we are now a joint entity shouldn't matter. We're a talented group of Islands and we're a clear level better than those Gasheads, talent wise, of course. We're on a run of results at the moment and we don't have any plans on stopping that now. We don't care what the ranking next to their name says. Theres four teams left and rankings mean nothing at this point. This is the stage of the competition where new rankings are made. For the teams that win, 1 and 2. For the teams that lose, 3 and 4. Those are the rankings that matter now. And we'd like a shot at one of those first two, naturally."

Of course, as this is the first official venture into joint competition for Vilita and Turori in football/soccer competition, There is no official meetings on record for the two sides. However, Bettia, despite being the defending champions of the AOCAF tournament, have not advanced the final stage of the competitions other than their one triumph. Vilita, however, have made 5 trips to the finals and will be looking to impose that experience on both their Turorian teammates and Bettian opposition.

"Yea, I've played a few AOCAF matches in my day, but Lorenzo has done it all. Lorenzo has played on teams that went far in the AOCAF, and he's coached them as well. This may be billed as a joint coaching effort between the Mumamba brothers here, which Obviously is great for the media attention, but Lorenzo is the head coach here and I'm just thrilled to be working along side him. He's got tons of knowledge and I'm learning from him every day, making me a better manager in the process. I think he's got a lot to do with our success. We got our nerves out in the opening match against Myrtannia, who have played great all tournament and were unlucky to go out against Pacitalia. We were looking forward to the possibility of a re-match with them as they are the only team we've played this cup that we haven't come out victorious against one way or the other. But We'll have to wait till next cup to do that, and hopefully we can do that as champions."


Vilita & Turori assistant manager Malaino Mumamaba spent many seasons as a member of the Turori National Team becoming one of the most capped midfielders in Turorian history, in addition to a succesful career in the Vilitan Stellar Division. Lorenzo Mumamba, the Head coach of the Vilita & Turori regional squad, was a member of Vilita's inagural international football/soccer squads in Under 21 World Cup II and the World Cup 13 Qualifying Campaign, and was a goalscorer in Vilita World Cup 13 Cup of Tardy victory. Mumamba also played at the club level for Tivali City in the Stellar Division before moving to a succesful career in coaching.

Posted by: Bettia Sep 17 2006, 09:53 AM
Just like the rest of Bettia after their thrilling 1-0 win over the Starblaydis, old George was in bouyant mood as he trooped triumphantly down Pifton High Street to take his usual spot in the Pie & Pixie for the eagerly awaited AOCAF semi-final... but there was something different about George today. No, it wasn't the fact that he was arriving on time, nor the fact that he had gone a whole two days without knackering his niece's valuable possessions.

No, the different thing about George today was... his clothing. Gone were the usual dull brown corduroys and brown woolen tank top worn over an old shirt. Today, he proudly sported a full Bettia replica kit - the famous green-and-gold quarters, a pair of green shorts (which unfortunately didn't leave much to the imagination due to them being a size too small), a green and yellow scarf emblazoned with the words 'Bettia Til I Die', with a rather large Bettian flag carried in one hand and an inflatable arora in t'other.

Oh yes, George was well-prepared for today's semi against the once-mighty Vilita and Turori, but he wasn't prepared for the sight that greeted him when he entered the café, for the moment he walked through the door shouting "Come On You 'Roras!" at the top of his voice, a myriad of eyes looked up at him, all decked out in blue and white.

He stopped and stared back for a bit, before going over to his usual spot next to his oldest friend Ali. Ali looked at him and spoke.

"George... what ARE you wearing?

"Well, I thought I'd get kitted out for the big match, but... why are you all wearing blue and white?"

"Have you forgotten who we're playing?"

"Of course not, we've got Vilita & Turori."

"Right. And have you forgotten something else?"

"Like what?"

"Like the fact that we always wear our second kit whenever we play that rabble."

"What? We're playing in our second kit?"

"Yes, of course. Don't tell me you've forgotten that we..."

