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Name Lamonian Vodka!

Posted: Mar 29 2006, 06:21 PM

The board memebers of the company that makes Lamonian Vodka have decided that it needs a brand name. Therefore, they are asking all people in AO to send in their suggestions for the brand name. The winning entry shall recieve a year's supply of Lamonian Vodka bearing the new brand name on the label.

Lamoni

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Posted: Mar 29 2006, 06:28 PM

Sipp. It's not Piss, but close.

Starblaydia

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Posted: Mar 30 2006, 10:33 AM

Chipunasti.

Krytenia

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Posted: Mar 30 2006, 11:02 AM

Smirnon. As opposed to Smirnoff.

Falcania

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Posted: Apr 1 2006, 09:22 AM

How about something like Quarry or Quarryman Vodka, to play off the last name of the president? If that is not to your liking then how about Surami, Lindle, or Effon.

Khazaron

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Posted: Apr 1 2006, 11:08 PM

I think that i'll give this about another 22-24 hours or so.

Lamoni

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Posted: Apr 2 2006, 02:41 AM

How about 'Lamodka'?
Lamoni + Vodka = Lamodka

Bazalonia

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Posted: Apr 2 2006, 11:49 AM

QUOTE (Khazaron @ Apr 1 2006, 03:22 PM)

...how about Surami...

Sounds good to me with my objective serious hat on.

Back with the IC hat on its 'Orcinus is best!'

Starblaydia

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Posted: Apr 2 2006, 08:49 PM

Out of all of the naming options presented, the Lamonian Vodka Corp. has decided to rename Lamonian Vodka as 'Lamodka.' Congratulations to Bazalonia for submitting the winning entry, and the year's supply of Lamodka is currently being shipped to Bazalonia.

Lamoni

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Posted: Apr 2 2006, 09:16 PM

The group of Bazalonians that they Bazalonian Government passed on to the Lamonian Vodka Corp, wish to express there joy at their brand name being choosen. Though they have never actually tasted ot, they eagely await it's arrival

Bazalonia

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Posted: Apr 3 2006, 05:42 PM

QUOTE (Starblaydia @ Apr 2 2006, 04:49 PM)

QUOTE (Khazaron @ Apr 1 2006, 03:22 PM)

...how about Surami...

Sounds good to me with my objective serious hat on.

Back with the IC hat on its 'Orcinus is best!'

Of course by "Orcinus" you mean "Potazzi"...

Krytenia

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Posted: Apr 3 2006, 05:59 PM

The year's supply of Lamodka arrived to the address provided, The whole group had arrived and been waiting for it to arrive and it did in this huge massive wooden crate.
The people opened the crate in anticipation, "LAMODKA!" they all shouted.

They started to unpack the crate but due to Bazalonian Law the drinking of any alcoholic Beverage is Forbidden all times apart from 4pm to 2 am. They waited until the stoke of 4 to start drinking.... they spread the bottles around and had a party... well, it would have been if it was not for the first taste of Lamodka... "This is so Lame." exclaimed one of them.... "LAME-ODKA!" they all shouted, had a chuckle and then attempted to give it all away, eventually they still had plenty of Lame-odka (they had written an 'e' in there) but they put up with it.... it was alcohol none the less.

Bazalonia

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Posted: Apr 3 2006, 08:52 PM

OOC: Lamodka is not 'LAME.'

Lamoni

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Posted: Apr 4 2006, 03:10 AM

QUOTE (Lamoni @ Apr 3 2006, 08:52 PM)

OOC: Lamodka is not 'LAME.'

(OOC: Hmmm... I asked certain people on an un-disclosed IRC channel and they said things to this effect.)

IC: Despite those people specifically not liking the Lamodka, Some particular public servants in the in DFAT (Dept. of Foreign Affairs and Trade), including the minister, has taken to drinking Lamodka. The Minister was heard saying

"While the people who won Lamodka didn't enjoy it, I certainly do." Others have classified the Lamodka haters as Vodka Snobs... either way some people love it others hate it. Isn't that like anything else?