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International Scandal
Press sniffs out swinishness
It happened a while ago, last summer, but it was successfully burked by the governments of Latao, Starblaydia and Drouida:
At a cocktail party, the dog of the Latao Foreign Minister Nadia Pumia has bit a man into this butt. The incident was kept secret, as the ‘victim’ claimed to be the ‘Prime Minister’ of Starblaydia.
Researches have shown that Starblaydia is a dictatorship and does not have something like a Prime Minister, as the country is ruled by a so-called ‘Lord-Protector’ and his myrmidons.
The incident caused some kind of hectic on the international stage; representatives of all affected countries feared a scandal.
We do not know why, but there’s voices saying “he remains an idiot” or maybe he’s even suffering some kind of psychotic illness, but obviously, this fake Starblaydi Prime Minister, was the Prime Minister of Drouida, Margaret Smith.
When the Forecast-Reporters checked internal documents of the Latao Ministry of Foreign Affairs, they found out, that Drouida wasn’t officially invited to that happening.
The question now, is what the hell was the Druidan Prime Minister searching there ?
The picture changes to a live report showing the Latao Foreign Minister on a walk with the said dog, a big German sheep dog
Miss Pumia, how comes your dog bites foreign officials visiting Latao ?
“Kiro doesn’t bite officials, he’s trained to attack burglars. No one knew who the man was – he nervously ran around the whole area of the embassy where the event was held after the mishap.
Either that or he smelled drugs or explosives.”
Obviously, this man figured out a way to enter the assembly of Latins and Internationals. We seem to have detected a serious incident.
An anonymous informant showed our TV-station documents, proofing that the three governments of Latao, Starblaydia and Drouida signed contracts which shall keep the incident secret.
Forecast Networks is trying to interview representatives and informants from the other two nations in the next days in the hope to bring more light into this conspiracy affair.
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The Federal President turned red in the head and starts to yell German swear words, in a manner the whole house can hear it. After this first attack of aggression, he calms down and calls his NEC-Secretaries:
“We might have to prepare for awkward questions, asked by Starblaydia and Drouida, maybe also other nations. I don’t know what happened there, I wasn’t there.”
Nadia replies “you started turning towards to Starblaydia. It’s a dictatorship – forgot that ? How do you know this isn’t a complot of that regime to discredit and blame the Confederacy ?”
Minister of Protection & Defense takes the word “but that throws the question, how the Starblaydi suckered the Drouidan Prime Minister into this affair – it’s known that this guy has a close staff of anonymous helpers in the background preventing him from such…….difficulties.”
The Federal President finally decides that it’s best just to live the life normally and doing the business as usual. “We won’t do or say anything unless someone notices it, maybe we’re lucky and no pig is interested in that”
When all walked way, Nadia silently said “Good dog, ha,ha” |
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