"...We always play in blue and white quarters whevener we play them. Oh, how could I have been so stupid?! Erm... Ali?"

"Yes?"

"Why DO we always play in blue and white quarters against the Eel-Cat Thingys?"

"Apparently, they have a thing about blue and white quartered shirts, in the same way we have a thing about plain red shirts."

They both shuddered at this thought - in Bettia, wearing a plain red shirt was considered almost as sinful as walking naked down the street whilst scoffing a bacon sandwich and washing it down with a pint of beer. George quickly composed himself.

"Right, so basically, we wear blue and white quarters just to pïss them off?"

"Exactly."

"Hmm, as good a reason as any I suppose." George said as he quickly stood up. "I'd better go home and get changed then."

"Yes, and make it quick. Oh, one more thing George old pal."

"Yes?"

"Please, for the love of all that's good and holy... DON'T wear shorts again!"

Posted by: Pacitalia Sep 17 2006, 01:39 PM
The final four are set: Pacitalia to face hosts in semi-final
Blue Foxes intend not to repeat last SF meeting where Lamoni emerged victorious



BICKLETON, LAMONI (PSN) - The Blue Foxes arrived on charter bus in Bickleton to crowds of fans chanting slogans and singing the national anthem in response to Pacitalia's extra-time victory over Myrtannia and their second ascent to the semifinals in three tournaments.

But now Pacitalia faces its next tough test of this AOCAF. They have to defeat the hosts, who also happen to be the Blue Foxes' bogeymen on several occasions, and then, only then, with anxious excitement realise that they just so happen to be in the final. But for now, the focus is on the Hawks, a resurgent squad who suffered massively in AOCAF15 with what one would classify as terrible play from a team of that calibre, but that have recovered nicely in time for their hosting duties, earning thirteen points in the group stage in contrast to the two in the previous championship.

Lamoni ended the group stage at 4-1-1 and defeated The Lowland Clans and Oliverry in the round of 16 and quarterfinals respectively to get here. Their victories have been narrow but have created a foundation for their fans to regain their belief in a talented Hawks squad. Meanwhile, Pacitalia exited the group stage with a perfect 5-0-0 record, and downed Neu Amerika before sending the Dryads packing in a thrilling extra-time match that was probably the highlight of the tournament to-date.

As Lamonian media has stated, this match is probably one of the most even matches of the entire knockouts stage and neither team, despite victory, will be one-hundred percent for the final against either Vilita/Turori or Bettia because of the intense physical and psychological play that will be demanded of every player in this semifinal. Unfortunately, unlike Myrtannia, the rivalry between Lamoni and Pacitalia is based on trash-talking in previous AOCAFs.

Most media, meanwhile, are picking Bettia for the other match. We will not choose a side in this match or that match, but we are definitely even more uncertain over the outcome of the Blue Foxes-Hawks match particularly because of the close ranking of three of the four teams remaining (Lamoni 7th, Pacitalia 9th and Vilita/Turori 10th). From that perspective it probably looks like a cakewalk for Bettia (ranked #2) from here on in, but one could be quite certain, that, especially in Cerignola, Pacitalians would not mind seeing the Aroras repeat as champions.

And, now, a recap of the quarterfinals match against Myrtannia's talented Dryads.

Fans of both sides entered the stadium Saturday expecting nothing less than one-hundred percent effort from their respective teams. They got their wish and more as the match was carried into extra-time where the Blue Foxes scored two goals while Cristianu Raduvani regained form to shutout the Dryads and help his squad advance to the semifinals on a 2-2 (4-2 aet) victory.

Andreos Charisteas opened the scoring just nine minutes in, pushing his way around the outside flank of Charolette Marrington and directing a shot straight at Flo Krabel. Krabel mishandled the ball attempting to grasp it and it slid through her arms and trickled into the net: not exactly the prettiest goal, but a tally all the same, and the Blue Foxes were up early.

