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.:: Official Statement from the Lord-Protector of Starblaydia, Lord Tiberius Starblayde ::.
: Read by Lord Ricardo Gomez, Minister of Communications :
"After word of King Falcon's latest gaff has reached the Council of Starblaydia, I wish to convey the personal sense of outrage I feel at this highly-aggressive statement by King Falcon the Second.
"What prompted this highly-irregular statement from His Majesty is, as-yet, unclear, though we can only assume that it is an error on his part, as he must surely be frustrated at the events within the Federation of Like-Minded States, ripped apart, as it is, by division and arguement.
"Furthermore, I would like to suggest to King Falcon that he considers his words more carefully in the future, particularly when addressing entire nations. It appears that his language, when properly translated from acronym form, is as blunt as the designs of his nation's arms industry." |
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King Falcon expressed his feelings today by hurling the telephone to the Starblaydian embassy out of the window. He then prepared an E-mail.
To: Lord Ricardo Gomez
From: KFII
Quite frankly, Lord Gomez, who asked you? The FLMS was quite adequately coping, and you made an unnecessary comment that did not help. Quite the opposite in fact. And you have the front to tell me that I'm irregular?
Also, you said "what army?" Well, will a trained force of 500,000 soldiers do, bearing in mind we are recruiting all the time?
Make no mistakes, I have no quarrel with you. I just simply don't take kindly to an aggressor calling me aggressive.
And if you wish to make a complaint about Jay Industries, don't worry, I've forwarded a copy of your message to them. I've heard they've practically disbanded their complaints department due to lack of complaints, so maybe it will justify their subsidy.
No regards,
KFII
This post has been edited by Falcania on Apr 21 2005, 03:36 PM |
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"I think this 'King' is a little unhinged, my Lord," Ricardo said, reading the email from his computer screen.
<Who among us isn't?> Tiberius said over the secure voice link, <I'd imagine its all the fast food they eat over there. Lots of A.D.D., I'd expect.>
"Oh, certainly, my Lord."
<It looks like he's addressed you personally in that email, Ricardo,> Tiberius said, <looks like its down to your personal discretion to reply to His Majesty.>
"Will do, my Lord."
From: ricardo.gomez@commsministry.gov.sb
Subject: Re: No Subject
Your Majesty,
I am merely a conduit through which the Lord-Protector can express his opinions to the world at large. I have been informed by various ambassadors to Federation states that they may have inadvertently found the Sarzonia/Latao situation humourous, having openly displayed that amusement.
I feel you may need to read through the transcript of the Lord-Protector's statement once more, as he specifically stated that he felt the statement to be irregular, not the person making the statement.
I'm sure your half-million-strong Falcanian army is very nice, though we in Starblaydia perfer a slightly more powerful force. As for aggressiveness, the average Starblaydi would not simply resort to foul language to show his anger, thus debasing himself.
With the utmost respect to your highness,
Lord Ricardo Gomez
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A briefcase was left outside the starblaydian embassy. The note inside read:
Well, as long as that's that then, I'm happy. I hope the enclosed 5 million dollars extracted from our environmental budget will ensure this is the case with you as well. We, the Falcanians, are a different people. Many are quick to anger, as I. You must know that I am not like most royalty I have known. Unlike the pampered royal families of other nations, I was brought up in a military fashion since my childhood. At the age of 12 I was enrolled in Cmmr Orenio's militant college, and graduated into the army. I was but a common foot soldier once. Remember that. KFII |
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