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From the pages of the Pacific City Courier, as filler when an advertiser pulled an ad at the last minute:
Today, 95X's government learned it has the smallest public sector in Atlantian Oceania, the region it recently joined.
"We're obviously pleased," says Walter Richerson, CEO of 1337 Savings and Loan and 95X Treasury Chairman. "This proves just how much value the nation is to its greatest asset and shareholders, the business - er, customer - no, citizens! Yes, the citizens!"
In celebration of the occasion, an undisclosed number of the few dozen members of 95X's government workforce were given their pink slips.
"Our nation must remain competitive in the marketplace, and this is what we must do to attract new business opportunities," Richerson stated.
Critics of the decision, including the Workers of X Organization, used the occasion to blast 95X's Board of Directors.
"It should be noted that 95X has no programs to assist those in the workforce, or those forced out of it," says Kelly Overton, President of Workers of X. "Workers have no way to escape the national sales tax, are forced to save for their retirement and healthcare themselves, and have no minimum wage law."
Upon its notification, Chairman Richerson's office issued a statement to remind the public Ms. Overton owes hundreds of thousands of Transfers in unpaid bank loans, and has been repeatedly arrested for harassment of top officials since bankruptcy laws were repealed. |
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