But, then, nine minutes after that, Ion Mihai Comanescu, who has stayed out of the spotlight so far in AOCAF16 for playing solid football and not causing controversy, slide tackled Rozalynn Gabino in the box in a poor attempt to release the ball, tripping her up and sending her flying forward, face down into the pitch. The referee whistled for a penalty and Gabino, her face streaked with green, laughing sheepishly with the other players over how the tackle had transpired, regained composure and converted past Raduvani to equalise.

The teams stayed even-steven for the rest of the first forty-five, charging back and forth down the pitch in a war of attrition that produced some exciting moments at times but was unproductive in terms of scoring. When the teams returned, the Dryads appeared with a new life that stunned the Blue Foxes into some kind of submission, for September Rollock led the forward line in multiple attacks that eventually resulted in a Myrtannian lead, off her foot, in the 49th.

Down by a goal for the first time since a 17th-minute concession to Gilbert Lamare in the match against Oliverry, the sudden disadvantage seemed to rocket the Blue Foxes back to form, considering that most of the team realised they would need all thirty-six remaining minutes to score even one goal against the Dryads' solid defence. Five minutes later, though, prayers for an equaliser were answered when Il Capitano scored his latest of the tournament to bring things back to a head at 2-2.

By this time, both teams were getting right into form, matching each other stride for stride once more but that equal effort continued the deadlock into extra time, the Blue Foxes and Dryads still sketched in at two apiece.

But now the forward lines were retreating slightly, Gabino, Rollock and Figary were becoming fatigued and the latter two had to be substituted in favour of Myong Tuman and Sabra Nang, both talented players themselves. In fact, in the 93rd Tuman almost converted what could have been the winning goal off a corner by Daisey Martignago, striking a shot that curved high to the right, past Raduvani's hands, and glanced off the corner of the upright and out of play.

Not even three minutes later, Myrtannia's fortunes were sharply reversed as a similar corner resulted in a successful conversion for Pacitalia. Andolfabio Vunghiasso's high corner reached linemate Michelangelo Mascagnano superbly, with the latter using his trusty head to redirect the ball past Krabel for a 3-2 lead in the 96th. Krabel kicked the upright in frustration after the goal, as it appeared she had her sight lines placed on the ball and was moving to save, however, her view of the ball was interrupted by Tamar Ristaino (who was moving across the net to cover Ambrosino Giurimano). Losing sight of the ball, Krabel stumbled a little bit and dropped awkwardly to one knee while the headed ball sailed past her into the net.

But the Dryads were far from giving up, as no team should really ever do in extra time. Tuman's second chance at converting came two minutes after the Pacitalian goal. Sneaking around Francesco Manzanotti and outpacing the defence she once again smacked a rocket that curved dangerously close to the goal but again ended up glancing off an upright and out. On the resulting goal kick, defender Orpha Mega brought the ball forward, where Martignago passed forward to Nang and watched as Nang's shot hugged the ground but exited the bounds about ten inches to the left of the upright. At this point, about the 101st minute, television cameras showed eight-year-old boys chewing nervously on blue-and-orange scarves, the tension almost too much to bear.

With at least nineteen minutes left in the extra frame, the Dryad offensive continued, with Figary, Nang and Tuman (in that order) all firing off one shot each. Raduvani, whose concession of two goals during regulation snapped him back to form, was an impregnable wall in front of goal, shutting down all three offensive attempts with spectacular and, in some cases, what looked like physically impossible saves.

But the endgame appeared in the 110th minute as the Dryads, fatigued from their continued charging up-pitch and frustrated from their notorious trait of not scoring when it truly mattered, started to make some crucial mistakes. Ristaino again got in Krabel's way as she attempted to make a save: had no Dryad touched it the ball would have exited bounds and resulted in a goal kick, and had Krabel saved the ball it would be Dryads' possession. However, Ristaino's clumsy attempt to get out of the way ended up doing the opposite, as the ball flickered off the sole of her shoe and out of play for a Pacitalian corner.

Berated by Krabel, the two continued to bicker until assistant coach and former player Tocarra Khat began yelling at them to pay attention to play. They stood with irritated faces but did not regain their composure in time, for Ristaino was again supposed to be covering the spot striker but this time failed. d'Amantano took the corner and Andolfabio Vunghiasso converted, striking a shot that curved high in to the top left of the net to secure victory.

Dejected, Dryads players left the pitch unhappy with their performance, as any defeated team would be, but not before Blue Fox players made a point of shaking hands with them. It appears that this rivalry produced a great match, and because of the total effort from both sides Saturday, this one remains a benevolent rivalry, something good for the sport.

From Karakan, Lamoni:
Pacitalia 2 (4) : 2 (2) Myrtannia

PAC: Charisteas 9', d'Amantano 54', Mascagnano 96', Vunghiasso 110'
MYR: Gabino 18', Rollock 49'

NEXT UP: LAM v PAC, MYR v n/a (eliminated)

Posted by: Turori Sep 17 2006, 07:37 PM
V & T Unveil Special Kit, Bettians Rumored to Wear Pink

Vilita and Turori have unveiled their anticipated special kit for the AOCAF XVI Semi-Final matchup with Bettia. As is tradition for Vilitan Cove teams, Vilita & Turori will be clad in red with white trim for the encounter which will determine which of the two sides will advance to the cup final in Lamoni. The following is an artist depiction of the kit which Vilita & Turori will take the field with for the important fixture:

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The new kit was unveiled to a small following of Vilita & Turori supporters at a press conference in Lamoni after it was revealed that the Jungle Eels would square off with rivals and defending AOCAF champions Bettia in the Semi-Final round of the competition. Bettia, originally expected to where the traditional alternate blue and white quartered kit, may however be on course to wear a different color despite official reports stating otherwise, as revealed during the press conference:

"Mr. Roatiaak, It is tradition that Vilitan Cove squads where the red kit against Bettia, and Bettia in turn wear their blue and white quartered kit."

"Yes, of course, your question please"

"Right, Well we got reports early this morning that Bettia's Blue and White Quartered kits were lost."

"My heart-felt sympathy to our opponents, but I fail to see the question at hand, please get to it"

"Right, well, with their Blue and White quartered kits lost, Reports are coming in that Bettia will instead be dressing in Pink for the match.


"Pink!" * loud chuckles and belly laughter emit from the entire room * "Pink! What a joke, you must be having a laugh with me"

"No sir, I've had a look at the Pink kits myself, here have a look"

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Beorn Roatiaak had a look at the photo copy handed to him by the reporter. It indeed showed a pink kit with the Bettia emblem on it. He then realized, for the first time, that the Bettian emblem was Strikingly similar - in fact - nearly identical to the Vilitan emblem. He began to wonder about the possible hidden meaning behind such a fact. Then an even more troubling thought. There was a photo of a Pink kit, albeit Bettian, with an emblem on it that could be mistaken as Vilitan. What horror, he thought, as he prepared to speak.

"Well then, If they where these Gastly kits, we'll just have to be sure to beat them on the pitch to the point where they are compelled to never show up to a match in them again."

"Clearly, Beorn, but on to my question - do you think that the Pink will cause a conflict with the red kits that Vilita and Turori are preparing to wear?"

"Don't know, Don't care. You'll know which ones are Bettian, they'll be the ones running backwards, and we'll be the ones running forwards. Thank you for your questions."

Posted by: Lamoni Sep 17 2006, 11:19 PM
SF RP CUTOFF

Posted by: Vilita Sep 18 2006, 11:11 AM
Newspapers Stolen : Bettians Believed Responsible


It was a bright and sunny day in Cednia. Unfali Ibamoa had stayed up late watching the Vilita & Turori Eel cat things triumph over rivals Bettia to advance to the Semi-Finals in the Atlantian Oceania Cup of Assocation Football. Despite being a joint effort with Vilita, it's the first time that the nation of Turori has found themselves in the final of the AOCAF tournament. Naturally, Unfali, like many Turorians, was excited for the day ahead. And like every other day, Unfali put on a pot of coffee and then strolled outside to get the paper.

Blurry eyed, Unfali looked around but couldn't seem to pinpoint the location of the paper. 'Darn kids' he thought, as he looked to see if the paper had been tossed into a bush. But it was not there either.

Now seeing a bit more clearly, he began to notice that papers were not out anywhere on his block. Despite being scantily clad, Unfali was now concerned and walked next door to the Duramaoia residence, and inquired as to whether they had gotten their paper. They had not.

Where had all the newspapers gone? Unfali was concerned, and without skipping a beat, acquired transportation directly to the Turori National printing headquarters. But as he approached, the lights and sirens surrounding the complex became apparent. Something had happened at the Turori National. Something had happened that prevented the Newspapers from arriving at his door.

Unfali approached an officer and inquired as to the situation. The officer informed that everything had gone as planned as far as printing the papers, however somewhere between printing and delivery they had all dissapeared. The officer then handed Unfali a copy of the paper saying 'We found a couple inside - the early prints - before the AOCAF semi-final was over.

Silly Little Rabbits! the headline said, clearly this was in fact the pre-AOCAF issue but he continued to read anyway. Unfali finished the article and returned the paper to the officer, and was about to head home. Then, just down the way a reporter began screaming something unintelligible at first, but then it became clear.

It was the Bettians! It was the Bettians! It was the Bettians!

Immediately, a herd rushed to surround the man who seemed confident he knew who was responsible. It was the Bettians alright. They'd just caught one who'd passed out before completing his task of processing his allocation of the papers at a local recycling facility. Talk about wimping out on the job. Officers escorted the man out of the building, but decided not to press charges. The thought of being caught passed out on international media wearing a pink shirt was punishment enough. We don't need a paper to tell us which side is better, the standings show that much quite clearly.

Just as quickly as the fracas had started, it dispersed, and Unfali returned home to the smell of evaporated coffee and a broken pot on his kitchen floor.



Posted by: Myrtannia Sep 18 2006, 12:43 PM
Dryads Collapse, As Expected; Myrtannia Set for AOCAF XVII Host Bid

Strike the tents, pack up the Sun Bursts, and nearly get arrested for drunken anger in the streets. That was the gameplan for the dejected Dryads Army, who watched painfully as Myrtannia fell once again to Pacitalia. It took Extra Time, but Myrtannia is out, and left wondering what the hell went wrong.

Despite winning their group for the first time, Myrtannia was stuck facing the Blue Foxes, who are still unebaten against the Dryads. The matchup itself induced a knee-jerk 'WHY? WHY? WHY?!?!' reaction from fans, who knew the team was ultimately doomed. Since the match has been covered fully by the Pacitalian media, we'll briefly focus on the only thing Myrtannia has left at the moment: the future.

Tempers flared between defender Tamar Ristaino and vet goalkeepr Flo Krabel, and it likely that at least one of them will be replaced by AOCAF XVII. The lack of professionalism on both their parts is certain to cause the Dryads to look elsewhere for defense next time around. After three big shutouts in which the defense played admirably, they allowed six goals to be scored in two matches. Why must we have to play them every time we get past the Round of 16? Why?!

In the aftermath of the defeat, most of the Dryads didn't bother looking the Pacitalian side in the face as the latter shook hands in a warm gesture of sportsmanship. Dania Figary, who has now been a member of every Dryads team to be sent home early, actually broke down in tears and exhaustion after the final gun.

"Our defensive lapses were inexcusable," said coach Gabino, "We've got a lot of work to do over the next four years."

To add insult to injury, the team that Myrtannia beat out to win Group D is now in the Final. And despite the marvelous group stage peformance, the inability of the Dryads to deliver in the Quarts caused the Dryads to be welcomed home by... no one. Normally, at least the President is present to welcome them back, but the loss and faulty scheduling prevented that. The Dryads walked through Halosen International Airport without anyone there to congratulate them, then went their separate ways.

In brighter news, the Myrtannian Association of Football Clubs, in conjunction with the Myrtannian Sporting and Health Ministry, has announced a joint effort to bring AOCAF XVII to Myrtannia. More details are sure to arise later. And hopefully the performance this time around will be enough to convince the AOCAF authorities to boost Myrtannia's regional ranking a bit higher than #20. At this point, Myrtannia remains seriously underrated.

Posted by: Bettia Sep 18 2006, 02:19 PM
Bettian Fans See Red

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There were slightly miffed scenes here in Lamoni following Bettia's colour-uncoordinated defeat at the hands of Vilita & Turori, as fans held an improtmu demonstration after the game against their opponents' decision to play in plain red shirts. The victorious Jungle-Cat-type-jobbies emerged from the stadium to be greeting by a small band of supporters waving polite placards protesting against their poor choice in kit design.

"Well, the crescent and star was a nice touch," explained father of two Ionwen Abbas from Ceffinton, "But that red was an absolute outrage. I mean, I spent shedloads of money getting me and my two boys over here to see the game, and yet I had to spend the entire match covering their eyes - my arms are still bloody knackered! Can you imagine the horror of seeing a team degrading themselves in such a fashion? My youngsters are gonna be traumatised for the rest of their lives. I tell ya now, I'll be sending the Vilitan FA the bill for my son's counselling. I hope they're ashamed of themselves. You hear me, you scumbags? I HOPE YOU'RE BLOODY ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!!"

When asked about the match itself, many of the supporters drew a blank as, like the concerned father, most of them were covering their eyes, and the brave ones who dared to soil their eyes spent a large amount of time projectile vomiting, which left precious little time or energy for the singing and chanting that usually spurs the players on.

One slightly more level-headed fan, Sîon Aubrey of Tremwsa, who thankfully didn't bring his children to the game, had his own concerns. "I have my own concerns. It was bad enough for the fans in the ground to be exposed to such satanic filth, but that horrible red tat was beamed into homes, parks, big screens and sports cafés throughout the country. Who knows what sort of evil influence that will have on the young and easily led."

Luckily his fears were unfounded - seeing the shocking scenes that were about to unfold, the Sonastra Sport Network's technical director ordered the live pictures to beamed in black and white only, ordering his commentators to apologise for the 'technical difficulties'.

"It really was shocking for them to do that, and on prime-time TV too." he explained. "Let's face it, wearing red in public like that is an abomination. I mean, what's next - live sheep-shagging during the half-time interval?"


The shocking events of last night's game prompted the Grand Shura to call an emergency meeting. "These disgraceful scenes must never be allowed to happen again," president Amir Brooks announced to the national press earlier. "Obviously we can't control what people in other countries wear, but we can do so here. We, the Grand Shura of Bettia, are proposing to make it a criminal offence to wear red in public, and I hope I can count on the public's support in this."

When asked about his views on the match itself, President Brooks was full of praise for our nation's young representitves. "The fact that it took not onw but two nations to defeat our Under-21's speaks volumes for the strength in depth of our national football scene." With regards to the upcoming final, he had these parting words: "I don't want to sound bitter about losing to Vilita, but I hope the Hawks stuff 'em!"

Posted by: Lamoni Sep 18 2006, 09:56 PM
Region holds it's breath as Hawks take on Regional Founder; other news

Nephi Times - Sports

Several rather odd things happened today. First, newspapers in Turori went missing. Unconfirmed reports specify that a pink clad Bettian was found passed out on a stack of Turorian newspapers in a recycling factory. It was not clear if alcohol was a factor, but the entertainment value of the pictures of the above event are obvious.

Second, Bettia had a predictably strong reaction to the decision by the Vilita/Turori decision to wear a plain red shirt during that match. Why is this odd, you might ask? Beyond the signs that looked like the words were fingerpainted on, the march and demonstration was almost TOO peaceful for a supposed 'outrage' as this. Wearing a red shirt in Bettia has been compared to walking naked down the street while eating a BLT sandwich, and drinking beer. If wearing red is such a sin, then where is the massive anger that one would expect at such a deliberate insult? Only the Bettian Grand Shura seemed to be following logic; going into an emergency session to ban the wearing of red in all of Bettia.

Another odd thing is the total silence of the Pacitalian media going into the third place playoff match against the second best team in the region. Not one Pacitalian newspaper or television or internet site has even told anyone that they are facing Bettia in the 3PPO. Has a time warp taken hold of that entire nation? Have they stopped caring after their amazing group stage performance? The truth is, we just don't know.

The final odd thing is that someone has stolen all of the Lamonian AOCAF away uniforms from locked and patrolled storage. Lamonian firms are rushing to replace the stolen away unis, but they were not able to complete the order in time for this match. Therefore, it has been decided that the Lamonian team will wear their home uniform during the finals match against the combined Vilita/Turori team.

As has been mentioned in previous editions, Lamoni has a very good record against the Vilitans; and we expect this to carry over even in the face of a combined squad. That is not to say that the match will be easy. Coach Riyall stated that he had let his players sleep in during the morning, and then held a rigorous practice during the afternoon. With as close as this match is expected to be, the Hawks will likely be glad for all of that extra practice.

Finally, here are our finals predictions, which came from a random Bazalonian that we found on the street:

V/T v Lamoni: This will be a close match, but Lamoni has both the historical record, and a slight advantage from the home crowd. Most Lamonian matches have been close, and this will serve the Hawks well going into this match. Expect Lamoni to lift the cup over it's own soil when this one is over.

Bettia v Pacitalia: Unless Pacitalia steps up and takes control of this game, I would expect Bettia to steamroll the Blue Foxes. Still, anything is possible.

Posted by: Vilita Sep 18 2006, 09:56 PM
What Eats a Hawk?


It was a normal evening for the Kalaikai family, as little Naialy was doing her homework. After the days discussion in class, the children were assigned an animal and they had to organize a food chain for that animal, with two levels below (things that animal ate) and two levels above (things it got eaten by). Little Naialy was assigned the mouse.

But Little Naialy was unsure how to complete her assignment. She knew, of course, that mice were eaten by Hawks. But then, an interesting question arose.

"Mommy, I'm creating a food chain and know that Hawks eat
mice. However, I don't know - what eats a Hawk?"


Ms. Kalaikai was confused and had to think for a second.

"Why darling, thats a very interesting question. Generally, a hawk is considered at the top of the food chain." That is, nothing eats a hawk... well... that is nothing eats a hawk as part of its usual diet. the natural world is never so simple though, some big cats have been known to eat hawks. Mountain Lions, Jungle Cats, Couga..."

Little Naialy interuppted.

"Thanks mommy!"


Returning to her assignment, Naialy took our her thick blue marker and drew a brand new arrow, above her image of the Hawk. First she drew the outline of the skull, then added some ears. Next came the eyes, and then finally, the teeth. Naialy was constructing, to the best of her knowledge, a Jungle Cat. Strategically placed just above the Hawk on her condensed version of the Food Chain, she had to change the direction of the tail to avoid running out of room on top of the page she was working on.

"Mommy! Mommy! Look at my Jungle Cat! Look at it go Roooooooooarrrrrrr!"

"Thats wonderful darling"
Ms. Kalaikai said as she continued washing the dishes.

Naialy returned to her room and placed her food chain on the chair next to her bed. Proud of her work, she laid on her bed and her eyes grew heavy. Just before they finally closed, she imagined one last roar from the Jungle Cats well defined jaws, and drifted away to a satisfying and deserved nights sleep.

Posted by: Vilita Sep 18 2006, 10:25 PM
....As Naialy slept, a clash of two titans began.
The venue was the Karakan Box in Lamonian City of Karakan.

The Hawks could no longer hide in their domain above the ground.
They were face to face with a squad full of cats (and a few Eels for the tone of a political sound)

This night in Karakan, Naialy's food chain was objectable by none.
The Vilita & Turori Eel Cat things had won, four goals to one....

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